"Okay, okay, don't fight." Bai Ze coaxed with a headache, holding one in each hand, trying to separate the two children as much as possible. The teleportation array was not very stable, so he was worried about letting the two children go by themselves, so he had to hold them. I could only coax her while walking towards the bamboo forest.
The battle in the sky is still going on, there are hordes of monsters, like dark clouds covering the top, wave after wave towards the barrier of Kunyu Mountain. The heavenly soldiers in silver armor kept attacking the demon group, and the silver-white light shone in the dark clouds, like a storm intertwined with thunder and lightning. Nezha stepped on the hot wheel, shuttled back and forth in the dark clouds, and his figure was extremely heroic.
"The evildoer knows that my magic power is not enough, so he bullies people too much." Donghua lay on Bai Ze's shoulder and looked up at the sky, and waved his small fist angrily.
"Shut up!" Fu Li reached out and slapped him. If the demons in the sky found them, they might chase them to Kunyu Mountain in the human world, and they would be trapped here and couldn't get out.
Bai Ze sighed helplessly, hugged the two pushing and shoving children, and jumped into the formation.
After spinning around for a while, I opened my eyes again, and there was still a bamboo forest, but my ears were full of noisy human voices.
"They just disappeared in this bamboo forest. They really are monsters." An old lady said outside the bamboo forest.
"It must be a fox demon." The scholar was still immersed in the legend of the fox demon.
"No wonder my husband came in out of his mind." The woman next to him interjected.
Bai Ze twitched the corners of his mouth, pinched his fingers and performed an invisibility technique, and swaggered out of the bamboo forest with the two children in his arms. I was really stupid before, why should he be afraid of these common people as a god...
Putting down the two children, he led the other one by the hand and walked outside the Taoist temple. The gray horse was still grazing leisurely by the side of the road. The people around couldn't see the three of them at all, but the gray-haired horse's eyes lit up, spit out the grass in its mouth, and ran towards Bai Ze with a whimper.
"Can you see me?" Bai Ze was very surprised, and raised his hand to touch the horse's ear. He used a very low-level invisibility technique, but it was more than enough to fool ordinary people. The fact that the horse could see him meant that he already had mana.
"Hey..." Ma snorted, and rubbed his big head against Bai Ze's arm.
Bai Ze patted the horse's head, carried the two children onto the horse's back, and jumped on himself, shaking the reins lightly. It is too conspicuous to rise up in a crowded place, and it is easy to cause riots among the people. It is better to find a secluded place.
Xin Ma reined in and ran to the open area, Bai Ze bid farewell to the gray horse, and carried the two children to the heaven.
"Hey—" The horse ran after Bai Ze's shadow on the field, and stopped until it was out of sight.
"It already has spirituality, and it will become a fairy in a thousand or eight hundred years." Seeing that Bai Ze was still looking down, Fu Li said something.
"Yeah, I don't know if it's a male or a female. If it's a male horse, I'll let you know in advance." Donghua lay on the edge of the cloud, looking at the little black spot on the ground, the old god said. All newly promoted male immortals must pay a visit to Emperor Donghua first.
Fu Li slightly frowned and said: "Whether it can become a fairy or not is its fate, its fate with you is over, so don't pay attention to it deliberately."
"Yeah." Bai Ze replied with a smile, seeing the little Fu Li speaking in a serious manner, he couldn't help but want to laugh. In the future, even if Fu Li becomes white-haired and white-bearded, it will be difficult for him to listen to his sermons seriously.
Donghua Emperor's Nine-Color Yunxia Clothes, when flying in the air, spontaneously stretch out long nine-color silk ribbons, which will dye the clouds in the sky when they cross the sky. When the immortals see it, they will know that Emperor Donghua has gone to heaven.
"I have seen the emperor." The little fairies on the road bowed and saluted one after another.
Donghua stood on the cloud, nodded slightly, and was about to greet those people, but was grabbed by Bai Ze, hid among the clouds, and quickly flew towards Yuqing Palace.
"Why didn't the emperor go to Lingxiao Palace, and went directly to Yuqing Palace?" Fairy Baihua looked in the direction of the cloud, very surprised.
"Perhaps you are in a hurry to grab Bai Ze from Tianzun." Qianliyan curled his lips.
"Nonsense again." Fairy Baihua glared at him.
Not only Fairy Baihua, but also Emperor Donghua himself asked the same question: "Shouldn't you pay a visit to the Jade Emperor first?"
"He'll come over later, it's the same when we see you then." Bai Ze fooled. Now there are more and more of these children, and they are getting harder and harder to discipline, it is better to keep them out of Yuqing Palace, so as not to be seen by anyone.
"Alright," Donghua nodded, "Then let's pay a visit to Laojun first."
Fu Li glanced at the talkative Donghua, jumped out of Bai Ze's arms, flicked his sleeves lightly, and opened the door first.
"Welcome to Yuqing Kindergarten!" Bai Ze jumped up the jade steps and said with a smile.
The little emperor straightened his clothes, smoothed the silk belt around his waist, just in time for the three-pronged golden crown on his head, and walked in with his head held high.
"Fu Li—" Laojun's childish cry immediately reached his ears, and he ran over like the wind, and grabbed Fu Li's little hand, "I have practiced a new elixir, come and see."
Tianzun was dragged by Laojun to see the alchemy furnace, Li Jing was still fast asleep while being tied up with a red thread, while the Queen Mother sat on the jade bridge and looked down at Donghua: "Are you new here? What's your name?"
"Don't move." Yuelao was sitting behind the Queen Mother, and was tying a red band for her.
"Who will tell me what's going on?" Bai Ze pointed to a pile of cabbage leaves on the ground. It was the cabbage he had just planted the day before yesterday, and it could be eaten today, but now it has turned into a pile of rotten leaves, mixed with the soil.
"Li Jing got drunk and trampled on it." Yuelao tied the Queen Mother's headband, stood up and replied obediently.
"What about this?" Bai Ze picked up the half-remaining wine jar, and there were only a few drops of jade liquid left in it.
Yuelao lowered his head and said nothing, the Queen Mother blinked: "We didn't make it, Laojun broke it." After speaking, she raised her finger to Laojun squatting beside the gossip stove.
Laojun is taking an elixir to Fuli: "Try it, Jiuxin, it's delicious."
Fu Li took it and put it in his mouth. The sweet taste was no different from the previous jelly beans. When the sugar on the surface melted away, a few drops of jade liquid wine spread on the tip of the tongue, and the sugar mixed with the aroma of the wine became extra delicious. stand up. After tasting for a while, Lord Tianzun gave a "fair" evaluation.
Laojun was very happy and decided to present this kind of elixir to the Pantao Fair this year.
Baize raised his forehead, lowered his head and said to Donghua, "Don't imitate them, be good..."
Before she finished speaking, the Queen Mother had already run over and grabbed the silk sash around Donghua's waist: "This is so beautiful, lend me to wear it."
"I won't give it to you!" Donghua grabbed one end and pulled the silk ribbon out of the queen mother's hand. The Queen Mother refused and still wanted it, so Donghua started running away, and the originally unclean Yuqing Palace suddenly became even more noisy.
White Pond:"… "
There are more children in the kindergarten, and classes still have to start. Bai Ze gathered the children together and began to explain the precautions of the Pantao Club.
"The Peach Fair is when the immortals from the nine heavens and ten places gather in the heavenly court to eat the peaches planted by the Queen Mother." The wordless book stood on the ground, and with Bai Ze's hand, it showed the scene of the Peach Fair in the past.
"That's my flat peach, don't let them eat it!" The Queen Mother pouted, dissatisfied.
"Eat the flat peaches when they are ripe. If you don't eat them, they will go bad. You can't finish them all by yourself," Bai Ze coaxed, "Besides, if you let everyone eat the flat peaches, they will give you gifts." , pointing to the heavenly book.
In the heavenly book, Emperor Donghua, wearing nine-color cloud robes, presented a basket of crystal-clear hibiscus fruits; Laojun, wearing a gossip robe, presented a pot of golden elixir.
"I don't need flat peaches, but hibiscus is enough." Donghua took out a hibiscus fruit from his Qiankun bag, and took a bite.
"Who cares about your broken fruit, I won't give you flat peaches." The Queen Mother said unconvinced.
"I'm rare, I'll exchange the elixir with you," Laojun took out three jelly beans, and held them in front of Donghua, "Ji Xin."
Emperor Donghua thought about it carefully, and exchanged the fruit in his hand for jelly beans with Laojun. Laojun took a bite happily: "Well, the hibiscus fruit is still delicious. There are worms in the flat peach, so I don't eat it."
"You... woo..." The Queen Mother pursed her lips, wanting to cry again.
"Boom!" Fu Li, who couldn't bear it any longer, patted the table, "Shut up!"
As soon as Tianzun spoke, the children immediately fell silent. The queen mother didn't dare to cry anymore, fearing that Fuli would sue the Jade Emperor, Yuelao lowered his head and twisted the red thread, Li Jing held a wine glass and slowly drank the wine soaked in the sun essence stone, Donghua had jelly beans in his mouth, Laojun took a bite Hibiscus sucks the juice in a low voice.
Controlling the group of noisy guys, Fu Li looked up at Bai Ze, motioning for him to continue.
Bai Ze was very moved, as expected, Tianzun was reliable. Taking a deep breath, he began to explain everyone's procedures in the Pantao Club and their responsibilities at the meeting.
Pantao Club has too many things to do, and giving the children a glass of Tianjun wine every day can only guarantee that they will turn into adults that day. They cannot be expected to finish these complicated tasks on the same day, and they must start preparing early. Laojun began to practice jelly beans every day, so as to save enough for the Pantao Festival; Donghua began to make invitations, so as to notify all Sanxian...
The Queen Mother has the most important task. She needs to order Xian'e to pick flat peaches, Weaver Girl to weave brocade, and Jiuxian to brew jade liquid. Bai Ze wrote down these things, asked the Queen Mother to take them, and then gave her a pot of wine from the Tianjun jar. The golden light flashed, and the Queen Mother's body stretched out, and she walked out of the Yuqing Palace in a daze.
"Can this work?" Bai Ze stood at the door, very worried, and lowered his head to ask Tianzun.
Tianzun and Bai Ze looked at each other and yawned. Fu Li's particularly beautiful eyes, placed on her small face, looked unusually large, crystal clear like glass. After yawning, his eyes were covered with a thin layer of water mist, and when he blinked, a teardrop hung on his long eyelashes, which would not fall.
Bai Ze immediately forgot about the drunken Queen Mother, bent down and hugged Fu Li into his arms: "Sleepy? Let's go to bed."
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"Peach Fair Preparation Chapter"
Bai Ze: Welcome to the 38th Olympic Pantao Games. Next is the question time. Reporter Shunfeng Er: I heard that drug use is prohibited in this year's Pantao Games. Is it true
Laojun: Yes, only rich immortals can afford elixir. For the sake of fairness and justice, only jelly beans are provided this time. Mana Fuli: It's all rumors, I never drink alcohol, and only rely on double cultivation to improve my mana
White Pond:? ?