"Turn it off. Oh, it's such a pity. I thought I would see a video without the Yangma wearing clothes."
"What a pity. I have to say that Xiang Yang's love luck is really good. Not only does the school beauty Sun Qingya fall in love with him in the school, but he also got the goddess principal, and there is even a big Yangma who is video chatting with him..."
"Just thinking about it makes me angry. Why, this guy is nowhere better than me, yet there are so many women around him."
"right…"
After seeing Xiang Yang close the video chat page, the faces of the three tyrants showed disappointment. They said angrily, and in their hearts they were even more looking forward to seeing Alice strip naked and follow Xiang Yang in the video. It looks like a video chat, so they can at least enjoy it all.
It's a pity that the three of them are doomed to be disappointed, although Alice is 100% willing to have an unobstructed video chat with Xiang Yang, even if it's to meet face to face or do something she loves. Very willing, but Xiang Yang is not willing, which frustrated the hopes of the three of them, and also disappointed the hopes of Alice.
"Quickly, post it to the Haiya Forum, so that everyone in the country can take a look at his behavior. As a teacher, he video chatted with Dayangma in an Internet cafe. It will definitely be exciting if it spreads. Then post it to Tianhai I posted it on the school forum of No. 1 Middle School and other famous forum websites in Tianhai City. I can’t wait to know the results.”
It was Guo Hongliang who took the secret photos with his mobile phone, because his photography ability is the strongest among the three, and Guo Hongliang is also an expert at writing articles. In the past, every time he did this kind of thing, he edited the article, which can be said to be unfavorable.
Huang Shikai and Zhang Likun urged with excitement, as if they had seen Xiang Yang's name spread throughout the country.
The three of them were so excited. The Haiya Forum is the most famous forum in the country and has the largest traffic. As long as some exciting news is posted, it will go viral within two minutes, and it will go viral within ten minutes. Search list.
Not only do they want Xiang Yang's reputation to spread in Tianhai No. 1 Middle School, but they also want everyone in the country to appreciate the sight of a teacher videotaping Yangma in an Internet cafe.
What disappoints them is that Xiang Yang's chat partner, Dayang Ma, didn't do something more unrestrained. However, it doesn't matter. They can use articles instead. With Guo Hongliang's experience in writing jokes for many years, this kind of thing can't be done. With it at his fingertips, the video and his articles are sure to become popular across the country.
"I've thought about it, and the title will be called 'People's Teacher is not in class but goes to the Internet cafe to video chat with Yangma...', haha." Huang Shikai said with a proud smile.
"Not bad, not bad, with suspense, it will definitely arouse interest." Zhang Likun quickly praised.
"Hurry up, hurry up." Huang Shikai urged from the side.
"Don't worry, I want to edit a piece of text. How can it be so fast? After I write a more sensational text and let everyone understand the whole story, they will definitely want to know what happens next. Then I will continue Update, tsk tsk, when the time comes, our Tianhai No. 1 Middle School will also become popular, and my online name will also become popular." Guo Hongliang said proudly while typing quickly on his mobile phone, "Speaking of which, the three of us will also become popular. Among individuals, I am still the best at posting articles. Even if the pictures and videos are not strong enough, my article is enough. The one I wrote last time was not enough to make me cry. Shouting to the ground..."
"what's your name?"
At this time, a familiar voice came over, and Guo Hongliang said without thinking: "Hey, your memory is so bad, isn't it that Huang Xiaodong? He was still our class teacher at the time, and he was taken away by us. , really..."
Before Guo Hongliang finished speaking, he felt someone tugging on his clothes. He said without looking back, "Don't move. What I said is not wrong. Why don't you let me tell you if you don't remember..."
"ah…"
Before he finished speaking, he suddenly felt something was wrong. The two people behind him had become so quiet. He turned around and saw Huang Shikai and Zhang Likun opening their mouths and trying to call him out, but they couldn't speak no matter what. Coming, he had to keep pulling his sleeves with his hands, and behind the two of them, Xiang Yang stood with a smile on his face.
"You...why are you here?" Guo Hongliang looked at Xiang Yang in horror as if he had seen a ghost.
"You can all be here, why can't I be here?" Xiang Yang asked.
His words immediately left Guo Hongliang speechless. Yes, why can't Xiang Yang be here? It's true that he is a teacher, but the school does not stipulate that teachers cannot come to the Internet cafe.
Although the three of us are considered adults, they are still students. According to the school regulations of Tianhai No. 1 Middle School, students are not allowed to come to the Internet cafe, and the three of us are not allowed to come to the Internet cafe.
"Come on, show me what video you are going to upload." Xiang Yang had a light smile on his face, and when Guo Hongliang's eyes widened, he reached out and grabbed the phone in his hand.
"No…"
Although Guo Hongliang was dumbfounded by Xiang Yang's sudden appearance, he also knew that Xiang Yang could not see the video taken on his mobile phone, so he hurriedly tried to hide his mobile phone, but it was of no use. His hand was just about to hide it When he reached behind him, he felt a light touch on his hand, and the phone appeared in Xiang Yang's hand.
"It's over..."
Seeing Xiang Yang concentrating on watching the video on his phone, Guo Hongliang had a wry smile on his face. He looked helplessly at Huang Shikai and Zhang Likun, only to see that the two of them had been trying to talk, but seemed to be unable to make a sound. Same.
"What's wrong with you? Don't you dare to speak?" Guo Hongliang felt angry when he saw the two people's looks. You, you, are the ones who agreed to share the joys and sorrows. You two unloyal guys, I knew Xiang Yang was behind me but didn't remind me. Now I still open my mouth as if to remind me, but I still don't dare to say it. Damn, is there such a person
"Woo..." Huang Shikai and Zhang Likun opened their mouths, pointed at their mouths, glanced at Xiang Yang in horror, then waved their hands, shrugged, pointed at their mouths, and shouted "Ah"... Anyway, they showed Guo Hongliang all the body movements they could express that they could not speak.
Guo Hongliang was stunned, and finally understood and asked, "Are you speechless?"
"Woo..." When the two of them saw that Guo Hongliang finally understood what he wanted to express, they were so moved that they almost shed tears.
It's so pitiful that they didn't want to remind Guo Hongliang when they found Xiang Yang appearing behind them. They responded immediately. However, Xiang Yang was faster than them. I don't know what method they used to prevent them. Once poked in the body, they were speechless.
When they want to speak, they can open their mouths and move their throats and tongues as usual, but there is no obstacle, but no sound comes out.
This made the two of them extremely frightened, wondering what Xiang Yang had done to them and why he couldn't speak anymore.
The two of them looked at Xiang Yang in horror, as if they were looking at a ferocious beast. Countless thoughts ran through their minds, and the only thing that finally came to their mind was, "Xiang Yang is a legendary martial arts master."
"Oh my god, we are actually going against a martial arts master who has been killing people all this time."
The two of them thought in shock. A scene appeared in their minds. Xiang Yang was holding a blood-stained sword and laughing crazily. In front of Xiang Yang, there were corpses with their eyes open. Some of them were dead. Their hands and feet were severed, some had multiple holes stabbed in their bodies, some had their eyes gouged out...
"For example, what should we do if one day he does the same to us?" The two of them had really rich imaginations. When they thought that they were about to be brutally massacred by Xiang Yang, they were trembling with fear. .
"You mean, you couldn't make a sound after he poked you with his hand?" Guo Hongliang asked in shock, ignoring Xiang Yang who was looking at his phone with a smile.
"Woo..." Huang Shikai and Zhang Likun nodded in horror. They were still immersed in their fantasy scenes and did not even dare to look at Xiang Yang. They felt that Xiang Yang was really a big devil. He is the legendary demon king who kills people like crazy.
"How is this possible? Is he a martial arts master? Or a god?" Guo Hongliang usually reads novels and movies, and he is quite familiar with such things in legends. He immediately shook his head, "Things like acupuncture It should only be in novels, how could he really do it? "
"But, how can we explain that the two of them were speechless?" Guo Hongliang looked at Huang Shikai and Zhang Likun's frightened expressions, and he suddenly felt puzzled.
"Are you confused?" Xiang Yang's smiling voice reached Guo Hongliang's ears.
Guo Hongliang nodded habitually, and then realized something was wrong. Even if he had doubts, he couldn't express them, so he immediately shook his head.
"You nod your head now and then shake your head, are you yes or no?" Xiang Yang said helplessly.
"..." Guo Hongliang stopped talking. He knew that if he argued with Xiang Yang, he would definitely not be able to defeat Xiang Yang. When facing Xiang Yang, the best thing to do is to keep silent.
"Look at what you just took. You had nothing to do but post a selfie video of three people. You also edited a story like this. Do you want to go viral across the country? I'm really convinced by you."
Xiang Yang smiled nonchalantly and handed the phone to Guo Hongliang. At the same time, he tapped Huang Shikai and Zhang Likun. The two of them suddenly regained their freedom and were able to speak.
"I can speak." Huang Shikai and Zhang Likun suddenly became excited. The feeling just now was too terrible. They wanted to speak but couldn't. They were unable to express their inner thoughts. They fell into a state of extreme anxiety and almost It makes them crazy.
The two of them were excited when they saw Xiang Yang beside them. They almost wanted to run away quickly. However, when they saw so many people around the Internet cafe, they felt a little calmer and thought to themselves, if Xiang Yang dares to deal with us later, we will Just scream. If you can't scream, kick the table with your feet. Someone will definitely call the police...
"Ah... this is what we just took, but why did it become like this?"
At this time, Guo Hongliang looked at the video on his phone and exclaimed.
"What's wrong?"
Huang Shikai and Zhang Likun came over to take a look and were immediately confused. When the three of them were together just now, they were clearly taking photos of Xiang Yang. How come it turned into a selfie of three people
The scene in the video is of the three people putting their heads together, winking, sometimes happy, sometimes excited, sometimes clenching their fists. It makes people want to laugh when they see it. It is a complete collection of funny things, if it is really posted online. , the three of them will become famous soon.
"Your camera is not turned over..." Huang Shikai and Zhang Likun stared helplessly at Guo Hongliang. The video on their mobile phones was obviously when they were filming Xiang Yang. They used the rear camera, but turned on the front camera. It became a selfie.
"fine…"
The three of them suddenly felt a little grateful to Xiang Yang. If it weren't for Xiang Yang, they would have posted their selfie videos online. Then, it would not be Xiang Yang who would be famous, but the three of them.
"Look, it's these three idiots, their funny videos."
"Wow, these three people are so stupid..."
“…”
When the three of them thought that no matter where they went on the street, people would point at them and laugh at them, they trembled with fear, patted their chests and said to themselves, luckily they didn't take it to heart.
… … … … …
"How is it? Should you be grateful to me?" Xiang Yang asked with a smile.
“…”
They should indeed be grateful to Xiang Yang, but they didn't want to talk because they had a 'hostile' relationship with Xiang Yang and it was impossible for them to be grateful to Xiang Yang.
"Follow me, today is the time for us to resolve our grievances." Xiang Yang did not continue chatting with the three of them, but said lightly, patted the three of them on the shoulders, and walked out of the Internet cafe first. .
"he's gone…"
The three of them looked at each other and breathed a sigh of relief at the same time. They didn't know when they started, but whenever Xiang Yang appeared in front of them, they felt particularly nervous. Of course, this was a problem they hadn't realized yet.
"Are you following?" Zhang Likun asked.
"Nonsense, we are fools to follow him. He is obviously planning to find a place where there is no one to kill us. We are fools to follow him and die." Guo Hongliang rolled his eyes at him and said.
"But...but, he just slapped the three of us on the shoulders. I don't know what kind of backhand he left on us. Do you think he will give us some 'heart-breaking palm' or something like that?" The vicious martial arts, if we don't follow up, we will explode and die?" Zhang Likun said with a worried look.
He was watching a movie recently, in which there was a vicious and insidious martial arts called "Heart-Destroying Palm". When it is applied to a person's body, it will be okay at first, but after a while, the heart will explode from the chest, and it is It flew in front of him and exploded in front of his eyes.
When he thought of this vicious 'Heart-Destroying Palm', Zhang Likun quickly covered his chest to prevent it from jumping out...
"This...this is really possible."
If Zhang Likun had said this before today, Guo Hongliang and Zhang Likun would have laughed at them for a while. However, after what happened just now, the three of them all understood that Xiang Yang was a legendary martial arts master and felt that whatever Xiang Yang did was possible. of.
"The smile on his face when he left was very strange. He must have guessed that we would not follow, and then deliberately patted us. If we died suddenly here, he could still get rid of suspicion, yes, That must be the case. He is so vicious. After we found out his identity, he actually planned to use this method to kill us. "
Huang Shikai said with a horrified look.
"If you go, you will die. If you don't go, you will die. What should I do?"
The three of them gasped at the same time. This was really a difficult decision.