Today, the Foolish Scum Gong Screwed Me Over Again

Chapter 2

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Rhubarb: "… "

Qiu Yanzhi couldn't help but dance a little: "Did you just see it, did you see it, my fucking tears came out like a faucet, and went back with a bang, and the details are in place! By the way, is there a screen recording? You can play it back for me! I want to see my genius acting again... Is my acting ability to kill the scumbags on those TV series in seconds? I'm so damn good, I should have taken the test at that time. The Academy of Drama, not because of anything else, but because I have this ability hahahaha…”

rhubarb:…

Seeing Da Huang froze, Qiu Yanzhi said, "Why are you stunned, hurry up and show me the screen recording, this might be my debut work..."

Big Yellow Road: "Our company has not yet developed a screen recording function at any time..."

Qiu Yanzhi was a little disappointed and then curled his lips: "Tsk, it's still at the highest level of technology in the world, and there is no screen recording... Your company's game is just average."

"So-so?" Rhubarb said bitterly, "You look at this tree, this flower, this dog's tail grass, this level of truth, can you still call it so-so?"

Qiu Yanzhi shrugged, turned around and walked back.

"I haven't played any other holographic games."

Da Huang followed behind and babbled: "Then you can play other games and you will know. In comparison, our games are really the best in the industry, and they are almost the same as the real world, okay? …”

Qiu Yanzhi responded perfunctorily: "I know, I know, your company's games are the best and most powerful..."

Da Huang whispered: "Strictly speaking, only this game is the best in our company..."

Qiu Yanzhi smiled.

That being said, Qiu Yanzhi has never played other holographic games at all, but even so, he can still perceive that the quality of this game is absolutely world-class, and it should even exist at the top of the pyramid.

Because this game is realistically no different from the real world, sometimes Qiu Yanzhi is in a daze, and when he comes back to his senses, he almost confuses whether this is a game or reality.

This sentence is no exaggeration. In order to enhance the player's sense of immersion, the model used in this game is the player's real data, which can only be modified and adjusted appropriately. The name is also the player's real name, and the details in the game will also be based on the player's identity. Information has been adjusted.

For example, Qiu Yanzhi's surname is Qiu, and Qiu Yanzhi's father and family in the game are also surnamed Qiu.

The most exciting thing is that this game can only be registered with an ID card, and it is a real 18. Ban game.

After all, it is a holographic simulation game that focuses on love. In the depths of love, some plots are essential.

Therefore, the game's privacy protection for players is also in place. Unless the player presses the emergency alarm, even the background staff of the game will not know anything about what is happening in the game.

Among them, "Rhubarb" is a yellow spherical object with wings, which is a non-living intelligent auxiliary tool in the game, which is used to assist players to complete the game.

Qiu Yanzhi has never been very interested in games, but when he entered the game, he was attracted by a 3D video with a duration of 1 minute and 25 seconds.

Five beautiful men of different shapes came into view in turn.

A talented singer with a gentle voice, a proud school girl with a cold family background, a cold and violent withdrawn painter, a warm and sunny canine apprentice...

It's just that one is better than the other.

Qiu Yanzhi happened to be an extremely vulgar Yangou, looking at one after another, unable to move.

Until the last man slowly opened the door and walked over.

The sound of black leather shoes slowly landed on the marble tiles, and the man in a black high-definition suit slowly buttoned the cufflinks on his left wrist. He raised his head, the graceful line of his lower jaw lifted slightly, and on the bridge of his tall nose were a pair of deep eyes like a cold pool.

He just glanced at Qiu Yanzhi lightly, and Qiu Yanzhi felt that fireworks exploded from his ears.

Crackling, deafening.

Until the end of the video, Qiu Yanzhi couldn't come back to his senses.

He thought vaguely.

Sure enough, it is someone who can only make it with data. In reality, no one can be so handsome.

Qiu Yanzhi's astonishing glance made him lose his soul.

Da Huang floated over to introduce the game to him, but Qiu Yanzhi didn't even bother to listen.

Da Huang: "...It's probably what I said. Since this game does not support simultaneous strategy routes, you can familiarize yourself with the five male protagonists first, and then choose a single strategy route after a month..."

"No." Qiu Yanzhi interrupted him calmly, "I have already chosen the last one, He Zhou."

Da Huang: "I still recommend that you think about it again, you only have a superficial understanding of them now, you can have a deep understanding of the character and background of the characters, and it is not too late to make a decision. If you immediately choose a single strategy route , if you want to change the characters in the future, the cards will be shuffled, and everything will start over."

Qiu Yanzhi raised his head and repeated, "It's him, it won't change."

for a long time after that.

Qiu Yanzhi always felt regretful in his heart whenever he thought of his firmness and decisiveness at this time.

Who would have thought.

President He Da, who has a golden ratio body and perfect appearance.

In fact, it's just a big idiot with an empty skin.

But at that time Qiu Yanzhi didn't realize how important a person's inner being was. He was such a superficial person. He was fascinated by He Zhou's god-level handsome face that made people blush and pant just by looking at him. mind.

Da Huang: "Okay, now you have three Huiyuan cards, you can come to the Huiyuan Pool to draw cards. The Huiyuan Pool is divided into six large pools, the first one is a comprehensive pool, and the other five are character pools."

Qiu Yanzhi chose He Zhou's single-player card pool without hesitation.

Even though Da Huang repeatedly emphasized that the winning probability of SR in the single-player card pool is much lower than that in the comprehensive pool, and the SSR is as low as 0.001%, Qiu Yanzhi did not hesitate at all.

The first one, Qiu Yanzhi won the N card, which is the character card of Miss NPC from the cake shop.

Qiu Yanzhi looked at the card, frowned and asked Da Huang, "Isn't this Hezhou Card Pool? Why are there other people."

Da Huang explained: "Hezhou's cards are limited, and it is impossible to draw Hezhou's character cards every time you draw, but if you work hard, Hezhou's R-rank character cards are actually quite a lot."

"Then what is the use of this N card?"

"...you can get a Portuguese egg tart."

Qiu Yanzhi: "..."

The second one, Qiu Yanzhi won the NH card, which is a supermarket cashier's card.

Got dinner greeting from the cashier.

Qiu Yanzhi: "..."

On the third card, Qiu Yanzhi drew another NH card from a supermarket cashier.

Got a lunch greeting from the cashier.

Seemingly aware of Qiu Yanzhi's frustration, Da Huang comforted:

"Don't worry, Huiyuan cards can be purchased through virtual diamonds in the game. If you draw Hezhou's character card, you will unlock various levels of dating scenarios."

As soon as Qiu Yanzhi thought of Hezhou's face, he felt that his face was hot, and the deer rammed, and he said with an affectionate expression:

"How many diamonds do I have? Take them all! For He Zhou, I am willing to go bankrupt!"

Rhubarb looked happy: "Your current diamond balance is 0, but you can also get diamonds by recharging, and you can get one diamond for every RMB! You can draw a card for as long as RMB 100, and the first charge is 10,000. You must get a Hezhou dating card for RMB! Don’t you feel excited when you think about it? Come and recharge!”

Qiu Yanzhi: "..."

Qiu Yanzhi felt that his face was no longer hot, and the deer no longer bumped: "Oh, that's it, I retired, goodbye."

Poverty makes me ruthless.

Seeing that the situation was not good, Da Huang hurriedly kept Qiu Yanzhi: "Don't go! Don't go! Don't go! In fact, as long as we sign in every day, our Huiyuan card will be given away every two days, and diamonds can also be obtained through daily tasks. of."

"And don't worry, even if you can't draw Hezhou's card, as long as you choose Hezhou, you will have Hezhou's love route. The cards drawn from the card pool are only sidelines and special plots."

Qiu Yanzhi finally relaxed.

Started the journey of prostitution and Buddhist tours.

In completing the daily tasks earnestly every day, Qiu Yanzhi got a lot of useful cards and useless cards.

It looks perfect, the only imperfection is that in the main plot, Hezhou's progress is about 0.

After playing the game for a month, I only touched my little hand twice, but I didn't even kiss it! ! !

and.

It was only then that Qiu Yanzhi realized that He Zhou's temper was bad, and he was a scumbag, no matter how handsome his face was... Qiu Yanzhi's enthusiasm for the game plummeted.

Qiu Yanzhi even had the idea of retreating when he could only see the back of He Zhou coldly leaving in the main mission for a week in a row.

As a result, he just got the Huiyuan card that he had signed in, and he drew it casually.

The stars turn, turn, turn, turn, turn, turn.

Life and death are not flopped.

Qiu Yanzhi waited for a full minute.

The card was turned over.

In an instant, the light shines! A strange golden light burst out from the card! !

Da Huang leaned over and shouted in surprise: "SSR card!!!"

Wait until the golden light finally dissipates.

Qiu Yanzhi was stunned when he looked at the card.

Rhubarb, an intelligent robot, also trembled when he spoke: "... Knot... marriage card?!!!!"

Qiu Yanzhi picked up the card with trembling hands.

He saw a line of instructions written on the card.

Top limited wedding cards.

After marriage, the male protagonist He Zhou and the player can be asked to fulfill their husband and wife obligations.

Qiu Yanzhi only felt that his heart was thumping thumping.

…is it the conjugal duty I… think

In just a moment, the thought of retreating disappeared.

Yes.

Qiu Yanzhi is just so unscrupulous.

Qiu Yanzhi had a kind smile on his face as he recalled. At this moment, he suddenly saw He Zhou walking towards this side and coming back. Before Qiu Yanzhi had time to think about his body, he subconsciously took a few steps back and hid behind him. After a very thick tree.

He Zhou looked a little hurried, looked down at the ground and looked around, as if looking for something.

Qiu Yanzhi also rubbed his face, and a second later it was replaced by a lost face of an abandoned woman.

Unexpectedly, before Qiu Yanzhi started performing, He Zhou had already stopped.

His eyes landed on the lawn beside the cobblestone road. In an instant, his expression softened, and then he squatted down and carefully picked up the things.

It was a somewhat worn silver bell.

When He Zhou's eyes fell, he was almost as tender and tender.

And Qiu Yanzhi, with his ten years of experience watching dog-blooded soap operas, suddenly smelled something bad.

At the same time, He Zhou's cell phone rang again.

Qiu Yanzhi and He Zhou were close, and the surroundings were so quiet that they could hear the voice on the other end of the phone.

It was a warm male voice: "Xiaozhou, I heard that you are married, congratulations."

He Zhou: "... Brother Qi Kang."

The man smiled: "Why don't you call me teacher after so many years?"

He Zhou pursed his lips tightly and did not speak.

The man was silent for a while, and suddenly asked very gently: "That person... do you like it?"

"I don't like it." He Zhou didn't even hesitate, the answer was a straightforward one.

At least hesitate for a moment, brother, is it that Lao Tzu's efforts for so long have no effect

"I'll go back to China tomorrow afternoon." The man said, "Can Xiaozhou come and pick me up?"

Can't! ! ! Qiu Yanzhi roared silently in his heart, he is going to go on honeymoon with Lao Tzu tomorrow morning! ! ! Honeymoon location is set! ! ! ! The easternmost Hongming Island in mainland China! ! ! I heard it is the most beautiful place in the whole game! ! ! Only get married! ! ! Missing is nothing! ! !

"Of course." He Zhou didn't blink.

Qiu Yanzhi's heart was half cold.

He hurriedly took the rhubarb out and asked him if he could go to Hongming Island alone

The result was a negative answer.

Qiu Yanzhi's heart was completely cold.

Lao Tzu's Hongming Island! ! ! ! ! !

He Zhou asked you to die on the spot for Lao Tzu.

Even if you cheat, you dare to deprive Lao Tzu of his vacation! ! ! !

At this moment, He Zhou suddenly turned around, frowned, and shouted sharply, "Who's there!"

Qiu Yanzhi instantly felt that his brain went white, and he forgot to even blink and breathe nervously.

Seeing the sound of He Zhou's footsteps getting closer, Qiu Yanzhi became nervous and shouted tremblingly, "... Meow~"

He Zhou's footsteps stopped.

Qiu Yanzhi breathed a sigh of relief.

Again and again, learn to meow as a cat.

Just when Qiu Yanzhi swelled about why he could even play cat meow so vividly, he heard a bird chirping, and suddenly something fell on Qiu Yanzhi's head.

With hairspray on the head, the perception is not very noticeable.

But the experienced Qiu Yanzhi understood it almost in a fraction of a second.

That's... bird shit.

The so-called misfortune does not come singly, just when Qiu Yanzhi was full of thoughts: "Damn... ****! I have shit on my head! I can't move! Why doesn't He Zhou leave?! Damn! Why is this game so realistic..." , his left arm was suddenly grabbed, and then the man turned him around forcefully, with a cold tone: "Why are you here?"

Qiu Yanzhi's whole body froze. He looked at He Zhou's icy gaze, and then thought of the white bird excrement on his head that could not be ignored. This moment of embarrassment almost made him lose the ability to think.

He opened his mouth slightly, and fixed his hands rigidly to his chest, ready to give a less stupid explanation for his current behavior.

However, when the first note in his throat wobbled and overflowed.

He was defeated.

He was crushed and utterly defeated—

Because he made a faint, shuddering sound of... cat meowing.

The air was quiet for a moment.

He Zhou's eyes gradually became confused.

Qiu Yanzhi wanted to die.