"I can't wait to untie my pants for you to compare!" Chu Yang waited impatiently, looking at this face, looking at that face, bursting out laughing immediately after being recognized with a face. Looking at the three people with that kind of excited expression, I saw three inexplicable faces and three pairs of very questioning eyes.
Chu Yuzuo finally lost his face a little bit, and finally couldn't bear it, and said in a very depressed voice: "Don't you guys think that this thing really looks like the one in our crotch...that's it?"
Chu Yuzuo was a little bit crazy, never once did he tell jokes to such an extent that he was so depressed!
These three people have no sense of humor...
Chu Yuzuo's depression was not unreasonable, because he directly messed up the whole thing. He really didn't know. It's not that what he said was unexpected, but that what he said really misled people: We have it too!
That's what's wrong with this sentence!
You said yes... The problem is that you don't have what you said... It really doesn't exist! If there is no you but you are there, can people still make something out of nothing
So Chu Yuzuo had to go crazy. The last sentence came out in a very depressed roar.
As soon as he said these words, those who understood among the three of them immediately understood, and even those who didn't understand immediately understood. In an instant, one of them, who had suffered internal injuries long ago, covered his stomach and laughed wildly.
It was a laugh, but it suffocated me...
As for the other two, they looked at Chu Yang angrily. Seeing that posture, they were about to pounce on him and beat him up!
Seeing that someone finally understood, Chu Yuzuo was about to laugh wildly when he met two cold and angry gazes, the kind contained in these gazes... was enough to cut him into pieces!
Chu Yuzuo felt a chill down his spine, and just as he was about to burst out laughing, he held back his stomach again. She smiled embarrassingly, touched her nose, scratched her head, and said, "Why, isn't it funny?"
"Funny!" Tie Butian gritted his teeth and tried his best not to explode, and suddenly burst into anger like a blowout: "It's funny that you are so vulgar, so obscene, so... you still say it, you actually say it!" Still complacent... actually still... you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you are really shameless!"
The other shadow looked at Chu Yang dumbfounded, and really wanted to beat him up!
"Uh..." Chu Yang was dumbfounded. I really don't know why this joke, which should have been unimpeded among men, has completely backfired at this moment
This is really amazing!
Could it be that being an emperor is different from ordinary men? Not even the least bit of a laugh
"Don't tell me about your allusion?" Tie Butian said angrily. I can't wait to change the subject, this joke is really embarrassing to death. Tie Butian's face was already flushed red.
Saying this in front of me is simply hateful! hateful! Extreme bastard!
"I... I dare not say it anymore." Chu Yang said weakly with his head drooping. Xin Dao just said this, and it has already triggered such a fierce reaction. If he finished talking about the allusion, wouldn't he be cut into pieces
"Say it, it's okay." The male shadow encouraged, his eyes were full of gloating.
"Say." Tie Butian had a cold face, but he could also see the traces of a suppressed smile in his eyes. I'm really embarrassed to laugh... This bastard!
"Well, the thing is like this. Legend has it that there was once a man who was good-looking and rich, but he didn't find a wife for anything. He lived until he was over eighty years old and hadn't found a wife yet. Finally...died." Chu Yang said while stealing a look at the faces of several people.
Seeing that nothing happened, he boldly continued: "... So, after reincarnation, he was reincarnated as a human being, still very handsome, handsome, and rich, but he lived to be eighty years old and still did not find a wife... died again..."
Speaking of this, the three of them were also stunned. What kind of allusion is this...
"What does this have to do with this mountain?" Tie Butian couldn't help asking, raising his eyebrows. Such a ridiculous story, I really don't know what the purpose is...
"Don't worry, you'll know when you hear it." Chu Yang comforted, "... In this way, he kept reincarnating, nine times, and reached the last life! Before he died, he knew that he had actually reincarnated nine times. Bachelor! This ninth-life virgin finally erupted like a volcanic blowout... "
Chu Yang said with a sad and indignant expression, "So before he died, he made a great wish, saying: In the world, if there are men, there will be women, and if there are women, there will be men. Yin and Yang are in harmony, and all things breed! The principle of yin and yang in the world. But I have talent and virtue, but I have been a bachelor for nine lifetimes; the sky is playing tricks, nothing is more than this! Where is the justice? Where is the human way? Where is the way of heaven? Where is the law of heaven!... "
When Chu Yang spoke up and down, his voice paused. The other three couldn't help but be attracted by this story. It was really depressing to think that God had misplaced the marriage line, resulting in a talented and good-looking young man being single for nine consecutive lives. Apart from the four words of injustice, there is really nothing to say...
Especially when Tie Butian thought of himself, he couldn't help but sigh, and thought to himself, could it be that God made a wrong marriage in my life? They shouldn't meet each other, but they meet again, and they should be together, but due to various reasons, they are bound to be alone for the rest of their lives... How is it different between me and the man in the story.
Couldn't help but sighed and asked: "Then... what ambition did he make? Three wives and four concubines in the next life like a cloud of beauties?" Xin Dao, according to the thinking of ordinary men, should be this... After nine lifetimes of being a bachelor, there are Such a desire is understandable.
"No." Chu Yang smiled strangely, and continued to narrate: "... He looked up to the sky and shouted loudly, saying: Yin and Yang can't be reconciled, what is the use of this heaven? Reincarnation, so what? Everyone in the world is in harmony, Yin and Yang Complementary, the heaven alone treats me so unfairly, which is tolerable and unbearable! Although I can't coordinate Yin and Yang in this life, even if I die, I will live every day!"
Tie Butian let out an "ah" and was speechless for a moment! I just feel that my heart will stop beating in shame at this moment. In an instant, I regretted it in my heart: I really have nothing to do, let this guy tell some allusions here, this is great, it's embarrassing to death...
Chu Yang shrugged his shoulders while talking with joy: "... After he finished speaking, he took off all his clothes, spread his legs wide open, lay down on his back and died! His resentment soared into the sky, and suddenly there was lightning and thunder, and his Suddenly, an unbelievable mutation occurred in the body!"
Tie Butian originally wanted to ask: What mutation? But after thinking about it, he still held back and didn't ask. It is expected that this guy can't say anything good. As the saying goes, a dog can't spit out ivory...
"... A mutation, his body turned into mountains, his arms turned into canyons, his blood turned into rivers, his hair turned into flowers and trees... So a big mountain rose majestically! But he The thing under the crotch, according to his request before he died, stands straight on the highest point of this mountain, rushing straight to the sky! It's as if the sky... so, a big hole!"
The other three people have already heard like ducks stunned by thunderstorms, stunned, sweating...
This allusion is really... really... really nothing to say.
"So, there is this Chunyang Peak in front of us!" Chu Yuzuo finally brought the story to an end. Smash it, smash it, looked at the big round stone pillar in front of you with admiration, and said, "So, this mountain has another name, which is more familiar to everyone and very vivid..."
"Stop talking! Stop talking!" Tie Butian yelled! His face turned from white to red, from red to blue, from blue to black, and he was so angry that his belly was going to explode.
Thinking of the empathy I felt just now, the secret sadness and self-pity... all kinds of moods, it turns out that there is such a 'allusion'! I couldn't help feeling almost ashamed, if it wasn't for the magical jade pendant to cover me up, I would be really stupefied with anger now; looking at Chu Yang, I couldn't help being furious, and my anger couldn't be beat anywhere!
Staring at Chu Yang, Tie Butian gritted his teeth and said word by word: "Chu, Yu, Zuo! You are really...profound...!"
"Where is that, haha..." Chu Yang's face had already turned into a flower with laughter, his whole body was trembling and speechless, like a small mimosa swaying in the wind, even his laughter trembled: "Wow Hahaha... Heheha... "
Tie Butian has a black line all over his head.
The joke told to men... really nothing. But the problem is... the problem is...
Chu Yuzuo is a complete tragedy!
When he was leaning forward and backward, laughing convulsively like a cramp, Tie Butian and another shadow slammed him down. Caught off guard, Chu Yuzuo was in a state of complacency, how could he dodge, and was captured with a neat move.
Then there is boxing plus!
Bang bang bang, puff puff...
The poor Chu Yuzuo didn't know where this disaster came from. He was beaten several times and he still couldn't stop laughing... After a long while, he suddenly became furious: "What's wrong? What's wrong?..."
The two women were sullen and attacked fiercely, Chu Yuzuo screamed incessantly...
After a while, the two women were tired from beating, and finally stopped panting and let him go. Chu Yuzuo jumped up and was sore and furious: "Why did you hit someone?! Is there any law for this?!"
"Zhen is Wang Fa!" Tie Butian snorted, rubbing his aching wrist, and said proudly. Still angry...
As soon as these words came out, the two shadows couldn't help laughing even more! The emperor is here, what are you talking about
When others say this sentence, it is pretending to be coercive, and they do not know the heights of the sky and the earth. But the emperor said that he is Wang Fa... who can refute
Chu Yang's eyes straightened, and under the eyes of the three of them, he thought to himself that two fists were no match for four hands. After being defeated, he said in frustration, "I admit I was beaten...but you have to give me a reason..."