The few people have already gotten to know each other well these few days, and there is no taboo at all about making jokes, they dare to say anything.
Tan Tan's yin and yang were strange: "Who am I talking about, you kid follows that little sister Bai every day, like a fart, are you tired?"
Yao Ningning's face was red and her ears were red: "My fair lady is a gentleman, what do you know?"
Tan Tan cut off, and said: "Why don't I know, it's because you don't know, okay? It's fine if people have the slightest interest in you, but it's a pity that they don't have interest in you at all. You are obviously hot. It's so hot... Tsk tsk... You brat is really thick-skinned, and in the whole world, you are the only one besides my senior brother."
In the past few days, although Bai Shixuan has been following the demon Ningning around from time to time, the little girl's purpose is very, very clear: to find the cultivation inheritance of the Fenghu clan, so why not take advantage of a prince like a prince.
Yao Ningning naturally patted her chest and agreed, but the problem is that the things that the little girl needs are quite high-level, and they are all in the hands of the demon queen. This little girl obviously thinks she is ignorant of the world, so she doesn't see the rabbit and doesn't scatter the eagle: Who will believe you if you talk in plain language now? Anyone with the title of "Prince" really doesn't have much credibility!
Therefore, Yao Ningning has been extremely melancholy these past few days, and she is really worried.
As long as you are with Bai Shixuan, and you can't say a few words, the topic can turn to Fenghu's inheritance. If you want to talk about romance or something, or tell a joke or something, this little girl is so cute that she doesn't understand. Cute is cute, but...
"Talking about that day...hahaha, I laughed so hard..." Yao Ningning.
"Well, it's really funny. Brother Ning Ning, does the inheritance you mentioned earlier really exist? Does it really exist?" Bai Shixuan.
"By the way...that guy is so funny haha...that's how things are..." Yao Ningning.
"Well, it's really interesting, brother Ningning, can you describe to me what the inheritance looks like?" Bai Shixuan.
"And that matter I really worked so hard..." Yao Ningning.
"Well, it's really been a lot of hard work, Brother Ningning, the inheritance..." Bai Shixuan.
After several fights, Yao Ningning was completely weak and defeated.
This is the case in almost every conversation, and I have already complained to Tan Tan more than once: "Brother, tell me, do you say 'it's really hard work,'?"
Yao Ningning looked helpless: "This girl's thought structure is completely different from that of ordinary women... Others should be out of breath from laughing, and she just blinked her big innocent eyes and asked about inheritance very simply. I… "
Tan Tan and Chu Le'er dismissed this: The ones you tell are also called stories? I am ashamed to say some jokes, if nothing else, just talk about your eloquence. Before I started talking about the text, I was already laughing to death, the jokes were too much...
Are you doing performance art or telling jokes
Let me take another ten thousand steps back... Bai Shixuan has been hanging around with Mo Qingwu all this time, your so-called jokes and so-called stories, just from Chu Yang, I guess you have already heard it a thousand times Baqian's ears could callus up. Most of them are repeated, but you still speak with gusto. The little girl didn’t turn against you, it’s probably because the little girl is kind-hearted. Seeing how tired you are, I can’t bear it...
Take another 20,000 steps back...Compared with Chu Yang's eloquence and experience...
To put it in a less pleasant way, it's a piece of shit!
Who is interested to hear? Who can be interested to hear? !
Thanks to you, you still think it's very interesting, and you're still very interested... Let alone the little girl, even the two of us can't bear to listen to it... I listen to it once in a while, and I also hold a kind of "Looking at the demon Ning Ning" Embarrassment is really fun, the state of mind…
"Brother Tan, it's really strange for you to say this..." Yao Ningning said with a sad face.
"Why is it so strange?" Tan Tan rolled his eyes and bit the grass stem, with a bored expression on his face.
"You said...why is it so difficult for me to pick up a girl?" Yao Ningning said with a melancholy look on her face, "I'm so weird, I want a family background, and a character. You have to have good looks, you have to have kung fu, you have to have status, you have to have figure, you have to have demeanor, you have to have temperament, how can you just... "
"Ouch..."
"Ouch..."
Before he could finish, Chu Le'er and Tan Tan had already vomited together.
"You have to be narcissistic, you have to be shameless, you have to be thick-skinned, you have to..." Chu Le'er continued in a repeated voice.
Yao Ningning's complexion suddenly turned bitter: "I said, sister, you don't have to hit me like this... No matter how I say it, I'm still a majestic Jiuchongtianque princeling..."
Chu Le'er's face turned cold: "If you don't say anything else, just say that you call yourself a princeling, the little girl will definitely look down on you. You can think about it yourself. Is there any good person for the prince of Jiuchongtianque?"!
Yao Ningning's face turned dark: "Well... well... it seems...it seems that there are really no good people, no, I am a good person!"
Le'er was overjoyed, hehe said: "You are a good person, you are a good person and you still classify those who are not good people with yourself, you say you are not that, or that!"
Yao Ningning's complexion became even darker: "I'm really that, why didn't I think of it, I'm really that..."
Tan Tan said with a rare stern expression: "Yao Ningning, let me tell you seriously, you can't do this, you have to do it.
Yao Ningning was shocked immediately: "Brother, hurry up and teach me... You have a lot of experience, you are someone who has been here, brother, I will count on you, please..."
Tan Tan tilted his neck and laughed, very proud: "That's that, that's easy, it's easy."
Chu Le'er squinted and said, "Hey, brother Tan has so much experience in something? It seems that he has a lot of experience. Then when I see Sister Danfeng, I will definitely talk to her. No wonder she follows you so hard. Well, it turns out that you have so much experience... you don't know how many hundreds of girls you have dated, do you?"
"Grandma, my little aunt..." Tan Tan suddenly turned pale, bowed and bowed, almost in tears, with a face bitterer than bitter gourd, and bowed to Chu Le'er devoutly: "Grandma... Can I call you grandma, pity me, this old bone really can't stand the toss, just open your eyes, a master, and treat me as a... well, let me go..."
Yao Ningning's eyes widened: "Brother Tan, didn't you say that you are the head of the family at home? What do you say? Sister-in-law never dares to answer? What are you doing... woo... ···”
Before he finished speaking, Tan Tan covered his mouth and said, "You are a scumbag! Then what did he say when we brothers were together, but now there is your sister-in-law's best friend here Well... how can you talk nonsense like this? Are you fucking trying to kill me! You bastard, I've already given you away, why are you so clueless?!"
Chu Le'er had already started to laugh in a strange way: "Oh, so it is, so it is, oh so alive... oh so alive..."
"It's over, it's over..." Tan Tan's old society sighed deeply.
Yao Ningning heard the words, and asked persistently: "You haven't taught me what to do, you..."
Tan Tan said viciously: "How to do it? It's very simple! From now on, you will walk around with your butt naked in broad daylight, especially dangling in front of Bai Shixuan, impressing her with your strengths and uniqueness. It must work!"
"Besides this, don't eat when you are eating, you eat shit in front of her! I believe she will fall in love with you! This is the secret of picking up girls I will teach you!"
Tan Tanji let out a loud cry, stood up, and walked away.
Your sister, you exposed my old background in front of Chu Le'er, Xie Danfeng's hardcore best friend, and made me see that the sky is going to be dark, and you still want me to teach you how to pick up girls? How did you figure it out!
What a fucking brain tease...
Tan Tan has left.
Yao Ningning stared at her innocent eyes, at a loss.
I really didn't understand, what did I say that made Brother Tan angry
"This...to take off your clothes and run naked... It doesn't seem like a good idea......" Yao Ningning thought hard, and said to Chu Le'er: "As for eating shit, it's too difficult Some... this one is too heavy...does Bai Shixuan really like it? Le'er, you have a good relationship, do you like it yourself?"
Chu Leer was originally out of breath from laughing at the farce in front of her, but when she heard this sentence, she stood up and stomped on Yao Ningning, angrily said: "You're the one who likes it!"
Turned his head away angrily.
Yao Ningning scratched her head and muttered, "Don't you like it? I don't like it either..."
Not far away, Uncle Hu and Uncle Ma looked up at the sky. It seemed that there were so many things to see in the sky, but they raised their necks and stopped moving.
I saw the two people's Adam's apples moving, which seemed to be...
Looks like he doesn't know what he's doing.
"Huh? What's going on here?" Chu Le'er screamed loudly as soon as she got into Chu Yang's carriage.
When everyone heard the words, they immediately went over to check, and nothing was more important than the situation in front of a certain King of Hades.
In the carriage, Chu Yang was lying quietly as before, his face full of tranquility. However, layer upon layer of miraculous white light is constantly emerging from his body.
This dense white light turned out to be the extremely pure aura of heaven and earth, like layers of dense silk nets, covering Chu Yang's body layer by layer, as if to completely cover Chu Yang.
Everyone watched this astonishing scene helplessly, and really couldn't figure out what happened.
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