Top Ten Strange Cases in Jianghu

Chapter 152: Farting seven seven forty nine

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By the Yangtze River.

"The leader said, if that Zhang Xiaolei took the silver and left, there are only two ways to go. One is the official road and the other is the waterway."

"Can't he take the path?"

"The leader said that he could not take a small road. He concluded that if Zhang Xiaolei got the money from Wu Luonian, he would definitely not dare to ask for a meeting vote. In this way, only the broad official road and waterway can carry his money."

"So are we waiting here?"

"Yes, the leader said that he would go waterway out of the blue. Because Zhang Xiaolei is actually a little timid, this is inevitably troublesome to take the official road, and the waterway is the most convenient."

"Will the leader make a mistake?"

"How dare you question the leader, he is a deceitful deceiver, what are you? Tell me, what are you? What are you?"

"That said, what should we do?"

One person held the baby in his arms and said seriously: "This is a baby girl. The leader said that if the child was thrown into the water, Zhang Xiaolei would definitely come and save it."

"Brother Blade, you talk nonsense..." someone was surprised, "Why would the boss lose this baby? And, where did you get the baby?"

The bandit, known as Brother Blade, dressed decently and said seriously: "This is my daughter. Anyway, you should recite the words given by the familiar leader. Don't be fussy, hurry up! The rest of the people also hide. As long as Zhang Xiaolei does not show up, you are If you are killed by a mosquito, you can’t come out!"

People nodded repeatedly and hid in the grass.

And Brother Blade coaxed the baby daughter in the swaddle, and said: "Look at my girl, Liu Mei has big eyes, she will definitely be a great beauty in the future."

"It's better to marry my son..." the brother next to him said hastily, "My son is so stupid, he will definitely be able to work in the future."

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"Can my daughter marry your stupid son?"

"Brother Blade, you have to talk nonsense again, where is my son stupid."

"Your son is not worthy of my daughter!"

After the two argued for a while, Blade suddenly saw a boat in the distance, and hurriedly said: "Zhang Xiaolei is here!"

The brother beside him curiously asked: "Are you sure it is Zhang Xiaolei?"

"I am sure that when he came to talk with the chieftain in the mountains earlier, the chief had told me to hide secretly and remember his appearance. He said that this man is stupid, stupid and lame, and will cheat him sooner or later."

"Okay, let's get started!"

However, Brother Blade coaxed the baby girl in his arms and gently placed the baby girl in the stroller next to him.

Zhang Xiaolei on the river saw this scene, and he smiled and said to Sun Hu: "Do you know what it is?"

"Trolley, for the child..." Sun Hu said, "There are four wooden wheels underneath, so it is convenient to push the child."

Zhang Xiaolei tweeted: "Li Fengwu once told me that he invented the cart."

"He said you believe it?" Sun Hu sneered. "When he was a child, he told me that he had traveled thousands of years ago and helped Huang Di behead Xingtian. He also said that if it weren't for him, Huang Di would die on Xingtian's axe. under."

Zhang Xiaolei said with emotion: "I don't believe it naturally, but he is always very sincere, saying that he has never lied."

"He's just a fox, he only knows to lie."

The two were talking, and Brother Blade on the shore suddenly quarreled with his brother.

"Brother! Don't! Brother!"

"shut up!"

Zhang Xiaolei saw with his own eyes that Brother Blade hit his brother's face with a punch, which actually hit the guy with a nosebleed.

At the same time, Brother Blade shouted: "My own flesh and blood, can I not feel bad? I really can't support it! Can't support it!"

After that, he suddenly grabbed to the cart.

At this time, Brother Blade distressedly used a cloth to plug her daughter's mouth, for fear that she would be caught crying.

Immediately afterwards, he took out a pre-wrapped swaddle from the cart and threw it to the surface of the water forcefully.

Zhang Xiaolei stood up abruptly. He stared at the swaddle and sank, and yelled, "Help! Help!"

"Don't worry about it..." Sun Hu persuaded, "It's none of your business if you drown your own daughter. We are in great treasure, so it's better to go back as soon as possible."

"Life is at stake! How can I watch a baby drown in front of my eyes indifferently!"

Zhang Xiaolei quickly ordered the boater to row the boat, and the boater quickly rowed towards the shore.

Not long after, Zhang Xiaolei leaned down and hugged the baby girl.

But he hugged him and suddenly realized something was wrong.

When he picked it up and took a look, he saw that there was no baby girl in the swaddle, it was obviously a pile of rags.

"No! I was fooled!"

Zhang Xiaolei was shocked, but saw a lot of bandits rushing out of the grass, holding a rope-tied hook in his hand, cheering and throwing it onto the boat.

The hook grabbed the boat, and the whole boat was immediately towed by them to the shore.

Zhang Xiaolei said anxiously: "Get the hook quickly!"

Sun Hu hurriedly grabbed the hook, and anxiously rebuked: "I said it earlier, don't be nosy!"

The moment he stood up, the boatman suddenly kicked his waist.

But seeing Sun Hu fall into the water with a thump, he flopped and grabbed the boat, and said anxiously: "What are you doing!"

The boatman took out a short knife from his arms and put it on Zhang Xiaolei's neck, and said with emotion: "The leader asked us to pretend to be a boatman for two days in a row. A dozen brothers were waiting at the dock. I didn't think I won the first prize. Going back, the leader must be rewarded a lot."

Zhang Xiaolei swallowed his saliva and murmured: "Your leader is..."

"Don't panic, the leader said not to hurt you..." The boatman smiled, "It's the fox calf in your mouth."

"This... Beast!"

Zhang Xiaolei was furious, and he cursed: "Li Fengwu is a scumbag, a beast. He clearly knows that I can't hurt the child, so he used these despicable means to deceive me. What is the difference between him and the beast, his mother's, his mother? He really gave birth to his mother in vain!"

"The leader has a word for us to bring you if you were planted in our hands."

Zhang Xiaolei said in a bad mood: "What are you talking about?"

He thought to himself.

Perhaps it is to say "To be a liar is to be ruthless and unjust."

Or maybe it is to say, "The weak eat the strong, which way is moral."

Zhang Xiaolei thought that these words were what Li Fengwu would bring.

That is the ridicule of the winner to the loser.

The boatman said seriously: "The chief said that he remembered that two years ago, you might have eaten too much sweet potatoes and fart at night. One day he was so noisy with your farts that he could not fall asleep, so he counted how many did you put. Fart, in the end you put seven or seventy-nine farts overnight. So the leader wanted to ask you if I saw you later, could you call you forty-nine? If you can, you nodded."

Zhang Xiaolei clenched his fists.

He was so angry that he got off the boat and yelled: "Li Fengwu of the dog day, go back and tell him that sooner or later I will peel his skin, draw his tendons, drink his blood, and eat his meat!"

"Okay forty-nine, I know forty-nine."

"Shut up! I didn't nod! Don't call it that way!" (End of this chapter)