Bai Ze: "..." These words sounded weird, and he couldn't help shivering. Only then did he realize that it is not easy for Tianzun to conjure up his hands. As a temporary teacher, he should praise him in time. one time. So, quickly put on a smiling face.
"Fu Li, you are so amazing, how did you do it?" The hands in Bai Ze's hands gradually shrank back, turning into fleshy little hands.
"According to what you said, gathering mana in one place can indeed make it bigger, but the time limit is very short." Fu Li summed it up simply and clearly, and summoned a wordless book to record his experience. These experiences are very useful and must be written down so that they can deal with the next time the vicissitudes of life come.
After finishing these, Fu Li patted Bai Ze's head, Bai Ze was stunned for a moment, then looked down at the serious Tianzun: "Why..." Before he finished speaking, he saw the little Fu Li opened his mouth, He yawned, and his clear eyes were covered with mist.
It turned out to be sleepy.
Ever since he slept with Bai Ze's Mao Mao last time, Master Tianzun fell in love with this kind of touch. Bai Ze belongs to water, and in summer, Mao Mao is full of cold water vapor, and it is not hot at all to lie on it.
Resigned to his fate, Bai Ze changed back to his original shape, lying on the ground. Fuli grabbed Mao Mao and climbed up, lying on Bai Ze's back, with his head resting on his head, rubbing his face between Mao Mao.
The next day, the Jade Emperor brought the Queen Mother over on time, threw her at the gate of the kindergarten and ran away without even saying a word to Bai Ze.
"Wow—" The loud cry startled Bai Ze who was still soundly asleep, and Li Jing rolled off the jade mat, got up with a jerk, and quickly put on his clothes.
"Be good, don't cry." Bai Ze turned into a human form, scratching his ears and scratching his cheeks, circled around the Queen Mother, and raised his arms to hug him. The Queen Mother struggled and jumped down, hugging the jade pillar on the fence gate of Yuqing Palace and wailing loudly while looking in the direction of Lingxiao Palace.
"The Jade Emperor doesn't want you anymore, slightly!" Laojun stuck out his tongue at the Queen Mother and made a face.
After saying this, the queen mother cried even more fiercely.
"He will come to pick you up at night, don't listen to Laojun's nonsense." Bai Ze glared at Laojun, and motioned him to hand over a candy bean to coax people.
Laojun hugged his gourd, pouted his lips and hesitated for a long time, poured out three gourds, picked out the smallest one, poured in the remaining two, and sealed them. "I'll eat it for you." Laojun stretched out a jelly bean in front of the Queen Mother.
"I don't want..." The Queen Mother turned her head and waved Laojun's hand away.
"I want it! I want it!" Li Jing ran over like a gust of wind, rolled up the jelly beans and ran away.
"Who gave it to you!" Laojun immediately chased after him, and the two started running around the yard again.
"Then what do you want?" Bai Ze asked patiently. As an auspicious beast, he still has a good temper, especially when dealing with children.
"I want a husband... woo woo..." the Queen Mother said sobbingly. She felt that she was getting smaller, and the Jade Emperor must have changed his mind, and he didn't like the chicken leg cloud she asked people to weave.
"Why do you see it?" Fu Li floated over, looking at the Queen Mother expressionlessly.
"Ah?" The Queen Mother sniffed her nose, staring blankly at the Fuli Tianzun hanging upside down in front of her.
"Is there anything unusual about the Jade Emperor?" Fu Li turned around and asked her with his arms folded. The chicken leg cloud matter was mentioned yesterday, and the Queen Mother didn't cry at that time. She cried so hard this morning, something must have happened yesterday. Although they have become smaller, their intuition of being a god is still there. It is probably some special sign that they can make the Queen Mother cry like this.
The queen mother gritted her teeth: "It's not the nine-tailed fox fairy!" There was a nine-tailed fox who had recently become a fairy. Because of his good dance, he was kept by the Jade Emperor in Lingxiao Temple as a dancing fairy. The fox has always kept his duty and respected the Jade Emperor, but for some reason last night, he suddenly winked at the Jade Emperor.
"Welcome the Jade Emperor back to the palace." The Nine-Tailed Fox Dance Immortal knelt on the ground, and when the Jade Emperor called out, she stood up, raised her head faintly, her big eyes were still wanting to speak.
The Jade Emperor froze for a moment, seeming a little confused.
The nine-tailed fox backed away with a smile, and winked at the Jade Emperor before leaving.
The Jade Emperor was taken aback again, then shook his head.
"Tell me, has he changed his mind?" the Queen Mother asked weepingly.
Bai Ze coughed dryly: "I don't think it would be..." The Jade Emperor has never seen any beauty in the thousands of years, no matter how beautiful the nine-tailed fox is, it is just like that. Although the Jade Emperor's character was not very good, but based on his understanding of the Jade Emperor, that guy would not do this kind of flirting with others in front of his wife.
"Woooooo..." The Queen Mother kept crying, but Bai Ze had no choice but to put down the Nine-Tailed Fox beforehand, and took the Queen Mother to find Yuelao.
"Let's ask Yue Lao for a piece of red rope to tie you and Jade Emperor together." Bai Ze coaxed the Queen Mother. The red line of Yuelao is called the marriage line, which can determine the marriage in the world. All two people who are drawn by the red line are destined people. As long as the red line continues, they can love each other and grow old together.
When the Queen Mother heard this, she stopped crying immediately, nodded and hugged Bai Ze's neck to hug him. Bai Ze bent down to pick up the Queen Mother, and the other little guys in the yard heard that he was going to the Moonlight Fairy Palace, and immediately clamored to go too.
"No." Bai Ze refused without even thinking about it. In the Immortal Palace under the Moon, clay sculptures representing mortals are all over the floor, and the red thread implicates the two clay sculptures, which binds the marriage of these two people. Laojun and Li Jing, the two mischievous ghosts, may not know how to make trouble after they go there. If they mess up the red line or knock over the clay sculpture, it will be a big disaster.
"I'll go with you." Tianzun Fuli said suddenly.
Bai Ze looked at Fu Li's serious face, could Tianzun have noticed something wrong? Before he had time to think about it, Bai Ze nodded, and took the two little bean dings to the Moonlight Immortal Palace.
After not going out for a few days, Bai Ze felt that the atmosphere in the heaven seemed a little weird.
"Chirp—" A resonant phoenix cry pierced the sky. Bai Ze raised his head and saw a huge phoenix flying over his head. Its bright red feathers covered the sky and the sun. Its wings fluttered like clouds hanging from the sky. Wherever it passed, the white clouds were ignited and turned into a scarlet red. . The only fire phoenix in the Three Realms is Phoenix King.
Immediately behind King Feng, there was a colorful peacock. The peacock was extremely fast, and it circled in front of King Feng in an instant, dancing lightly, and then slowly unfolded its extremely gorgeous tail feathers.
"Xianjun Qingyao, is this... the screen is opened?" Clairvoyance, who was standing in the sun at the Nantian Gate, rubbed his eyes.
"Feng Wang is a male bird, right?" Shunfeng Er opened his mouth wide, "Qingyao is also a...male bird..."
"The world is getting worse!" The giant spirit god sitting behind them drinking sighed, the heaven is getting more and more chaotic.
Bai Ze was also very surprised. He remembered that Feng Wang had long wanted to belong to him, but it was definitely not this male peacock. The phoenix is the king of all birds. Although this Qingyao has a high immortal rank, he is also under the jurisdiction of the phoenix king. He dares to challenge the king. It is really... courageous.
When Feng Wang saw the peacock spread its tail, he was stunned for a moment, and hovered in place for a while, when suddenly, a mouthful of flames spewed out.
"Quack!" The peacock screamed wildly after being burned, and hurriedly put away its tail feathers and hid aside. At this time, Feng Wang had already flown in front of him, and he opened his mouth.
"Quack quack quack!" The peacock screamed even worse, Feng Wang pecked it mercilessly, and used the most primitive method of birds to pluck the fur from its head to make him calm down.
Bai Ze withdrew his gaze, shook his head, embraced the Queen Mother, and pulled Fu Li to turn around and leave. Fu Li stretched out his hand and caught a peacock feather that had fallen. It was colorful and beautiful, and he put it in his sleeve casually.
"Huh? Who is that that God Lord Bai Ze is hugging?" The Giant Spirit God was very curious when he saw the appearance of Bai Ze Tuo's family, and turned his head to ask the bag next to him about Clairvoyance.
"This..." Qianliyan took a peek at Bai Ze, wanting to go up and stab at him, but he couldn't say anything, facing the pair of copper bell-sized eyes of the giant spirit god, his face turned red. Fortunately, he has purple skin, and he can't tell if he is red.
However, I can't talk about gossip, it's really... too aggrieved.
Bai Ze couldn't understand Clairvoyance's frustration, he was already stunned by what he saw along the way. The haughty Baihua Fairy flirts with the Cicada Immortal who always makes trouble for her, and the Antarctic Immortal's crane actually chases Taibai Jinxing's golden eagle for a courtship dance... Heavenly Realm, it's a bit unusual...
Bai Ze and Fu Li looked at each other, and he understood where the problem was. Bai Ze rode the clouds, and quickly flew towards the Moon Palace with Fu Li.
Moon Palace, located directly below the Moon Palace, is surrounded by fairy mist all year round and is very beautiful. In the palace, the bright white jade is used as the pillars, and the nine-day snow gauze is used as the curtain. The pool in the center of the courtyard is full of double lotuses.
When the Queen Mother arrived at the Moon Palace, she struggled to get down, and ran into the house on her short legs: "Yuelao, Yuelao, give me a red thread!"
"Heck, you want a red thread, wait!" Behind the heavy white gauze, accompanied by the sound of a crisp bell, came a soft and waxy voice.
Bai Ze's heart sank, it seemed that he guessed right, Yuelao also became smaller.
Standing on the wooden bridge in the middle of the pool, Fu Li stared at a Bingdilian, bent down, picked it off casually, straightened up... because her head was big and her body was small, one was unstable, and she fell into the water.
Bai Ze quickly grabbed the man, held him in his arms, and strode towards the inner room. Lifting the layers of curtains, I was a little dizzy for a moment. But seeing clay sculptures scattered all over the floor, with countless red threads entangled in them, if you look carefully, many completely irrelevant people have been pulled together.
There are princes and ministers who are in love with the ninety-five supreme beings, some old farmers in the field are in love with the rich lady, and there are young talents who are in love with the big butcher... There are even roosters and gooses, white snakes and scholars, and several statues tied together. What got together was really a karma of constant cutting and chaos.
Yuelao, on the other hand, turned into a three-foot child, with snow-white hair and a round face, his hands and feet were entangled by a bunch of red threads, and he fell over and over again.
"Give it to me! Give it to me quickly!" Sitting beside Yuelao, the Queen Mother reached out for the red thread in his hand.
"Here, I'll put it on for you!" Yuelao raised his hand with a smile, and tied a red string to the Queen Mother's head, tying a braid into the sky.
"How can this be done, come out quickly, if you mess up the marriage line, the world will be in chaos." Bai Ze hurriedly picked up the Queen Mother, and stretched out his arms to hug Yuelao again.
Yuelao stretched out his hand to hug him, but Bai Ze tried his best, but was pulled staggeringly, nearly fell on a pile of clay sculptures, quickly cast his mana, and floated half a foot above the ground, only to survive.
"I'm trapped by the marriage line, and I can't get up." The little Yuelao looked melancholy, but his big eyes could not see any melancholy, and he happily tied a red thread on Bai Ze's wrist.
"Don't make trouble!" Bai Ze shook his hand, trying to get rid of the red thread. At this moment, Fu Li suddenly floated over and crushed the Bing Tilian in his hand. The tangled red thread just fell off by itself.
"Wow, I can run now!" Yuelao was overwhelmed with excitement when he got out of trouble, he became smaller and his memory is not good, how could he forget this solution. Yuelao, who had regained his freedom, happily ran around Tianzun, but forgot that he still held a red thread in his hand, and the red thread quickly tied Tianzun tightly. After going around enough, the red line disappeared instantly.
The author has something to say: Small Theater:
Bai Ze: There are always thousands of years in the life of a beast that is lonely
Yuelao: Don’t be afraid, Yuelao will help you lead the red line
Clairvoyance: Provide references for real statues
Shunfenger: Age and income are detailed and reliable
Yuelao: Yuelao Red Line, your faithful good partner