When the Jade Emperor gave an order, Bai Ze had to carry it out. It is obviously unrealistic for these young children to learn the original skills within three days, but it is still possible to make gestures.
Bai Ze asked the children to stand in a row, stroked their chins and thought about it carefully.
The old gentleman in gossip robe looked up at him, and said childishly, "I know how to make alchemy, I don't need you to teach me." Saying that, he raised the alchemy furnace in his hand.
"Well, Laojun is the most worry-free." Bai Ze stroked Taishang Laojun's small head, secretly proud of himself, looking at the three worlds, he was the only one who could touch Laojun's head.
"I, I will too!" Li Jing, who was fiddling with the pagoda with his head down, immediately raised his hand.
"What do you know?" Laojun looked at him with disgust.
"Anyway, if you know it, I will too!" Li Jing, who was distracted, didn't know what he was talking about just now, and instinctively didn't want to lag behind, so he followed along.
The Queen Mother sucked a finger and blinked at Bai Ze. Tianzun folded his arms, his face expressionless, and he didn't say a word.
After much deliberation, it is better to teach the queen mother to draw clouds first, and not to put chicken leg clouds. Well, today's lesson is decided.
Bai Ze tore off a piece of cloud casually, and the cloud lost its moisture in his palm, turning into pieces of white paper. Bai Ze distributed the cloud sheets to the children to let them learn to draw.
"The clouds don't have a fixed shape. If you draw them too deliberately, they won't be beautiful. Just scribble and scribble randomly." Bai Ze said, using a pen to demonstrate on the paper, and the faint ink smudged on the paper, There are many floating clouds.
The Jade Emperor said that Bai Ze could help everyone, but he was not talking nonsense. This divine beast has a strong adaptability, and it has been exposed to all kinds of things in the sky and the world for thousands of years.
Children are still very interested in this kind of drawing class, and they bow their heads and draw carefully. Tianzun looked at Bai Ze's paintings carefully, and learned every stroke very seriously. Bai Ze was so moved that he almost cried, and only Tianzun praised him so much.
Laojun held the brush, drew two clouds, and then began to draw circles. To be precise, he was drawing elixir, one circle and two circles, and finally gave each circle a name. medicine. After drawing, tear off those circles and turn them into small circles one by one.
Li Jing drew villains on the paper, and many villains rushed to kill Laojun with big knives, all the way to Laojun's paper.
"Why did you draw on my paper!" Lao Jun was very upset, picked up a small piece of paper, and slapped it on the little man, "I will give you a bursting pill, it will explode your head! "
"I still have thousands of troops, just wait!" Li Jing said, tore off a few villains he had drawn, and rushed to Laojun. Laojun immediately took out more small wafers and took pictures one by one. The two fought inseparably.
Bai Ze twitched the corners of his mouth and squatted beside the Queen Mother. Seeing her hanging her head, neither drawing nor playing, he asked softly, "What's wrong with you?"
"I don't use this kind of thing to draw." The Queen Mother pushed away the paper in front of her, a little unhappy.
"Then what do you want to use?" Bai Ze blinked, and saw the Queen Mother pull out a golden hairpin from her head. The golden hairpin looked simple, and only five-color gemstones were inlaid at the end.
Bai Ze didn't know why, so he looked at Tianzun.
"This hairpin is called Po Yun." Fu Li glanced at the two of them and said calmly. What these clouds draw are the clouds in the thirty-three heavens, and what the clouds look like every day is determined by this.
"Don't rush to use this, wait until you learn it well..." Before Bai Ze finished speaking, the Queen Mother had already started drawing on the paper. Everywhere the golden hairpin went, a golden pattern would appear. Draw a round and fluffy little beast with a lion's body and horns, no matter how you look at it, it looks like Bai Ze.
When the line on the left is connected with the line on the right, the whole pattern suddenly glows and disappears without a trace. After about a quarter of an hour, a round and fluffy cloud Bai Ze appeared in the sky.
This pattern will be passed directly to the Weaver Girl, and the woven cloud will instantly become the one drawn by the Queen Mother. Normally, the Queen Mother just stirs it up casually, but now she draws it so seriously...
The Jade Emperor who returned to Lingxiao Palace continued to worry, thinking about how many immortals were still available in Tiangong, when he looked up, he saw a white cloud floating in the sky, and he became even angrier! This Bai Ze, instead of teaching his daughter-in-law how to draw well, actually taught him to draw other men... Well, even men and beasts!
So, at sunset, the angry Jade Emperor did not come to the kindergarten to pick up the Queen Mother on time.
"Wow—" A loud cry resounded through Yuqing Palace. Li Jing and Laojun had gone somewhere to play. Fuli, who was meditating, got a headache from the noise, and raised his hand to pop out a transparent Yinyi Hunyuan Knot. Put your head inside to block out the sharp crying.
Bai Ze is a beast, his ears are much more sensitive than ordinary people, the crying of the child is a disaster for him, he hurriedly hugged the Queen Mother: "Be good, don't cry."
However, this feeble persuasion was useless, and the Queen Mother was still crying.
"Fuli, help..." Bai Ze put the Queen Mother on his shoulder, and looked at Lord Tianzun for help.
Fu Li glanced at him, raised his finger, popped the Liangyi Hunyuan Knot from his head, and put it on the Queen Mother's head. The world is instantly quiet!
When the Jade Emperor wandered to Yuqing Palace, he saw the Queen Mother with a hood on her head, riding on Bai Ze's neck and crying non-stop. Drowning to the chin.
Jade Emperor: "..."
Seeing that the savior was coming, Bai Ze pushed the Queen Mother over and jumped away in an instant, fearing that the Jade Emperor would say "Let the Queen Mother stay at home" and this would be a thunderbolt from the blue sky.
Fortunately, the Jade Emperor was not unreliable enough to let his wife spend the night with others, and returned to the Heavenly Palace with the Queen Mother who was out of breath from crying. Yuqing Palace was finally quiet. Li Jing, who was hiding in the bamboo forest, took a look and took a long breath: "It can be regarded as gone."
There are also four seasons in heaven, but the immortals have magic powers to keep out the cold and dispel the heat, so they can't feel the changes of the seasons. It is different now, the great gods and immortals have regressed mana and can feel the cold and heat.
It's summer now, and the nights are a bit muggy. Without a girl, Li Jing simply took off his shirt and ran around the yard shirtless. Laojun placed the alchemy stove in the middle of the yard, skewered some fresh food with bamboo sticks and roasted them. There are bamboo shoots and shiitake mushrooms dug from the bamboo forest, and there is a fat fish in the small bucket next to it.
"This fish looks familiar." Bai Ze squatted on the side holding a bamboo shoot and gnawed, tilting his head to look at the fish in the bucket. The fish is very beautiful, with silvery body and red scales forming a flame shape. No matter how you look at it, it looks like a koi in the blue pond in front of Yuqing Palace.
After finishing the fire, Laojun raised his hand to fish out the koi, ready to put it on the bamboo stick. "Clatter!" The koi struggled vigorously, broke free from Laojun's small hand, and floated in the air for a while, with its huge tail slapping Laojun's face.
Bai Ze hurriedly patted the fish aside, holding Laojun's blushing little face and bragging.
The koi fell to the ground and suddenly turned into a strong man with a height of eight feet. That brawny man had a hulking back, was wearing a silver short jacket, and his muscles were knotted, giving him a very powerful appearance. This koi has listened to Tianzun's preaching for thousands of years in front of Yuqing Palace, and has already transformed into a spirit, and its magic power is not low.
Bai Ze immediately stood up and stood in front of Laojun. If this evil animal dares to make a move, he will become a grilled fish immediately.
The brawny man didn't even look at this side at all, he ran up to Fuli Tianzun, who was only three feet tall, in two steps, pulled his lapel with tears streaming down his face and squatted down: "Hey, Tianzun save me!" , blah blah!"
Fu Li turned his head slowly, looked at the crying burly man, reached out and grabbed his collar and flicked it, accompanied by the sound of clear water, the burly man turned into a silver koi and was thrown into the Bibo pool.
"Cultivators, eat less meat." Fu Li glanced at Laojun, picked up the roasted shiitake mushrooms on the alchemy stove, and took a bite.
The day of chicken and dog jumping is finally over. The moon was in the middle of the sky, and the children were sleeping soundly on the mat in the middle of the yard, but Bai Ze couldn't fall asleep anyway, looking up at the waning moon in the sky like a hook. The moonlight is dim, the stars are bright, and the sky is full of stars twinkling and moving on the deep sapphire blue sky.
Bai Ze doesn't understand astrology, he just thinks that the stars are bright and beautiful. He put his hands behind his head, took a deep breath, and said to Fu Li who was sitting next to his head: "Before the battle between immortals and demons, the sky was not like this. At that time, the sky was not layered, and you could touch the stars when you slept here. I remember that at that time, someone cast a spell to make the stars converge... "
Before he finished speaking, the starlight in his eyes suddenly flew like rain from the distant Nine Heavens, and then, like a group of fireflies, circled and danced, gathered together, and rushed towards this side.
Bai Ze was startled, and sat up at once, and saw all the bright starlight gathered on the top of Fu Li's head, lingering for a moment, and then scattered, slowly falling on Fu Li's body, bit by bit by him. Points of absorption, those that have not had time to absorb, dissipate in the air and become invisible.
Fu Li opened his eyes, a big face appeared in front of him, too close to see it clearly. He raised his hand, pressed Bai Ze's forehead, and pushed the person away: "The moonlight is not good tonight, so I can only use starlight." The essence of the sun and the moon is the key to cultivation, and the scattered moonlight is stored in the stars, which can also be used. .
"It's the same for daytime practice. Children need to sleep more." Bai Ze felt a little distressed. As a Celestial Venerable, even if his mind has regressed, he is still much calmer and more mature than others. Cultivated the first god in the heaven.
Fuli ignored the long-winded Bai Ze, and concentrated the celestial power he had just collected on his hands. The short, fat hands widened and elongated at a speed visible to the naked eye, and finally turned into a pair of slender, fair-skinned hands. , Big hands with well-defined joints.
"Wow!" Bai Ze's eyes widened in surprise, he grabbed those hands and looked carefully over and over again. This hand is a little bigger than his, slender and well-proportioned, very beautiful.
"You can grow bigger, what about other places?" Bai Ze looked up and down Fuli excitedly.
Fu Li said blankly: "Where do you want to see?"
The author has something to say: Let me explain about the relationship between the Queen Mother and the Jade Emperor. The queen mother has been in myths and legends since ancient times.
"Shan Hai Jing" says that she is a strange bird; "Historical Records" says that she is the lord of a country; "Ji Xian Lu" is more specific, saying that she is in charge of the world's female immortals, and is juxtaposed with the Eastern Prince.
However, ancient mythology is very complicated, divided into several systems, and each system has different sayings.
One theory is that Yuanshi Tianzun is actually Pangu, and the Queen Mother is Tianzun's daughter.
One theory is that the Queen Mother of the West is the head of the female immortals, and she is husband and wife with the Duke of the East, that is, the Emperor Donghua. This notion is more widespread.
But in folklore, there are many hints that she and the Jade Emperor are husband and wife, such as the legend of "Liershi".
This book is a hodgepodge of mythical characters, and it doesn't use a certain sect's mythology system uniformly. To put it bluntly...the proportion of nonsense is relatively large_(:з」∠)_Otherwise, how can Tianzun and Bai Zelalang be matched. Just watch it for fun, don't take this as official history, then I will be guilty of a big crime