Tan Tan grinned and stood up, furious, and shouted: "You you crazy woman! What are you doing!"
Xie Danfeng covered her face and ran quickly, crying and turning to the back of a mountain depression, Tan Tan was dumbfounded again. Just about to catch up, Xie Danfeng shouted in shame and anger: "Don't come here! I'm changing clothes..."
Tan Tan was startled, then dumbfounded, and thought to himself, what clothes are you changing at this time? What kind of clothes should I change into? Clearly trying to cheat...
Just about to catch up, Meng Chaoran had already chased him up from behind, patted him on the shoulder, stopped him, and asked, "What's the matter?" Made people cry
According to Miss Xie's temper, Tan Tan wanted to make her cry... that is really not an easy task!
"I don't know either..." Tan Tan scratched his scalp, muttered, with a puzzled expression on his face: "This bitch suddenly cried..."
Meng Chaoran rolled his eyes, and suddenly had the urge to slap this guy to death: You made him cry, and you told me you didn't know
But Tan Tan couldn't even tell the reason, and Meng Chaoran could only stare.
After a long time, Xie Danfeng came out from behind the big stone coyly, changed into a water-green skirt, walked in a very strange posture, bit her lip, her face was red, and the blush faded after a while, and she didn't know what was going on. When I got up again, I was red again...
Rolling his eyelids to look at Tan Tan, he lowered his head again, unexpectedly a little more shy than a little girl.
Meng Chaoran's eyeballs almost popped out!
Along the way, I don't know anything else, at least Miss Xie has a super thick skin, and I have learned that she is basically impenetrable. Now, this chick who blushes at every turn, walks in small steps, and speaks softly...is it really the female Tyrannosaurus just now
"Why did you suddenly change your clothes?" Tan Tan raised his eyebrows and asked dissatisfiedly, "When is this? What clothes did you change?"
Xie Danfeng bit her lip, snorted, and turned her head away.
Tan Tan suddenly flew into a rage, and said in a rage: "Humph? Do you know that you have already lost? Hurry up and hand over the core!"
Xie Danfeng only felt a burst of internal injuries, and had nothing to say to this extremely incomprehensible guy. She grabbed the kernel, threw it over, bit her lip and cursed: "The kernel! You know the kernel!"
Tan Tan took it, smiled brightly, put away the core, held his head high, and waved his hand: "Let's go! Let's go ahead!"
Xie Danfeng bit her lip and stared at him, speechless with grief and indignation: This guy doesn't even know why I'm crying
Just thinking about it, Tan Tan said: "Besides, I don't care what kind of nerves you have to cry, but I don't care about it with you; but you won't be allowed in the future, you know?"
Xie Danfeng continued to stare, only feeling that her mind was blank.
"You women who cry, make trouble and hang themselves three times won't work for me!" Tan Tan triumphantly announced, "So, you don't have to fight for this aspect. I still have to take the land that should be collected."
Xie Danfeng was stunned for a while, then stomped forward without saying a word. She also understood that when she was with such a guy and expected him to be gentle and considerate... that was her own dream, and it was a daydream.
This guy has a strong invincible ability: destroying emotions and atmosphere, he is definitely the best in the world!
Xie Danfeng puffed her cheeks, stared at the ground with disdainful eyes, and rushed forward with her head buried.
Tan Tan followed her closely, and after a while, it seemed that she was not used to arguing for such a long time, Tan Tan coughed twice, and said, "You haven't said anything yet? Why did you change your clothes?"
"I'm happy! You don't care? What's the matter?" Xie Danfeng stopped abruptly, put his hands on his hips and breathed fire with his eyes, and shouted loudly with his head raised and chest out.
It was like thunder!
Tan Tan was startled suddenly, looking at the stern face of his sweetheart in front of him, he muttered: "If you don't say it, don't say it..." His voice was very low.
Xie Danfeng yelled fiercely, and felt that she was not very depressed anymore, and seeing Tan Tan's frightened look, she felt complacent, hummed twice, turned around and left.
Tan Tan continued to follow, a question in his mind turned around for more than a dozen times and he didn't dare to ask it, but in the end he couldn't help it, and finally he licked his face and ran a few steps to catch up with Xie Danfeng, sneakily said in a low voice: "This... well… "
"What? Talk and fart!" Xie Danfeng's pretty face was extremely stern, and she had already returned to her former toughness.
"The smell I smelled at that time...what the hell is it?" Tan Tan successfully pulled her out of her tough personality with a single sentence, she was at a loss for an instant, and looked at Tan Tan with eyes that wanted to eat people.
"You, say, what!?" Xie Danfeng gritted her teeth and asked word by word. Following the question, she approached dangerously, her eyes flickering fiercely.
"I... I mean, is that... is that..." Tan Tan tried his best to lean back, avoiding the oppression of the other party, his voice flustered.
"Is it what? What is it!" Xie Danfeng roared like a thunderbolt, and was about to turn around and leave. The best thing to do about this topic is not to talk about it.
But, it's too late.
Tan Tan thought she was asking himself something, but the words that she didn't dare to say suddenly came out: "Did you pee?"
Xie Danfeng's delicate body trembled, her face turned red slowly, and she stared at Tan Tan firmly.
"What I'm talking about... Did you pee your pants?" Tan Tan was a little panicked, took a step back, and said in a spirit of seeking truth from facts: "I smelled something in your crotch... and you went to Change… "
After finishing speaking, he turned his head sideways, with a memory on his face, pondering, and said uncertainly: "But it's not too coquettish... It's not like pee... The smell is a bit strange, let me think about it..."
"Ah... ah..." Xie Danfeng clasped her head in her hands and yelled loudly, desperately: "Tan Tan! I'm going to kill you! I'm going to kill you! You who kill thousands of knives, you heinous stinker! A rascal, a bastard with no light in the sun and the moon, a shameless thief to the extreme... ah... "
Then his eyes were red, his face was red, even his neck and ears were red, he clenched his fists and rushed towards Tan Tan frantically, his force suddenly increased several times, grabbed Tan Tan and beat him like a sandbag , tossing and kicking fiercely...
Tan Tan kept screaming, stumbling, tumbling, and unable to fight back. In an emergency, he suddenly remembered Chu Yang's teaching: "When you face an enemy, you can't guard against it at all. It's not an opponent at all, and you can't escape. You just need to do one thing: ... cover your head, hold the ball ... whatever you want ... as long as these two parts are okay, you will be fine!"
Tan Tan suddenly had a flash of inspiration, gave up all resistance, shrank his body into a ball, thrust his head down, and protected his crotch with both hands...
let's hit!
Dead pigs are not afraid of boiling water!
This violent act lasted for a quarter of an hour. At the end of the fight, Xie Danfeng was out of breath, kicked up, and Tan Tan rolled out on the ground like a ball, rolled out a long way, rolled up a steep slope, and then rushed to the steep slope At half the height, the momentum stopped, and then force in the opposite direction, Gu Lulu rolled back again.
This phenomenon made Xie Danfeng, who was in a rage, couldn't help but burst out laughing...
The bastard! It's really dumbfounding.
Meng Chaoran who came after him was confused, opened his eyes wide and asked, "What... what's wrong?"
"What's wrong?" Xie Danfeng said angrily, "Ask your good apprentice!"
As soon as he turned around, he drove forward without looking back. Only then did Tan Tan yell out: "Master... father... help me..."
When Meng Chaoran understood what was going on, he almost beat Tan Tan again: Even if you really can't speak, you can't be so stupid... How did this bastard come up with such a good situation and such a bad situation? of
Tan Tan's mournful moans...
Finally, the matter came to an end. In the fury of Miss Xie Danfeng, she didn't know that the road she led had deviated from the original direction, and she started to head towards the center of the Canglan war zone...
She just rushed forward with her head sullen and sullen, but when she came to her senses, she had already run into someone.
Coincidentally, people from the Xie family!
This made Xie Danfeng a little dazed and dazed, and couldn't help standing at the place where he just turned the corner, stunned.
Meng Chaoran and Tan Tan turned around to take a look, only to see that there was a fierce fight at a distance of more than a hundred feet!
On one side are the Xie family members in green clothes and black belts, there are hundreds of them, and on the other side are a large group of spirit beasts, iron-skinned lions and beasts. Among the iron lion beasts, there are five or six people dressed in strange shapes.
There was a crash in Meng Chaoran's arms. The spirit-absorbing holy fish he kept for Tan Tan turned over a few waves in the fish tank inexplicably, and blew bubbles.
"Three-star saint clan?" Meng Chaoran and Tan Tan were stunned at the same time.
"These are the three-star saint clan?" Xie Danfeng felt relieved when she saw that her brother and clan members were not in danger for the time being, and looked curiously at the three strangely dressed people in the fierce battle, and said in amazement: "Tan Tan, they Uglier than you!"
Tan Tan asked in shock, "What about now?"
Xie Danfeng burst out laughing and said, "Now you are very handsome."
Tan Tan continued to be shocked and said, "Do you know those people?"
Xie Danfeng not only did not despise his shock this time, but looked at him carefully for a while, nodded, and said: "Well, it's much more pleasing to the eye. Let me tell you, the handsome and unrestrained one in the middle who commanded Ruo must be like a yushu The person facing the wind is my elder brother, Xie Danqiong!"
Tan Tan was really shocked this time, his facial features shifted in an instant, he hissed and gasped, and said in shock, "So it's my brother-in-law!"
Xie Danfeng was ashamed and kicked out: "Get out!"
Next to the fierce battle between the two families, there was a large group of people watching Xie's family fighting with the iron lion beast gloatingly. Obviously waiting to take advantage.
A large flag was erected high, with a snow-white lotus clearly visible on it. In the center of the lotus, a Chinese character "Luo" fluttered in the wind. Under the banner, two young people stood side by side with a sturdy expression, it was Luo Kewu and Luo Kedi!
"Wow... this is so cool..." Luo Kedi smiled blindly: "Damn, this time, teach Xie Danqiong, who has always been arrogant, to a lesson! Damn, this is such a big deal. It takes hundreds of years to pick it up once.”