Do I have any disease
Qiu Yanzhi asked himself from the bottom of his heart.
He Zhou looked at the man in front of him.
After his "legitimate spouse" made that weird animal cry, his entire face turned red with embarrassment, and it looked extraordinarily against the red cherry that was standing upright in the middle of his head...
Like a beautiful monkey with an intellectual disability.
He Zhou almost never took a serious look at Qiu Yanzhi's face, but at this time he glanced at it and found that although Qiu Yanzhi looked a little stupid, he was also pretty stupid.
Bright black eyes, flushed face, and even the bright red cherry on top of the black hair.
They're all pretty... dazzling.
It shows all the attributes of Qiu Yanzhi - beautiful, innocent, and hateful.
Qiu Yanzhi gradually became disgusted when he saw He Zhou's confused eyes.
So embarrassed.
Shame.
The "worry wife" who was pushed away in public on the day of the wedding was wearing a bird's feces and barked at people. It was really... crazy enough, scary enough, and stupid.
Just as Qiu Yanzhi stiffened and stretched out his hand to look for a handkerchief in his pocket, He Zhou's hand slowly lifted.
lift up.
one second, two seconds
He Zhou's outstretched hand approached Qiu Yanzhi's head, and Qiu Yanzhi almost held his breath at this moment.
It's getting closer, it's getting closer.
What is he trying to do? Does he want to hit me? what do I do? Let him fight? Still running? ! So fucking tangled... Wait, why did he hit me? Am I going to hide? Want to fight back? Want to cry
Wait until Hezhou's action really falls.
Qiu Yanzhi was shocked.
… FUCKING.
Hezhou.
fly.
Lao Tzu.
overhead.
Birds, shit.
… Qiu Yanzhi's expression became very indescribable.
"No... dirty?" Qiu Yanzhi couldn't help asking.
He Zhou squinted at Qiu Yanzhi with a look of contempt on his face. He clapped his hands and said coldly, "Dirty? Compared to the food given by nature, I'm afraid you are more dirty."
Qiu Yanzhi: …
Food given by nature
Mr. He has a very special taste.
Reminds me of the kiss I just received at the wedding.
Qiu Yanzhi suddenly rolled in his stomach.
Qiu Yanzhi wiped his lips with the back of his hand, and in order to stabilize his mind, he hinted to himself: ... It's okay, it's okay, don't make a fuss, maybe the world is set like this, maybe President He's taste is a little more curious, yes The people who are so perverted that they eat monkey brains alive, what's wrong with eating bird feces, maybe the life of President He Da is so plain and boring...
"vomit..."
Qiu Yanzhi couldn't hold back, he leaned against the wall and retched.
He Zhou frowned, took a step back in disgust, and sneered coldly: "Be careful outside, people who don't know think you're pregnant."
Qiu Yanzhi's whole body trembled, the setting of this game is too crazy! ! Even if a man can get married, even if the rich like to eat bird shit, could it be that a man can still get pregnant? ! !
He looked up at He Zhou, his eyes were full of tears because of the retching just now, and his body was shaking: "… In this world, can men get pregnant too? Me… Can I too?"
Qiu Yanzhi felt that the world was spinning, and involuntarily touched his stomach.
"not mine."
He Zhou blurted out and took a step back.
Qiu Yanzhi: …
Hezhou: …
There was an eerie silence between the two.
Qiu Yanzhi was the first to break the silence: "Cough... I'm not... I'm not pregnant."
"I know." He Zhou also seemed to realize the gaffe he just made, he paused, "You won't be pregnant."
"why?!"
Qiu Yanzhi was not happy about this.
It's one thing that he doesn't want to get pregnant, it's another thing that he can't get pregnant.
In this world where men can get pregnant, why can't he get pregnant
Do you discriminate against players? !
It's as if he didn't want to eat a small cake, but after the teacher came in and gave each classmate a piece, he didn't give it to him, which made people very angry.
He Zhou glanced at him and said, "Qiu Yanzhi, are you a woman disguised as a man, transgender, intersex, or transgender?"
Qiu Yanzhi was stunned for a moment, then shook his head.
He Zhou: "Then you suffer from intellectual disability?"
Qiu Yanzhi widened his eyes: "No!"
He Zhou: "Give me a report on your intelligence before tomorrow."
Qiu Yanzhi: …
Qiu Yanzhi looked at He Zhou, and after holding it for a long time, he said, "I'm not mentally retarded."
He Zhou: "It's up for discussion."
Qiu Yanzhi was angry, and the consequences were very serious. He didn't want to take into account the other party's self-esteem that he didn't know whether he was weak or not, and said angrily, "You are a bird feces eater, what qualifications do you have to suspect that I am mentally retarded?!"
"Because you, a man, still suspects that he will be pregnant!" He Zhou blurted out, unable to bear it any longer.
Wait a moment.
He Zhou narrowed his eyes: "What to eat? What nonsense are you talking about?!"
Oh, still don't admit it.
Qiu Yanzhi was about to laugh angrily.
at this time.
After a bird chirping, a familiar touch appeared on the top of his head.
Hold.
Does the top of Lao Tzu's head look like a toilet
Qiu Yanzhi scolded all three generations of the bird's ancestors in one second.
At this time, Qiu Yanzhi didn't care whether it was dirty or not, he reached out his hand and grabbed it on his head, grabbed the thing in his hand, and stretched it out in front of He Zhou.
"No, bird shit, don't you like to eat it? Eat it!"
He Zhou was silent for a while.
Qiu Yanzhi was a little triumphant: "Why, you have nothing to say?"
He Zhou seemed to sigh: "Before tomorrow, in addition to the intelligence report, give me another vision report."
Qiu Yanzhi was stunned for a moment, then looked down.
In the middle of his palm was a big bright red cherry.
Qiu Yanzhi's mouth twitched.
Standing there for a long time.
Until He Zhou left with a mocking expression.
Until the third cherry smashed down.
"That..." A faint voice sounded, and a yellow head poked out of the grass in front of him.
Da Huang said weakly: "Would you like to change the station? It will be smashed... This is a small program for setting the environment, and cherries will drop every three minutes... Also... Let me remind... People have a A little bit a little bit... a collapse... just a little bit, it's not serious, you must not be stressed... "
Although Qiu Yanzhi has only played this game for a month.
But in the whole game background, his character is an infatuated teenager who has had a crush on He Zhou since childhood.
Rhubarb said that too much difference in the behavior of the characters before and after may cause the NPC program to crash.
Qiu Yanzhi turned his head to look at Da Huang with a stern smile on his face.
"I've never collapsed."
"Any action of Lao Tzu is enriching this stupid character."
… Wait a moment.
It's like scolding myself.
Seven or eight versions have been circulated about He Zhou's speech at the wedding and leaving with a black face.
The wedding banquet was grand and grand, but it ended with a joke in the end.
Qiu Yanzhi, the youngest son of the Qiu clan, is enough to become the laughing stock and talking point of the people of the whole country in the second half of the year.
Qiu Yan didn't care, but Qiu Qingcang's face turned green with anger.
Qiu Yanzhi lowered his head and was trained by him for 20 minutes. Finally, he was a little tired. He staggered a bit and slowly fell down with his eyes closed.
After Zhong Yabai saw it, he hurriedly stretched out his hand to hold it, and Qiu Yanzhi looked at Qiu Qingcang with a pale face as if he had suddenly woken up.
Zhong Yabai has always been soft-hearted. Seeing Qiu Yanzhi's appearance, his eyes turned red, and he said to Qiu Yanqingcang: "It's okay, it's okay, just say a few words, what else do you want to do, what's wrong with Yanyan? The words are also very pitiful…”
Zhong Yabai began to lower his head and wipe his tears as he spoke: "... I like someone who doesn't love him, what can he do? When something like this happened at the wedding, Yan Yan felt bad in his heart, you don't know. Comfort the child, only know how to kill him... How come you don't know how to feel bad for the child at all... "
Qiu Yanzhi looked at Zhong Yabo, suddenly a little dazed.
At the wedding, after he was pushed away, when he went to chase He Zhou, Zhong Yabo was clearly angry, and scolded him for not having self-esteem, but now she was pretending to be a little weaker, and she felt extremely distressed.
…really a good mother.
To a certain extent, there is also the factor of Zhong Yabo who supports Qiu Yanzhi to continue to play this game seriously.
When Zhong Yabai laughed, his eyes looked like Qiu Yanzhi's mother.
"Mom." Qiu Yanzhi shouted softly, "I'm a little tired and want to take a rest."
When Qiu Yanzhi returned to the room, he really lay down on the bed and slept for a while.
He really fell asleep this time.
Although this is just a game, the reproducibility and realism are amazing.
There is almost no difference between a break in the game and a break in reality.
So much so that when he woke up and saw He Zhou, he was in a trance for a moment.
Hezhou
How did he get out of the game
nice.
Any stop there is like a pictorial.
As expected of the man that Lao Tzu saw at a glance.
"I have something to tell you." He Zhou's voice was cold.
Only then did Qiu Yanzhi react - this is still in the game.
Qiu Yanzhi rubbed his eyes and sat up from the bed. Since he had just woken up, his voice was subconsciously mixed with softness: "What did you say?"
He Zhou's eyes sank: "Put your clothes on, don't try to seduce me, and don't act like a spoiled brat to me."
Qiu Yanzhi: "..."
Who the fuck seduced you? ! Who the fuck is pissing you off? !
Qiu Yanzhi lowered his head and glanced at it. Two buttons of his pajamas were ripped open while he was sleeping, and they hung loosely on his body, revealing a large piece of snow-white skin on his left shoulder.
Qiu Yanzhi lowered his head, unhurriedly buttoned the button, then looked up at He Zhou, his voice returned to his original voice: "What do you want to say?"
"Honeymoon trip, you go alone."
Although he had expected it, Qiu Yanzhi still cooperated with a stunned and hurt expression: "...Why?"
He Zhou didn't hide it: "Tomorrow, I have a very important friend who is going back to China, and I'm going to pick him up."
Qiu Yanzhi's slender and fair fingers clung to the quilt tightly, his eyes were slightly red, and his voice was trembling: "... What friend is more important than me?"
He Zhou lifted his eyelids to look at him, his tone was cold: "Of course it's more important than you."
Qiu Yanzhi: "..."
Qiu Yanzhi said in his heart: Oh, my old mother, the acting is too much. In He Zhou's eyes, I am like a piece of grass, not even a rotten wife. There is no need to use such a sad and desolate tone of self-humiliation. .
Qiu Yanzhi looked up at He Zhou: "... He Zhou, we are already married. I am your legal partner. In your heart, do I still have no weight at all?"
He Zhou sneered: "Qiu Yanzhi, you should know best how this wedding came about."
Of course Qiu Yanzhi knew.
Even if you get a marriage card, but because your favorability is not enough, you can only force the marriage through special methods, and you will love the plot after marriage.
Therefore, the script that was automatically generated in the final card was that He Zhou was drunk, and when he woke up the next day, Qiu Yanzhi was naked and lying on He Zhou's bed.
At the same time, due to the shortage of funds in Hezhou's company, Qiu Qingcang proposed the condition of withdrawing the capital if he did not get married, and making additional investment if he got married, forcibly forcing Hezhou to get married.
Those who knew the inside story were all scolding Qiu Yanzhi for being shameless.
"He Zhou." Qiu Yanzhi slowly got off the bed and stood barefoot on the smooth wooden floor.
He slowly unbuttoned a button on his shirt, exposing a large area of snow-white skin on his neck.
Qiu Yanzhi turned his body slightly, his fingertips touched a slightly brown scar, he asked softly, "Do you remember what this is?"
The scar was particularly dazzling on Qiu Yanzhi's snow-white skin. He Zhou just glanced at it lightly and looked away: "Did you pinch yourself that night?"
... guessed wrong, the card was automatically generated for him, I didn't expect it! The ssr card is still a one-stop service.
"This is a tooth mark." Qiu Yanzhi reluctantly pulled the corner of his lower lip, "You bit it."
Qiu Yanzhi's breathing was a little unsteady, he shuddered slightly and gathered up his clothes, looked up at He Zhou, but his light brown eyes were calm: "You were drunk that day, I just wanted to help you to the bed, who knew you ... Do you really think this is all planned by me, this kind of place... How could I make a tooth mark... What did you think of me. I just remember that when I wanted to die in pain, you were there Shout out other people's names."
He Zhou's body suddenly froze.
"What did you say?" he asked almost word for word.
"Qi Kang." Qiu Yanzhi seemed to smile, "That's the name. You call him Brother Qi Kang."
Qiu Yanzhi reached out and wiped away his tears, but it seemed as if he couldn't wipe it clean: "Do you like him that much... I still have nightmares every day now. You are clearly hurting me, but you shouted loudly. With someone else's name, I feel like my soul and body are being torn apart... Every time I have this nightmare, I'm thinking... You might as well kill me."
"You lied." He Zhou looked at Qiu Yanzhi coldly.
Qiu Yanzhi lowered his eyelids: "Whether I lied or not, you know best, don't you?"
"You're going to pick up the plane... just pick him up, right. I won't stop you." Qiu Yanzhi's eyes were red and his voice became hoarse, "I just want to ask, He Zhou... I'm in your eyes. , is there even the slightest bit of a place?"
He Zhou looked at Qiu Yanzhi blankly. When Qiu Yanzhi was about to reach out and touch his hand, he pushed Qiu Yanzhi away and frowned, "Go away."
At this moment, Qiu Yanzhi suddenly stood up from the bed with all his might, and then threw himself down on He Zhou.
He Zhou was about to scold something when he heard a loud bang, and the chandelier on the ceiling slammed down!
The moment Qiu Yanzhi was hit by the chandelier, he let out a shrill scream. Due to the severe pain, even his facial features were distorted. In the end, his entire brain became blank due to the pain. The upper right corner of the phone hit the top of his head, and the blood gushed down from his hair, dripping down He Zhou's face along his chin.
When the warm blood splashed on He Zhou's face, He Zhou froze.
It seemed that two drops of blood had splattered on his eyelashes, so that when he opened his eyes and looked at Qiu Yanzhi, it was a hazy red.
When he was in a trance, a memory from previous years suddenly rushed in, almost tearing him apart.
He Zhou's hands and feet were cold, and his whole body trembled slightly.
Due to Qiu Yanzhi's protection, He Zhou was only slightly injured.
After a simple dressing, it is now fine.
Qiu Yanzhi was in a coma after the operation.
Zhong Yabai came out of the ward with red eyes. He raised his head to look at He Zhou, but quickly looked away, wiped his tears and said.
"Go in and have a look."
He Zhou pushed open the door and walked in.
Qiu Yanzhi was lying alone in the empty ward, his entire face still bloodless.
Qiu Yanzhi seemed to be sleeping poorly.
There was a faint sweat on his forehead, his lips were squirming slightly, and he didn't know what he was talking about.
He Zhou leaned over and leaned over, only to hear that he was calling his name.
He Zhou's heart suddenly flooded with very complicated emotions.
He knew that Qiu Yanzhi liked him, but he didn't expect to like him so much.
Brother Qi Kang is also very good to him.
But Qi Kang did not love him.
Qiu Yanzhi loved him.
Qiu Yanzhi loved him miserably.
The author has something to say: Qiu Yanzhi: No, I don't love you either. :D