"My master shaves his legs every day in the bathroom~"
"Oh... what's that? I'm in even worse trouble. My master's armpits smell bad, but she always likes to hug me up."
"What are you guys... My master sometimes stuffs my place with strange condoms, and then asks me to poke hard..."
In the animal hospital, the cats waiting for treatment, Erha and other masters' favorites are complaining to each other.
Of course, the complaints between them are in animal language... In fact, they are sounds like barking and meowing.
The owners thought that their belongings were very happy because they saw many "friends"... But Luo Pianlu, the nurse who works here, can understand.
Wouldn't it be nice to tell these customers the true meaning of their stuff
What is that weird condom
Xiao Die Yao is worrying about this problem. Even so, Luo Pianlu, the nurse's mother, has no ambiguity about her work.
Because I can hear the language of these little beasts, I can prescribe the right medicine to treat the problems of these things. Compared with another kind of customer in the treatment center, it is not too simple.
"Pianli, it seems that someone is looking for you outside." A female customer pointed to the treatment room at this time.
Luo Pianlu turned her head away, only to see a small head looking up from the glass window, looking pitiful. Luo Pianlu was taken aback for a moment, she had a good memory, and recognized at a glance that this child was actually the son of Uncle Rat Demon.
Mmm... Big boy, cheese.
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But Luo Pianlu not only saw Uncle Mouse Demon's eldest son Cheese, but also saw Uncle Mouse Demon's wife Shu Xiaoshu.
At the back door of the animal hospital, Luo Pianlu closed the door and said in surprise, "It's gone?"
The pregnant female mouse monster in front of me nodded, and said worriedly: "Yeah, after he went out last night, he didn't come back in the morning, and I couldn't answer his phone, Shu You never would Such… "
Little Butterfly thought for a while and said, "Could it be that Uncle Mouse Demon is just at work, so he can't answer the phone for the time being?"
Shu You's wife, Shu Xiaoshu, said: "I called the cleaning company where he worked, and his colleague said that he hadn't seen him go to work today. I knew he had been to the hospital yesterday, and he had no choice but to come here. Please."
"Well... Uncle Shu You did come here yesterday, but he left very quickly, without even taking your medicine, Auntie." Luo Pianlu tilted her head and said in puzzlement, "But, where did he go?"
"Maybe... that place." Shu Xiaoshu said with a little fear at this time.
"Where?"
"Pure Land of Ultimate Bliss!" Shu Xiaoshu didn't speak, but Cheese stretched her neck and said, "Mom said that children can't go to that place, it's very dangerous. But my dad sometimes goes there secretly. Dad also cheats." Mom said she worked overtime, but we all know it."
Luo Pianlu looked at Shu Xiaoshu, who said with a serious face at this time: "Actually, in the morning, I asked Cheese to smell his father's smell to find him, and when he finally found that place, the smell It just disappeared. That place... Only Master Long can solve it."
Little Butterfly opened her eyes wide, but still asked in puzzlement, "Auntie, where is the Pure Land of Ultimate Bliss? Why do you seem so scared?"
Just as Xiaodie Yao asked the question, a cold voice came from behind her, "A monster like her who is too weak, of course, will be afraid."
Luo Pian turned around and found that Su Zijun had appeared behind her back at some point, and subconsciously said, "Sister Zijun, what do you know?"
I saw Su Zijun said indifferently: "The boss behind the Pure Land of Bliss is a great monster who has been enlightened for a thousand years, and his body is a golden monkey... But it is just a rumor. Anyway, no one has ever seen his body. As for the monkeys, That old woman Long Xiruo said it too."
"Big monster!" Little Butterfly blinked her eyes and was taken aback for a moment before she became frightened belatedly, patted her chest lightly, stuck out her tongue and said, "It turns out that other than Sister Long, There is also a big monster! I don't even know... "
Unexpectedly, Su Zijun pointed at himself expressionlessly and said, "I'm also a big demon."
Luo Pianlu began to break out in some sweat, and then bent over again and again to apologize: "I'm sorry, sister Zijun, I'm sorry, I'm sorry..."
Su Zijun snorted coldly... a very small hum.
She suddenly looked at Shu Xiaoshu, and said calmly, "Go back. If your husband disappears in the Pure Land of Ultimate Bliss, he will definitely come back afterward. .Maybe it’s the same when you start preparing for your funeral this time.”
"How good this is!" Shu Xiaoshu immediately covered his face and sobbed.
Looking at Shu Xiaoshu's big belly and hugging her bewildered son Cheese, Luo Pianlu couldn't bear it, so she gently tugged at the corner of Su Zijun's clothes, "Sister Zijun, you can go out to bliss Pure Land ask me?"
"I won't go to that place." Su Zijun yawned.
Little Butterfly's thinking is relatively simple: "Why? Is it because the boss there is better than you?"
"Ridiculous! That monkey whose head was caught by the door panel, can only kneel and lick this lady!"
"But why don't you go there?" Little Butterfly asked still puzzled.
"That's because...because...huh!" Su Zijun snorted coldly, "No one can order me to do something!"
"My lord, please do me a favor and help me find out about my husband!" Shu Xiaoshu propped up her knees at this moment, and actually knelt down on the ground. She even started to bend over with her big belly. Kowtowed, "Please, please!"
"What... what are you doing! Get up, get up... okay, okay, I'll just go over and ask!"
Su Zijun turned around and snorted coldly: "Listen well, I, I just have some old problems to settle with that monkey. It's definitely not because I sympathize with you and help you!"
Su Zijun turned around again and said seriously: "Remember, no one can..."
Before she finished speaking, Luo Pianlu had already answered the words with a smile, "No one can order Sister Zijun to do things! I know it!"
What a guy who can't make people angry... Where on earth did that old woman Long Xiruo pick up this little butterfly demon
Su Zijun sighed silently: Old woman, where did you die
…
…
Taiyinzi used all his strength to swing his body, in order to attract the attention of the owner who was reading a book below.
After a flicker, a rather large arc has been swayed under the ceiling.
Luo Qiuke was holding the book, and suddenly picked up a piece of the maid's handmade cookie and ate it. While eating, he asked curiously: "Tai Yinzi, what do you want to say?"
Tai Yinzi found that the black cloth wrapped around his face disappeared suddenly, and said quickly: "Master, I've learned from the pain..."
Suddenly interrupted.
Luo Qiu interrupted.
"This time is the same as last time?" Luo Qiu asked with a smile, "If you don't have any fresh words, then you can only be let go when You Ye is in a better mood."
It's not up to you to let it go or not...
Taiyinzi didn't dare to say such words directly. Of course, this old ghost didn't simply think that he was hanging on the record player just because he touched it.
In fact, the owner of this club has a dark heart... This is clearly a different kind of punishment for what happened in the prison.
"Tai Yinzi, the master likes honest children, don't you know?" You Ye said indifferently at this time: "Do you know what the consequences will be if you deliberately cheat?"
Tai Yinzi was dripping with cold sweat.
The old ghost seemed to be going all out today, took a deep breath and said: "Master, can you let me go tonight? After tonight, the old man will continue to be tortured for my own reasons, and I will be hanged for as long as Miss You Ye likes. Just when!"
"Why tonight? Do you have anything special?" Luo Qiu asked curiously.
"That... that... is something more important." Tai Yinzi hesitated, but when he saw the narrowed eyes of the maid, he shuddered all over his body, "Well... tonight is the German Chariot ' concert, if you miss it, you don’t know when it will be... ”
"It's them, they haven't paid much attention recently..." Luo Qiu nodded thoughtfully.
Taiyinzi stretched his neck and said expectantly: "Master..."
But the owner of the club suddenly closed the book in his hand, stood up, and said with a light smile, "You Ye, we will also go to the concert tonight."
Taiyinzi was taken aback.
It's as if I saw someone in the same way... Looking at the smile of the owner of the club at the moment, this is clearly the appearance of a fanboy. (.)
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