The afternoon sun was just right, so Bai Ze decided to take the children to the yard to bask in the sun, and learn how to meditate on the way.
A long time ago, when Bai Ze was still a little furball, he couldn't transform into a human body, even if he accumulated a lot of immortal power in his body, he couldn't transform into a human. It wasn't until he learned to meditate, concentrate his mind, and gather the immortal power together that he slowly learned to change form.
Now these immortals have become smaller in stature, perhaps similar to his previous condition. Because the power of reincarnation weakened their immortal power, making it difficult for them to maintain a normal figure, and those few immortal powers were scattered in every corner of the body. If you learn Bai Ze's method of transforming form and gather the power of immortality, maybe you can change back.
"Something makes sense." Fuli Tianzun listened carefully to Bai Ze's words, and nodded slightly. The vast immortal power in his body is really running low, and it is scattered in the tendons and veins and it is difficult to gather.
The pleasant sunshine is warm and warm, which is an irresistible temptation for the long-haired beast. Anyway, the animal form can also speak, so Bai Ze became his original form, spreading his limbs in the spacious courtyard of Yuqing Palace.
Sitting cross-legged against Bai Ze, Fu Li lightly closed his eyes, trying to feel the method of Bai Ze's transformation: "Where do you want to gather the immortal power?" The clear and moving voice, with the unique softness of a child, Bai Ze Ze sounded comfortable and couldn't help wagging his tail quietly.
"The magic power you have accumulated now may not be enough to change form. Wherever you want to make it bigger, you can concentrate it there." Bai Ze gathered his forelegs, and circled the little Fuli Tianzun between the two big claws. Fu Li didn't seem to notice Bai Ze's movements, but still closed his eyes and meditated earnestly.
Xianli moved through the tendons and slowly gathered them in the palm of his hand. The hands were joined up and down, and the misty blue light was flowing in the palms. The pink and white short hands seemed to have changed in a trance, but after a moment of divine time, they returned to the original point. Unconvinced, Fu Li raised his hand, gathered his celestial power, and tried again.
Bai Ze looked at Tianzun's pink and tender face, which had the luster of fine porcelain under the sun, his brows were cold and solemn, and he felt his paws itch. He slowly raised one paw, trying to touch the delicate face with the pad of his palm. At this time, the old gentleman who was digging bamboo shoots in the bamboo forest rushed out and slammed into Bai Ze's fur.
"Roar—" Bai Ze was startled, and yelled out, shut up halfway through the yelling, glared at Laojun, and whispered, "Don't make noise, what are you doing?"
"Look what I dug up!" The old gentleman walked around in front of Bai Ze enthusiastically, showing him the bamboo shoots in his clothes. The fresh and tender bamboo shoots looked crisp and delicious, Bai Ze turned his head and put them in his mouth, chewing them.
"Hey!" The old gentleman quit immediately, and raised his hand to grab the bamboo shoots, "I want to use them for alchemy!"
Bai Ze glanced at him, what kind of pill is made with bamboo shoots? Bamboo shoot flavored jelly beans...
Laojun climbed onto Bai Ze's body reluctantly, trying to reason with him. The thick fur was warmed by the sun and was soft and soft. Lao Jun climbed up and lay still in the fur.
"Don't make trouble, you see Tianzun is meditating to transform back, you try too." Bai Ze turned his head and said to the old gentleman on his back.
"Try it." Laojun took out the alchemy stove, placed it on Bai Ze's head, sat cross-legged, made a Tai Chi diagram with his palms, and then joined them in front of his dantian.
Bai Ze propped his chin with one paw, pressed against the alchemy furnace on his head, watched with relish, and thought that this little guy's moves are quite decent, he is worthy of being the Taishang Laojun.
Laojun closed his eyes and held his breath for a while. As the breeze blew, the broken hair on Fu Li's forehead slowly drifted with the wind, and Bai Ze's fur was blown out of the waves, and the ashes in the pill furnace also scattered, dirtying the hair on Bai Ze's head. Bai Ze sneezed, afraid of disturbing Fu Li, he could only support his head and let the ashes of the pesky pill furnace float.
Fu Li remained unmoved, still earnestly comprehended, gradually wrapping a pair of small hands in a hazy blue light. Bai Ze didn't dare to take a deep breath, and quietly turned his head to see what progress Laojun had made. As soon as he turned around, he saw that Laojun, who was supposed to meditate, had already fallen headlong into the hair, with his butt in the air, sound asleep.
Li Jing rode over on a piece of bamboo and saw that Laojun was asleep, so he dropped the bamboo horse, grabbed Bai Ze's fur and climbed up, bouncing around Laojun: "Get up, let's play horseback riding."
Laojun ignored him, turned over and continued whirring. Li Jing climbed onto Laojun's body and shook him, and couldn't help yawning himself. Not long after, Li Jing put his head on Laojun and fell asleep.
Bai Ze sighed, knowing that these little guys couldn't be counted on. Turning his head to look at Fu Li who was still working hard, he couldn't help but feel admiration, even if he became a child, Fu Li was still the most determined child.
Gently placing his chin on his front paws, Bai Ze looked at Fu Li's profile and yawned.
Fu Li slowly opened his eyes, looked at the motionless hands, and frowned slightly.
"This is just an idea of mine, and it may not be useful. You have to explore it slowly," Bai Ze comforted softly. Seeing that Tianzun was still sullen, scratching his chin with his claws, he considered, "Well... do you want to come up too? How about some sleep?" His fur was very warm, and the sun was just right at this moment, and the two guys had already fallen asleep unconsciously.
Fu Li glanced disdainfully at the two ignorant guys in Maomaoli, "Childish." After speaking, he turned his head and continued to meditate with his eyes closed.
Bai Ze blinked, yawned again, stretched his paws forward, put his head on the front paws, and looked up at the flowing clouds in the sky. Thirty-three days of Fuyun Road, here in Yuqing Palace, you can still see a layer of clouds. It's just that today's cloud seems a little strange.
"Fuli, I think the clouds today look like sweet-scented osmanthus cakes..." Bai Ze sighed, and quietly looked at Tianzun with one eye, but the other party didn't pay him any attention at all. Bai Ze smacked his lips for fun, continued to stare at the pastry-like cloud, looked at it, and closed his eyes.
The celestial power all over his body was gathered together and joined his hands, Fu Li paused for a moment, then pushed the celestial power from his right hand to his left. At this moment, there was finally a reaction, that white and tender little hand gradually elongated, turning into a well-proportioned, slender, big hand with well-defined joints.
Fu Li suddenly opened his eyes, looked at the hand, turned his head to share it with Bai Ze, but found that the guy had already fallen asleep. On his head was a gossip alchemy stove the size of a censer, and on his back were two sprawling children, with three long beards sticking up just enough to touch Fu Li's ears. No wonder my ears were itchy all the time.
Fu Li withdrew his immortal power, and his hands returned to their original state. He rubbed his itchy ears and stood up. Because it has been in the sun for a long time, there is a warm sunshine smell in the fur, which is very pleasant and attractive. Looking left and right, there was no one around, Fu Li pondered for a moment, then slowly climbed up Bai Ze's back, all the way up to his neck, raised his hand to take off the alchemy stove, and stuffed it into Laojun's arms .
Laojun was sleeping soundly with his mouth open, and when he felt something in his arms, he hugged it tightly subconsciously, smacked his lips, turned over and continued to sleep.
Fu Li leaned on the back of Bai Ze's head, looking up at the sky. Today's clouds are indeed a bit unusual, some are like pastries, some are like candies, and some are even like chicken legs. Rubbing the warm fur on the side of his face, Fu Li narrowed his eyes comfortably, um, let's sleep for a while before they wake up, just for a while.
When the Jade Emperor came, he saw this scene. The principal of the kindergarten, Bai Ze Shenjun, irresponsibly changed into his original form, sleeping with his limbs spread out in the yard, his hair warm and his feet soft. And the students in the kindergarten all climbed onto the body of the teacher, what a shame!
"Ahem!" The Jade Emperor coughed twice, waking up Bai Ze, who was in the midst of a good dream.
"Huh? Jade Emperor!" Bai Ze suddenly raised his head, and Laojun who was sleeping on his back rolled down, and the pill furnace in his arms fell to the ground with a tinkling clang, and slid to the Jade Emperor's feet.
Laojun got up and rubbed his sore buttocks. Li Jing was still snoring and couldn't wake up no matter what. Tianzun slid down Bai Ze's fur, brushed off the hem of his clothes, and raised his chin to look at Jade Emperor: "What's the matter?"
"I asked you to open a kindergarten to teach them skills, not to take them to sleep in the sun!" The Jade Emperor blew his beard, his long beard fluttered, and a chubby boy stuck out of his arms The hand was grabbed and tugged, "Hiss - good, don't pull the beard!"
"Maomao! I want to play with Maomao!" The sweet and glutinous voice came out, and only then did everyone notice that the Jade Emperor was still holding a little girl in his arms. The little girl was wearing a fairy dress made of phoenix wool, shining golden light, and she wore a nine-phoenix pearl hairpin on her head, giving her a noble look. There is a little cinnabar between the eyebrows, and red and phoenix flowers are painted around it. It is the wife of the Jade Emperor, the Queen Mother!
"No!" The Jade Emperor refused without thinking, it was Bai Ze's Mao Mao, and Bai Ze was a big man in human form.
"Woo... I want Maomao, Maomao!" The Queen Mother refused immediately, grabbing the Jade Emperor's beard and crying loudly, big teardrops rolled down, soaking the golden phoenix robe.
The Jade Emperor had no choice but to bite the bullet and put his daughter-in-law on Bai Ze's back. After touching the soft fur, the Queen Mother stopped crying immediately, buried her face in it and wiped her snot from her nose. She smiled after breaking through the tears, grabbed a few strands of long hair, and began to braid her hair.
Bai Ze opened his mouth, and looked at the Jade Emperor with a look of lovelessness.
The Jade Emperor was a little embarrassed, coughed dryly, and tried to restore his previous majesty: "I came to see your teaching results, it doesn't look very good now."
"Kindergarten is meant to coax children." Bai Ze kicked his ears with his hind paws, carefully controlling the braided Queen Mother and the snoring Li Jing from falling.
"They're not really childish!" The Jade Emperor pointed to Fu Li who had been staring at him, then withdrew his fingers guiltily and put his back behind his back, "The situation is critical now, you have three days to remind them of your responsibilities , at least I can go up and fool around."
My duty... Bai Ze turned his head to look at the Queen Mother who was braiding him, and then at the impatient Jade Emperor, his eyes widened in horror. Isn't the Queen Mother's duty the Jade Emperor's wife? "Such a small child, you can do it?"
Bai Ze's eyes were already very big, and they were usually wet and moist, but at this moment, they were filled with a look called contempt, almost overflowing.
The Jade Emperor was choked by the saliva and almost vomited blood. He jumped into a rage and said, "Am I such a beast? I want the Queen Mother to remember the correct way to urge the fairies to do their work. Has the cloud become such a virtue?" Jade Di pointed to the chicken-leg-shaped cloud above his head, and asked Bai Ze to see for himself. Is this plausible? Is it plausible
Bai Ze pursed his ears, it was indeed... outrageous.
If the Tathagata of the Western Paradise suddenly visited and chatted with the Jade Emperor, "the clouds in the heaven are so unique!" What would the Jade Emperor say? Could it be said: "Ah, yes, that is a special product of the Heavenly Court, Liangyi Hunyuan Chicken Drumstick Cloud!"
The Jade Emperor flung his sleeves and left, but Bai Ze fell into deep melancholy. Three days later, the Jade Emperor will come to test the results, that is to say, he will teach these children the previous skills within three days!
Just became a teacher, the student is going to take the imperial examination, life is difficult!
The author has something to say: Small Theater:
Jade Emperor: Do I look that much like a beast
Laojun: like
Li Jing: like
Bai Ze: like
Fuli: not like
Jade Emperor: Heaven is still fair!
Fuli: originally
Jade Emperor: ...