I was drunk like mud yesterday, but I was very happy!
Moved to a new house, friends came to congratulate, this meal of wine and drink is simply soul-stirring. . Forty-two people, after excluding women and children, there are thirty-three people.
Thirty-three men killed twenty-five bottles of liquor. Cough, forty-nine-degree liquor. collectively lying down...
Here are a few excerpts for you.
Here is an excerpt of the phone call after arriving at the hotel:
Captain: **Your uncle, why don't you come? Died on the way
Comrade: Fuck, I'm running fast, who are you
Captain: I am your uncle!
Comrade: Then you fuck my uncle
Captain: I am your second uncle.
Comrades: The second uncle is also an uncle, who are you
Captain: You don't care who I am, idiot, less than three minutes, I'm pretty good.
Comrade: Paralyzed, wait, I'm here, that table...
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On the wine table, at the beginning:
A guy said: I have a fatty liver, I really can't drink it. Another case came up immediately: Look, I have heart disease, I drink all the time... Fatty liver is a bird...
One said: I came by car. Immediately, everyone at the table booed: Fuck, do you think we can't afford a car
Another buddy said: I didn't drink even when I got married, I really can't drink it. Everyone at the table shouted together: You don't need to drink to get married, you just need to do other things... Immediately someone joked: What else are you doing
A comrade-in-arms went on a trip and got married secretly, without notice, came today, it is a big crime
One said in a hoarse voice: Fuck, the groom is here, who the hell is this, he's like a dog...
Another said: Grass, you don’t even know the groom, you didn’t drink the wedding wine
This one went on to say: Whoever drank the wedding wine is a bastard...
The whole table booed together: Who? who? Go to bed and drink wedding wine, idiot, stand up and let us see this bastard...
So everyone shook their heads together: I didn't go
Then collectively fired: shit, do you want to drink when you get married
Then everyone started asking: What does the bride look like
"White or not?"
"Fat or not?"
"Does it feel good to touch?"
"Is it pretty good?"
"Fuck, speak clearly, why don't you stand up?"
"Call me over and take off your clothes, and everyone will check on you."
Later, the groom kept bowing and bowing, but he was still not spared, so he had to drink a bottle of wine to make amends, and lay down before the banquet began...
The comrade-in-arms in Jinan, the one who lent me money to buy a house, was mobbed and attacked as soon as he arrived...
All the tables are from Laiwu, and he is the only one from Jinan.
So everyone yelled together: Get rid of this Jinan native first! This buddy lasted for two laps and then lay under the table...
This morning, I was sleeping, and a buddy called in a daze: Brother, I remembered you moved yesterday, did I go
I was confused on the spot; this girl got drunk last night and kicked all over the hotel, and she can't remember anything...
So I said: You didn't come...
This guy apologized again and again: Brother, I'm really sorry... I drank too much last night and couldn't make it through. I will go over in the afternoon and make up for you...
Haha, it's so cool... The number of words is limited, almost a thousand. stop.
Another: Let’s make a point, the soldiers are like this together, full of foul language, you can skip it if you don’t like it, Haihan Haihan...
All in all, I'm having a blast! I hope everyone will have fun with me (To be continued.)