After a while, the grass python hero came back to his senses: "You hit the male lead with a pillow, how did the male lead react?"
"He ran away."
The grass python hero thought about the scene, and almost choked on his saliva.
"Run, ran away?" He was puzzled, scratched his head and said, "This is not like the hero's style, even if you are his master, you can't bear such a shameful thing. He didn't do anything ?”
Hehe, how is it possible, that traitor kissed me, okay
But Xie Zhiwei was desperate for face, so he definitely wouldn't be so honest, so he just gave a vague "um".
The grass python hero was puzzled: "Then you smashed it, so what's there to be angry about? That's the great god Mu Qian at the center of the full text."
Xie Zhiwei couldn't help sneering: "Hehe, it's just a couple of hits, nothing hurts or itches can make up for it."
"Make up for it?" Hero Cao Mang was a little confused, "But the idol, you gave me the Qingping Sword and the cheat book, and now you are really poor, what else can the male lead have in mind for you."
Xie Zhiwei: "..."
How naive, brother still has the dignity of being a man!
The grass python hero said: "Forget it idol, since you can't explain clearly, you should authorize me to read it myself. This is more direct. I can also help you analyze the problem."
"Wait a minute!" Xie Zhiwei slapped his forehead, "I'm so confused, this... can't be shown to you."
I have lingering fears in my heart, I almost forgot, if I give him the authorization, won't the rebel's all kinds of treachery against him this day be seen? Where is this old face
Xie Zhiwei took a deep breath and said, "Let me tell you myself."
The grass python hero rushed to flatter: "Okay, I believe that you, the idol, will be able to explain the ins and outs clearly."
So Xie Zhiwei gushed like a flood that opened the gate, from Mu Yu showing his handwriting in Zen Buddhism, to Mu Yu's arrest of Bai Yu and Bai Jian's various tortures, to Qiu Chongyun asking him to pretend to be Chi Yan, and finally Mu Yu Kill him as a sacrifice.
The grass python hero was tongue-tied: "There are ups and downs, but in just one month, you have experienced so much as an idol, I can't even write such a brain-intensive one. And then what?"
Xie Zhiwei said: "Don't interrupt, and then I ran away, and before I ran out of Daozong, I was stopped by Cheese. The mask was broken by him, let the hero see, and then I can't control it."
"What kind of uncontrollable law?"
Xie Zhiwei said word by word: "The hero said he likes me."
There was silence on the opposite side, followed by a slight "click" sound, which was vaguely the sound of a dislocated jaw.
This reaction was all expected by Xie Zhiwei, he asked blankly: "Hey, Hero Grass Python, are you alive?"
After a while, the voice of the grass python hero came again, but it was already a little trembling.
"Yes, yes." Hero Cao Python swallowed hard, managed to stabilize his mind, and said with a dry smile: "There is nothing wrong with it. It is common for Master to be liked by his disciples. It shows that you are very successful as a teacher and won a lot of attention. Apprentice loves it."
Xie Zhiwei was silent.
The grass python hero laughed dryly again: "Why doesn't the idol speak? Does my analysis make more sense?"
Xie Zhiwei nodded: "You are right, he loves and respects me."
"Hey hey, that's good, that's good, you don't have to worry about him yelling at you."
"So he ripped off my clothes, groped me, and rubbed me with a black lotus. Oh yes, he even kissed me, the way he stuck out his tongue. This is the way the disciple likes the master. Nothing wrong."
Grass python hero: "..."
Xie Zhiwei said: "Hero Grass Python, speak."
After another long time, there was a dumb voice from the opposite side: "He... ripped off your clothes, touched you, used black lotus to help you masturbate, and even stuck out his tongue to kiss you?"
Young man, I can understand your feelings. As the person involved, I am more confused than you. Shocking is shocking, you don't have to repeat it so carefully, okay
Xie Zhiwei's head was full of black lines: "Yes."
The grass python hero stumbled a lot in his speech: "I'm just... why... Could it be... Could it be..."
Xie Zhiwei said impatiently: "Could you stop being so subtle in your speech and speak more clearly, what's wrong with you?"
Grass Mang hero suddenly became serious: "Idol, you smashed the male lead, and the system didn't remind you ooc. Have you checked your presence index recently?"
Xie Zhiwei sneered: "It's all down to this point, who cares about the presence index? I didn't know that your hero has hidden gay attributes. Tell me, can this plot continue..."
Suddenly, his eyes went dark.
Followed by a cold metal prompt: "Hello, you have entered the system for a single time limit of 20 minutes. In order to prevent malicious escape from the plot, the system will be forced to shut down."
Xie Zhiwei: WTF? ?
But the system didn't care about his feelings, so it just hung up.
Xie Zhiwei sat up from the bed all of a sudden, almost gasping for breath. He tried to knock on the grass python hero again, but the broken system kept saying "Today's upper limit is full, please try again tomorrow."
Try your sister, the day lily is cold!
Xie Zhiwei wandered around for a long time, and suddenly remembered the last sentence Hero Cao Mang said to him just now.
It's true that he hasn't looked at the presence index for a while, and he sneered and frowned this day, and threw the pillow, and the system didn't even fart, something was really wrong.
He turned on the system and saw that the last star was half lit. When checking the permissions in detail, the system sounded: "Hello, congratulations, you have reached 4.5 stars, and 99% of the permissions have been unlocked. Except for beating and cursing, you can flexibly use everything you need Words and deeds. There is still half a star, please continue to work hard to maintain the original owner's personality on a 99% basis."
Xie Zhiwei turned off the system, feeling happy for a moment.
But then he realized how these presence indexes were improved. The presence index refers to the role, and the role is obtained from the plot, and the plot all revolves around the male lead. So, it is him that the male protagonist misses, kisses and hugs him, so is there any need to question his existence
This is not the dual male protagonists that the hero of Cao Mang said, this frankly puts the role of "female protagonist" directly on him!
What should he say
Mengmeng, Aunt Yun, Sister Yin, and Mu Yu's tens of thousands of harem, I'm sorry, I broke your man.
But the problem is, he himself is not willing to do this. A good male protagonist will bend when he says so, will the grass python hero agree? !
Forget what to do, and wait until later to find the grass python hero to add up.
It was a peaceful night, and Mu Xi didn't come to harass him again. The servant brought hot water, Xie Zhiwei took a hot bath inside and out, it was very comfortable, and at the end he didn't forget to ask: "Where is your son?"
The little maid, about eleven or twelve years old, was wiping away the water stains on the ground, and upon hearing that, she replied, "The room of my eldest son is on the eastmost side, about a mile away from here."
Xie Zhiwei was temporarily relieved, and fell asleep.
Because of his nervousness and his IQ dropped, he completely forgot that in the world of cultivation, distance is a natural existence.
At night, strands of black air seeped in through the cracks of the window, silently.
The curtain was drooping, Xie Zhiwei breathed evenly, sleeping on his back very peacefully. And those black air seemed to be alive, they all floated towards him, condensed into a lotus shape on top of his head, and then slowly sank into his seven orifices.
Xie Zhiwei twitched slightly between his brows, then tilted his head a little to the side, and his breathing became longer and more profound.
The next moment, the candle ignited spontaneously, shining an orange light in front of the bed.
The curtain moved, and there was a man in white inside. His silhouette was reflected on the curtain, as detailed as a carefully crafted paper-cut.
"Master..."
Bai Yi stretched out his hand to touch the face of the person on the bed, then slowly pressed on his body, hugged him with one hand, kissed his face for a while, and finally grabbed his hand with the other hand, and pressed it against his Between the legs.
The next day, Xie Zhiwei woke up refreshed, put on the long-lost Taoist robe, and suddenly felt that the venerable self back then had returned.
He opened the door and saw that the entire courtyard was covered with an enchantment of black lotus and white lotus intertwined, and he had no hope of escaping.
And there is still smoke in this yard, and it looks like it is well-equipped, and it won't starve to death if you don't leave the yard for a month.
The guards outside saw the movement and hurried over to take care of the grooming, followed by the little maid from before and followed with a lunch box.
Xie Zhiwei's face is full of bullshit, this is the life of the rich... It seems like a lifetime away.
That box of food was placed on the table. Although it was light, the fish and meat were delicious, and even the vegetables were green and oily, which made people very appetizing.
Xie Zhiwei swallowed slightly in his throat, thinking that anyway, he was so kind to Mu Xi back then, it would not be too much to eat him for a meal or two. So sit down, pick up chopsticks and eat.
He hadn't touched his teeth for many days, and he couldn't hold his chopsticks when he moved them. He almost hiccupped after eating, so he reluctantly dropped the bowl and chopsticks. It has to be said that the king of Kyushu is greedy for pleasure, and the cooks in the mansion are notoriously good at cooking. I tasted it today, and it really is.
Especially the white meat slices that were eaten up on the plate.
Xie Zhiwei couldn't figure out what kind of meat it was for a while, it was as delicate as fish meat, but it didn't have the slightest fishy smell, and he couldn't even pick out a single fishbone. Xie Zhiwei thought for a while and asked, "What kind of meat is in this plate just now?"
The little maid said respectfully: "Thank you, Master, this is the ice carp tribute from Beihai. I heard that it melts in the mouth without even a thorn. It doesn't taste like fish at all."
Xie Zhiwei said thoughtfully, "It's really good, I like it."
The little maid immediately became happy, clapped her hands and said: "That's great, if the real person likes it, I will make it every day in the kitchen from now on."
"Thank you very much then." Xie Zhiwei nodded and asked, "Where did your family's heir go?"
The little servant girl said: "I heard that two people were arrested, and the prince wants to interrogate himself, and something happened in the palace again, so the prince went out early in the morning."
Great, better go out and never come back.
Of course, this is impossible.
Xie Zhiwei asked again: "Then do you know what kind of people he arrested?"