As we all know, Yu Ran is an idiot without knowing it.
"Why are you so sensitive? Hey, Brother Di, when you were in junior high school, you must have "killed each other" with others to pick out birds?" Yu Ran was puzzled, "Why, hasn't Chu Mian played?"
Before Fang Zhao answered, Chu Mian answered coldly behind his back: "Normal people are not as vulgar and rude as you."
"What's wrong with vulgarity?" Yu Ran turned his head back with effort, "Vulgarity is elegance!"
Fang Zhao patted Yu Ran on the head and advised him: "Speak less, but how can you describe Chu Mian like that? Didn't he only grow one? What you said was like having a string in his crotch. like..."
Before he finished speaking, Fang Zhao realized that he had slipped a bit, and looked at Chu Mian quietly, but as expected, he was met with a gloomy glare from the other party.
He quickly squatted down, took the borrowed scissors and helped Yu Ran cut off the skipping rope on his body.
After returning from the cafeteria, Chu Mian directly tied Yu Ran to the chair with two skipping ropes.
Yu Ran still felt aggrieved, didn't he boast that Chumian was plumper 'over there'? Why did he get angry
Fang Zhao cut off several sections of the skipping rope to rescue Yu Ran. He looked at the rope buckles all over the floor and sighed: "Chu Mian, you are so professional in how you tie it. No wonder Yu Ran can't even move it."
Yu Ran looked at the red marks on his arms and sighed: "What's going on, I feel a little comfortable being strangled."
Fang Zhao was surprised: "Wow Yu Ran... You don't have some special hobbies, do you?"
Yu Ran was confused: "What?"
Fang Zhao felt that it was inconvenient to say that kind of vocabulary in public, so he approached Yu Ran and told him.
"I rely on you to be disgusting!" After hearing this, Yu Ran reacted fiercely, folded his arms in front of his chest in a protective gesture, backed away from Fang Zhao, and let out a cadenced "噫" to express his disgust.
"What does it have to do with me? It's not that you said being tied up by Chu Mian was very comfortable!" Fang Zhao turned to look at Chu Mian, "Chu Mian, don't tie him up in the future, just whip him, Yu Ran will definitely like it better." .”
Chu Mian would only feel a headache when he heard them arguing. He rubbed his temples and said unbearably, "I'm going to sleep, you all shut up."
Within five seconds, Chu Mian really closed her eyes and lay down on the table, losing consciousness. Yu Ran stretched out a finger to lightly poke his cheek to see if he responds.
Fang Zhao raised his hand to stop him, and said in a low voice, "Okay, don't provoke Chu Mian all the time, he is different from others."
"It's different, he just sleeps more than us."
"Not only this, but also... many other things." Fang Zhao couldn't sum it up, he thought Yu Ran could understand what he meant.
In Fang Zhao's eyes, Chu Mian should be a high-ranking image, with a wealthy family, outstanding appearance, good at sports and studies, even if he suffers from "narcolepsy", he is still perfect, like walking in the comics. Like the male protagonist who came out, he is a melancholy prince charming with countless halos.
Not to mention the rude games between boys such as "picking out birds" and "killing for a thousand years". Even ordinary jokes with erotic meanings, Fang Zhao is too embarrassed to tell them in front of Chu Mian. The air pollutes the people.
"Fang Zhao, do you know what is the biggest difference between you and Chu Mian?"
Fang Zhao blurted out "everything", but Yu Ran told him, "You wear glasses, Chu Mian doesn't."
What kind of "biggest difference" is this... Fang Zhao thought that Yu Ran was talking about running the train again.
Yu Ran sat up straight and said, "I promised Chu Mian that I would treat him as a strong man like me. From that moment on, he was nothing special to me, just sleeping. Just more than me. So—”
"What we can do, Chu Mian can do too."
Hearing his unquestionable tone, Fang Zhao was a little shaken: "That's what I said, but it doesn't mean that Chu Mian is willing to be treated like that by you... He is obviously the type who likes to be alone."
Yu Ran asked back, "Don't you think Chu Mian has become more active when we are together recently?"
"It's all because of you."
"It doesn't matter, if Chu Mian is really angry, he will definitely stay away from me." Yu Ran said, and couldn't help lying on the back of the chair, observing Chu Mian who was sleeping soundly in the back seat. Boys' eyelashes are naturally upturned, and the curvature of the eyes is unbelievably beautiful.
Yu Ran snorted and continued, "Chu Mian said no, but he was honest. He secretly ate the crab roe and melon seeds I gave him yesterday in class. I think he might also like to pick out birds with others." .”
"... There is no progressive relationship between these two things!"
"In short, Chu Mian does not need to be treated specially." Yu Ran told Fang Zhao this conclusion solemnly, "If you treat him as a friend, don't care how he is different from you, you are all unique ordinary people. .”
Fang Zhao was stunned for a moment, but he didn't expect such instructive words to come out of Yu Ran's mouth. Just as he felt a little admiration, he heard Yu Ran sigh proudly again: "Hey, like me, you are the chosen one."
The warm afternoon was spent in a few sub-subjects with loose discipline. The big break ended, and the first grade finally ushered in the long-awaited club activity class.
Fang Zhao packed his schoolbag, turned around and asked, "Yu Ran, what did you report last week?"
"Basketball."
"Nonsense, didn't the squad leader say that the basketball team has no places, so they can only choose volleyball and badminton."
"She lied to us." Yu Ran got up and approached Fang Zhao, covering his mouth with his palm in a very mysterious way, "I secretly saw the registration form the other day, what 'no quota', our class is empty, maybe which class has the quota We were all robbed or the teacher deliberately refused to let us go.”
Fang Zhao was dubious: "No way, what's the benefit of targeting our class?"
"Aren't we in the experimental class? It must be that Teacher Bai thinks that boys play basketball to delay their studies. I heard that Cheng Jun's basketball team has a lot of training, and they often don't have classes before games!" Yu Ran said, the corners of his mouth raised, "Fortunately, I am witty. , and filled in my name while Xiang Xuehua wasn't paying attention."
"It's really you." Fang Zhao smiled, "Okay, then I'll go first and go to the choir."
Yu Ran gestured "OK" to him, turned around and asked Chu Mian, "Where are you going?"
"Rooftop." Chu Mian packed her schoolbag in an orderly manner.
"Rooftop? Oh, you said the roof of the laboratory building." Yu Ran followed him out, "What kind of club is that, 'jumping club'?"
"...Natural Science Society." Chu Mian really didn't want to explain seriously to Yu Ran, so she told him in plain language, "Those who make paper airplanes, let's see who can throw it farthest."
Yu Ran felt a sense of superiority spontaneously: "Tch, it's so boring. Do you know where I'm going now?"
"Basketball team, I heard what you said just now." Chu Mian took a deep breath with no expression on her face, and perfunctorily added to Yu Ran's next show off: "Cheng Jun's No. .”
Yu Ran was very relieved, laughed "hehe" a few times, and finally got so carried away that he didn't bother to say hello to Chu Mian, and carried his schoolbag, facing the sunshine, and went straight to the gymnasium.
Then he was dumbfounded—
In the huge arena, I couldn't find any men other than myself, and there were all tall girls in hurdling vests and shorts in front of me. The physical education teacher blew the whistle to call for everyone to gather. When she saw a handsome young man standing aside in a daze, she was also puzzled: "This... is also a girl?"
The women's sports committee of the same class was present, and asked dumbfoundingly, "Yu Ran, why did you come here?"
Yu Ran replied in a daze, "Society, I signed up for basketball."
The coach smiled: "Our school only has women's basketball. How did you report it? Didn't your head teacher tell you?"
With a thunderbolt from the blue sky, all the joy not long ago dissipated.
He threw away his schoolbag and squatted on the ground dejectedly, muttering to himself: "What do you mean by writing the word 'female' on the registration form? How can I remember what the teacher said in class..."
The coach comforted him: "It's okay, you can go play elsewhere now, it's still early."
Yu Ran squatted on the ground and remained silent for a while, then suddenly seemed to have made up his mind, raised his head and said firmly, "Coach, I want to play basketball."
After all, I had been pretending to be aggressive with Fang Zhaochumian and the others for a long time. If I just went back in such a despondent way, I would definitely be laughed at for several days.
"...we are a women's basketball team."
"Just let me play with you!" Yu Ran's eyes lit up, and he begged her with a smile.
The coach looked embarrassed and hesitated.
Yu Ran's face is naturally friendly, his facial features are delicate and beautiful, and when he smiles, he can even show the innocence and handsomeness unique to fifteen or sixteen-year-old boys. Especially when conveying some request to others, his eyes are full of clean anticipation, and the obedient expression of raising his face can easily make people subconsciously agree to him.
After careful consideration, the coach finally agreed to his request.
In this way, Yu Ran honorably became the honorary agent of the second team of Chengjun Middle School girls' basketball team as a substitute.
"I can't touch the ball at all!" Yu Ran had no choice but to leave the basketball hall.
It was still a long time before school was over, and he was wandering around the school with his schoolbag, bored watching his classmates play football on the playground. After killing time for a while, Yu Ran remembered that Chu Mian was stacking planes on the rooftop, so he went upstairs to find him to play.
The roof of the laboratory building is only three stories high, and it is connected to the teaching building by a sky bridge. The rooftop is very wide, and it has always been the activity venue of unpopular clubs, and a high protective net has been installed around it. Usually, many students come here to have lunch and chat, and couples in the second and third grades often come here for a date before evening self-study.
Yu Ran came up to ask others about Chu Mian's location, and found him in a shady corner. Chu Mian was sleeping on the ground, with a lot of clean newspapers spread under her body.
Yu Ran sat down and felt that the ground was a bit cold, so he gently supported Chu Mian's head.
It is not easy for Chu Mian to notice the movement of the outside world in his sleep. The nightmare scene this time is in the water, and he is being chased by a giant shark with its mouth wide open. On the way to escape, he only felt that his throat was going to dry up, he wanted to breathe, he wanted to scream, and then he suddenly woke up—
Every time he escaped from the nightmare, his heart was pounding, and he was frightened. But at this moment, the nose can smell the light apple soap smell, which is sweet and not greasy, and the air seems to have become soft.
He wasn't awake yet, so he could only move forward subconsciously.
"Did you get enough sleep?" Someone asked himself softly.
Chu Mian dully recollected the other party's familiar voice, then suddenly raised her head and found herself lying in Yu Ran's arms. This inexplicable situation made him even more nervous and alert, and the palpitation lasted for a while.
He got up on the ground, rubbed his hair, avoided Yu Ran's sight and asked, "Why are you here?"
"Basketball is actually not that interesting." Yu Ran said with a smile, "I want to play with you more."
Chu Mian was startled for a while, and said "Oh" faintly.
Yu Ran didn't know the consequences of deliberately concealing the real reason, which would actually cause Chu Mian's mood to change from suspicion to subtlety. Chu Mian quickly forgot about the nightmare just now, and her mood gradually became clearer, and she even felt a little relieved.
Yu Ran squinted his eyes to look at the sky, and said, "It's too hot on the rooftop, do you think I'm blushing?"
Chu Mian took a look, "No, it's normal."
"It's very hot." Yu Ran covered his face with his hands, "Let's go and buy popsicles."
When he put down his hand, he felt a pain on his face, and when he looked up, he found that Chu Mian was pinching him, "What are you doing?"
"Try how hot it is." Chu Mian twisted it hard, and Yu Ran immediately bared her teeth with a very funny expression. He suddenly realized that he was so naive, so he immediately let go of his hand, suppressed the faint smile at the corner of his mouth, and regained his calm look.
While rubbing his face, Yu Ran looked at Chu Mian, and found that his face was covered with a layer of blush that was deeper than the glow of the setting sun.
"Chu Mian," Yu Ran called him, and raised his arms towards him, "Twist me, like twisting a towel, with both hands."
Chu Mian did as he said. When the skin on both sides of the arm tightened in different directions, Yu Ran couldn't help moaning immediately: "It's so cool!"
The sound startled Chu Mian, and also attracted the attention of the people around. Yu Ran still couldn't get enough of it, and stretched out his other arm, "I want it here too."
"You don't want to lose face." Chu Mian quickly threw away his arm, blushed and left angrily with her schoolbag.