A few boys started arguing, and a few girls covered their mouths and fanned the flames. Huang Xuan, the originator of pranks in the Huang family, was authoritative in pranks. While a group of people were chirping, Huang Xuan quietly looked for Lorraine asks for prank product...
Barbeque that can disgust you for a year? No.
Coke that can make you sick for a year? nor.
Beer that can disgust you for a year? still none.
So what can disgust you for a year? Chinese football.
So Huang Xuan gave up and decided to look for products that can maximize nausea, such as laxatives that are said to be able to relieve dehydration... Well, it is said that the amount of laxatives is doubled...
"One million kilowatt-hours of electricity." Seeing that Lorraine didn't help, Huang Xuan offered a large reward.
Lorraine ignored him and the air vibrated without replying. Huang Xuan had to raise the price and said: "One million degrees."
"One million degrees, Lorraine, no more. I can't starve to death."
"If there are 10 million degrees, I can consider it." Lorraine's answer made Huang Xuan vomit blood.
At this time, when they were talking about being intoxicated, Huang Xuan saw that no one was paying attention to him, so he said cautiously: "10 million degrees is more than ten million, which is enough for me to pay for murder." Huang Xuanke remembered that the triangle eye was calculated for him at that time The cost was once more than 1.6 yuan. He said fiercely: "5 million degrees, and it must be able to disgust the other person for at least half a year."
"He will remember it in half a year." Lorraine answered Huang Xuan's words very artistically, and then began to give instructions face-to-face. Finally, he said: "If you are willing to provide 10 million kilowatt-hours of electricity, I can consider helping you kill ordinary people." The goal." Without waiting for Huang Xuan's expression to change, he added: "And it is invisible to the technology of this era."
"Have you ever killed someone?" Huang Xuan asked in vain as soon as he said it. The first time he came into contact with Lorraine, he was almost destroyed by humanity in another dimension. He shook his body unconsciously and said: "You want to be like that? What can you do with so much energy and kill people?”
"I need more energy." Lorraine said very plainly, and then said: "As long as you can provide enough energy, you will know the reason."
At this time, the boys were already arguing. Huang Xuan stopped them with a loud shout and started to assign tasks.
The barbecue cannot be neglected, and the quality and quantity of Coca-Cola beer must be guaranteed. Two brothers, Huang Zhi and Huang Ling, led a group of primary school students away, but Huang Xuan was not optimistic about them. Huang Liming and others across the lotus pond were unknown to them. No matter how many times you have played pranks, you must be careful. The key is still behind.
Huang Xuan waved to Huang Song, then took Huang Shunwei, the second grandson of the fourth grandfather, leaving a few little girls in the garden, and the three of them sneaked out quietly.
When every child reaches adulthood, the family will put a sum of money into their card. The amount is decided on the anniversary before they turn 18. Those who are in a good financial situation will inevitably have to buy a car.
You can live with your parents, and you don’t have to worry about food and clothing, so a good car has become the basic equipment. Huang Xuan knows that several of his cousins, such as Huang Liming, have several cars, but today, they must I will drive out the one I am most proud of to avoid traveling at night.
The juniors' cars were all parked in the underground parking lot. Today was the anniversary. There were more than a dozen people guarding there. Huang Xuan and his two younger brothers were hiding in the corner. Huang Song said quietly: "How about... Shall I lure them away?"
"How to lure him away?" Huang Shunwei said softly: "I heard that there is an electronic monitoring device inside."
"I'll let them go." Huang Song said naturally: "If they dare to resist, I will call for help."
Huang Xuan shuddered and said: "Idiot, why did you forget the beating last time? If they listen to you, Huang Liming's grandson will let them shout for help."
"Then what do you think we should do?" Huang Song spread his hands, indicating that his task had been completed.
Huang Xuan was so angry that he shuddered again, "Wait for me here. If something happens, run away quickly. Do you understand?"
"Yes." The two boys nodded vigorously, not looking worried at all. Huang Xuan stood up helplessly and walked towards the door.
Huang Song and Huang Shunwei watched with wide eyes how Huang Xuan entered this mysterious parking lot, but they found strangely that the guard chatting at the door was still chatting, the security guard playing with baton was still playing with baton, and Huang Xuan disappeared.
How did they know that a base from the future was there to help Huang Xuan play pranks? They could only rub their eyes and look at the unchanging cement floor.
The principle for human eyes to see objects is light reflection, so when Lorraine follows Huang Xuan's movements and covers him with the light reflections of the areas he walks through, Huang Xuan becomes transparent. However, such a large and precise workload requires It consumes a lot of Lorraine's energy.
In the past, Huang Xuan and the others had tried to drive a car, but it was just a trivial matter such as puncturing tires. Later, they were even more closely guarded and never succeeded again. Huang Zhi was even caught and beaten. Huang Xuan remembers it clearly. , it was his sixth brother (only counting the fourth brother in the family) who made the first move, and he was the first to choose his sixth brother's car this time.
It was a Lamborghini Murcielago. I heard that the car cost more than 00,000 US dollars. With import tax, it was almost 600,000. It was said that this Lamborghini had 571 horsepower and could run 08 kilometers. However, Huang Xuan was very doubtful whether Lao Liu would dare to drive at top speed just because he bullied the weak and feared the strong.
Since he didn't dare to drive, then don't drive. Huang Xuan approached the convertible according to Lorraine's instructions for the sake of his sixth brother.
The reason why he walked in was because of Lorraine's energy saving considerations. Huang Xuan currently seemed to be like a receiver, which could greatly reduce the unnecessary energy consumed by Lorraine in his vicinity. As for the reason, Lorraine was unclear. Huang Xuan Xuan Ye has no intention of delving into it, so he should leave such a complicated issue to others to discuss.
Lorraine slightly modified the electronic devices in the car, such as the braking, transmission and steering systems, so that the car would turn hard when it started. Then there is the Ferrari Enzo of the seventh child - according to the current popularity, Lamborghini is now a tacky car, and everyone has to buy one to say "I have a famous car". Ferrari was a vulgar car five years ago. People who haven’t understood whether they are human or not are shouting “This is a luxury car”.
Since it is a famous car, it must have a good driver. For people who dare not drive on the highway all their lives, what is the point of driving a sports car with a top speed of 50 kilometers per hour.
Untying the bridle of a thousand-mile horse is a meaningful task.
Bugatti, AstoMartin, Porsche, and even the rare and pitiful Sallen S7, with Huang Xuan's hands, Lorraine adjusted them all. You can think about it when they started.
Thinking of this scene, Huang Xuan laughed like a weasel and disappeared into the night sky with a string of stinky fart sounds. (To be continued)