When the fat man got back the 100,000 yuan in cash, Xiang Yang had already started eating. He crossed his legs and took a piece of lobster meat. After looking at the color of the meat, he shook his head and sighed: "The meat is too old. And the color is not nice either.”
"It's worse than any other hotel on the Champs Elysées in Country F. Fortunately, you are still a five-star hotel. Alas."
"And this, this foie gras, it's so unpalatable."
"This, what is this black thing..."
“…”
The manager stood behind Xiang Yang, listening to Xiang Yang criticizing all the dishes on the table. He couldn't help but twitch the corner of his mouth. Damn, you compare the dishes in my hotel to those international famous brands on the Champs Elysées in country F. Is it possible to compare the two stores
"Sir, I got the money back." The fat waiter came to Xiang Yang cautiously, holding 100,000 yuan in cash and a black gold card in his arms.
"Ding ding ding..."
Xiang Yang waved his hand, and just when he was about to speak, his cell phone rang. He glanced slightly and muttered: "Isn't this guy Bai Yu a good director in the Public Security Department? How come he still has time to find me? ?”
Bai Yu is the youngest director of the Yanjing Public Security Department. He is known as a legendary director and enjoys a very high reputation throughout Yanjing. However, what no one knows is that this hot young director is Xiang Yang's friend.
"Bai... Bai Yu... the youngest director of the Public Security Department, this..." The manager next to Xiang Yang suddenly changed his face when he heard the name, and looked at Xiang Yang in shock.
"Xiao Bai, how did you know I was back?" Xiang Yang didn't pay attention to the manager's shocked expression, but casually answered the phone.
"Boss, why didn't you tell me when you came back so I could pick you up?" Bai Yu's dissatisfied voice came from the phone.
"What are you telling me for? You're so busy all day long, you're not just an idler like me." Xiang Yang said with a smile.
"Boss, what you say makes me very sad. Our brothers, no matter how busy I am, I have to take time to greet you, otherwise I will be beaten to death by them." Bai Yu's exaggerated voice came over.
"You haven't learned much since you became an official, but your acting skills have improved."
“…”
Hearing Xiang Yang chatting with Bai Yu on the phone, sweat dripped from the manager's face. He had heard the legendary director's voice before, which was exactly the same as the one coming from Xiang Yang's phone, that is, He said that the person who was on the phone with Xiang Yang was none other than the popular legendary director of the department. Oh my God, who is this person in front of me? He could actually make Bai Yu, the legendary director of the department, call him boss
The manager felt that his little heart couldn't bear it anymore. Fortunately, he didn't offend this man badly just now. Otherwise, not to mention himself, even his own boss would be in bad luck.
The manager, who was constantly wiping cold sweat, glared at the fat waiter fiercely and said to himself: It is too dangerous for this guy to be left here. He must be fired. In the future, he may offend someone and implicate me.
At this time, Xiang Yang had finished the phone call. He looked at the time, then at the sweaty manager and the fat man. He rolled his eyes, as if he thought of something interesting, and suddenly laughed, Pointing at the fat man, "Come here and do me a favor?"
"Go quickly." The manager's eyes suddenly lit up. He felt that this was a good opportunity to make a good friend of this gentleman. He winked at the fat man and then said to Xiang Yang with a smile: "If you have anything to say, please tell me."
"Go, go, I don't need you, I want him." Xiang Yang waved his hand, and then pulled the fat man over, "You can go to the Wanxing Tea House next door later and have a blind date at table 15, um, yes It's just a blind date. Remember, your name will be Xiang Yang. Your purpose is to find out the other person's situation clearly. As for your own identity, you can just make it up anyway. Once it's done, this The ten thousand dollars is yours.”
"Well..." The fat waiter wanted to hesitate, but when he saw Xiang Yang and the manager staring at him, he had no choice but to grit his teeth and agree, "Yes, I'll go right away."
"Work hard. If you do well, I will ask your manager to promote you." Xiang Yang patted his shoulder and encouraged him.
"Yeah." Fatty Wenyan's eyes suddenly lit up. He quickly went to the bathroom to tidy up his appearance, polished his hair until it was shiny, and walked toward Wanxing Teahouse with a swaying step.
Xiang Yang had a proud smile on his face: "Blind date, hey, today I will play Infernal Affairs with you. This is what I am best at. Even the top agents in the world are no match for me. ah."
"I don't know what my blind date will look like. Alas, I forgot to ask Fatty to take a photo and take a look. It shouldn't be ugly. Mother, you won't trick me, right?"
"Actually, if a good-looking woman comes to let me get to know her first, and then have an in-depth exchange with her, and then talk about marriage, I have no objection, but if she asks me to go on a blind date as soon as she comes back, doesn't this make it clear that it is a political marriage? I'm just Not that stupid."
“…”
Xiang Yang murmured while eating. Finally, after he finished his meal, the fat waiter sent to replace him came back.
"How is it? Does it look good?" Xiang Yang asked quickly.
"I don't know if she looks good or not, but she should weigh a hundred pounds more than me, right?" The fat man looked at Xiang Yang with pity; it was so miserable that he saw the political marriage he saw on TV. Wow, such a handsome guy was forced to go on a blind date with a fat girl. Oh my God, even I don’t want it. A top-notch woman weighing more than 300 pounds, even the bed needs to be stronger...
"More than a hundred pounds heavier than you?"
Xiang Yang was so frightened that he trembled all over, thinking about the appearance of the other party in his mind. A woman with a fleshy face, fat all over her body, and a belly bigger than ten months pregnant. The fat all over her body shook when she took a step...
"No, it's not my style to sit back and wait for death. I want to leave. Thirty-six tactics are the best." Xiang Yang decided that he must not succumb to his family or become a victim of political marriage. He must resist and fight resolutely. Of course, we can't fight to the death like we do against the enemy, but resist silently and leave. This is the best way.
"Dudu..." At this moment, Xiang Yang's cell phone rang.
"Who is it?" Xiang Yang was in a bad mood, and even when he connected the phone, he was angry.
"My dear friend, I'm sorry to disturb you. I, my name is Chen Zhengbo." An old but respectful voice came from the phone.
"Hey, Old Man Chen, how did you know that I was back? That's right. With the power of your Chen family in China, it would be easy to know that I was back in China."
While speaking, another flash of inspiration flashed in Xiang Yang's mind. Didn't Old Chen always think about repaying his kindness? Please give him a chance.
"I was very excited when I learned that my benefactor has returned to China. I wonder if my benefactor is free. I want to visit you..."
"You don't need to come. I'm going to Tianhai to find you. No, no, I'm not looking for you. I want to experience the life of ordinary people recently. Tianhai is your territory. How about you help me arrange one?" Xiang Yang smiled. said.
"I'll have someone make arrangements for my benefactor right away. How about I arrange a director position for you first?"
"Pfft..." After hearing the voice on the phone, Xiang Yang almost spat out what he had just eaten, "No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, I'm too lazy to be an official. Please arrange a simple and interesting one for me." The position would be great.”
"My benefactor regards fame as nothing, and I really admire him." 'Old Man Chen' on the phone gave Xiang Yang a small compliment and then said, "Since my benefactor doesn't want to enter the administrative system, he also wants to find someone more interesting. How about becoming a teacher?”
"Be a teacher?" A picture appeared in Xiang Yang's mind. He was holding a piece of chalk and chatting on the podium. Below, young and beautiful girls in short skirts and school uniforms stared at him with admiration, and he suddenly became interested. , "This is a good idea, haha, I will become a teacher."
"OK…"
"..."
After hanging up the phone, Xiang Yang gave the fat man a reward of 10,000 yuan, and after paying for the meal with the manager's gratitude, Xiang Yang left the hotel with 80,000 yuan in cash in his arms, with thoughts echoing in his mind. The young and beautiful female student in school uniform, no, no, she is about to become a great people's teacher with the supreme consciousness, and goes straight to the airport.
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"No, there's no way I'm going to marry that fat guy. Well, at worst, I'll go back to take care of my company." Just as Xiang Yang was sitting in the taxi heading to the airport, the private room on the second floor of Wanxing Tea House Among them, there was a stunning beauty in a purple dress angrily staring at the photo on her phone. The person in the photo was the fat waiter who was called by Xiang Yang to replace the blind date.
Next to the beautiful woman stood a very large fat girl. If the fat waiter was there, he would definitely recognize that this fat girl was his blind date.
"Your mission is completed, go back first." The beauty said to the fat girl.
"Yes, boss." Fat Girl agreed respectfully, bowed and left.
"Damn it..." After sending the fat girl away, the peerless beauty looked at the photos on her phone and felt more and more disgusting as she looked at them. She quickly deleted them and left Wanxing Teahouse angrily, driving away in a red super luxury sports car. The direction the car was traveling in was Tianhai City.
… … … … …
More than two hours later, Xiang Yang was already sitting in the first-class cabin of the plane flying to Tianhai City. With a proud smile on his lips, he muttered: "Although Tianhai is close, you can attack and defend when you advance. Even if someone in the family is looking for In the past, I was able to get information in advance and prepare countermeasures in advance.”
"The plane will take off soon. Passengers, please fasten your seat belts. Thank you!" At this time, the stewardess's gentle voice came from the radio.
"Having experienced flight attendants from so many countries, I firmly believe that only Chinese flight attendants are the most gentle, beautiful and sexy." Listening to the voice of the flight attendant coming from the radio, Xiang Yang's face showed an intoxicating look. smile.
"Hey, uncle, the plane is about to take off. You haven't fastened your seat belt yet." Sitting next to Xiang Yang, a beautiful girl in fashionable clothes reminded kindly.
Xiang Yang looked at the beautiful girl. The girl was young, but she was good-looking. She had long wavy hair that spread over her shoulders. She had an oval face, her facial features were perfectly matched, and her big, watery eyes were rolling around. It was as if the aura of heaven and earth were gathered in her eyes. Although she was not very old, she was extremely well developed. She had sizable breasts that could not be grasped with one hand, a slim waist that could be grasped, and slender thighs that were straight and delicate. It was really A rare beauty, in a few years, will definitely become a beauty that is popular all over the world.
"Uh, little sister, my brother has never flown on a plane and doesn't know how to fasten a seat belt. Can you help me?" Xiang Yang said with a smile.
"Shameless, who is your little sister?" Sun Qingya looked at Xiang Yang with contempt. She originally thought that the person next to her should be a migrant worker who was an honest spokesperson, but she didn't expect that she was mistaken. The other person said: His true nature was revealed, he was glib and tongue-in-cheek, and he was obviously trying to strike up a conversation with him. He was really a shameless stinky man.
"Aren't you a little sister? Oh my god, you are already in your thirties. I'm sorry, sister, I got it wrong." Xiang Yang shouted with an exaggerated look, and immediately changed the names of other people in the first class cabin. All eyes were attracted.
"You...you bastard, you are the eldest sister, and your whole family is the eldest sister." Sensing the strange looks in the eyes of others around her, Sun Qingya suddenly turned livid with anger, and she wanted to slap her in the face.
"You are neither a little sister nor an eldest sister. Are you an aunt? Or an old woman?" Xiang Yang had a look of surprise on his face. His expression was so lifelike, as if he had really met the most amazing person in the world. It was the same thing that surprised everyone, making everyone around him feel like Xiang Yang was lying.
Xiang Yang was very satisfied with his performance. He felt that if he participated in film reviews, the Best Actor and Best Actress would be so weak. The Academy Awards and Best Actor Awards would be tailor-made for him.
"You bastard..." Sun Qingya was going crazy. This person was so shameless that he bullied her again and again.
Seeing that Sun Qingya, a top-notch beautiful girl, was so angry with Xiang Yang, a man with glasses and a gentle look across from Xiang Yang suddenly became unhappy. He held up the frame of the glasses and said to Xiang Yang: "This gentleman , Oh, no, Mr. migrant worker, I wonder if you have read any books? "
"Wow, you are so awesome. How do you know I haven't read a book?" Xiang Yang's temperament suddenly changed into that of a simple young man who came out of the mountains. He smiled innocently and looked at the man with glasses with admiration. .
The man with glasses just couldn't stand it that Xiang Yang bullied a beautiful girl, and wanted to tease Xiang Yang. Unexpectedly, Xiang Yang looked at him with such admiration. He was stunned at first, and then he felt elated. He held his glasses frame , trying to look like a scholar, and said: "Well, there is a big difference in this society between people who have read and not read books, especially people like you who have just walked out of the mountains. I am the best judge of the aura in Gushan. I can tell it at first sight. Only you can be so honest. You are honest."
It sounds like he is honest, but in fact he is scolding Xiang Yang for being rustic. Everyone understands that this man with glasses does not swear when he curses, but Xiang Yang seems to not understand at all and continues to look at him with admiring eyes. "What about you? Have you ever read a book?"
"Of course, I graduated with a Ph.D. and am now an expert in literature." The man with glasses said proudly and glanced at Sun Qingya. The latter's eyes moved slightly with curiosity, which made the man with glasses Very feeling of accomplishment.
"In today's society, people without education can only go to the construction site to move bricks like you. You see, your clothes are torn with many holes and you are reluctant to change them. I'm afraid you are very determined to fly for the first time. It takes more than half a month to get on the plane, right?" The man with glasses commented to Xiang Yang.
"You are actually a bricklayer? What a coincidence, we are in the same industry." Xiang Yang was very happy and extended his hand to the man with glasses.
"You are a migrant worker carrying bricks, and I am a literature expert. Who is traveling with you?" The man with glasses looked at Xiang Yang with a mocking look.
"It's the same, they are all brick movers anyway." Xiang Yang had a naive smile on his face.
"This is different. The status between the two of us is different. I am a member of the upper class, and you are a migrant worker at the lowest level!" The man with glasses was furious. When he said what he said, he suddenly realized The people around him looked at him with dissatisfaction.
"It's too much for young people to be proud of their talents." There was an old man with a look of dissatisfaction on his face.
"It's just that some people regard themselves as members of the upper class, but they don't know that these words are just making people laugh." Someone else said this.
"I am a frog in a well, but I still dare to talk here." A middle-aged woman had a sneer on her face, and her eyes were full of ridicule when she looked at the man with glasses.
"What do you mean?" The man with glasses did not refute the old man's words, but looked at the middle-aged woman angrily.
"You think it's great that you are an expert in literature, but you don't know that the clothes this little brother is wearing can make you, an expert, struggle for decades. His clothes are specially designed by Master Flante, the most famous designer in the Western world. Designed and handmade, when this set of clothes was released, there were only ten pieces in the world. Each piece was worth tens of millions. How long does it take for you, an expert, to earn tens of millions? Oh, I forgot to mention, thousands. Ten thousand yuan is foreign currency, and if converted into domestic currency, it would be hundreds of millions." The middle-aged woman said slowly while looking at Xiang Yang's clothes with holes in them.
"This lady's eyes are really powerful." Xiang Yang looked at the middle-aged woman with a smile, and the latter smiled kindly at Xiang Yang.
"What? This is impossible. You don't understand it at all. You are just talking nonsense." The bespectacled man had a look of disbelief on his face.
"President Chu is the executive director of Danmani Clothing Company. She once met Master flante in person and received a set of clothes designed and handmade by master flante as a gift. Don't you think President Chu can't tell that? ?" A young assistant next to the middle-aged woman said calmly.
"..." The man with glasses turned red and looked at Xiang Yang. The latter still had a naive smile on his face, but in the eyes of the man with glasses, Xiang Yang's naive smile was a silent mockery, as if he was cruel. It was like a hard slap on his face.
"Damn it..." The man with glasses felt that everything he had done before was like a clown. He had been performing for a long time, but in the end he was humiliating himself and no one applauded him. Instead, he fell into the greatest passivity and embarrassment.