As soon as Yu Ran got home, Li Guirong called and asked him why he didn't go to class for two consecutive days, and the head teacher didn't ask for leave. Yu Ran pretended to be weak, saying that his stomach was uncomfortable, and now he was lying down unable to move.
Li Guirong muttered on the phone: "You two brothers will really get together, don't you have a fever? Why don't I go back to see you two after get off work now."
"No, no, no! I'll just make some millet porridge myself, and you'll be busy with your work." Yu Ran quickly changed into his slippers, and when he entered the room, it turned out that his younger brother didn't go to school today, and was huddled under the quilt, with a bitter expression on his face Qiu looked at the ceiling deeply.
Yu Ran sat aside, "Yo, what's the matter, brother, there is a demonic aura about him."
Yu Jin's face tilted to one side, his brows could not be relieved. Yu Ran just thought he was pretending to be sick because he didn't want to go to school, but now it seems that something is wrong, so he hurriedly moved over to cover his forehead worriedly.
"It's uncomfortable, let's go to the hospital."
"I... I woke up this morning..."
Yu Jin grabbed the corner of his back and hesitated to speak, but after thinking about it, he felt that he could only tell his elder brother next to him: "After waking up, I found that my underwear was a little wet, and I went to the toilet and found a lot of 'guts'."
Upon hearing the cryptic tone, Yu Ran's mind raced quickly, and he quickly figured out what Yu Jin referred to by "neige".
He suddenly realized that in fact, he also encountered this situation when he was in junior high school. At that time, he was too scared to tell his parents, and quietly changed and washed his underwear by himself in the middle of the night. It was only later in biology class that I realized that it was a normal physiological phenomenon in adolescence, and that other students would experience it when they were older.
"Don't worry, brother, this situation is called... called..." Yu Ran stroked his hair and tried to remember the proper noun, but he hadn't taken biology class for almost two years, and he had forgotten all the knowledge.
He looked at Yu Jin's uneasy face, his bad thoughts were ready to move for a while, and he told the boy regretfully: "You are impotent."
Yu Jin's eyes were dull, and his immature body obviously couldn't digest the sudden information, so he froze on the bed.
The atmosphere fell into dead silence, and a few minutes later, Yu Jin's lips could not stop trembling, and tears welled up in his eyes.
He covered his face and sobbed first, and then wailed loudly: "It's over, I'm still a virgin!"
Yu Ran smacked his lips and said calmly, "This is not unusual."
Yu Jin yelled at him hysterically: "I'm still a first-level state-protected virgin!"
Yu Ran burst out laughing, slapped Yu Jin's thigh through the quilt, and told him the truth: "I'm just kidding you, idiot, there is no impotence, no impotence, don't cry."
Yu Jin immediately straightened up with a carp, turned over and beat his brother.
"You wait, I'll read the book for you, it's written on it." Yu Ran went to the living room to look for the bookcase, there were a few books on traditional Chinese medicine and health care on the shelf, which his father bought many years ago. He took it back to the room, and sat next to Jin to read it together, and saw a passage from "Hanshiwaizhuan"—a male born in August, with teeth at eight years old, refined at sixteen, Xiaotong.
Yu Ran carefully identified the printed words on the yellowed paper, and read to Yu Jin meticulously: "Eight years old and what kind of teeth, sixteen years old and refined, a little bitch."
He gave a meaningful "Oh" and put his arms around Yu Jin's shoulders, "Did you see, the book says that you will become a sperm when you are sixteen years old, and then grow a small—"
Yu Jin suddenly covered his ears, his eyes widened and he screamed, "Ah! I won't listen! I won't listen!"
Yu Ran threw the book aside, lay down on the bed and laughed loudly, then opened Yu Jin's arms, leaned into his ear and said loudly, "You will be intersex from now on, awesome brother!"
Yu Jin wept ferociously, and grabbed Yu Ran by the neck, wanting to die with him.
In the end, the two searched for the correct answer to this physiological phenomenon together at night. Yu Jin memorized the word "nocturnal emission" firmly, collapsed in relief, and muttered several times, "I was scared to death".
Yu Ran browsed the webpage curiously for a while, and the encyclopedia said that this phenomenon happened after falling asleep. He pondered for a while, and couldn't help but wonder: wouldn't someone like Chu Mian who oversleep have a greater chance of having nocturnal emission
"Sit up in shock while dying, suspecting that the Milky Way has fallen for nine days." Yu Ran couldn't help but chant poems on the spot, and made up his mind to himself, "I'll ask him another day."
In early spring and March, it is full of vitality.
At the beginning of the new semester, the campus environment has taken on a new look. The fence has been repainted and looks bright; the bronze horse statue in front of the gate has replaced its base, which is much more stable than before.
Yu Ran is sitting in the classroom, kneading Chengjun Middle School's new mascot "Nian Zizi" in the palm of his hand, in the shape of fried dumplings, with the most sunny and cheerful expression in the "Zizi family". Yu Ran tied it to his schoolbag, and when he remembered, he turned around and greeted Chu Mian with a mascot smile.
Chu Mian didn't pay much attention to him, and looked down at the book so as not to be distracted.
However, Yu Ran was sitting in front of her, and she seemed to have ADHD as soon as she was in class, leaning her body to whisper to others, Chu Mian was attracted by him from time to time, listening to what he was talking about with other students.
No way... Take control.
Chu Mian silently reminded herself to control the frequency of paying attention to Ran.
But Yu Ran is like the number in the red circle on the mobile phone software, once it pops up, it is easy for people to reach for it; Chu Mian is still suffering from obsessive-compulsive disorder, and every software must be updated to the latest version. App data can also be uninstalled and cleared, but he can't let Yu Ran disappear before his eyes.
Chu Mian looked at Yu Ran's back, and unconsciously poked the rubber with the tip of a pen, piercing it full of holes.
Fortunately, there is still a Chinese class this morning, Yu Ran's fear of Teacher Wang has not diminished in the slightest, as soon as she sees her enter the door, he hastened to sit upright, not daring to miss her again. Chu Mian was also able to concentrate and listen carefully.
Soon, Yu Ran was called to translate the classical Chinese text. After reading the answer completely, Teacher Wang didn't let him sit down.
"I'm not going to talk about it in this class, but you guys are going to talk about it." Teacher Wang said to the whole class, "Whoever has finished answering, click on the next person to talk about the question, and I'll see who is distracted. Yu Ran, you can click on it. "
Yu Ran raised his head and chest, as if he had the power over life and death in the class, he shouted triumphantly: "Chu Mian!"
Chu Mian was not surprised, and explained the questions calmly and in detail. Finally, when it was time to name the other students, he called Yu Ran to stand up again as if in revenge.
Yu Ran quickly read the answer, "Chu Mian!"
Chu Mian did not let him go this time, "Yu Ran."
"Chu Mian!"
"Yu Ran."
…
The last class was about to end, and everyone listened to the two men finish all the questions on the paper abruptly, as if they were watching a struggle.
Teacher Wang was very satisfied, and praised the two of them to the whole class: "Study requires such a spirit of chasing each other and scrambling to be the first! We have worked hard for Yu Ran and Chu Mian, so give them a round of applause."
Accompanied by the long and melodious bell for the end of get out of class, the two of them finally sat down with a sigh of relief, and felt tired at the same time.
On the way to the cafeteria, Yu Ran raised his arm and walked on Chu Mian's shoulder, and said, "You don't feel sleepy in Chinese class, why don't you thank me?"
Chu Mian nodded perfunctorily, kept silent, and controlled herself not to look at him.
Yu Ran was very curious about the number of times Chu Mian experienced physiological phenomena, but he couldn't ask directly in front of the two girls, Cui He and Ye Xi, but he couldn't help but show more concern for Chu Mian during the meal, and gave him a lot of trouble. Okra, loofah, beans and other vegetables.
Unfortunately, Chu Mian hated all these things, so she sent them back to Yu Ran intact.
Fang Zhao watched the two chopsticks move back and forth, and asked Yu Ran casually, "Why did you give Chu Mian so many green vegetables?"
Yu Ran casually said: "Aphrodisiac."
Chu Mian's expression froze slightly, and the chopsticks did not move.
The others looked at Yu Ran inexplicably: "Do you care about all this?"
"Hey, we are all brothers, don't be polite to me. Come on, you all eat more."
Yu Ran warmly pinched the okra for the cold-faced Chu Mian, and did not forget to tell him: "Your body is what makes me strong, and my heart is strong; when brothers are of the same heart, their strength can cut through gold."
Ye Xi felt the air in front of her eyes was pink, and asked tentatively: "Yu Ran, you didn't come to class two days ago, did you experience something important?"
The smile on the corner of Yu Ran's mouth faded, he had complicated thoughts, and sighed softly: "Hey, man, growing up will be a little painful for the first time."
He didn't want to fall into memories again, so he hurriedly continued to urge Chu Mian to eat: "You sleep so many times a day, make up for it."
Under the stunned gazes of the surrounding people, Chu Mian slowly put down her chopsticks, raised her head and told Yu Ran solemnly: "I don't need it."
Cui He coughed loudly a few times, and moved away with the dinner plate, "It's time to eat, don't talk about this kind of topic."
Yu Ran nodded hurriedly, Chu Mian saw that the rice in her bowl was covered with a rich green layer, and suddenly lost her appetite.
He couldn't tell whether Yu Ran really cared about his physical condition, or was using it to imply something. Based on Chu Mian's understanding of Ran, he "hints" that such advanced communication skills cannot be mastered by Muggles, but he doesn't understand why Yu Ran is suddenly interested in strange aspects.
... Is the "system version" going to be updated? Chu Mian was confused.
Not long after the start of school, the first grade issued a brand new spring and summer school uniform, boys uniform tie, girls skirt tie. Although this style that is in line with international standards has surprised many students, it is not convenient to exercise after all. The school only allows everyone to wear this set on some important occasions, and the black sportswear is still uniform in normal times.
And the first "important occasion" of this semester is the Arbor Day mobilization meeting. The first and second graders were required to wear dark blue uniforms and gather in the auditorium.
Yu Ran didn't know how to wear a tie, so he simply tucked a button into his neckline. The neat uniform wrapped him around him, and there was no seriousness to speak of. But fortunately, he has a slender figure and a handsome face. Even if he is dressed loosely, he is still the focus of the crowd.
"Arbor Day has a fucking mobilization meeting? I haven't seen a holiday on this day." Yu Ran waited in line to be seated, and whispered to Fang Zhao, "But I really like Arbor Day, a green festival. very healthy."
"Why are you pulling up your trousers again? The size of this school uniform doesn't fit you well?" Fang Zhao stretched out his hands and touched Yu Ran's waist, "Damn it, it's so thin."
When the head teacher saw Yu Ran, he immediately came over to fix his tie and reminded him: "This meeting will be videotaped, and our class is in the first row. You can sit down and don't move around, do you hear me?"
"Oh oh oh."
Yu Ran clutched the waistband of his trousers, followed the team closely to the front row, opened the seat and sat firmly.
After all classes were seated in an orderly manner, the meeting officially began. Yu Ran remembered the teacher's words, sat upright in front of the camera, and looked straight ahead.
In the first half of the meeting, he maintained a good attitude, but when it was the turn of the student representatives to speak later, he was a little slack.
"The following are the representatives of the first-grade students." After the host announced the curtain, everyone's eyes were focused on the young man who was walking on the stage.
The uniform can bring out Chu Mian's wide shoulders and long legs better than the sports jacket, showing the perfect proportion of the figure. He walked to the microphone stand in the center of the stage without squinting, looked at the auditorium, raised the height of the stand calmly, and then spoke draft.
"Teachers, students, good morning." Chu Mian was expressionless, and her eyes finally found Yu Ran's position, "In the beautiful season of spring and renewal of Vientiane, we have ushered in the annual national voluntary duty again. Arbor Day—"
After reciting the first sentence, it was rare for him to forget the words, and he quickly lowered his head and began to unfold the manuscript.
Yu Ran slowly relaxed, completely forgetting Bai Yuzhu's previous instructions, lazily leaning against the backrest, concentrating on admiring Chu Mian's appearance on the stage, handsome and capable.
He was engrossed in watching, and the center of gravity of his body moved back unconsciously. When he was relaxing, the seat suddenly sank, and before he could open his mouth to make a sound, he followed the chair and fell down.
Fang Zhao only heard some movement nearby, turned his face, and suddenly found Yu Ran sandwiched in the middle of the foldable seat, with his legs hanging outside.
Yu Ran froze for a moment, remembering that there was still a camera shooting nearby, so he didn't dare to move. In this way, it blends with the seat quietly and seamlessly.
"Building an ecological homeland is not only our common pursuit, but also our glorious mission. Let us act immediately—" Chu Mian casually glanced down the stage when she was about to finish reading the manuscript, and saw Yu who was folded in the middle of the folding seat. burn.
Chu Mian was choked by the air in her mouth and coughed twice, blushing and holding back her laughter, finished reading her speech hastily, saluted and stepped off the stage.
After the mobilization meeting was over, Yu Ran, with the help of his classmates, struggled to get out of the front and rear pincers of the seats, and lined up out of the auditorium with his trousers waist up.
Chu Mian has already returned to the team, with a brown string in her hand, throwing it to Yu Ran, "Just use it."
Yu Ran took it without knowing why, and then tied it tightly to his arm.
Chu Mian tore it off, "I let you use it as a belt."
"Oh."
Yu Ran looked at Chu Mian, smiled at him, and commented on the uniform: "It suits you so well."
Chu Mian rolled up the speech script in her hand into a thin tube, didn't look at Yu Ran, and just said, "You too."
Yu Ran tightened the string, seeing no one around, quickly grabbed Chu Mian's arm, and quietly pulled him closer to him.
Chu Mian's heart sank.
Then, he heard Yu Ran ask in a low voice: "How many times do you change your underwear a day?"
Chu Mian subconsciously pretended that she didn't hear clearly, "Huh?"
Yu Ran felt that his way of asking questions was very subtle, and those who understood would naturally understand. Unexpectedly, Chu Mian, as an adolescent boy, would ask him, "What do you mean?"
"It's... that word to describe falling asleep, what is it?" Several words appeared in Yu Ran's mind, such as "fine", "sleep", "ejaculation" and "flow", but he couldn't arrange them as quickly as possible into the correct name.
After thinking anxiously for a moment, he suddenly understood, and asked Chu Mian in a straightforward way: "Do you usually lay a lot of eggs?"
Chu Mian murmured in surprise, "I don't have that function."
"Really?" Yu Ran quickly glanced at Chu Mian's school uniform pants, "You can hold it back, no wonder it's so big."
Chu Mian was just about to try to adjust her thoughts to be on the same frequency as him, when Yu Ran snorted and said, "Oh, it's just false prosperity."