Official way.
The sun is out today.
Zhang Xiaolei sat on the horse somewhat comfortably, letting the sun shine on him, squinting comfortably.
Ye Butcher led the horse and looked left and right from time to time.
With him by his side, Zhang Xiaolei's journey is really easy.
Whenever a bandit strikes, Ye Butcher doesn’t need to do anything at all. He just yells: "Lao Tzu's famous Ye Butcher, where's the courageous young generation, dare to attack Lao Tzu?"
The people in this robbery heard the words Ye Butcher, and they didn't dare to step forward, and one after another gave way to let the two of them leave.
This trick sometimes works, sometimes it doesn't work.
But the night butcher has other ways.
Just like yesterday, the two met a group of bandits. After they reported their name, the bandits dismissed it.
Some people even ridiculed: "What can you do if you are a night butcher? I am waiting for many brothers, and one person can chop you into meat foam. This will give you face, call you a hero. If you don't give you face, don't you Just a fool?"
At that time Zhang Xiaolei was a little worried, but Ye Butcher quickly replied: "I was ordered by the father of Tianshuijiang, who dare to block the way?"
When the bandits heard this, they gave in one after another: "Since they belong to Tianshui Jiang's family, that would be offensive."
Zhang Xiaolei didn't ask who the so-called Tianshuijiang family father was. He instinctively didn't want to get involved with these people.
"Mr. Zhang, we have been walking for seven days..." Ye Butcher curiously said, "I remember something."
"how?"
"Where are you going?"
Zhang Xiaolei sneered: "After you walked for seven days, did you finally ask me?"
"Didn't we talk about it before, you gave me one hundred and sixty taels, and I will protect you for half a year. So I thought about it, and it didn't make sense to ask you where to go. I felt curious today, so I couldn't help asking."
Zhang Xiaolei smiled and said, "Go to Tanghua Village first, and then to Zhoucheng."
"Zhou Cheng?" Ye Butcher said in surprise, "Aren't we just coming out of Zhou Cheng?"
"There are many people called Zhoucheng in the world. If there is no one hundred, there are eighty..." Zhang Xiaolei said softly, "We are going to Zhoucheng next to Luoyang."
"That's it."
Ye Butcher suddenly realized, he said with emotion: "I have been to Luoyang several times. The women there, especially those who have given birth to babies, have really big butts!"
Zhang Xiaolei asked: "Do you think I will talk to you about this?"
"what?"
"Do you find it interesting?"
"I find it interesting, so talk about it."
"Just because you like women's big butts, so you think I will like them too. It just happens that you feel bored when you walk, so you can use this as a chat source. Want me to talk to you?"
"Isn't this boring?" Ye Butcher asked in surprise.
Zhang Xiaolei shook his head: "You find it interesting, but I find it very boring."
Ye Butcher was a little embarrassed: "It's me who is vulgar."
Zhang Xiaolei said calmly: "Say less vulgar language, compared to..."
Ye Butcher felt embarrassed and quickly said: "Mr. Zhang is a sage reader. I have never read a book and don’t recognize a few words, so I talk about these things. It’s just that I have been listening to Jianghu storytelling for many years. Mr. Zhang talked about Qin Shihuang's dominance of the world, and Liu Xuande can also march into Sichuan and Shu."
Zhang Xiaolei was taken aback.
Ye Butcher's words changed quickly, causing him to swallow the phrase "I actually like a girl's breast better than my aunt's ass".
He suddenly thought of Shao Xiaoling's chest, but Shao Xiaoling practiced martial arts all the year round, always wrapped up.
Zhang Xiaolei recalled carefully, and suddenly remembered that one day he had no money to buy food, so he went to Zhao's house to ask Zhao He for money.
At that time, Zhao He was not at home, so he went to Shao Xiaoling to ask for money.
It was night, and Shao Xiaoling had just taken a bath, she seemed to be unwrapped, and her chest was so big that Zhang Xiaolei was dumbfounded.
From that day on, he admitted in his heart that Shao Xiaoling is a female.
"Women really want to have big breasts..." Zhang Xiaolei thought to himself, "Otherwise, it will be just like the husband said."
In fact, Zhang Xiaolei didn't dare to like girls at first, but later he started to like breasts, mainly from Li Fengwu.
At that time, Li Fengwu told him that he had traveled all over the country and had seen countless strange beasts in Shanhaijing, even riding on the back of a unicorn, allowing him to take him to the top of Kunlun for fun.
Zhang Xiaolei believed that it was true, and excitedly wanted Li Fengwu to say more.
In fact, Li Fengwu has never read Shanhaijing.
Just when a big breasted aunt passed by, Li Fengwu casually said: "There is a place called Rushan with people from Rucun on the top of the mountain. Women in Rucun have huge breasts and can give birth to a hundred babies at a time. Every ten years, the number of people in Rucun After over a million, I went down the mountain to fight. The Northern Wei Dynasty, the Eastern Wu, and the Western Shu were all just for one death. Because of the large population, the prices of women in the milk village are low, and one coin can buy one person."
From then on, Zhang Xiaolei fell in love with it.
He thought, if he buys ten daughters-in-law in the milk village, wouldn't it be possible to have thousands of children and cultivate the land in the future to make the rich one
"Mr. Zhang, why don't you speak?"
"Huh?" Zhang Xiaolei suddenly recovered, and said casually, "What did you just say?"
Ye Butcher said earnestly: "I just said that I thought Zhuge Liang was better at fighting than Han Xin."
"Oh, it's hard to say, the two are of different ages."
"I also thought it was better than Bai Qi."
"Oh, it's hard to tell, the two are of different ages."
"I also thought it was better than Xiang Yu."
"Fuck you! Talk less if you haven't read the book, understand? As long as you know a few words, you can't say such stupid words!"
Ye Butcher scratched the back of his head: "That's what I think in my heart."
"Look at you with a fat body and a strong body, and there are probably fat intestines in your stomach. How can you be interested..." Zhang Xiaolei shook his head, "He Xiang Yu is an eternal overlord, do you understand? Overlord, do you know how to write an overlord? Do you know? Huh? You don’t know. There are ninety-nine ways to write this bully, can you write one of them? You can’t.
Ye Butcher was attacked by Zhang Xiaolei, and he felt uncomfortable, so he didn't want to talk about this topic: "There is a fork in the road ahead. I saw someone chopping firewood. First, I went to ask how to get to Tanghua Village."
"Okay, go ahead."
Ye Butcher hurriedly left, when the wind was blowing.
Zhang Xiaolei waved his hand: "Wind, stop."
The wind just stopped.
"I'm the only one who can be compared with the Overlord of Western Chu..." Zhang Xiaolei sighed, "It's a pity that I was born at an untimely time. The only person who hits the opponent who can be called an opponent has already killed himself in Wujiang."
He waited for a while, but the night butcher hurried over.
"Mr. Zhang, this Tanghua Village is not easy to visit."
"How to say?"
"I heard people say that Tanghua Village was occupied three years ago..." Ye Butcher explained, "Now everyone in the village is a slave, and the life is miserable."
Zhang Xiaolei frowned tightly: "Go and invite that person, and I will ask myself!" (End of this chapter)