Zhang Xiaolei finally succeeded in getting off the roof.
Because there was a haystack behind the house, he jumped onto the haystack.
Although his hands were painful, he didn't feel the pain anymore when he thought of what he had done before.
He hurried to Phoenix Mountain happily. There happened to be a mule pulling a cart at the exit of the city this week, so he asked the coachman: "Is it going to Phoenix Mountain?"
The coachman replied: "Yes, go and pull the wood."
"Brother, will you take me? I will also go to Phoenix Mountain."
The coachman was lost in thought, seeming to be thinking.
Zhang Xiaolei thought to himself, if I exist, you should be grateful if you are called brothers to ants like you.
Are you ants alive because I am in a good mood
Otherwise, the heaven and the earth will be destroyed in a single thought.
The coachman suddenly said: "Yes, if there is a pit on the road, you have to come down and help me push the cart."
"Of course it's good."
Zhang Xiaolei breathed a sigh of relief. It seems that this ant is still very good at admiration.
He got in the car, lit a leaf cigarette, and the coachman shouted, "Give me one."
"Okay, brother."
He quickly handed one to the coachman. At this moment, the mule finally moved forward, and Zhang Xiaolei leaned comfortably in the car.
After going up the mountain, there were several pits on the road. Before the coachman could say, Zhang Xiaolei hurriedly jumped down and helped push the cart.
Seeing that Zhang Xiaolei was sensible, the coachman said with satisfaction: "You are quite diligent. I have pulled a few people on the road before, and you are not as diligent as you."
Zhang Xiaolei smiled and said, "He eats with his hands."
"Well, where are you going next?"
"When I get to the three fork in the road ahead, I will go to the left."
"There is a bandit on the left..." The coachman waved his hand quickly, "I advise you not to go to the left."
Zhang Xiaolei smiled; "Relax, I'm not afraid of bandits."
Seeing that Zhang Xiaolei was so confident, the coachman did not advise him.
When he reached the three-way intersection, Zhang Xiaolei jumped out of the car and walked up the mountain. He still remembered the road before.
When I came to the cave, I saw many bandits cooking here.
They saw Zhang Xiaolei and quickly exclaimed, "Isn't this Mr. Zhang?"
"Mr. Zhang, we are cooking, sit down and have a drink?"
"Mr. Zhang, I heard that you are among the top ten?"
Zhang Xiaolei smiled and said, "I'm looking for Li Fengwu, where is he?"
"It's right in front."
"Okay, I'll go and see."
Zhang Xiaolei walked forward. He didn't take a few steps before he saw Li Fengwu sitting here resting.
Li Fengwu turned around to see him, and whispered, "Why are you here?"
"I want to tell you something."
Zhang Xiaolei also sat down and looked at the scenery below. He said with emotion, "Beautiful."
"Well, it's beautiful..." Li Fengwu smiled, "You lie to me with an iron block, you do more beautifully."
Zhang Xiaolei hurriedly waved his hand: "Feng Wu, you laughed, don't I know you? I have guessed who you are a long time ago, so I made a retreat in advance. This is what you told me, you must leave a retreat in everything."
Hearing this, Li Fengwu felt very uncomfortable.
This little cripple.
Seeing that he was a top ten, he even called him Fengwu directly.
Where is the dog-legged man who used to be called Mr.
"You are now among the top ten, I want to talk to you..." Li Fengwu sighed, "You are still young and suddenly became a top ten. It is inevitable that you can't distinguish between the dangers of the world and the seniority. It's like me. , How can you say it's an old world, how dare you pretend to be big in front of me?"
"Why am I pretending to be big in front of you?"
"What do you call me?"
"Could it be that I call you Mr.?"
"I'm also called Feng Wu brother anyway."
"joke."
Zhang Xiaolei remembered the grievances he had suffered here in Li Fengwu, and he felt like turning over. He said with emotion: "I used to be ignorant, and I called you Mr. Feng. Now that I think about it, I think it's okay to call you Fengwu."
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Li Fengwu was even more uncomfortable. At this moment, he saw a stone beside him, and suddenly he was thinking.
How about picking up a stone and smashing this Xiao Lei on the back of his head, and let him be buried in Phoenix Mountain forever
He was thinking about it, and Zhang Xiaolei suddenly sighed: "I'm here to send you a letter today. Your life and death are between my thoughts, but you still have to be self-righteous in front of me. Alas, it turns out that my kindness is regarded as a donkey's liver and lungs. If that's the case, then I'll go."
Li Fengwu was surprised: "Why are you such a person?"
"What is this kind of person?"
"You looked pretty good before, but how come you treat yourself like this? Don't you have a face?"
"Don't you think what I have done is like someone else?"
"Like who?"
"like you."
"Nonsense..." Li Fengwu said in surprise, "When have I been so cheeky?"
"you are always like this."
Li Fengwu waved his hand and said: "I will not argue with you. You have little knowledge. You think you can be on an equal footing with me if you are a master of ten. But you never thought that you are like stars compared to me. Haoyue... Cough cough."
He coughed uncomfortably again, Zhang Xiaolei saw it and put his hand on Li Fengwu's forehead.
"Oh, it's hot."
He was surprised: "You are all sick, are you still blowing here?"
"It's useless to hide in the cave. The wind will blow in..." Li Fengwu waved his hand, "I have been sick for three or four days. I think I will die soon. Before I die, I see you are among the top ten. I am very pleased. Who knows that you are so self-righteous that you came to me to show off your might."
Zhang Xiaolei hurriedly said: "Sir, didn't I just want to be naughty with you? You can't do this, because you have a wind chill and blow the wind, do you really want to kill yourself? Or hurry down the mountain, I'll take you to the doctor."
Li Fengwu shook his head and said: "No need, the great cause is not achieved, how can I go down the mountain?"
"Sir, I don't know what you are going to do, but if you continue like this, you are afraid that you will lose your life..." Zhang Xiaolei said sincerely, "Is it worth it?"
Li Fengwu took Zhang Xiaolei's leaf smoke, took a sip, and whispered, "Xiao Lei, do you know what a big man is?"
"How to say?"
Li Fengwu stood up slowly, and he smiled bitterly: "Today, even if I teach you the last lesson. Man, even if I die, I have to fulfill my wish. Is it possible, do you think I am afraid of death?"
Zhang Xiaolei whispered: "I never said that."
"You are still young, there are many things you don't understand..." Li Fengwu said with emotion, "How happy is life, and how hard is death."
In awe.
Zhang Xiaolei was in awe.
He sighed: "I heard Liu Yan say that I was going to set the mountain on fire, so I hurried to inform her husband. Now it seems that I am stupid. I always compare my husband to a mortal, and it is my fault."
"Burn the mountain?"
Li Fengwu was stunned for a moment.
He pondered for a while, and finally said seriously: "I'm only half talking. The so-called husband is capable of bending and stretching. Han Xin can tolerate the humiliation of sex, and the king of Goujian can try his courage. What about my going down today? You see, you still haven't realized it. "(End of this chapter)