"As we all know, Yu Ran is an idiot."
In August, Ronggang City ushered in the hottest day of the year. All the Internet cafe owners on Jiangdong Road gathered in a QQ discussion group and had a heated discussion about Yu Ran.
"Last Saturday, the police came to check the ID card. I hurried upstairs and called the gang of boys to sneak up the stairs. They were very cooperative, except for this damn Yu Ran..."
"I told him to move faster, and next time I asked him to play for two hours. He just refused to leave, and yelled at me, 'Brother is going to cum! Brother is going to cum! Can't go!', I thought he was watching something Little porn video, but look at him playing games with both hands on the keyboard."
The owner of Haoyue Internet Café took a deep puff of cigarette, sighed and typed: "Later, I found out that this kid was playing LOL while singing, and when the song reached a climax, he had to follow up with amplified moves. In the end, he killed five times, and I was also taken away by the police. He criticized education, I fined him 10,000, damn it."
Others in the group expressed their sympathy. Some people said that Yu Ran used to fight in front of his Internet cafe, causing the police to come here to arrest people. Some network administrators simply suspected that Yu Ran was a childcare agent sent by the police to enforce the law by fishing. Recently, the police station on Jiangdong Road has strictly cracked down on minors surfing the Internet. No one wants to suspend operations for rectification. After discussing today, it was unanimously decided not to accept elementary and middle school students during the summer vacation, especially Yu Ran, who loves to make trouble.
For the next week, apart from the London Olympics, the news content on TV was the high temperature warning, the scorching sun was burning the asphalt road, and the urban buildings were slowly distorting in the thin air.
On this day, Yu Ran was standing at the entrance of Haoyue Internet Cafe, and saw a police notice printed on the sign prohibiting entertaining minors, and under the sign was a new rule written by the owner of the Internet cafe himself: Yu Ran and dogs are not allowed to enter!
Yu Ran sneered, turned around and went to another Internet cafe with disdain, but there was also a sign at the door of this one, saying "Dogs are allowed to come in, but Yu Ran is not allowed".
He stared at this line of words in deep thought, and then realized that he was jointly blocked by the Internet cafes on Jiangdong Road.
The heat of summer makes people easily irritable, and the anger in Yu Ran's heart just rose for a few seconds before being overwhelmed by a cloud of inexplicable complacency—thinking about it carefully, there is no one in the entire Jiangdong Road who has been attacked by Internet cafe owners like himself Common boycott, what does this mean? It means that in their eyes, their own abilities are big enough to threaten them, rounding up to a Boss-level existence when they are underage.
"Awesome me!" Yu Ran suddenly realized that he was still a little complacent.
The air conditioner in the convenience store was sufficient, so Yu Ran took a can of iced Coke and queued up to check out. The phone kept vibrating, and he took it out to see that there was a new order.
[°Not Two Hearts]: Are you there? Help me kill someone.
The other party got straight to the point and sent a photo of a boy.
Yu Ran froze in place, almost forgot to pay for the Coke.
After the high school entrance examination, he began to take orders on Qzone. The main business includes dating middle school students (including verbal intimidation), game power leveling, one-on-one teaching of yo-yo, etc., all of which are clearly priced, ranging from 50 to 100 yuan. Today was the first time he encountered a request beyond his ability. Although he was surprised at this time, "Can a society ruled by law still kill people casually?", in order to maintain his superficial demeanor, Yu Ran still carefully considered the words to reply to the other party.
"I'm sorry, I've already washed my hands and quit this job. You'd better find another killer."
The lines between the lines are filled with an understatement of arrogance. After Yu Ran sent this pretentious sentence, he slapped two coins on the cashier counter, as if he was in a martial arts novel. The mysterious knight who went away.
When I got out of the convenience store, the phone vibrated again, and the other party asked, "Didn't you write a game proxy in the space?"
Yu Ran reacted slowly: "Ah? Isn't it true killing?"
[°Not Two Hearts]:...
[°Not Two Hearts]: Forget it, I'd better find someone else.
Yu Ran: "Wait a minute! Everyone who comes is a guest! I'm cheap!"
The other party said: "Two hundred and five singles kill that person, use my account, remember to take a screenshot."
Yu Ran swiped through the chat history, clicked on the boy's photo above, and saw the words below: "Ma Lijia", the 15-year-old champion of the three-division telecommunications singles in "Mi Wu Qing Tian".
Compared with this man's handsome facial features, what Yu Ran noticed first was actually the school uniform of the High School Attached to Outside Hong Kong, which is one of the best schools in the city. Yu Ran thought that the spiritual world of key students in the city could be enriched only by reading books. It turned out that top academics would also be exposed to online games, and some even managed to reach the top of the server. Sure enough, people with really good brains can not only learn .
Yu Ran didn't understand this unpopular online game, but he thought he had a high level of understanding in this area, so he accepted the order without thinking.
The Internet cafes on Jiangdong Road no longer welcomed him, so Yu Ran had no choice but to take the bus to Jiubao Street, which is the No. 1 business district in Ronggang, and if he was tired from playing games, he could stop by to see the new summer sports shoes.
For several days in a row, Yu Ran spent time in the Internet cafe, practicing the game PVP skills hard, skillfully operating in the arena to kill all directions. Sometimes he logged into the game forum of "Fan Wu Qing Tian" and saw that the most popular posts were all screenshots of players showing off which district's heads-up king he had solo killed, and the proxy playing business was also booming in this game.
On Tuesday afternoon, the heat was unbearable. With half a popsicle in his mouth, Yu Ran was concentrating on the system scrolling prompt in the lower left corner of the screen—[Legendary] player "Marija" entered the arena.
It's finally here!
Yu Ran took a mouthful of the melted crushed ice, and the coolness and sweetness slipped into his throat. He quickly tapped the keyboard with his fingertips, manipulated the game characters into the PK battlefield, and challenged "Marija".
The opponent accepted it quickly, and released skills even faster. Fortunately, Yu Ran released the transparent shield in advance, otherwise there would be no time to react. The two moved in different positions and confused each other. Yu Ran's blood bar was disabled several times, and he was able to fight against that person again under his efforts to turn the tide.
"Malijia" suddenly leaped onto the city wall, Yu Ran thought that he was going to zoom in on him, and immediately released the dodge skill reflexively. But after a few seconds, there was no extra sound effect. Yu Ran took a closer look and found that the man was motionless.
disconnected? Or pretend to hang up to trick yourself into taking the bait? Doubts flashed through his mind quickly, but Yu Ran always liked to be straightforward and reckless when playing games, he rushed up and did it without talking nonsense, and now he directly fired a few combos against the city wall.
The bright yellow flame exploded from mid-air, and fell scaldingly, burning blazingly on "Marika". Yu Ran clearly saw his health bar go to zero in just a few seconds, and then the whole character's body collapsed.
The chat channel suddenly boiled over, and the leader of the server's PK leaderboard was not only instantly killed, but also hung upside down on the city wall like a pendant.
Yu Ran knew that this person must have been temporarily disconnected, so he won so easily. This is very unfair, and the victory is also dull. Yu Ran typed on the public screen to help his opponent explain the reason for the failure, and promised the onlookers that he would invite the PK again when he was online.
Then, Yu Ran chatted with "Malijia" privately, and asked him if he had a good internet connection.
After waiting for a while, there was still no response, so Yu Ran simply cut out the game screen and opened Kuwo to listen to the music.
In the afternoon, he was prone to drowsiness, and Yu Ran was drowsy, but suddenly he was disturbed by the noise of the crowd.
Their volume drowns out the music in their own headphones. He looked up sleepily, just in time to see a few people pushing and shoving in front of the row of computers opposite, and one of the boys actually picked up the computer chair and threw it on them forcefully. Accompanied by the swear words of several people, the chair fell heavily, and the noise of the broken pulleys instantly disturbed everyone in the Internet cafe.
This movement attracted the network administrators, who came to try to persuade them to have no effect, so they immediately threw these troublemakers out of the Internet cafe with a stern voice, and they had to fight them out, otherwise they would call the police.
Yu Ran observed that the boy who was swinging the chair had a conflict with another group of gangster youths with flower arms, and there were some people in the small group with sticks and machetes on their waists, and they looked like they were ready to fight with others at any time. It's more ominous when you go out.
The boy was tall and slender, and his cold and arrogant temperament was particularly prominent in the crowd when he walked. Yu Ran raised his head and glanced at his appearance inadvertently.
The other party walked away in a hurry, Yu Ran only saw that his skin was clean and pale, his nose bridge was straight, and his indifferent expression looking straight ahead was somewhat familiar.
Yu Ran hesitated for two seconds before taking out his mobile phone to check the photo of "Marija" offline activities saved a few days ago. After comparing with the impressions just now, he quickly got up and ran out of the Internet cafe to follow the group of people.
Looking nearby, the young man's path was indeed blocked by those hooligans. The leader was a thin young man with fierce eyes and a hoarse voice, cursing obscenities that even Yu Ran found unbearable, raised his hand and pushed A handful of boys.
The boy didn't retreat, he just raised his arm to block it.
The hooligan leader took out a butterfly knife that he carried with him, and the sharp blade shone coldly in the scorching sun. The attendant next to him smiled crookedly, and raised his chin and said to the boy, "I'll see you later, brother? You dare to mess with Xu Si from Tongque Terrace, Jiubao Street. If you don't go to the main road, you want to go to the hospital bed and lie down." ?”
The opponent's knife tip was threateningly swinging back and forth in the air, and the boy stood unmoved, his tone was very calm: "Albino Honduran milk snakes are rare in the first place, and they are mutated with two heads. The probability of them appearing is probably only ten thousand. I don't believe that Rong Gang can find a second one with the same characteristics."
"Don't fucking stalk me." The young man named Xu Si was furious, and the knife was already aimed at the boy's soft belly.
However, the temper of people in Ronggang has always been "try not to move your hands if you can move your mouth". Besides, the boy in front of him is obviously underage. Xu Si knew that if he hurt him, he would be severely punished, so he just put on a brutal posture. .
"It was originally mine." The boy said confidently.
"Hey, yours? I just paid the final payment this morning, and it's yours at a glance?" Xu Si laughed angrily at the young man's ignorant attitude, and swung the butterfly knife in his hand in the air. He stepped forward tacitly, and held the boy's shoulders and neck respectively, as if he really wanted to clean him up. The boys reacted very quickly, and immediately bent down and raised their arms across their stomachs with their elbows, and decisively kicked the inside of their knees before the opponents fought back. They knelt down on the ground with limp legs, swearing profusely.
The boy frowned, stared at Xu Si, and sped up his speech a little: "Then tell me where you bought it, and has it been approved by the Forestry Bureau?"
Xu Si became a little impatient, and he clenched his knife tightly, "Where the hell are you, you little rascal, why don't you just play with me here!"
Yu Ran has been hiding in a corner and watching quietly. Seeing that the situation is not good, his innate sense of justice prompts him to immediately stand up and stop the murder. He quickly rushed over and shouted skillfully: "The network administrator has called me!"
As soon as the words fell, the gangsters who took out their weapons immediately withdrew their hands.
Yu Ran was a certain distance away from this group of people just now, and when he ran to shout, he happened to be behind the boy, so he couldn't see his expression at the moment. But Yu Ran could see the faces of the others clearly. Hearing that the police were nearby, they all reflexively put away the murder weapon in their hands.
Just as Yu Ran breathed a sigh of relief for the boy, he saw the back of the person in front of him swaying, and the next second, like a robot whose power was suddenly cut off, he fell backwards stiffly.
Fortunately, Yu Ran's eyes quickly supported his shoulders behind his back, and the opponent's weightless body pressed Yu Ran to squat down slowly, almost kneeling on the ground.
The situation in front of him made Yu Ran suddenly stunned. He looked at the face of the boy in his arms with his eyes closed, and the first chill in the scorching summer rushed straight from the bottom of his heart to the top of his head.
Yu Ran raised his head in disbelief, and asked with a flustered face, "You scared him to death?"