"Bada!" Because Fuli was distracted, the Liangyi Hunyuan Knot shattered, and the small pagoda fell down. Li Jing happily picked up the little pagoda, and leaned over to look at the two guys who were eating jelly beans, "Give me one."
Laojun sat up, glanced at Li Jing, twisted his body, and hid the gourd aside: "I won't give it to you."
Fu Li got up, dusted off the hem of his clothes, and walked to Bai Ze with his hands behind his back, looking very majestic, if he wasn't chewing jelly beans...
The children were all very cute, but Fuli Tianzun's face was the most delicate, coupled with the cold expression of a little adult, Bai Ze couldn't hold back, and reached out to grab Fuli into his arms and rubbed it.
Fu Li slapped Bai Ze's paw away, and gave him a flat look: "When does class start?"
"We can start today," Bai Ze said with a smile. On the way, he had already thought about how to teach the children. "I want to borrow the book from heaven."
"The Heavenly Book?" Fu Li frowned slightly, and looked up at the wordless Heavenly Book floating in the midair of Yuqing Palace. Ambilight, tranquility and peace.
The two were talking, and the two little guys over there were already fighting. Li Jing wanted to grab a jelly bean to eat, but Laojun refused to give it to him, so the two started chasing each other. Laojun, who was wearing a wide-sleeved robe, couldn't run fast, and was soon caught up by Li Jing, who hugged him and fell to the ground.
Laojun was so crushed by him, he gritted his teeth and raised his hand, pulled out the small pagoda from Li Jing's hand, and threw it out with all his strength. Seeing that the situation was not good, Li Jing immediately got up to pick it up. Lao Jun took the opportunity to escape, took out a black pill from the alchemy furnace in his arms, and threw it on the ground with his hands.
"Boom!" There was a crackling sound, and the Yuqing Palace was filled with white smoke.
"Hahaha, can't you hit me?" From the smoke screen, Laojun's childish voice came.
"You despicable villain, just wait!" Li Jing chased and beat Laojun relentlessly, and the two stumbled in the smoke, crashing into something.
"Roar—" Bai Ze couldn't bear it any longer, turned into his original form, and used the move "Ze Tian Hua Mist", the thick water vapor dispersed the smoke, then jumped up, knocked down one by one, and roared at the two little guys .
During Bai Ze's whistling, moist water vapor blew the hair of both of them back, and the little Taishang Laojun immediately wilted: "Don't spray your saliva into my pill furnace!"
Li Jing touched the water on the armor and nodded in agreement.
Bai Ze gritted his teeth and felt his head hurt even more.
The Wordless Heavenly Book is a treasure handed down from the ancient times. It has been enshrined in the Yuqing Palace and is under the care of Fuli Yuanshi Tianzun. There is no other reason, only Fu Li can penetrate the mysteries of the Heavenly Book, and others, including the Jade Emperor, cannot understand it. Whenever a major event happened, or he wanted to know about the past, the Jade Emperor would come to ask Tianzun to look up the heavenly book.
However, the Wordless Heavenly Book also has a function, which Bai Ze also knew by accident. That is, the heavenly book can convey the thoughts and thoughts in the hearts of immortals through immortal power, and change them into pictures in writing. Such a function is especially useful in the classroom of Yuqing Kindergarten.
Bai Ze cleaned the Yuqing Palace, moved the Tianshu to the front of the palace, and put it away against the pillars. The pillar was carved out of jasper, ten feet high and thick, with many intricate and dense patterns carved on it, even Bai Ze couldn't understand it. The Book of Heaven turned into a large book the height of a person, just leaning against the pillar. The lines on the pillars can hold the spine of the book so that it does not fall.
Spreading out the snow-white wordless page, Bai Ze held a jasper flute, passed his immortal power through the jade flute, and transformed it into the heavenly book. The wordless book has become the blackboard of the kindergarten.
With the blackboard, there is still a lack of tables, chairs and benches. Fuli Tianzun is the supreme venerable of Taoism in the fairy world. Immortals often come to Yuqing Palace to listen to Tianzun's sermons, and the palace is always equipped with futons and low tables to entertain immortals. These utensils are now taken out to serve as desks for the little ones.
The serious teacher Bai Ze even provided everyone with a pen, ink, paper and inkstone. Looking at the three little guys sitting below, Bai Ze instantly felt the great responsibility of being a teacher.
"Let's start with the creation of Pangu." Bai Ze cleared his throat, waved his jade flute, and pointed to the wordless celestial book. The white fairy power slowly and softly scattered on the heavenly book along the jasper flute, and the snow-white writing gradually vortexed, presenting a pitch black.
A long time ago, the world was still in chaos, like an egg. Pangu curled up inside, wandering around aimlessly. One day, Pangu couldn't bear such loneliness anymore, he found an ax and split the world. The separation of the clear and the turbid in the chaos, the clear is the sky, and the turbid is the earth.
This is a magnificent scene, which contains endless mysteries between heaven and earth. It's just... Bai Ze has never seen it.
Therefore, Bai Ze, who lacked imagination, could not fully construct the scene at that time, and there were a bunch of strange graphics in the wordless book.
Tiandi, it really looks like an egg, it looks like it has been pickled, the egg is still golden and oily, and the egg white is a little blue, it seems that there is too much salt.
"The world looks so salty." Laojun smacked his lips and threw a jelly bean into his mouth.
Li Jing stretched out his hand in front of Laojun silently, but Laojun slapped him and refused to give him candy.
Bai Ze gave a dry cough and continued. The tall and mighty Pangu appeared on the screen, holding a huge axe in his hand.
"Isn't this the giant spirit god?" Li Jing pointed to the big ugly man on the screen, he was clearly the giant spirit god who guarded the Tianmen Gate, but the color of his face was slightly different.
"Uh... I don't know what Pangu looks like, so let's replace it with a giant spirit god." Bai Ze scratched his head.
Li Jing pouted, feeling that the lesson was boring, so he lowered his head and started playing with his little pagoda. The Linglong Pagoda has a total of seven floors. Because the owner has shrunk, it has also shrunk. It looks very delicate.
The old man was so greedy, he moved to the table with Li Jing, and whispered, "Let's play marbles."
Li Jing snorted, and seeing Laojun's eyes were fixed on his tower, he moved it aside, not letting him play.
"I'll give you the elixir, and you let me play towers, right?" The little old gentleman still stubbornly believed that he was an elixir.
Li Jing thought for a while, then nodded in agreement. So, the two who were still fighting just now burst into smiles, Li Jing ate the jelly beans, and the old man had to throw marbles into the tower gate. In the whole class, only Master Tianzun was still listening to Bai Ze's lecture seriously.
Bai Ze looked at the two naughty ghosts who didn't listen carefully, and then at Fu Li who was sitting upright with a serious face. He thought that he was worthy of being a god. Unable to bear a smile, Bai Ze bent down and asked, "Fu Li, do you still remember what I said?"
"Remember." Fu Li nodded, stood up, walked to the heavenly book, and put a small white and tender hand on it.
The scene in the heavenly book changed in an instant. The original ugly giant spirit god was replaced by a clear-eyed god with deep eyes and an indifferent expression. That was the real Pangu that no one had ever seen before! The chaos like pickled eggs behind him has also turned into an ellipse intertwined with turbidity and turbidity, and the profound meaning of heaven and earth in it can be felt through the picture.
These are the true meaning that Tianzun has gleaned from the heavenly book for many years.
Looking at the epoch-making scene in the book, Bai Ze wiped the cold sweat from his brow, "You remember, why are you still listening so seriously!" Isn't this just playing tricks on him
Before the words fell, the scene in the book changed. These are all Fu Li's real memories, but because of his backward mind, the scenes that appear are completely different. On the screen, the Celestial Venerable, who is only three feet tall, is wearing a blue fairy robe with wide sleeves, fighting fiercely against a group of ancient monsters. Those monsters also look very...cute.
The round-headed and round-brained red-flame golden beast spewed fire at Fu Li, scorching Fu Li's robe. At this time, a chubby white-haired beast ran out, spit at the red-flame golden beast, and instantly extinguished the fire.
Bai Ze looked at that furball, and the more he looked at it, the more he felt something was wrong, that fat and stupid big furball even had a pair of horns, no matter how you looked at it, it looked like... a Bai Ze!
Bai Ze twitched the corners of his mouth, he had lost sight of the chubby and silly Dragon King of the Four Seas who appeared behind him. "Forget it, let's play for a while."
The first class was so over, Bai Ze felt physically and mentally exhausted, slid on the ground leaning on the pillar, thinking about what to say in the next class. Judging from Fuli's situation, they actually still remember the past, that is to say, they still have common sense, and they still remember the previous skills, but their mana has been greatly reduced and their minds have regressed. Maybe, just find a way to get them back in shape.
After the master left, the children were free, and they ran up to touch the heavenly book.
Laojun showed his alchemy experience in the book of heaven, planning to refine jelly beans with various flavors, and listed all the ingredients needed. The scriptures appear in order: Hundred Flower Honey, Pantao Juice, Ginseng Fruit, Osmanthus Cake...
Li Jing went up to push Laojun away, with two dirty handprints on it: "I always want to eat, I'm really useless, look at me."
Bai Ze's eyes lit up when the scene of the battle between immortals and demons appeared in the heavenly book. He also participated in the battle between immortals and demons back then, and almost died in it. His memory has been blurred. Perhaps from Li Jing's memory, he can find that person...
Immortals and demons melee, the color of the world changed, Li Jing, wearing a golden helmet, holding a pagoda in his hand, led a hundred thousand heavenly soldiers, and had a snowball fight with demons in the snowy demon world, which was particularly spectacular.
Bai Ze: "..." You shouldn't expect them to remember anything serious.
The author has something to say: Small Theater:
Fuli: Who is that person
Bai Ze: An Indescribable Person
Li Jing: Oh, I know, someone who has done indescribable things with Bai Ze~(≧▽≦)/~
Laojun: Do you need the little blue elixir? (⊙v⊙)
Bai Ze: ... have to copy the ideological and moral textbooks a hundred times!