Today, the Foolish Scum Gong Screwed Me Over Again
沙雕渣攻今天又渣了我
Author: 红口白牙
Latest: Chapter 91
Status: Completed
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Genres: Romance, Mystery, Comedy
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Qiu Yanzhi was a jaded university student who came across a popular virtual reality dating simulator. One capture target in particular, He Zhou, caught his eye immediately.
But why was this guy such an as*hole for no reason?? Game devs, WTF were you thinking???
But for some reason Qiu Yanzhi stuck around. He found that He Zhou wasn’t so bad after all. Qiu Yanzhi had fun in game, basking in the warmth and affection missing from his real life.
That was, until he couldn’t log out anymore.
Trapped inside the game, Qiu Yanzhi saw only one way out: seducing the capture target to complete the main storyline.
And if that meant he had to pretend, to lie, to scheme and deceive?
He would do it.
After all…
This was just a game, right?
所有人都觉得邱言至贱得受人唾弃，贱得没有自尊。
包括渣攻本人。
.
后来有一天。
渣攻：“邱言至。滚出去。”
邱言至微微仰着头，眼中雾气弥漫，嘴唇看起来苍白的厉害，他声音喑哑，因为恐惧而不由自主的轻颤着：“贺、贺洲…我…我…我不离开你…我不走——”
渣攻冷笑一声，摔门而出。
…
然后忘带钱包。
回家一看，贱受狠命往眼睛里挤眼药水，挤完后对着墙壁歇斯底里：
“贺洲…贺洲…我爱你…你、不要扔下我…我错了…求你…我爱你啊…”
.
贱受突然笑地打滚：
“诶呀妈呀，这台词太他妈二逼了，贺洲那孙子听了又该以为自个儿多牛逼呢，就他那又渣又蠢的傻逼样儿，除了脸以外一无是处，连技术都他妈烂地掉渣，谁脑子被驴踢了才会喜欢他哈哈哈哈哈…”
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然后贱受滚到了渣攻脚下。
贱受脸色变成了白的。
渣攻脸色变成了赤橙黄绿青蓝紫。
场面一度十分尴尬。
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注：1V1，HE，伪科幻
极端攻控受控慎入，应评论区要求，该文又可命名为《沙雕渣受今天又渣了我》: D
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