"How about I show you my figure, and then compare with your wife who has the better figure between the two of us?" Alice looked at Xiang Yang with charming eyes, and raised her fingers at him. With infinite temptation.
"Ahem... no need." Xiang Yang coughed a few times and thought to himself, you little girl must not know, I have already seen your figure, haha.
Back then, when Xiang Yang was still young, not long after they had just met, by chance, Alice got so drunk that she vomited all over her body, and Xiang Yang helped her take a bath.
No matter what happens the first time, there will be a second time. After that time, there were many times when Alice was drunk and Xiang Yang was very considerate in helping her change clothes and take a bath.
Xiang Yang felt proud in his heart. Thinking of Alice's figure, he suddenly felt hot. Not to mention, although Alice, a crazy woman, is a little crazy, her figure is really nothing to say. Anyone in this world can compare with her in terms of figure. There are really very few people who can compare.
Of course, these things were his secrets, and he didn't dare to let Alice know. If this crazy woman knew, God knows what would happen.
"That's right. When we lived together, didn't you visit her less often? You even helped her bathe countless times. In Xia Guo's words, you like the new and dislike the old. Now you have so many My beautiful wife, of course she will forget about my old self," Alice said with a look of resentment.
"Ah...how did you know?" Xiang Yang's eyes suddenly widened and he looked at Alice as if he had seen a ghost.
Damn it, Alice was either asleep or drunk when she remembered what she did back then. How did she know
"Wow..."
Alice's words were like a spark falling into dynamite, which immediately detonated everyone's emotions. Everyone stared at Xiang Yang and Alice in disbelief with their eyes wide open.
"It turns out that they were lovers before and even lived together. Oh my god, I saw another goddess coming to the school. I thought I had a chance to have an in-depth communication with the goddess, but I didn't expect that it was Xiang Yang's thing again. I didn't want to Alive…”
"Damn it, Teacher Xiang Yang didn't even let go of Teacher Alice, a charming and perfect Western goddess, and even abandoned her. It's really too much."
"Xiang Yang is so bad."
“…”
The people around all looked at Xiang Yang with indignation, thinking that Xiang Yang was the worst villain in history. After having the goddess principal and the school beauty, he was still not satisfied. He didn't even know that Alice was as charming as the Western goddess. They were also taken away, which was so sad for them.
"You... what was your relationship before?" Sun Qingya puffed her lips and stared angrily at Xiang Yang and Alice.
"It doesn't matter." Xiang Yang quickly shook his head and replied. He didn't want to have an unclear relationship with Alice. When the principal's wife heard what he said later, he thought that he didn't want Alice to come to Tianhai. When it comes to being a foreign teacher in No. 1 Middle School, the principal's wife will definitely think of other things, and then she will be miserable.
"It's the kind of relationship you think of." Alice looked at Sun Qingya with a smile, "Don't be angry, little sister. Sister and little Yangyang have known each other for nearly ten years. After ten years of getting along day and night, even if Even wood can have emotions..."
"Alice, come with me."
When Alice was about to continue speaking, she saw Xiang Yang grabbing her hand and dragging it to the side without letting go.
"Ya'er, I'll go find you later."
Sun Qingya wanted to follow, but after Xiang Yang's words came over, she hesitated for a while and then stopped, frowning slightly and looking at the backs of the two people leaving, especially for Alice's graceful figure, she He even cursed angrily, "What a vixen."
"However, even if you are a vixen, don't try to compete with me for brother Xiang Yang." Sun Qingya clenched her fists again, with a look of determination on her face.
Seeing that there was no excitement to watch, the people around them had no choice but to disperse, with regrets on their faces, as if they were unhappy that this matter had no results.
Xiang Yang took Alice to a deserted small forest and then let go of Alice's little hand, then turned his back to Alice and said nothing.
Alice was still mumbling with an unhappy look on her face, but when she saw Xiang Yang just clasping his hands and facing away from her without speaking, she felt a thump in her heart, thinking that she had gone too far, and hurriedly told Xiang Yang Yang said: "Xiao Yangyang, are you angry?"
"No." Xiang Yang replied dully, showing that he was very depressed.
"Giggle..." Alice laughed immediately upon hearing this. Since she could answer it, it proved that she was not angry with herself.
Having known Xiang Yang for nearly ten years, she knew Xiang Yang's temper very well. If Xiang Yang was really angry, he would not speak. Since he answered her, it proved that Xiang Yang actually Not very angry.
"Alice, you've had enough fun, then go back. Tianhai is not suitable for you." Just when Alice was smiling happily, Xiang Yang turned to her and said.
"But I think Tianhai is very good. In the words of your Xia country, it is full of outstanding people, and the students in Tianhai No. 1 Middle School are so cute. They already like it here, and they have already planned to make Tianhai a place to settle down in the future. "Yeah." Alice tilted her head and looked embarrassed.
"Are you serious?" Xiang Yang frowned immediately. He and Alice have known each other for so long. It can be said that they know each other very well. He can tell at a glance whether Alice is serious about something. come out.
"Yes, and I have already bought a house, and I will move in in two days. How about it? Do you want to come and live with me? Wow, speaking of this, I haven't eaten your food for a long time. When will you cook for me? Since I left you, I can't eat well or sleep well. It's so pitiful." Alice looked at Xiang Yang pitifully as she spoke. Just like an abandoned little girl.
Thinking of Xiang Yang's cooking in the past, Alice looked at Xiang Yang with bright eyes, and made up her mind to find an opportunity to get Xiang Yang to live with her, so that she could eat Xiao Yangyang's cooking every day. Delicious food.
"Oh my God, how can you settle down in Tianhai? No, you can't live in Tianhai, absolutely not." When Xiang Yang heard this, he shook his head like a drum. If he let Alice settle down in Tianhai, he would go crazy.
"But I have already agreed to your principal's wife, and she helped to buy the house." Alice said with a smile.
Xiang Yang looked at Alice with a serious face, "Alice, I won't let you stay in Tianhai City. Do you think it's because I'm afraid of staying in the same place as you?"
"Isn't it?" Alice was slightly startled, Xiang Yang's serious look made her a little uncomfortable.
"Of course not." Xiang Yang looked at Alice sincerely, "Alice, since we met seven or eight years ago, you have always been with me and taken care of me like a big sister. Speaking of which, we are working together. relationship, but in fact we are just like siblings..."
"Yeah." When Alice heard this, her face showed emotion, but she did not interrupt Xiang Yang's words.
"Everyone in the Western underground world knows about our relationship. It goes without saying that everyone knows this. What I want to say is that in those years, I had so many enemies in the Western underground world, and several of them were crowned bastards. , they already know the news that I was robbed and my cultivation level dropped. I guess it won’t be long before they find Tianhai City. If they see you by then, do you think they will be noble enough not to take action against you? " Xiang Yang continued.
"There's nothing that those bastards can't do, but I'm not afraid. With you protecting me, I'm not afraid." Alice gritted her teeth and cursed a few times, then looked at Xiang Yang with confidence, " I believe that my little Yang Yang can still protect me even if his cultivation is not at its peak."
"The key is, I can't protect you." Xiang Yang suddenly smiled bitterly, "If it is really the top masters from the West who come to deal with me, I am the Clay Buddha crossing the river and cannot protect myself. How can I protect you? , so, for your safety, you should go back to the West, where you have been operating for so many years, which is enough for you to face all difficulties calmly. "
"Little bastard, you said so much, didn't you just want me to leave you? Humph, my aunt left her words here today. I will never leave no matter what. Besides, didn't you say that back then, we The partnership is no longer a cooperative relationship. You no longer have the right to order me." Alice snorted and looked at Xiang Yang triumphantly and said, "Besides, I don't need you to protect me. You used to protect me. "In the future, if someone bullies you, it will be my turn to protect you."
"You..." Xiang Yang laughed immediately when he heard this. Alice is an ordinary person. She can be safe in the Western underground world only because of her own protection. So what if she is smarter than ordinary people? When facing those who are absolutely All wisdom is useless when using force.
"You don't believe it, do you?" Alice looked at Xiang Yang.
"I don't believe it." Xiang Yang nodded shamelessly.
"If it were me, I wouldn't believe it, but you will believe it when you see how powerful my aunt is. Otherwise, let's make a bet. When your enemies from the west come in the future, if I have the ability to protect you, My own words are that you lose, and if you lose, how about you promise me something unconditionally?" Alice said with a cunning look in her eyes.
"I'm too lazy to bet with you." Xiang Yang rolled his eyes. He didn't believe that Alice, who would cry and hide behind her when in danger, would have any means to protect herself.
"You don't dare anymore?" Alice looked at Xiang Yang provocatively.
"There are things in this world that I dare not do, but that doesn't include betting with you. I just don't want to." Xiang Yang said proudly.
"You just don't dare."
"Just bet."
“…”
Xiang Yang finally couldn't stand Alice's provoking method, so he decided directly, snorted and said, "I know you are using the provoking method, and I can't drive you away anyway, so let's bet, but if you lose what to do?"
"If I lose, how about I become your little girl who sleeps with you?" Alice looked at Xiang Yang pitifully.
"Uh...forget it, I can't afford a little girl like you." Xiang Yang waved his hands quickly and walked towards the way he came as if he saw a savage beast.
"That's it."
Alice said proudly, following Xiang Yang.