In the dark, Wang Ran watched all this with lack of interest.
He stroked the cat.
The gap between gods and ordinary people is like heaven and earth.
After reaching his current level, watching these two people fighting is like watching a martial arts analysis video slowed down a hundred times. It is really not interesting at all.
He came to this world for vacation, not to watch weaklings fight each other.
However, there was another person hiding on the courtyard wall.
Judging from his aura, this person is only slightly stronger than an ordinary person who has never practiced martial arts, but this person has an extremely strong obsession with his Torrential Pear Blossom Needles.
Wang Ran was a little curious about this person.
When this person saw his father-in-law fighting with the masters of Jiange, he curled up on the courtyard wall and didn't run away, as if he was not afraid of being affected at all.
Or in other words, this person's desire for the Rain of Pear Blossom Needles overcame his fear of death.
But why is this
"Meow~"
The orange cat made a lazy sound.
She raised her chin, letting Wang Ran's rough fingers rub her jaw, and squinted her eyes in comfort.
This adult's handwork is really amazing!
Although the teacher loves me very much, he doesn't understand kittens at all and never pets me.
The cat began to like this adult.
…
[Task type: Kill monsters (1V1)]
[Task time limit: three days]
[Quest Background: The concentration of spiritual energy has increased, causing your dead uncle to crawl out of the soil again and turn into a bloodthirsty monster that preys on humans. As a nephew, you have the obligation to see your uncle off for the last time.]
[Task Annotation: Rest in peace, my second uncle]
[Task Tips: Don’t worry about the casualties of ordinary people. As long as you can kill your second uncle in Langya Mountain, all sacrifices will be worth it.]
The club's tasks are increasing, and the little savior hardly gets any rest and has to handle at least one task every day.
Da Gu slowly opened his eyes.
He looked at the familiar village entrance and couldn't help but smile bitterly on his face.
“This is my hometown!”
"How can you not care about the casualties of ordinary people?"
He is now a veteran of many battles.
But he never imagined that one day he would return to the village where he was born and raised in this way.
It's really fucked up!
"Second uncle..."
A man with a sunny smile appeared in Da Gu's mind.
His second uncle was a respectable man when he was alive, and his food, clothing and other expenses were among the best in the village, but no one knew where his second uncle's money came from. Until his second uncle died of cancer, debt collectors came to the village.
It was only then that the villagers learned that his second uncle had borrowed more than 8 million yuan in online loans.
His second uncle knew that he would not live long, so he took out a small loan online to allow himself to go through the last stage of his life comfortably.
His second uncle was happy, and the debt collectors were annoyed.
However, there were too many people in the village, and the debt collectors had no choice but to leave in disgrace after staying for a few days.
Later, their village was put on the online loan blacklist.
But this may not be a bad thing.
At least no child in their village was forced to death by unscrupulous businessmen because of online loans...
Da Gu’s thoughts drifted further and further away.
But he didn't just stand there stupidly and recall the past. Instead, he recalled the past while doing squats.
Although it looks very strange, the club gave him a talent and made him develop the habit of exercising every moment.
[Metamorphosis of insects]
[When you exercise, light balls that enhance your attributes will burst out. Picking up light balls can improve your physical fitness.]
Physical fitness is the key to completing the task.
In order to catch up with a colleague who can transform into a Star Destroyer in three seconds and prevent himself from being abandoned by the club, he has to train diligently.
Even when he is with his girlfriend, he never forgets to do push-ups.
Release and pick up at the same time.
After a few seconds, Da Gu came back to his senses.
He stood up, picked up the ball of light, and walked towards the village. He ran into an electric tricycle head-on. The driver was his third aunt.
The two passed each other like strangers.
When performing a mission, the club will modify his physical characteristics, not only his appearance and height, but also his iris, voice, fingerprints, blood type, genes, and sometimes even his gender.
He just played the role of a beautiful girl with twin ponytails the day before yesterday, participated in the Impart, and killed more than a dozen monsters who were burning with desire.
Where is my second uncle buried
Da Gu reminisced as he walked towards the village.
After he became an adult, he has been working outside and has not returned to the village for a long time.
Memories emerge bit by bit.
His second uncle used the money from online loans to buy a piece of land in the village specifically for burying himself. He also hired a company to clean up for him after his death and burn something new every year.
If nothing unexpected happened, his second uncle would have played with Changan Automobile and Shadow Elf.
"Uncle, uncle!" Da Gu muttered, "You are the elder I respect the most, please don't make things difficult for me."
He hoped that his second uncle would not be too difficult to deal with.
He had encountered some difficult monsters before, which were somewhat like the bosses in soul-based games, and the battles lasted for three days and three nights.
The dog's brains were beaten out.
A few minutes later, the large bones appeared in the village cemetery.
His second uncle was very cruel. He erected a statue of his youth in the middle of the cemetery and buried his body under the statue.
Logically speaking, the body should have rotted long ago.
But his second uncle set up a refrigeration system downstairs and provided 24-hour electricity.
It can be as outrageous as it can be.
As the details in his memories became clearer and clearer, Da Gu suddenly felt that if his second uncle didn't come back to life, who would
"It's inevitable in the midst of chance..."
Da Gu talked to himself while doing push-ups.
Although the cemetery is not next to the main road, it is not remote. Children in the village often play here, and adults often pass by here.
About every two minutes, someone is seen doing push-ups in front of the statue.
"Neuropathy."
Da Gu keenly caught the curse in the wind.
He remained silent.
Put yourself in his shoes. If he saw someone doing push-ups in his second uncle's cemetery, he would also call that person a psycho.
Fortunately, the club helped him change his appearance, otherwise he would never return to the village in his life.
Time passed bit by bit, and in the evening, the statue suddenly shook.
Da Gu stood up.
He absorbed the attribute light balls on the ground, then put his hand on the hilt of the knife behind him, and his expression gradually became solemn.
The time to fight has come.
Archive!
This is another talent the club has given him.
[Read a file]
[You can create a temporary save for yourself in reality. When you are conscious, you can return to the save freely within ten minutes after saving.]
Da Gu would like to call this talent a divine skill.
He felt that this talent was no worse than becoming a Star Destroyer. His starting point was very low, but because of this talent, he achieved an excellent result of 100% mission completion rate.
His colleague who can transform into a Star Destroyer is not as good as him.
"Uncle! I beg you!"
"Can't you just lie down?"
"Come out and let me chop you into eight pieces. If someone burns something for you in the future, will you be able to keep it?"
Da Gu muttered to himself.
He really didn't want to do anything to his second uncle, because his second uncle was very good to him. Whenever he came to his house during the holidays, he would always give him a few large-denomination game recharge cards.
His second uncle knew that the money he gave would be confiscated, but the recharge card would not.
What a nice guy.
What a pity…
Rustle
The statue was shaking more and more violently, and Da Gu slowly drew out the long knife behind him, preparing to chop.
laugh-
Just as Dagu was fully alert to the statue, a blue-black hand emerged from his body and suddenly inserted into an indescribable part.
"Read... Read... Read the file."
Said Da Gu, who was lying in a pool of blood.
Shua—
Time went back and Da Gu returned to the time when the statue first began to tremble.
"Fuck! Fuck! Fuck! Fuck! Fuck!"
It hurts so much that he went to his mother's grave and his mother died of pain.
Da Gu covered his butt and jumped like a monkey, spewing sweet words: "Second Uncle, you are such a piece of shit. Just wait, I will smash you to pieces. I will be sorry for all the care you have given me over the years!"
The Most Respected Elder
Da Gu's eyes turned red.
The statue's shaking amplitude intensified again. This time, Da Gu no longer stared at the statue. Instead, he held the knife with both hands, with the tip of the knife pointing vertically downward.
laugh-
A dark blue hand emerged from his chest.
Da Gu glared and said, "I! Fuck! Your! Mom!"
He pressed down hard, and the blade penetrated the blue-black palm without any hindrance, and then pierced through the entire arm.
"roar!"
A roar that sounded inhuman came from under the stone slab.
Da Gu drew his knife without hesitation, and then stabbed wildly at the place where the sound came from.
The stone slab was like a piece of soft tofu under his knife. Every time he poked it, it made a cut, without hindering the movement of his blade at all.
Soon, the movement under the slab disappeared.
[Task rewards have been issued]
A line of small words floated in front of Da Gu's eyes.
[Congratulations on winning 200 yuan in cash]
Da Gu had a blank expression on his face.
He killed his second uncle and only made 200 yuan. He might as well have stolen an electric bike to deliver food.
Fortunately, this is not the bulk of the mission reward.
The cash reward is just for fun, the real reward is a variety of props, some of which are very practical, such as his sword [Murasame], which is the prop rewarded from a previous mission.
Da Gu felt a little nervous.
[Congratulations on obtaining the item "Red Refrigerator"]
"refrigerator?"
Da Gu subconsciously ignored the word "red" in front of the refrigerator.
He rubbed his eyes, confirmed that the club had given him a refrigerator, and immediately let out a long sigh of disappointment.
"Do I look like someone who needs a refrigerator?"
Not every prop is as practical as [Murasame]. There are also some useless props, such as [Endless Carrots], [Vibrating Cucumber], [Love Letter from Ordinary Leopard Auntie]...
What you get generally depends on luck.
Da Gu is very open-minded.
If you don’t get practical props this time, the possibility of getting practical props next time will be greater.
"never mind."
"Something is better than nothing."
His figure gradually faded from the air.
The distorted light and shadow engulfed his body bit by bit, and an enchanting voice was faintly heard in the light and shadow.
"Little darling!"
"Where have you been? Let's have some bondage play!"
"I love you so much!"
There is a sense of sexiness between the lines.
"Hold!"
"What monster? Take my sword!"