Chu Heng yelled "baa baa" a few times and no one answered, thinking that he had fallen asleep again. When he went over, he found that Chu Mian was wearing earphones and was writing quickly with his head down.
"Are you writing your 'Death Note' again?" Chu Heng put a plate of fruit on the table. After the movement caught the young man's attention, he immediately put his arms across the notebook, and quietly moved into his arms to prevent Chu Heng from prying.
Chu Heng accidentally saw the content before, but he didn't expect that his nephew would usually record down the annoying things, and there were many related to her. Seeing that Chu Mian has not given up this habit since the beginning of school, Chu Heng said earnestly: "You should also change your method and memorize more things you like. If you do somersaults like this, won't you feel better?"
"I can remember what I like without writing it down." Chu Mian didn't bother to look at her directly, "But there must be a reason for what I dislike. If I encounter it again in the future, I can remind myself to avoid it."
Chu Heng spread his palms at him, "Then show me what you wrote just now, why are there so many? Did you write bad things about me again?"
Chu Mian held the notebook and denied, "No, I just made up what I forgot to write recently."
As the monthly exam was approaching, the homework burden was heavier. He went home and went to bed after reviewing to ensure that he was full of energy. Moreover, I have been in a relatively good mood at school recently, and I don't often encounter things that make me feel disgusted.
"Alas... Originally, I prepared a surprise for someone." Chu Heng deliberately raised his voice in a high-pitched voice, "It's fine if you don't tell me the truth, I'll keep the good things for myself."
This made Chu Mian hesitate a bit, and she looked up to see what her aunt was really holding with her hands hidden behind her back. He pursed his lips, let go of the notebook with his arms, threw it on the table, and muttered: "Will you give me your love?"
Chu Heng sneered, and reluctantly handed him the prepared box, which was a brand new iPhone5. The Bank of China has not been registered yet, so she asked a friend to send two sets from the United States, one of which was given to Chu Mian.
This was indeed an unexpected surprise for Chu Mian, but he didn't show a happy reaction. He just held it in his hand with a sullen face, glanced at it, and then put it aside, as if the new phone was not as attractive as English words.
"Okay, you still think the mung bean soup I cooked is terrible, I think you have drank it too... Three nine... Forty... Who is this Yu Ran?" Chu Heng was curious about the "new entry" in the notebook , "Is it a classmate in the class?"
"Ok."
"Why do you call him 'Muggle'?"
"He's stupid." Chu Mian said concisely.
When we first met, he was annoyingly stupid, but now he is so stupid that everyone is angry.
Especially in the past few days, Yu Ran didn't know where he learned strange behaviors, and he always pestered him and begged for help to "twist his arms", saying that it would make the skin surface of his forearms hot and hot, as if an electric current passed through it "extremely refreshing". So as soon as the get out of class was over, Yu Ran sat sideways with his arms outstretched, one stretched towards Fang Zhao and the other towards Chu Mian, letting them twist themselves together.
Neuropathy... Chu Mian felt ashamed when he recalled the feeling of being stared at by his classmates with strange eyes. He even thought that Yu Ran might really have some special hobby.
What made him even more angry was Yu Ran's problem of "unpretentious speech". In the self-study class, they played "tic-tac-toe" on the paper. One person drew circles and the other drew crosses. Every time Yu Ran wanted to play, he turned around and asked loudly, "Chu Mian, let's OOXX"; He refused loudly: "No time, I'm having sex with Chu Mian".
Fifteen and sixteen-year-old puberty boys and girls are prone to imagine some ambiguous words, and anything related to "sex" can make them reveal a secret smile tacitly. Yu Ran never talks through his brain, so he always makes Chu Mian feel strange and ambiguous.
"Go out, I'm going to sleep." Chu Mian urged.
"So early?"
"Yeah." Chu Mian nodded. Because he has already agreed with Yu Ran to have breakfast in the cafeteria tomorrow.
"Okay, you remember to finish eating the fruit."
As soon as Chu Heng left, Chu Mian put down her pen and quickly opened the phone case, then took out the SIM card of the iphone4S and put it into the new phone, and went to bed with it to play. It's a pity that halfway through the walk, his legs started to feel weak. It seemed that he was too happy and caused a stupor. He had to grit his teeth and slowly lie on the floor without making any sound.
Since the beginning of autumn, the weather has remained in the residual temperature of summer, and there was no sign of cooling until the end of September.
Many people used comics and novels to fantasize about the beauty of high school life in junior high school. However, within a month of entering school, everyone has gradually realized that daily life will still be filled with homework and exams, and fantasies are just fantasies.
—Only Yu Ran firmly believes that there is a magical power in his body that is about to move.
"My eyelids have been twitching, which seems to be some kind of omen." Yu Ran frowned slightly, filling his brows with a touch of sadness. He stood in front of the window looking up at the sky, and said wistfully, "Maybe after the exam, I will awaken the 'Sky Eye' and know all the answers..."
"You're dreaming." Chu Mian ruthlessly crushed his wish.
"You—" Yu Ran immediately gritted his teeth and stared at him, "I'll show you right now!"
Yu Ran clasped his hands into the shape of a telescope to block his eyes, looked at Chu Mian through the circle in the middle, and shouted in a rough voice: "Aha! I saw it! I saw the ulterior secret in your mind It's dirty and evil! Obscene and nasty! Ha—"
Chu Mian grabbed Yu Ran's wrist and forcibly took apart his pair of "telescopes", then grabbed both of his cheeks and pulled them out. Yu Ran wanted to cry but confessed, "I was wrong", and when Chu Mian let go, he repeated his tricks to provoke the other party.
Two invigilators came into the classroom and patted the desk to make everyone sit quietly and wait for the test papers to be distributed.
This first exam was a random arrangement of seats. Chu Mian and Yu Ran happened to be two adjacent rows in the same exam room, and they could see each other as soon as they turned their heads.
Taking advantage of the fact that she was not sleepy, Chu Mian finished writing the composition first, and then slowly worked on the previous questions. When he was concentrating on analyzing and reading, there were a few sniffling sounds in his ears, as if someone was sobbing quietly.
He turned his face curiously, just in time to see a crystal clear teardrop running across Yu Ran's cheek.
Chu Mian was stunned, not knowing what happened to Yu Ran during the exam, he was obviously normal before the exam. He temporarily put away his doubts, and while the invigilator was not paying attention, he threw a pack of tissues with him over there.
Yu Ran naturally picked it up and wiped his face, continuing to write the paper while wiping. It's hard not to notice his abnormal state, Chu Mian couldn't help but turn his head to check if he recovered well.
When the bell rang at the end of the exam and the test papers were being passed from back to front, Chu Mian heard Yu Ran choked up talking to himself: "Hey, my composition is so good, it's very touching, I'm sure I can get full marks..."
Chu Mian choked speechlessly, the concerns in her heart disappeared instantly, and she almost broke the pen in her hand.
For the second math test, Yu Ran didn't bring a draft paper, so he begged Chu Mian to give him a piece of paper. Chu Mian thought that Yu Ran would write the questions carefully, but in the middle of the exam, he heard Yu Ran cough several times on purpose, obviously trying to draw his attention.
Chu Mian glanced at it, and found that Yu Ran was not writing the topic, and the draft paper she gave him was full of strange things.
-Look!
Yu Ran moved the paper under the table, motioning his mouth to signal Chu Mian.
Chu Mian frowned, as if asking him "what".
-The Avengers!
Yu Ran was in high spirits.
Chu Mian knew that it was a new movie released this year, but he hadn't watched it yet, so he naturally didn't know what character Yu Ran painted. But from the painter's point of view, he felt that Yu Ran's painting looked like that.
-do not know.
Chu Mian shook her head.
—Here, Iron Man.
Yu Ran pointed, then took a pen and wrote "Gang Tie Xia" on the armor.
— This, Thor.
Yu Ran continued to introduce Chu Mian.
Chu Mian is not interested in knowing who they are, but she has finished writing all the questions, and now she is bored and can't sleep, so it's okay to accompany Yu Ran to relieve boredom.
But not long after they had a quiet interaction, Chinese teacher Wang slowly walked from the invigilator seat at the back of the classroom to the back of Yu Ran, silently staring at Yu Ran and making small movements.
Chu Mian has always been in a half-lying posture on the table, with her chin resting on her hand, which doesn't seem like she is communicating with others. When Teacher Wang came over, he didn't remind Yu Ran, with a smile on the corner of his mouth, waiting for the next good show.
Finally, Teacher Wang's angry voice sounded from the top of his head: "What are you doing?"
Yu Ran let out an "ouch", jumping up from the chair like a frightened bird, clutching his beating heart.
Chu Mian couldn't help laughing out loud, he quickly lay down and hid his face in his arms.
"You started acting like a monster after you finished writing, right? Ah? Just now I wasn't the invigilator for Chinese. How did you answer? Ah? I'll come back to Yu Ran after grading the papers. Wait." Teacher Wang pointed at the paper in his hand. Hua pointed and pointed, "What is this? The painting is pretty good. Are you still not answering the questions? After the inspection, hand in the paper and go out to stay, so as not to keep you from sitting here."
As soon as Yu Ran heard that the paper could be handed in ahead of time, he immediately handed the paper to Teacher Wang, got up and prepared to leave the classroom.
After receiving his share, Teacher Wang looked at Chu Mian again and asked, "Chu Mian, will you hand it over?"
Chu Mian was caught off guard by being named, "Huh?"
"Didn't you have a good time flirting with him just now? If you also finish the inspection, you can hand it over. The two of you go out to be companions."
Just as Chu Mian was about to say "no", Yu Ran reacted faster, strode forward and snatched two test papers from him, handed them respectfully to Teacher Wang, and said "Thank you teacher for helping us".
As soon as he left the classroom, Chu Mian pushed Yu Ran into the corner of the corridor and firmly held him down to prevent him from coming out. Chu Mian gave up when Yu Ran struggled to express that he was going to be out of breath.
Yu Ran regained his energy immediately, and pulled Chu Mian to sit on the window sill together.
"Do you know how to ask questions?" Yu Ran asked.
"Not all of them are taught in class, and the big math problems are also the original homework questions."
"What?!" Yu Ran was shocked, "Damn it, then I'm done, I haven't even written my homework."
"Then you deserve it." Chu Mian sneered.
"Tch, I don't care too much for free gifts."
Yu Ran moved his neck a few times, "It's so boring, Chu Mian, let's compare and spread rumors."
Chu Mian turned to look at him, "How does this compare?"
"Let's see who makes the most fake, I'll go first." Yu Ran bit his lower lip and fell into thought, "Hmm...Fang Zhao's penis is two meters long, usually wrapped around his waist."
"you're disgusting."
"He said it by himself! He said he could grow up to 20 centimeters. I don't believe it. I said it should be two meters." Yu Ran touched Chu Mian with his elbow, "Well, it's your turn."
Chu Mian was thoughtful, and after a few seconds, she whispered the answer to Yu Ran's rumour.
"Fuck..." Yu Ran was dumbfounded, and at the same time laughed absurdly, "I'm going to tell Fang Zhao that you think his dick is detachable, it's too much."
Chu Mian was a little annoyed: "Didn't you say who is the most fake? Don't tell him."
The two sat on the window sill until the exam was over, and when Fang Zhao finished handing in the paper, they left school for dinner together. On the way, Fang Zhao always felt that these two people were whispering while he was not paying attention, but when they turned around, they looked as if nothing had happened, which was very suspicious.
Fang Zhao asked directly: "What are you two plotting?"
"It's nothing." Yu Ran shrugged innocently, while Chu Mian looked ahead and remained silent.
"Looking at the two of you, it's like that 4399 game..." Fang Zhao said, "That's the one, you have to kiss when the boss is not paying attention, so that he can't find out, what is it called 'office cheating'?"
He stopped suddenly, and asked Chu Mian and Yu Ran hesitantly, "Did you two just now-"
The two said in unison: "No!"
Standing under the sun, Chu Mian's ears began to turn red, belatedly regretting why she was in the same boat as Yu Ran.
—Sure enough, Yu Ran's stupidity is contagious.