"Yu Ran's brain is really not very good."
Chu Mian pondered for a long time before telling Cui He these words in a serious manner. The other party gnawed on the apple and asked nonchalantly, "Huh? You just know?"
"He named one of his wisdom teeth after me." Chu Mian said truthfully, but omitted the word "little".
Cui He heard from the phone that Chu Mian was complaining, so he comforted him perfunctorily: "This shows that you are very important to Ran, isn't it like this in TV dramas where you name your child after the benefactor's name?" Name—you are equivalent to Yu Ran's son!"
Her impeccable logic left Chu Mian speechless, and hung up the phone as if turning off the ignition.
Every other month, Chu Mian would feed the snakes and take out the frozen mice from the storage freezer for Fiona to swallow. The young, hairless frozen mouse is only the size of a palm, pink all over, with wrinkled facial features. Chu Mian wanted to name it "Yu Xiaoran" like revenge, and then threw it into the snake box.
But when Fiona started eating frozen mice, Chu Mian couldn't bear it anymore, and silently canceled the name in her heart.
Chu Mian found a box of metronidazole in the medicine box at home, and gave it to Yu Ran the next day, telling him to take it on time.
Biology courses were set up in the second year of high school. After the textbooks were distributed, the vigorous boys actively read the units of human physiology knowledge, and gathered together to exaggerate and exclaim.
But what caught everyone's eyes even more was the teacher, who was young and beautiful, with outstanding temperament. In order to establish her prestige in front of the students, she purposely pretended to be fierce with a stern smile. In fact, this kind of bravado made it easier for the students to tease her.
And the person who took the lead in "bullying" the teacher was Yu Ran.
"Chu Mian, look at the correction tape I just bought." Yu Ran handed it over to show it. It was a black rectangle, and the front was designed in the style of a mobile phone interface.
Chu Mian was listening to the class seriously, and said casually, "It looks good."
Yu Ran laughed "hehe" and told him his plan: "When Teacher Hao comes over, I will take this correction tape and pretend to play with my phone, and she will definitely confiscate it!"
This kind of childish prank made Chu Mian couldn't help but glance at him, "You are really boring."
Yu Ran was eager to try, and immediately lowered his head while holding the correction tape, and deliberately straightened his body, trying to attract the attention of the biology teacher.
But he sat in the last row, but the young teacher liked to interact with the students in the front row, because they were more active in answering the questions and could relieve her tension. Yu Ran pretended for a few minutes, but he didn't see the teacher walking this way, so he had to touch Chu Mian with his elbow.
"Chu Mian, raise your hand and ask the question, let the teacher come over."
"I have no questions to ask."
"Oh! Hurry up and cooperate with me." Yu Ran urged him, "Please, I will reward you with Mentos, super cool mint."
Chu Mian was constantly disturbed by him, so she reluctantly found a difficulty in the notes and raised her hand to the teacher.
Yu Ran quickly lowered his head and pretended to be playing with his mobile phone, ready to go.
Sure enough, when the teacher came down, the first thing the teacher saw was Yu Ran's head buried in a smile, his hands were off the table, and the frequency of his arms shaking was very similar to typing on a mobile phone.
She usually called Yu Ran by name in class, and this time she didn't hesitate: "Yu Ran, stop playing with your phone! Hurry up and write questions!"
Yu Ran raised his face in a panic, his voice was innocent: "I don't, teacher..."
"What are you holding in your hand? Lift it up and let me see!"
Yu Ran was brave and fearless, and immediately raised his arms high, showing them to everyone like holding a torch of freedom.
He succeeded now, and said loudly with confidence: "This is a correction tape!"
The students looked up and found that it was a correction tape in the shape of a mobile phone. They immediately understood that Yu Ran must be deliberately joking to punish the teacher.
Yu Ran pretended to cover his heart in grief, "Teacher, you wronged me, I didn't play with my mobile phone! I also copied... and finished writing all the questions. I declare that you are not Teacher Hao, you are a bad teacher, and the heavy snow in September symbolizes For my grievances..."
The whole class roared with laughter, and Teacher Hao's face was brilliant. She gritted her teeth to prevent herself from laughing, and threw several chalk stubs at Yu Ran.
Yu Ran kept hiding beside Chu Mian, dodging and dodging, almost sticking to Chu Mian's body. He smelled the sweet and fragrant shower gel scent on the boy's neck, couldn't hold it back for a while, lowered his head and sniffed a little more before leaving.
Chu Mian was taken aback by his small movements.
Yu Ran was not always making trouble during class, and occasionally he listened carefully. For example, when the teacher said, "Schleiden and Schwann were the founders of the cell theory", Yu Ran would keep talking to himself, "I'm disappointed, I'm sorry for you." I'm so disappointed"; when the teacher said "the chemical bond connecting two amino acid molecules is called a peptide bond", Yu Ran would whisper casually, "Why isn't it called Fang Zhao?"
Yu Ran will not let go of any words with homonyms and ambiguities. In Chu Mian's view, this behavior is no different from that of elementary school students.
So, every time there was a biology class test, Yu Ran didn't know the standard answers, and stared at the questions in a daze, thinking hard.
"The most abundant fresh weight of organisms is 'water', and the most abundant dry weight is—"
Yu Ran thought carefully and wrote "meat" neatly.
In the class test, if you make more than three mistakes, you will have to retake the test. Yu Ran has become a frequent visitor to the biology office, even more times than Chinese repetitions. Fortunately, Fang Zhao is the class representative, and he often comes to cover for him and remind him of the answers.
Yu Ran returned to the classroom after the exam, and kept his promise to give Chu Mian two packs of Mentos mints.
Chu Mian has always been very disciplined in class. She does not play with her mobile phone or eat snacks, but only sleeps and drinks water. But he would try his best to finish what Yu Ran gave him on the spot, otherwise Yu Ran would keep urging him and wonder if he didn't like it, so he would give more next time.
Chu Mian often picks up one or two of them intentionally or unintentionally and puts them in her mouth to chew. She eats them all in one afternoon, and her throat starts to hurt a little during self-study at night, and her voice becomes a little hoarse.
Others couldn't hear the nuances of his voice, but Yu Ran reacted strongly. He grabbed Chu Mian's shoulder with concern and asked, "What's wrong? Is it because of eating too much sugar? Do you want to drink water? Shut up, don't talk!"
Chu Mian hesitated to speak, Yu Ran got up and went to the canteen to buy several bottles of Baisui Mountain for him, thinking that drinking more expensive mineral water would help his throat recover.
Cui He felt that Yu Ran was making a big fuss, "Chu Mian's voice has changed? No, it's just a little dumb."
"Ordinary people like you can't hear the difference, damn it, Chu Mian was originally—" Yu Ran thought about how to praise Chu Mian, "That's the voice of a magpie!"
Cui He corrected him: "Nightingale, nightingale. You might as well be the throat kissed by an angel."
Yu Ran shook his head in disgust, "That angel's mouth is too long."
After Chu Mian drank half a bottle of water, she lay down on the table and took a nap. When he woke up, he suddenly found that Yu Ran was lying on the table, his face was facing him, and his eyes were still open.
The two lay face to face, Yu Ran blinked twice, slowly moved closer to Chu Mian, and asked in a low voice, "Does your Tian Lai Ting still hurt?"
"..." Chu Mian cleared her throat and nodded.
Most of Yu Ran's arms are on Chu Mian's table, and the two faces are very close to each other, and they can clearly see each other's distinct eyelashes. It was the end of get out of class time, and the atmosphere in the classroom was quite noisy, but Chu Mian was not affected at all, and his thoughts and minds were all focused on Yu Ran's handsome face.
Especially when the two of them looked at each other silently, he could clearly feel the subtle admiration between them, which was intertwined in the air through the overlapping of gentle eyes.
Yu Ran sighed softly, straightened up, and put his arms around Chu Mian's shoulders.
"Then I'll give you toothpaste next time. It's all mint flavored, so you don't have to swallow it." He sincerely expressed his concern, and patted Chu Mian with his palm.
Chu Mian immediately changed her eyes, shook off his arm, and buried herself in sleep.
Sure enough, it is impossible for Yu Ran to perceive the "ambiguous" atmosphere normally, it is simply a fantasy. Chu Mian began to regret that she actually had such expectations for Ran, as long as he could calm down a bit and stop making people angry with nonsense, he should be relieved and congratulated.
Chu Mian went back and drank the loquat cream, after a few sleeps, when she woke up, her voice was back to normal.
In order for Yu Ran to stop running to the office to retake the exam during the big breaks, Chu Mian specially taught him biological knowledge in the self-study class, "Everyone learns from the beginning, you must lay the foundation well this semester, otherwise you will wait After a long time, I will not be able to keep up with tutoring."
Yu Ran agreed with "hmmm", and Chu Mian explained in detail from the first unit, during which he also asked questions about Ran in combination with the previous class quiz.
"What is formed by the dehydration condensation of two amino acids?"
"I will do this." Yu Ran was full of confidence, "It's a second child."
"Dipeptide." Chu Mian clicked his tongue, and asked again: "Who is the founder of the cell theory? You said it in class, do you remember?"
"I remember." Yu Ran nodded, "Shi Wan and that who... Shrek?"
"Schleiden."
"Oh oh oh." Yu Ran repeated, "Sheraton."
Chu Mian continued to speak patiently, and stared at Yu Ran who wrote the molecular formula of dehydration condensation correctly twice before entering the next knowledge point.
Seeing that get out of class was about to end, Chu Mian felt that Yu Ran would run around again, so he sped up his speech a little, and accidentally added an extra consonant after "cell". As a result, when Yu Ran heard it, he not only laughed non-stop, but also deliberately imitated it a few times.
"Chu Mian'er." Yu Ran also changed his name, laughing loudly.
Although Yu Ran's wisdom teeth were still inflamed, his words did not decrease at all, "Chu Mian'er, do you know where Fang Zhao has gone? He went to the toilet!"
"Chu Mian'er, why can you understand me in class?"
Chu Mian said, "I previewed it."
"You are serious in every class? Don't you get distracted?"
"I'll go too." Chu Mian couldn't get used to him deliberately slurring his voice, and covered one ear.
Yu Ran asked again: "Then what do you think about when your mind wanders?"
Chu Mian didn't answer. He put down his hand, turned his head silently, and looked directly at Ran's face without saying a word.
Yu Ran was still asking questions at first, but after being stared at quietly by Chu Mian for almost half a minute, he stopped talking and stared at Chu Mian intently.
Suddenly, he smiled and pointed at Chu Mian again, "Are you distracted now? Hahaha, you can talk in a daze."
Chu Mian clicked her tongue and looked away helplessly.
He was obviously the only one looking at him...but he was still so dull that he didn't notice it. Chu Mian lowered her head, not even bothering to raise her annoyance.
Yu Ran smiled beside him, and felt a little lost when he realized something.
He unconsciously approached Chu Mian and said, "Why are you distracted by me, you don't want to hear what I have to say?"
The gap between Chu Mian's lips was very small, "I've heard everything."
Yu Ran nodded happily, and made a request to him: "Then when you talk to me in the future, can you not think about anything else?"
Chu Mian glanced at him and found that the expectation on his face was too obvious. Chu Mian was in a much better mood, and said in a muffled voice, "Okay."
Satisfied, Yu Ran sat upright and listened to Chu Mian continue to speak.
"Who and Shi Wang are the founders of the cell theory?" Chu Mian asked again.
Yu Ran was caught off guard and replied firmly: "Victor!"
Chu Mian threw the pen away, and came to understand: "You are the one who keeps distracted when listening to other people's words. I have told you this sentence at least three times."
Yu Ran didn't have enough confidence to defend himself, so he nodded and admitted.
Chu Mian talked for a long time, her mouth was dry, and she couldn't help but softly said to Ran before drinking water: "Thinking about it all day long."
The original intention was to blame, but it was a little more gentle when it came out of his mouth.
After hearing this, Yu Ran hastily argued: "I'm not thinking about it, I'm just thinking about you—"
Before the words fell, Yu Ran realized that such words should not be said casually, and Lei Gong is above, severely punishing the wicked.
Fortunately, he had an idea, and added half a sentence after "I'm just thinking about you": "...how come your uncle's light is so bright."
The water in Chu Mian's mouth almost choked out, and a few drops of water slowly slid down the corners of his lips, making his face turn red.