(1) Marriage? !
Contemptuous of the sky: "I want to say that he has had thoughts about his sister-in-law a long time ago."
"ah???"
Contemptuous of the sky, the sentence "he had thoughts about his sister-in-law a long time ago" caused everyone to exclaim in an instant, mainly because their boss has always followed the "unfeeling and flirtatious" route, and suddenly rose from the unfeeling man to the affectionate secret love Man, isn't this too out of line
Some people have insufficient willpower, and misfortune comes out of their mouths, and they go wherever they go: "So the boss is an innocent man?"
System prompt: Where to go is where to be removed from the gang by the gang leader Jun Lintianxia.
Everyone silenced in an instant, except for the one who didn't stop the car, Eagle One: "Where do you go..." The next second saw clearly that it was the gang leader who enforced that right, and immediately shut up. In Tianxia Gang, the leader, deputy leader, and Wen Yuru are qualified to add and delete members, but the leader has never operated the T person function, this is the first time, so it can be seen how disrespectful it is to say who is who.
And where to go, because T was kicked out of the gang, he could only say hoarsely on the nearby channel: "I was wrong, the boss, please let me go back! You are not an innocent man, you are a great man!!!"
"..."
The Tianxia Gang's YY has already exploded, and they all said that this child is hopeless, and it is estimated that he will be sent to the gang leader today.
At this time, the few people in Baihuatang who had turned into onlookers expressed their curiosity about the hoarseness of where they were going. What did the Great God King Lin Tianxia do to his gang members to make him so sad
Yao Yuan naturally sweated a little, that Wei Nan was standing in front of her.
The innocent child continued to say wherever he went, "Sister-in-law! Please tell the gang leader for me, let me go back to my hometown! I was just kicked out of the gang by the boss for being disrespectful!"
"Ah?" Yao Yuan was startled, looking at the handsome face on the screen, his heart trembled, and he thought of the word "snake and scorpion" for no reason, Amitabha.
If it's for the sake of the king: "Your leader may not listen to what I say, right?"
"You can talk about it." This was picked up by a nearby gang leader.
The onlookers couldn't help guessing that a gang leader just wanted to create another topic to talk about with his wife when he kicked someone, right? So they looked at where they were going, with pity in their eyes, not even cannon fodder.
But Yao Yuan felt that this had nothing to do with her, right? However, seeing that the character who was going wherever was looking at her silently, he couldn't help being chivalrous, but what should he say? After a long time, he came up with a sentence: "Master Junlin, peace is the most important thing in everything."
"..."
In the voice, Luoshui laughed loudly: "I dare to say something, if my sister-in-law is not already a member of the gang leader, I would also like to follow up."
Wen Ruyu: "A woman's way or a man's way?"
Falling into the water: "Go away."
The crowd waited for the leader's reply, but there was no movement for a long time, until he let out another "uh" and looked down upon the sky and said: "The leader should have taken the wheat, and then he is talking privately with his sister-in-law."
That's right, Yao Yuan was being chatted privately, and King's Landing replied: "Is peace the most important thing? Sounds good."
Why does it sound like I have a deep meaning? Yao Yuan thought desperately, but finally said to the other side, "Your gang is very good."
Can't find any traps, there should be no traps, if it's for you: "Thank you."
King's Landing: "Since that's the case, shall our two gangs get married? I represent our gang, and you represent your gang. What do you think?"
Marriage? !
Jun Lintianxia continued: "You don't have to ask me to accept the things that the boss just typed out, just take it as part of the betrothal gift."
bride price
God, do you have to be like this? It's hard to keep talking...
If it is for the emperor: "Master Junlin, I have no intention of marrying yet."
King Lin Tianxia: "You can relax your heart, and give me your body first."
Take a screenshot of this sentence and post it on the world channel, it will definitely cause a strong screen swiping, right
King's Landing: "The rest of the betrothal gift." A screenshot was sent, the gorgeous betrothal gift slip almost blinded someone.
If it's your name: "..."
If it's for your sake: "Okay!"
Then Yao Yuan saw a marriage announcement from a gang leader on a nearby channel, and finally came back to his senses after being stunned for two seconds. Did I just agree? said? Was I really greedy for money at that moment
Also, why did they suddenly talk about getting married? Then it's over? At first it wasn't... Wasn't it talking about a certain player in his gang who was T out
On the nearby channel, after the leader of Junlin Tianxia announced the news that he would marry Ruowei Jun tomorrow, it really caused an uproar, surprise, chicken blood, and flowers.
Falling into the water: "Did the two of you just talk about getting married?!"
Wen Ruyu: "Sure enough, the guild leader can be called a god in every aspect, with amazing speed!"
Doraemon: "Ahhh!"
Huakai: "I want to shout too!"
Where to go: "The gang leader got married, OMG, I finally saw it in my lifetime!"
Etc., etc…
The leader was overjoyed and pardoned the world. A certain man from T returned to his hometown with tears streaming down his face. He did not forget to thank his benefactor: "Sister-in-law, thank you for your great kindness, great virtue, great benevolence and righteousness! Although last time I only had time to glance at you in the crowd One glance, but just one glance, I know that you are a fairy descended from heaven, and your heart is as beautiful as your appearance!"
When the world also found out that the leader of the Tianxia Gang, Junlintianxia, and Baihuatangruo wanted to get married because of the king, Yao Yuan finally understood that she was forced to marry the Bawang, er, or, forced to marry the Bawang
Yao Yuan felt that she was evil, and then...she blushed.
Internet dating is so annoying.
Now that the words have been spoken, Yao Yuan, who has always been upright and keeps his word, accepts the sudden reversal of the gears of fate.
This day until she went offline, her eyes were dazzled, and finally a private message from a certain gang leader: "Go to bed early, can you go online before 8:30 tomorrow night?"
Yao Yuan was in a trance, so Ruowei replied: "Yes."
King's Landing: "Okay, I will arrange that matter, you don't have to worry about anything, as long as someone comes."
If it's for your sake: "Oh."
Yao Yuan, who was about to go offline, was stopped again, "Give me your mobile phone number, and I will call you at around eight o'clock tomorrow.
If it's for you: "... I will be online."
King's Landing: "Give it to me."
Yao Yuan: "..."
If it's the king's reason: "138××××××××."
King's Landing: "Okay, see you tomorrow."
He seems to be very calm, Yao Yuan feels that he is really weak, isn't it just getting married in the game, and not getting married in real life, so why make such a fuss? It's just a game. Thinking about it this way, it seems that Ren and Du's two veins have been opened up, and Yao Yuan has also calmed down.
Just about to turn off the computer calmly, the phone rang and a text message: "My name is Jiang Tian, this is my number, good night."
"..."
Real life has also been infiltrated.
(2) Premarital phobia
The next day at work, during lunch, the colleague sitting opposite asked Yao Yuan: "Miss Yao, what's the matter, I've been worrying about you all morning?"
Yao Yuan is still very serious outside, so she said seriously: "Premarital phobia."
Colleagues were amazed, "Are you getting married?!"
The next story is that in the afternoon, all the faculty and staff circles of Jiangda University knew that this beauty Yao, who had just returned from studying in Canada for less than two months and attracted many unmarried male teachers on the first day she entered the school, is going to get married
If Jun Lintianxia knew that he had killed many real rivals in reality with this trick, he would have practiced "marriage" earlier without hesitation.
Back to Yao Yuan, before my colleagues could ask in detail, Ms. Yao had already broken the jar and said, "Forget it, the boat will be straight when it reaches the bridge. Besides, ahem, if you feel unhappy after marriage, you can get a divorce. Anyway, divorce It's easy too."
Colleagues were even more amazed, those who have been abroad are different, their thinking is so bold!
The colleague was feeling emotional, someone came to say hello to Yao Yuan, it was two male students, the one who spoke at the beginning had hair like a hedgehog, a T-shirt, a vest and harem pants, the handsome guy smiled and said "Hi" to Yao Yuan, and Yao Yuan's colleague said hello again. Can't help sighing again and again, even the students came to confess their love, but it's too late, they are getting married, besides, Teacher Yao was asked intentionally or unintentionally the day he first entered the school, can he accept sibling love? The answer is unacceptable, so little brother, let’s take a break, the student days are still mainly about learning.
As a result, the boy smiled and yelled: "Hi, sister-in-law!" This made the plot stuck in the colleague's mind, and Yao Yuan was choked by the "sister-in-law", coughing for a long time before staring at the person in front of him and asking: "Are you ?”
"Where am I going?" The other party smiled brightly.
Uh, Yao Yuan thought to himself, why did we meet again, the last time the online comments about her being a beautiful woman were spread by this student, although it was... he praised her, but he couldn't do it too much.
"Are you a student of this school?"
"No, I'm from the university next door. It turns out that sister-in-law is in this school! I think it's really destined to meet you again! I used to go shopping on that street a while ago, but I didn't see you once. I met you before, today I came here to play with my classmates, and I saw you in the end, do you think there is a relationship?"
"Uh, it's very predestined." Isn't this university town quite big
"Sister-in-law, can I take a picture of you?"
"cannot."
"Don't be like this!"
"..."
"Sister-in-law, are you a student here? You're so strong! We only got two students in our high school class in this school, and one of them is this nerd next to me." He said while holding the shoulder of the boy next to him, "My brothers are connected to "The Prosperity" You don’t know anything, you’re so good! Sister-in-law, you are so awesome, you can play games so well, and you can study so well!”
"...Thank you, have you eaten yet?"
"No, sister-in-law, do you want to treat me to dinner?"
Afterwards, Yao Yuan went to swipe his card to buy food for the two students, and then left quickly with his colleagues. Anyway, they ate almost the same, so it was not wise to stay longer. Wherever he went, he looked at Yao Yuan's back with the food, "Oh, How did you leave? I haven't finished my excitement yet!"
The nerd patted him on the shoulder and said, "It's normal to walk. By the way, she is our teacher here, not a student."
Where to go: "Ah?!"
At noon that day, in the nerd's dormitory, wherever he went, he climbed into the game with great excitement, and bombarded a bunch of people on the Tianxia Gang's gang channel: "I saw my sister-in-law today!"
"And I even chatted with my sister-in-law at close range!"
"My sister-in-law invited me to dinner today!! Two meat and two vegetables!!"
"Sister-in-law's voice is super beautiful!"
"Also, it turns out that my sister-in-law is a university teacher! She's too young to tell!!"
There are not many people online at noon, but there are many helpers in the world. One-third of the people are online enough to watch the screen. After the N ellipsis, they are asking for more inside information and photos.
Wherever you go: "Sister-in-law won't let me take pictures."
Eagle One: "Follow, you idiot!"
Falling into the water: "Hehe, I guess it will be silenced."
Where to go: "Sister-in-law is very gentle!"
Falling into the water: "Then why didn't you follow?"
Where to go: "Tears, she left immediately after buying me food, I haven't realized it yet..."
Xuesha: "You have a black belly."
Contemptuous of the sky: "Xiao Zuo, you have already met your sister-in-law twice. Our leader has not yet married her into the door. You are very courageous."
Wen Ruyu: "Well, if you say this matter is big or small, it is definitely not small. You must always keep in mind that the gang leader is very cruel."
Eagle No. 1: "The boss is not here, Ruyu dares to be arrogant."
Wen Ruyu: "It's not called being arrogant, it's called knowing the bottom line. Believe it or not, anyway, I believe it. I wish you good luck, Brother Go^_^"
Where to go: "..."
Falling into the water: "Xiao Zuo, don't listen to Ruyu's nonsense, the leader is very sensible."
Facts have proved that in front of love, everything else is just floating clouds.
The system prompts: "Wherever I go, I was removed from the guild by the guild leader Jun Lintianxia."
Wen Ruyu: "Master, you are here, sprinkle flowers!!"
Falling into the water: "..."
Scorning the sky: "Ahem, boss, don't you need to be so cruel?"
King's Landing: "A mistake."
Audience: "..."
After a while, the leader condescended to explain again: "Later, pull the person in, and remind him that it's better not to talk about other people's real life situation on the Internet."
Wen Ruyu: "Okay, okay, I'll handle it!"
The fans of King's Landing said in their hearts: "The boss is so upright!"
Disdainful to the sky chatted privately: "Actually, you really want to hear more inside stories, right?"
King's Landing: "Oh."
Contemptuous of the sky, he said in his heart that he went to investigate other people's private affairs without changing his face and without guilt, but did not allow others to talk about him, what is this called? Anyway, it doesn't matter.
Back to Yao Yuan, at the end of get off work time, Yao Xinran who heard that she was going to "marry" called and explained with a smile: "You don't have to think too seriously about getting married, it's just for fun on the Internet."
But she had already lost her mobile phone number, and she contacted her right away, and she belatedly remembered that she had replied "good night to you too" at that time... It was too much like falling in love. !
"Besides, it's no big deal to dissolve the marriage if you're not happy. Go to the NPC and go through the procedure and you'll be done."
I also thought of this, but in the afternoon I received a text message again inexplicably, "The wedding will be held at 8:30 in the evening, I hope you have not forgotten. I am very serious about our marriage, and I hope you are too." Yao Yuan didn't know why, listening When speaking in the world of Junlin, there is always a feeling that the Internet and reality are stupidly unclear, which is why she is particularly burdened. She deeply feels that the great god is mentally tormenting her.
But that night, to prevent the other party from calling her "very realistically" to urge her to get married, Yao Yuan climbed into the game at seven o'clock, entered his own gang at one o'clock, and then quickly quit. It was so lively!
And Ruowei's private chat channels are also varied, most of them congratulate her on the hundred years of good relationship with Junlin, and sporadic ones say that she robbed the leader of Junlin and hate you and so on.
Yao Yuanxin said, I hate it too, I hate myself for being blinded by money for a while.
Shui Shangxian: "Sister came to chat with the gang, everyone has prepared a wedding gift for you!"
If for the sake of the king: "Ah? No need, didn't you also say..." This wedding shouldn't be too serious
Water Immortal: "My sister...Wen Ruyu just contacted me and said that there is a rule in their gang rules that 'those who follow me prosper and those who oppose me perish'... I understood it for a long time, and the explanation I got is that if you divorce their gang leader , that is, the failure of the marriage... we may be wiped out."
Yao Yuan was taken aback for a moment, and then jumped up against the table, "This is so shameless!"
(3) wedding
Water Immortal: "Oh, if you want to obey me, you will prosper."
If for the sake of the king: "Sister... do you really want me to make peace with others?"
Narcissus: "Am I that kind of person?!"
If for the sake of the king: "Did you upload that blurry photo on the Internet?"
Narcissus: "Am I that kind of person!"
If it's for your sake: "...forget it."
The matter has come to this point, it is useless to say more, the consistent policy: the boat will naturally go straight when it reaches the bridge.
So, around eight o'clock, after Yao Yuan had collected a bunch of wedding presents from her gang members, she saw Junlin Tianxia on her friends list was online, and she couldn't help feeling arrhythmia for two seconds. .”
If it's your name: "..."
King's Landing: "Just now I was thinking that if you haven't logged in yet, I can call you, it's a pity."
Are you expecting something to happen to me? "I'm here."
Then the two meet up.
Today Junlin Tianxia put on a red dress, so gorgeous... like a groom.
Then the trade gave Miss Yao some things. Yao Yuan looked at it, a set of top red clothes, and the mythical beast Suzaku that everyone dreams of... These were not in the list last time.
If it's for you: "Why?"
King's Landing: "I just got it. Sorry, I haven't been able to find Xue Jian."
If for the sake of the king: "No... I mean why did you give me these?"
King's Landing: "I'm afraid you will run away from marriage."
Yao Yuan suddenly thought of something, "Leader Junlin, if I run away from marriage, will you really destroy our gang?"
King's Landing: "Are you going to run away from marriage?"
If it's for your sake: "... no."
King's Landing: "Then it's impossible."
That is to say, if I run away from marriage, you will really... ? !
Afterwards, the Great God sent Miss Yao the pile of betrothal gifts that made her hero lose her waist in an instant last time, and Yao Yuan received mixed feelings.
But the Great God was in a good mood: "Let's go, it's almost auspicious time."
Am I finally going to be a domesticated boss? This was the only feeling in Yao Yuan's heart at that moment.
The domestic boss was forced to put on a bright red coat, and was led into the Tianxi Palace. Once inside, it was already very lively. She still remembered that not long ago, she had just come here as a crowd to watch other people's weddings , I didn't expect it to be her turn so soon, the world is really impermanent.
Falling into the water: "The bride and groom are here, sprinkle flowers, sprinkle flowers, sprinkle flowers!"
After N people scatter together, the characters around Ruowei raised their hands slightly, and the scene fell silent for an instant.
Do you want to be so awesome
Yao Yuan, who has always kept a low profile, felt that this scene really... made her want to run away, but looking at the people on the third floor and the third floor around her, there were still a lot of experts... If she ran, she would die without a whole body, right? People from his own faction were also teleported in one after another. Yao Yuan looked over for help, and then saw that all the members of Baihuatang sent up almost unanimously: "Master Junlin, the auspicious time is coming, hurry up and pay homage!"
Why haven't I seen my gang so organized and disciplined before
Yao Yuan didn't know what to say, yes, she was a little nervous, not to mention the reality, even if she got married in the game, she had never had it before, and the scene was so big when it came up.
King's Landing: "What's wrong?"
Yao Yuan really wanted to complain, and then she really said, "You are too extravagant."
Is this a class gap? Yao Yuan is used to being "poor", and he vaguely hopes that he understands that. There is an old saying: they are people from different worlds, so be cautious about getting married.
King's Landing: "Well, but we only get married once in a lifetime, and we spend it once. In the future, you will manage the accounts, and I will use the money to get it from you. Is this okay?"
"Cough, cough, cough!" Someone in front of the computer coughed and blushed.
King's Landing: "By the way, they let you enter YY."
As soon as I calmed down my cough, I saw "Jin YY", and I was shocked again, Jin YY? That is to say, to hear voices... so "realistic"!
Just about to refuse, Shui Shangxian came to a private chat, "Join YY, the channel is ××××××!"
At the next moment, Yao Yuan was speechless, how could I be so stupid, how could I think this is the masquerade of my own gang
Wen Ruyu: "Oh, Mrs. Madam finally came in! Everyone welcome!" N people followed suit to say hello, and it could be heard that they were very excited.
Eagle No. 1: "Sister-in-law, let's say something, everyone is looking forward to this moment!"
Water Immortal: "My sister is shy, everyone, don't scare people away, I managed to trick you in here."
Yao Yuan: "..."
Ami: "Sister Jun rarely speaks even in her gang YY."
Finally, there is one who is not a white-eyed wolf, and I am very relieved.
Ami: "So I'm looking forward to it. Sister Jun is getting married today. I don't know if I can sing a song in YY. The boss said before that Sister Jun sings very well! I really look forward to it!"
Is there anything else her cousin hasn't said? Besides, how good is her singing? The cousin also said that her voice was not good enough for the accompaniment.
Contemptuous of the sky: "Really? I'm really looking forward to it, isn't it someone?"
Someone, a certain guild leader, and everyone cleared the audio tacitly, and waited silently for a few seconds, but the King's Landing guild leader didn't say a word.
Instead, a soft female voice said with a smile: "So you are really not a woman."
"..."
"..."
When there are multiple ellipses, it is not the sentence that is silent, but the voice and the speaker.
Eagle No. 1: "Is it sister-in-law just now?!"
Condescending to the sky: "Yes, and I'm so honored that the first sentence my sister-in-law spoke was to me!"
Wen Ruyu: "You are not afraid of death."
Disdainful to the sky: "What I said is the truth, but, that..."
Blossom: "Hehe, Xiaojun is as cute as ever."
Where to go: "Let me just say it, sister-in-law's voice is nice, right?"
Baby is good: "Sister-in-law, please say more."
Asia: "Sister Jun is probably shy, hehe."
Yao Yuan is indeed... very embarrassed, being in the spotlight, the pressure is always great.
And someone always made an accurate appearance, including making a sound, and ruled the world: "The auspicious time has come, let's go to the main wedding stage."
Very low voice, unhurried, uh, Yao Yuanxin said, overall... not bad. Then reluctantly replied: "Oh."
Looking down upon the sky: "Hehe, I finally got my wish, so-and-so."
Ten seconds later, Wen Ruyu: "Xiao Cang, I'm sorry, the person you mentioned, our great leader, asked me to harmonize your voice."
"..."
The wedding finally started, if for the sake of the king, he followed Junlin Tianxia to the main wedding stage, Yao Yuan was dazzled by the words of blessings all the way, the wedding mode was chosen by the Lord Junlin himself, and there is only one requirement for the master to choose the mode: speed.
So the people present that day witnessed the fastest wedding in the history of "Golden Age".
The king is in the world, are you willing to marry Ruo as your wife
willing.
If it is the king, are you willing to marry the king
… willing.
Licheng, sent to the bridal chamber.
There was silence for half a minute, and then, the scene boiled.
"What? Okay?!"
"No way, so fast? I haven't reacted yet!"
"No way, the boss is already done, I just came in!"
"Where is the person?! What about the boss and sister-in-law, have they been stuck and disconnected?!"
Wen Ruyu: "Idiot, I was teleported to the bridal chamber!!"
This time, the grandest and fastest wedding in "The Prosperous Age" was passed down as a good story, "Back then, there was a wedding, and the groom ruled the world, and he was the No. 1 in a certain server of "The Prosperous Age". So many masters gathered together, it can be described as grand and grand. It cost 10,000 gold coins to rent the Tianxi Palace for a whole week, but the whole wedding took less than two minutes. He is the best of the best."
"It's a waste of waste." This is a comment made by a loli trumpet who was watching.
The trumpet Loli once asked the groom why he wanted to occupy the Tianxi Palace for a whole week.
The groom replied: "I'm afraid you will run away, but I'm sure I can find you within a week."
Lori: "..."
This is something to say later, now Loli's trumpet is still in the bridal chamber if it's because of the king.
Yao Yuan has already taken off the headset, because the inside has exploded and his ears can't bear it.
At this moment, Yao Yuan looked at the glowing red bridal chamber, er, the master of the system is quite dedicated, wedding tent, red candle, sandalwood table...
Then, the handsome and festive groom approached her and took her hand, Yao Yuan's heart skipped a beat subconsciously, and finally thought to himself, could he really have sex? The system isn't that... shameless, is it
The system is indeed not that shameless, but the person in front of him is very shameless, "Are you afraid?"
If it's your name: "..."
King's Landing: "There is a first time for everything."
If it's your name: "..."
King's Landing: "Then madam, shall we go to bed?"
For some reason, Yao Yuan felt that the people behind King's Landing were laughing.
If it's for the king: "Are you laughing?"
King's Landing: "Yes."
King's Landing: "Happy."
Then Yao Yuan didn't know why, as if his heart and soul had been taken away, Ruowei was brought to the bedside by Jun Lin Tian Tian like a puppet in the legend, opened the wedding tent, sat opposite each other, embraced, and the screen went dark.
In the end, Yao Yuan only felt that the system was actually quite shameless.