Two days later, Shi Shanyan was re-examined in the separation area. There is an inner statement in the re-examination assessment, which requires him to describe his yearning for a better life in beautiful and positive language. Shi Shanyan drew a few duck eggs on the paper and said, "I want to hand in the paper."
The system cannot detect the words on the paper, and the answer is: "Please answer No. 01AE86 seriously."
Shi Shanyan turned the pen and said, "I'm done."
The system was silent for a while, then said frankly: "If you want to eat eggs, I can apply for you."
"I'm bored," Shi Shanyan leaned against the back of the chair, his eyes indifferent, "Quickly let me out."
"You can go out," the system said. "The lawn in front of the building welcomes you at any time."
"Am I a dog who needs to go to the lawn to pee?" Shi Shanyan asked back with a smile.
"Please don't do this with number 01AE86," the system flashed red, "although no one lives here, but in public..."
"I said I'm going out," Shi Shanyan put up his pen, rubbed his temple, and stared at the system, "Don't pretend that you don't understand."
The system's database can never cope with Shi Shanyan's troubles. It feels the "headache" of human beings, and tries to use a gentle communication method like a tutor: "Holidays are a good time to rest, you can sleep, or Read a book."
Shi Shanyan leaned forward and said to the system, "Shut up."
* * *
Yan Junxun got the replacement number reissued by the Inspectorate. He got a guide and was sent by the panda to buy vegetables. He was wearing a white T-shirt today, standing in the vegetable market near his home, sweating on his forehead from the heat.
The panda kept instructing Yan Junxun in the earphones: "Don't buy yellow cabbage. The news said that they hoarded the yellow cabbage in the open space next to the coke factory. It's full of coal ash. If you eat it, you will get sick!"
"Well," Yan Jun looked for the reusable bag, "I know."
"And the hot metal bean sprouts from the Southern Alliance." Panda was washing dishes in the kitchen, dipping his claws in the water a few times, "That thing is a variant, it's almost hardened into a lump of iron, you can't eat it at all."
The vegetable market was full of people, and Yan Junxun was almost out of breath from the heat.
The berthing area is really unsuitable for human habitation. The dust in the summer is very heavy. Although it looks green everywhere, if the system data is removed, the place is desolate. The chimneys working in the coke plant have no days off, and they are always spewing thick smoke.
Yan Junxun became more and more dissatisfied with the fact that he was kicked out. He hated standing in crowds, especially in such noisy crowds. The fish vendor was helping the customer to throw the fish. The fish was still alive when it hit the ground. He flapped his tail and almost jumped on Yan Junxun.
Yan Jun wanted to go home.
"Don't forget to go to the dairy shop after buying the food," Panda said happily, not knowing what Yan Junxun was going through, "I ordered fresh milk and some yogurt lumps."
Yan Junxun turned sideways and let the fat aunt next to him pass first. The other party squeezed to the vegetable stall and asked loudly, "How much is the bitter gourd in the light track area..."
The call was cut off, and a few minutes later, the channel rang again.
Yan Junxun held the reusable bag high, answered the phone, and said, "I see!"
"...Really?" Jiang Lian paused hesitantly, "Did he go to your place?"
"Who?" Yan Junxun turned his back and frowned, "Is it Shi Shanyan? No, I haven't seen him. If he escapes from prison, it has nothing to do with me."
"He blew up the system camera in the compartment," Jiang Lian said quickly, "Did you forget to put a restraint lock on him?"
Yes, forgot.
"It's called Su Heting, or Fu Chenghui, as long as it's a Black Panther." Yan Jun picked up the bag and glanced behind him. The food he wanted to buy was almost robbed. If he didn't buy it, the panda would nag endlessly when he got home. He just wanted to hang up the phone quickly: "He has a positioning chip on him."
"Do you think he can run?" Jiang Lian had uncertain suspicions about Shi Shanyan, "I can't get in touch..."
"He won't run," Yan Junxun thought without hesitation, "I'm hanging up, I'm on vacation."
Before Jiang Lian could answer, Yan Junxun hung up. Grocery shopping is what he is focusing on and fighting for at the moment, not to mention Shi Shanyan running away, even if the berthing area falls, he has to buy vegetables first!
After the war, resources were scarce in various places. Panda once said that it was worried about supplies. Now the situation is much better, at least no one will go hungry. However, fresh vegetables come from developing areas and are shipped from the vegetable base every month. If you miss today, the vegetable transport ship will not arrive at the berthing area until next month.
Yan Jun couldn't get in. He also saw that there were fruit sellers, but they were all expensive. At this moment of fierce competition, the guide rang again, Yan Junxun ignored it, he just wanted to make a quick decision. When he squeezed out of the crowd, all the white shoes were trampled out.
Yan Junxun stopped in front of the vending machine sweating profusely, holding a heavy eco-bag. He wanted to drink a beer, and poked at the screen with his little finger, but couldn't find the spot. He saw that there was no one nearby, he was silent for a while, and said in a low voice, "I want to—"
"Welcome," the vending machine let out a cute cat meow, and said like a cute girl, "Please use the cat language to activate the voice interaction."
Oh shit.
Yan Junxun will know! In order to meet the needs of the majority of otaku in the residential area, the vending machines in this area have added a voice interaction mode. This is the leftovers from a few years ago. Now only children will stand here and "meow meow" with the vending machine, and mature adults will click directly.
Yan Jun asked whether he believed in evil: "Please give me a can of beer."
The vending machine made a cheerful sound, and Mengmeiyin continued: "The activation failed! Please follow the hawker to learn, meow~ Please give me a can of cool summer beer from the cute hawker!"
are you crazy!
Yan Junxun took a step back and was driven back by the sun. He stood for a few minutes, finally gritted his teeth, resisted the shame, and said, "... Meow..."
Yan Junxun suddenly stretched out a hand behind him and poked the screen.
The vending machine said, "You gave up your interaction with the hawker, who unfortunately lost a cute kitten."
The beer fell with a bang, and the vending machine was still buzzing. There was no one else around, only the heat wave attacked, not even the wind.
"Have you been interrupted?" Shi Shanyan stuck his head out, jokingly, "Ah... you can continue meow."
Yan Junxun's expression was indescribable, red extending up from the base of his ears and neck. He turned his head, his eyes bright as if he was about to cry, but his tone was fierce: "...I killed you!"