Tianting Kindergarten

Chapter 4: jelly beans

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The old gentleman who was sitting on the futon holding a whisk and closing his eyes was gone, replaced by a child in Taoist robes, holding a shrunken whisk, staring at the stove seriously, and said in a childlike voice: "Tong'er, this pill still lacks a treasure of heaven and earth, you can get it quickly."

"Yes, Laojun." Although Xiantong didn't understand why Laojun suddenly became a child, he still brought the ingredients Laojun asked for, Tianquan passion fruit, thousands of flowers and layers of honey, and looked at it in horror. Laojun threw a large jar of honey into the alchemy furnace.

After sitting beside Tianzun for a while, Bai Ze started to feel drowsy. He looked around, moved away a little, and then changed into his original shape and stretched. I didn't get enough sleep to begin with, so I'd better wait until I wake up to talk about saving the heavens from danger.

As soon as he fell asleep, he heard the sound of piercing through the air not far away, and then, a child in armor was thrown on Bai Ze's body, and fell into Bai Ze's thick fur with a "poof".

Bai Ze groaned under the pressure, shook his head, and met Nezha's piercing eyes.

"Please ask God to take care of my father. The old man has become a child. I have to arrest him quickly!" Nezha finished speaking, and without waiting for Bai Ze to respond, he stepped on the hot wheel and rushed out roaring, holding The Huntian silk tied to the Qiankun circle looks like a horse harness.

Bai Ze silently stretched out his paws to cover his face, exchanged a glance with Tianzun, turned into a human form, put down the displeased Li Jing, and told him to play with Fu Li for a while, and he had better follow Nezha to have a look .

"You two be good, don't fight." Bai Ze looked back worriedly, and walked out of Yuqing Palace.

When Nezha arrived at Tushita Palace, everything was as usual, the alchemy furnace was blazing, the fairy boy shaking the fan worked hard, and the treasures and dendrobium were neatly arranged, except for the three-foot-tall Taishang Laojun in front of the stove.

Laojun was still wearing his usual long-sleeved gown of Taichi gossip, holding a miniature fly whisk in his hand, staring at the flickering fire seriously.

"Old gentleman..." Nezha opened his mouth, wanting to say something, but was immediately interrupted by Laojun.

"Hush—" the little old gentleman turned his head, glared at Nezha, and said in a low voice, "Stop making noise, the pill fire is shocked, and this furnace pill will be useless."

Nezha had no choice but to stand aside holding the Qiankun circle, staring at Laojun making alchemy, watching Laojun pouring honey into the stove: "That..."

When Bai Ze arrived, he saw that Nezha was about to arrest the alchemy master, so he rushed up and grabbed Nezha back: "Don't move, let Laojun finish the alchemy."

Laojun's elixir is the most precious treasure in the world, and it concerns the entire fairy world, so nothing can go wrong. It would be a great sin if even one elixir was damaged because of the two of them making trouble.

"But..." Nezha opened his mouth. He has been with Laojun for thousands of years, and he has never seen such alchemy. This guy has clearly lost his mind!

Bai Ze covered Nezha's mouth, motioning him not to speak. The elixir has a spirit, and speaking will disturb the spirit.

"Boom—" the furnace cover suddenly rose, and the golden light flourished.

Bai Ze subconsciously closed his eyes, and then opened them again. The furnace lid had been shifted, and golden mist diffused from the opening, accompanied by a refreshing sweetness.

Taking a deep breath, this danxiang contains the aura of heaven, material and earth treasures, and it is refreshing to take a breath.

Laojun raised his hand, took a small gourd, and wanted to suck out the elixir from the elixir furnace. Holding a gourd in one hand, and drawing the Taiji seal with the other, the vast immortal power rippled away, and then disappeared without a trace.

The little old gentleman was stunned for a moment, snorted, lifted the hem of his clothes, climbed onto the alchemy stove, turned the mouth of the gourd down, and said: "Take it!"

Bai Ze felt very relieved when he saw the old gentleman who was still conscientiously collecting the pills even though he had shrunk in size. It seems that Laojun's mentality has not changed, he is still the Supreme Venerable who has the common people in his heart and has become obsessed with alchemy.

"It's done haha!" Laojun threw the whisk in his hand aside, walked up to Bai Ze with the small golden gourd in his hand, looked up at him, "stretch out your hand."

Bai Ze stretched out a slender white hand in a daze, and a golden pill appeared in his palm.

"Whoever sees it has a share." Laojun raised his chin and said, and gave Nezha one too.

Bai Ze immediately became excited, this is Laojun's elixir! It has miraculous effects such as washing the tendons and cutting the marrow, bringing the dead back to life and so on. Ordinary people eat it, and they will live forever; monsters eat it, and they will become immortals immediately; immortals eat it, and their magic power will increase. Usually only the Jade Emperor can eat it as a snack, and other people can only get one unless they have an urgent matter and have a good relationship with Laojun. Low-level immortals are not even qualified to eat elixir. If they steal it without authorization, they will go to Zhuxiantai.

Now, it is rare for Laojun to give him one so generously.

"Thank you, old gentleman." Bai Ze is a pragmatic beast, he eats it as soon as he gets it, and throws it into his mouth after speaking, lest the old gentleman go back on his word.

Closing his eyes, Bai Ze tried to feel the rich aura in the elixir. The sweet breath permeated the tip of his tongue, but there was very little aura. It reverberated twice in the air, and it disappeared before it entered the veins. Bai Ze opened his eyes in a daze, then turned to look at Nezha.

Nezha chewed bang bang bang, and pointed to the jar of honey beside him expressionlessly: "I actually want to say...he made jelly beans..."

Bai Ze silently swallowed the jelly beans in his mouth, and picked up Laojun: "Follow me to Yuqing Palace."

"Oh, no!" Laojun was held by the collar and kicked his two short legs vigorously, "I have other elixir to refine, and the flat peach will come soon, the golden elixir is not completed, the Jade Emperor will punish."

Laojun broke free from Bai Ze's hand, ran to the alchemy stove, and held on tightly to the alchemy stove.

The pill fire has not been extinguished, and the surrounding temperature is still very high, and mortals will be wiped out as soon as they get close. Bai Ze was originally a water-loving beast, afraid of fire, and the true fire of alchemy would burn his fur, so he didn't dare to go forward for a while.

Nezha was not afraid, but he was too lazy to chat with Laojun, so he raised his hand, and the Qiankun ring in his hand flew over, and tightly caught Laojun, and pulled it with his bare hands, and the Huntian silk tied to the Qiankun circle tightened instantly , All of a sudden, Lao Jun was caught.

The Eight Diagrams Alchemy Stove held by Laojun turned into a palm-sized small stove, shrunk in Laojun's arms, and Laojun was bundled into rice dumplings by the following Huntian Ling, and carried it where? Zha's shoulders.

After leaving Tushita Palace, Laojun felt that it was embarrassing to be wrapped like a silkworm chrysalis, so he squirmed twice and said: "Untie the Huntian Ling, and I will go by myself."

Unmoved, Nezha transformed into a hot wheel, jumped on it and left.

"Huh?" Clairvoyant, who was playing cards in the cloud, immediately saw Nezha, who was in a hurry, and Bai Ze, who was rushing behind Nezha, looked strange, and pulled his ears along the wind to meet him.

"Boom!" The strong Shunfeng ear bumped into Nezha's arms, almost breaking the body of the lotus root. Nezha took a few steps back, raised his hand and turned out a flaming spear, pointing at Shunfeng's ear: "Want to fight?"

Bai Ze twitched the corners of his mouth, and finally understood why Li Jing liked to fight after he became younger, and the whole family was like this. He sighed, stepped forward to dissuade him: "Don't be impulsive, they are just bored."

Just as he was speaking, Qianliyan saw a yellow corner of the clothes exposed in the red Huntian silk with sharp eyes, and he pulled it out. It turned out to be a child's arm, covered with a piece of clothing embroidered with complicated gossip patterns. sleeve.

Looking at the entire fairy world, only Laojun's taoist robe is embroidered with gossip patterns all the year round. Moreover, there are still some ashes from the alchemy furnace on the clothes now, which will disperse when touched.

"Ah! You kidnapped Laojun!" Clairvoyant shouted loudly, "You are... Gududu..."

Bai Ze pinched a seal, and a stream of clear water was accurately poured into Qianliyan's wide-open mouth, blocking his mouth. Qianliyan quickly spit out the water, and sprayed his brother in the face with a "pooh-".

"Come on, I've heard it all," Shunfeng wiped his face and said unhappily, "You are going to take Laojun to Yuqing Palace, this must be ordered by Tianzun!"

Bai Ze rushed forward anxiously, covering Shunfeng'er's mouth: "Shhh—" I know that these two guys are the most dangerous, one of them sees thousands of miles, the other listens to all directions, this secret will be known to them sooner or later.

Seeing Bai Ze's tense look, Qianli immediately became interested, and leaned over cheaply: "We've hit it, right? Hmph, if you want us to keep a secret, you have to exchange it with other secrets."

"That's right, you were drunk a thousand years ago and said you had someone you admired, who exactly is it?" Shunfeng Er chimed in, "Is it Bi An Shenjun?"

"Again, Bi An is a male, and so is Laozi, a male!" Bai Ze gritted his teeth, the veins on his forehead twitched, and a hundred ways to silence Clairvoyance and Shunfenger flashed before his eyes. He wasn't annoyed by these two guys, he was really trying to keep the peace of heaven. Yes, it is like that!

Just when Bai Ze couldn't bear it and was about to make a move, Nezha had already preemptively pulled out Huntian Ling. Laojun, who was originally tied inside, slipped out.

Bai Ze stretched out his hand to catch the dizzy little Laojun, and watched as Nezha tied up his clairvoyant eyes and shunfeng ears in twos and twos, turned them into a streamer, and ran directly to Lingxiao hall. It would be more appropriate to leave these two big mouths to the Jade Emperor.

Calm was restored on the cloud road, Bai Ze sweated, silently gave a thumbs up to Nezha's leaving back, and walked towards Yuqing Palace with Laojun in his arms.

The Yuqing Immortal Palace, which used to be as peaceful as an ancient well, is now a mess.

Before leaving, he told the two little guys to be obedient. Bai Ze thought that even if Li Jing was disobedient, Tianzun would be more prudent and could dissuade him. Now it seems... the futons in the hall were thrown everywhere, and the ground was full of jade. Li Jing, wearing armor, is chasing Tianzun Fuli to beat him.

Fu Li just put one hand behind his back leisurely, dodging left and right, and beside him was a fist-sized Liangyi Hunyuan Knot, firmly imprisoning the small pagoda the size of a palm.

"Give me back the pagoda!" Seeing the small ball of the Liangyi Hunyuan Knot rising higher and higher, Li Jing jumped up hard, waving his short arms, trying to catch the small pagoda back.

Lord Tianzun smirked, and raised his delicate chin: "Then you have to listen to me from now on."

"No!" Even though Li Jing shrunk down, he was still the mighty Generalissimo, and he definitely would not recognize the boss casually.

Bai Ze looked at the messy Yuqing Palace, and suddenly felt a headache. The Laojun in his arms was still struggling to get down, so he had to bend down and put him on the ground.

As soon as the little Laojun landed, he quickly ran towards the two little guys who were arguing: "Fu Li!"

Tianzun turned to look at him, and before he could say anything, he was knocked down by Laojun who was running too fast.

"I'll eat this for you!" Laojun lay on Tianzun's body, triumphantly took out a small golden gourd, and poured him a jelly bean.

The author has something to say: Small Theater:

Bai Ze: From now on, Fuli will be the squad leader

Tianzun: ok

Bai Ze: How are you going to manage the children in the class

Tianzun: If you are disobedient, you will be beaten until you are obedient

White Pond:…

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Tianzun is still a child, the small theater can't be dirty, and the bird life is like snow