If it is the original form now, Bai Ze's ears will definitely droop to the ground. Why didn't he calculate his luck before going out? If I had known that I committed a crime today, I should not have come to heaven. It would be serious to sleep for another day while the top of the mountain was not yet flooded. This is good, offending Tianzun.
Tianzun's jade mat came down and floated beside Bai Ze, tilting his head to look at him, Tianzun stretched out a white and tender finger, and touched his frowning brows: "It's okay, those who don't know are innocent."
The former Tianzun, with white hair and beard, often sat cross-legged and meditated with his eyes closed, was awe-inspiring, and he couldn't help but worship him. Today, Tian Zun is only three feet tall, with short legs crossed, and his slender eyelashes cast a shadow on his delicate face. drowsy.
Facing such a heavenly deity, Bai Ze couldn't feel awe at all, he just wanted to use his claws to hook the slender eyelashes, poke the chubby little face, and roll the little guy on the clouds a few times , hide it in his fur.
Bai Ze shook his head, watched the little Tianzun swallow his saliva: "This... what's going on?"
The Jade Emperor sighed, and said the reason with a bitter face: "You have also seen that Cangze Mountain has become the East China Sea..."
After the Nuwa repaired the sky, she left an oracle, telling the gods and gods that there will be a reincarnation every few thousand years, and the sea will turn into a mulberry field, or the mulberry field will turn into a sea. Since the establishment of the Heavenly Court, this kind of change has never been experienced before, and it was the first time for the Jade Emperor to encounter it.
"Isn't it just the Chinese New Year? The power of reincarnation began to come true. The Heavenly Lord was affected and rejuvenated." The Jade Emperor walked down the jade steps, grabbed Bai Ze's hand, and said earnestly, "You came just in time. I'm almost here! I'm so worried, Heaven needs you very much right now, Lord Bai Ze."
"Me?" Bai Ze's eyes widened, "What can I do?" He's just an auspicious beast with his own auspicious light, but he doesn't have the ability to turn things around.
"You don't know something..." Before the Jade Emperor finished speaking, a flame lit up from the sky, flashed across the sky in an instant, and rushed into Lingxiao Hall in a hurry. Bai Ze pulled Tianzun's jade mat, and quickly moved away to avoid being burned by the flames.
Tianzun, who was floating in mid-air, subconsciously wielded a burst of immortal power.
Fuli Yuanshi Tianzun's Liangyi Hunyuan Knot is the most powerful defensive barrier in the heavens. It has saved the heavens from danger countless times. Even the most ferocious ancient beasts cannot break through this barrier of immortal power. It is said that when the power of the two instruments is used, it can cover most of the heavenly palace. If Tianzun uses all his strength, he can even protect the entire heavenly court.
The three-foot-tall Tianzun formed seals with his hands, gathered auspicious energy all over his body, and released a transparent bubble the size of a fist with a "pop".
Bai Ze: "..." Is this the Hunyuan Knot of Liangyi
The transparent bubbles failed to stop the flame from spreading, but only covered the source of the flame. The flames dissipated, revealing the true face of Liu Guang, who was actually Nezha who was stepping on the Hot Wheels.
Nezha, the powerful and prominent general in the heavens, is transformed from lotus roots. He has maintained a youthful appearance for thousands of years, with a slender figure and clear eyebrows. Holding a small child, kicking his legs wildly.
"Niezi, let me down!" the child on Nezha's shoulder yelled.
The Hot Wheels turned off and could not fly immediately. Nezha staggered and fell down together with the child on his shoulders.
"Hey!" The child in the armor fell and gnawed on the mud, and the little pagoda he was holding in his hand also fell off, flying away with a bang.
The child got up with a jerk, picked up the pagoda in two steps, and jumped to beat Nezha.
Nezha dodged in embarrassment, clasped his fists with both hands, bowed and saluted and said, "I report to the Jade Emperor, my father suddenly changed into this appearance this morning."
When he woke up early in the morning, he saw that his eight-foot-long father had turned into a little baby that only reached his knees. Nezha thought that his father had made a mistake in his cultivation, so he hurriedly carried it to find the Jade Emperor.
"This is..." Bai Ze twitched the corner of his mouth, is this Nezha's father? Holding one hundred thousand heavenly soldiers in his hands, Li Jing, the super powerful King of Tota
Xiao Tuanzi in armor waved the little pagoda in his hand relentlessly, Nezha didn't dare to fight back, so he could only keep dodging, and when he couldn't dodge in time, he stretched out his hand to hold Daddy's little head.
The little Li Jing swung his arm vigorously, but he couldn't hit his son, so he became even more angry.
The Jade Emperor rubbed his forehead with a headache, and waved his hand to signal Nezha to take his father aside to coax him.
Nezha opened his mouth wide in surprise, pointed to himself, and then pointed to the armored figure on the ground. Did he hear correctly, the Jade Emperor asked him to coax his father
"Ouch!" Nezha was stunned, and Li Jing who jumped up suddenly hit his head. Seeing that he wanted to hit him again, he could only run in the hall with his legs open.
"You have seen it all. After Tianzun becomes smaller, his mana will be damaged." Jade Emperor pointed to Tianzun on one side. That guy was wrapping Fenghuolun in bubbles in front of him, and looked up and down reservedly.
Bai Ze looked at Li Jing who was beating someone with a pagoda, and then at the pink and tender Tianzun, and swallowed his saliva. In other words, the power of reincarnation will not only affect Tianzun, but also other gods.
Tianzun's jade mat slowly lowered, and the bubble in his hand disappeared with a bang, and the two hot wheels fell to the ground clangingly. Nezha quickly retracted it, stepped on it and floated up. Li Jing held the pagoda and jumped up with all his strength on his short legs.
"Not only mana, but also their minds will become smaller, and their own skills will be forgotten." Jade Emperor frowned, this is what he was really worried about.
When the gods become children, they may gradually forget their strengths.
Ordinary people can become immortals after attaining the Tao, and immortals can become gods through cultivation. The higher the mana, the closer to the way of heaven, the more severely affected by the power of reincarnation. Therefore, the first one to become a doll is Tianzun. Next, the Taishang Laojun, Donghua Emperor, the twenty-eight constellations, and even Thunder God and Lightning Mother, Feng Po Yu God, will all be affected by the power of reincarnation. At that time, the heavens will be in chaos.
Bai Ze looked at the sky and imagined the scene at that time.
The world needs rain, Lei Gong wields a small thunder weapon, and only releases a cannon; Feng Po spreads the cloth bag, and the wind is only strong enough to blow the Jade Emperor's hair, which is a bit shameful.
"Then, what does this have to do with the minister?" Bai Ze blinked. He is an ancient beast, not affected by the power of reincarnation. He has been shrunk into a small fur ball for so many years since the creation of the world.
"The ancient gods and beasts are not subject to the power of reincarnation, and now the catastrophe is approaching, and only you can help me." The Jade Emperor said deeply.
Bai Ze's eyes widened. The Jade Emperor was also a mortal who cultivated and would be affected by the power of reincarnation. Asking him to help is not asking him to take the place of Jade Emperor temporarily!
"A minister is a beast of assistants, and cannot be a king!" The upright beast directly refused without thinking.
"Who said that I want you to be king!" Jade Emperor rubbed the twitching veins on his forehead, "What I want you to do, you must be able to do."
Looking at the appearance of the Jade Emperor waiting for him to save the common people in the world, and looking at Nezha who is trying to coax his father, he always feels that this is not a good job. for."
"I hope you will open a kindergarten," said the Jade Emperor with a serious face, "to gather the immortals who have shrunk and teach them the skills they used to know."
The power of reincarnation does not know when it will disappear. Before that, those gods who have become smaller must learn their skills again, so as to guard their respective positions and ensure that there will be no troubles.
Bai Ze was dumbfounded, stunned for a long while, and finally choked out a sentence: "Children's garden is... yes, but I don't know the skills of the gods and immortals!"
Laojun concocts alchemy, Thunder God releases thunder, he doesn't understand this, let alone the Yuelao holding the red line, the marshal practicing the heavenly soldiers... He, the kindergarten principal, doesn't know how to teach children
Unmoved, the Jade Emperor waved his hands and said, "Er Nai Rui Beast Bai Ze can help anyone in the world, I believe in you."
Kechen doesn't believe in himself! Bai Ze opened his mouth, and looked at Tianzun for help.
"Go, I will give you the Yuqing Palace." The Jade Emperor then added.
Fuli Tianzun, who was originally expressionless, frowned slightly when he heard the words: "Why?"
Yuqing Palace is the palace where Tianzun lived. The Jade Emperor suddenly wanted to requisition Yuqing Palace without discussing with him in advance.
The Jade Emperor said that all the gods and gods have become children, and the order of the three realms is not maintained. If the news spreads, not to mention the human world, the heavens will be in chaos first. Therefore, the shrunken gods must hide first, that is, they are discussing the way of immortality.
However, for a god like Laojun who has immeasurable merit and power, no one can discuss the way of immortality with him except Tianzun. Therefore, we can only drive everyone to Yuqing Palace.
"It's better to declare to the outside world that Tianzun has recently realized something and wants to preach to everyone," the Jade Emperor slapped his forehead and made up his mind. He avoided Tianzun's staring eyes, turned his head and looked away. Nezha, who was chased and beaten by his father, "Then what, Nezha, come here."
Hearing this, Nezha picked up his father, who was still kicking his legs, and walked over: "What orders does Your Majesty have?"
Kindergarten has been opened, and it is necessary to set up an arresting team to arrest the shrunken gods and send them to the kindergarten to attend classes. The Jade Emperor was very satisfied when he saw Nezha's athletic skills when he caught his father: "I named you the Grand Marshal of the Infants, Responsible for arresting the gods who have become smaller and sending them to Yuqing Palace, there must be no mistakes."
"Design!" Nezha clasped his fists together, only to realize that he was still holding his father, coughed dryly, and saluted with one hand.
After assigning the tasks, the Jade Emperor finally breathed a sigh of relief, returned to the throne, picked up the jade pot, smacked his mouth and drank the fine wine, and waved his hands to signal that they could leave.
Bai Ze left Lingxiao Palace sullenly, and Nezha, who got a new errand, followed quickly: "Shenjun, shall I go to Yuqing Palace with you?"
The Jade Emperor said that every fairy who has become smaller should be put into the kindergarten. His father has already become smaller, so he should be put in immediately.
Li Jing ran up on his short legs and stretched his legs to kick Nezha.
Bai Ze looked at Li Jing who was still cursing, and twitched the corners of his mouth: "You throw your father home first, I have to clean up Yuqing Palace."
Nezha scratched his head, thinking that what Bai Ze said was right, Yuqing Palace hadn't set up a magic circle yet, and his father was so fiddly, maybe he ran out after putting it in, so he carried his father on his shoulders, and went to Bai Ze and The Tianzun at the back clasped his fists, turned around and jumped onto the Hot Wheels, turned into a streamer of light, and disappeared over Lingxiao Temple with a whoosh.
"Niezi, my tower!" Li Jing's angry roar came from the air.
After a while, Nezha came back again, picked up the small pagoda that fell on the ground, stuffed it into his father's hand, clasped his fists again, and flew away with a "swish".
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"Small father is not easy to serve"
Nezha: Dad, it's time to eat!
Li Jing: Niezi, why are you talking to me!
Nezha: How about that
Li Jing: Tell me, my lord father!
Nezha: ... Father, it's time to eat!
Li Jing: That's about the same
Nezha: ...