Top Ten Strange Cases in Jianghu

Chapter 108: The thief degenerates into a thief

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After Li Fengwu took the drawing and gave orders to the people, these people dispersed one after another.

He pointed to the bench next to him with his cigar gun, and Zhang Xiaolei sat on it.

"Has grown tall."

"Ok."

"It looks good."

"Okay."

"It's just that my appearance is far worse than me."

"Shao Xiaoling said it's not worse than you."

"That's beauty in the eyes of a lover."

"We are not lovers, and I occasionally get together with the Green Lady, and she also said that I am no worse than you."

"That's because she hates me, so she deliberately tells lies... In other words, I will redeem her in some time.

"Dignified man, what's the point of being more handsome?"

"I just said casually, it's you who are more truthful, and you have to compare with me..." Li Fengwu smiled, "Now that you are angry into anger, just make an excuse at will."

Zhang Xiaolei shook his head and said, "I didn't become angry, but..."

When he said this, he didn't know how to speak.

What's the name

How would he be called

The two didn't say a few words.

But at this moment it was silent.

Zhang Xiaolei hesitated for a moment, and finally said, "I didn't turn into anger from anger, but my husband is always self-righteous."

"In my whole life, I have never been self-righteous."

"In my whole life, I never believe you again."

Li Fengwu smiled again.

He looked at Zhang Xiaolei as if he was looking at his son, with a hint of kindness in his eyes.

This look made Zhang Xiaolei very uncomfortable.

He couldn't say why, but he felt that the look was uncomfortable, and it made him want to smoke Li Fengwu's big mouth.

Li Fengwu said, "Let's talk about it, what have you been doing in the past two years?"

"I don't want to say..." Zhang Xiaolei took the dry cigarette gun from Li Fengwu's hand, as if he disliked Li Fengwu, and wiped the place of the cigarette holder a dozen times.

After he wiped it off thoroughly, he bit the gun and whispered: "In the first two months, I told you everything I wanted. In the first year, there were many things I wanted to talk to you. Then came the second. Years, I think it’s that way, there’s no need to report to you about your life like writing a memorial."

"So... don't want to tell me how you spent the past two years?"

"No, it's not bad anyway."

Li Fengwu nodded: "That's okay. Anyway, you're sure you're not doing well. Tell me that you are afraid of being embarrassed, so you gritted your teeth and won't tell you the embarrassing things."

Zhang Xiaolei felt that this was a bit contemptuous to him, so he explained: "No, I also did some things."

"Anyway, it's all trivial things. Compared to me, it's like the stars are more bright than the moon, so you feel ashamed. I'm sorry to tell me."

At this moment, Zhang Xiaolei felt that these words smelled of gunpowder.

He said seriously: "Sir, don't always be self-righteous. I don't want to compare with you, and I never wanted to compare with you."

Li Fengwu quickly said: "No comparison? Then you really don't want to make progress! You don't want to make progress so much, and you are still standing here, your mother, your mother really gave birth to your mother in vain!"

An aggrieved mood suddenly emerged from Zhang Xiaolei's heart.

He said uncomfortably: "Mr. just wanted to say this sentence, so I tried to find ways to pick me out. I met after two years and didn't say something good to me. Mister, it's better to tell me that you have done it in the past two years. What."

"I wanted to talk to you, but when it came to my lips, I found it difficult to explain to you. When I thought of explaining to someone like you, my stomach twitched and I was so upset that I wanted to speak foul language, so I didn't say it anymore."

Zhang Xiaolei sighed deeply.

He hasn't changed.

Still the same as before.

He thought for a while and said, "I'm leaving now, so please let your subordinates pay me back."

"Gone? Don't talk to me anymore."

"I wanted to talk more, but now I don't know what to talk about."

Li Fengwu smiled and said: "Life is like this. When you remember what you want to talk about, we can get together again. I also want to talk to you occasionally, but I really met. I think you are too low-level to talk to me. . You go, hello... Give him the money back, he is my friend."

Zhang Xiaolei stood up, put the smoke gun on the ground, and walked towards the bandit.

But the thief was dumbfounded and couldn't help but said, "The leader, so much money, can you just give it back to him?"

"Look at what you said..." Li Fengwu picked up the smoky gun and wiped it, took a mouthful of cigarettes, and said calmly, "Just that kind of stuff, how much money can I have on him? Give him the money back and let him go home to buy it. Tou Niu, rent a few acres of land, and live his life in a dull and hopeless manner.

The bandit shouted: "Who is so precious and expensive for two thousand five hundred taels of silver?"

Those words made Li Fengwu shiver.

He slowly turned his head back, the expression on his face was gradually distorted, biting the smoky gun, and his voice was a bit sharper: "Many...how much?"

"Two thousand five hundred taels of silver!"

But seeing Li Fengwu stand up abruptly, he grabbed Zhang Xiaolei's wrist and whispered, "Don't go."

Zhang Xiaolei asked, "Can't I go?"

"I haven't seen you for two years, I still want to talk to you more. To be honest, I have missed you a lot in the past two years, and I feel distressed when I think of you fighting outside alone. Come, tell me, you have been doing this for the past two years. What happened?"

"Didn't I say that, I don't want to talk."

"That's better than let me tell you."

Li Fengwu wiped the bench and said seriously: "Two thousand five hundred...No, Xiao Lei, let's sit down and talk. Actually, I have had a lot of interesting things in the past two years. I want to talk to you quickly."

Zhang Xiaolei said puzzledly: "Mr. said just now that seems to be very clear. You said that my level is not enough and I am not worthy to talk to you."

"That's a joke..." Li Fengwu said seriously, "You are also really interesting, why don't you even understand the joke? Think about it for yourself, what is my relationship with you? I wish I could hold the candle night with you. talk."

Zhang Xiaolei couldn't help asking: "Isn't Mr. Shameless?"

Li Fengwu didn't feel ashamed at all, he whispered: "You have grown so much in the past two years. Tell me, where did you stole two thousand five hundred taels of silver? Cut off my head and give it to the sea. Eagle, I can't get so much silver."

Zhang Xiaolei said angrily: "Sir, why do you scold me for stealing as soon as you speak? I haven't seen you for two years, can't you say something nice?"

"Yes, do you want to be kind? Of course."

Li Fengwu pondered for a while, and finally said: "Back when you limped on a leg, you could still steal magically. At that time, I praised you as a thief. Now you have not only a limped leg, but also a finger and a toe. , But still able to steal two thousand five hundred taels of silver, it's really a steal!"

"Sir, I'm not lame! I didn't steal either! If you belittle me, don't blame me for being rude!" (End of this chapter)