Jun Xizhu was also extremely depressed about this incident!
Since arriving in this extreme northern wilderness, she also changed out of the black clothes she was tired of wearing long ago, changed into clothes, and appeared in front of the few confidantes in her favorite plain-faced attire.
Mr. Wei went out today and hasn't come back yet. Jun Xizhu was a little worried, and he just got the news that the family that had an enmity with Mr. Wei also sent people this time to hunt the ninth-level spirit beasts in the extreme northern wilderness.
Jun Xizhu was afraid that Mr. Wei might make a mistake, and the rest of her subordinates were obviously useless, so she had to come out to look for it herself. If something happened to Mr. Wei, she was the only one who could help the entire Dark Bamboo organization...
When she came out to search, naturally the first stop was to go to Mr. Wei's old lair. She knew that Mr. Wei came back this time with a big purpose just for this place.
Moreover, she is also very curious about Mr. Wei's secret lair that no one is allowed to set foot in...
So due to various reasons, Jun Xizhu searched all the way.
Who would have thought that just after seeing Mr. Wei's old lair, he ran into two little hooligans molesting him! This really made Jun Xizhu angry and funny.
Especially the whistle, like a reminder, one after another, the sound is endless. Jun Xizhu was angry from the bottom of his heart, and wanted to teach him a lesson. Come over to see, but it is an acquaintance, it turns out to be the son of the two big families of Zhongtian.
Jun Xizhu wanted to frighten them off with a stare, but before he walked over, these two well-known lazy bastards started boasting and flirting.
Still writing articles and poems
Jun Xizhu looked at the two of them gloomyly: "Luo Kedi, can you write articles? Ji Mo, can you write poems?"
Luo Kedi and Ji Mo trembled for an instant, and Luo Kedi wiped his sweat. In such a cold weather, his head was steaming hot, and he was embarrassed: "Jun...jun, that gentleman...it turns out to be the king seat Haha, woo, forgive me, cough, cough, we too... hey, just kidding... really just open... open... open that... open..."
Under Jun Xizhu's increasingly cold gaze, Luo Kedi wiped his sweat, and the more he spoke, the more powerless he became, and finally he couldn't continue.
"Your seat calm down...hehehe, king seat rests from thunder, pauses anger... this, this..." Ji Mo rolled his eyes desperately: "hehe... you must know that everyone has a heart for beauty... this..."
"What about this and that!" Jun Xizhu's anger rose from his heart in an instant, and the evil turned to his guts. He flew over, lifted Luo Kedi up, and punched Luo Ershao's stomach with a puff , then kicked to the ground, stepped on the chest with one foot, and said with a pretty face, "Did you see Mr. Wei?"
Luo Kedi and Ji Mo looked at each other, and they immediately felt relieved: "I see, I see."
"where?"
"It's right here...he hasn't come out yet, we'll wait for him here." The two rushed to answer. This woman is horrible...
"Inside?" Jun Xizhu heaved a sigh of relief. As long as nothing happened, when I turned around and saw these two guys, I was instantly furious.
Since Mr. Wei is fine, Jun Xizhu is not in a hurry, and simply waits here for him to come out. By the way, punish these two guys who molested women.
He kicked Luo Kedi with a slap, and the second young master Luo screamed like a pig butcher: "Luo Kedi! Write me an article! Hurry up! Aren't you good at writing? You're a sister-in-law, you can still write!" Substitute, you are quite capable, you..."
Luo Kedi's face was as bitter as yellow lotus: "The king's seat, the king's seat... this, this..."
"Write quickly!" Jun Xizhu said angrily, "If I don't see a complete article today, someone else will write an article for you, Second Young Master Luo. Besides, it's a sacrificial article!"
Luo Kedi was crying bitterly in his heart, a foot was stepped on his chest, it was as if the whole mountain was pressed up, he couldn't even move his fingers, he rolled his eyes helplessly, and cried out for help: "Third brother... help I write an article…”
Ji Mo was turning around slowly, ready to run away, but Luo Kedi stopped him on the spot with a word, raised his foot, and just fixed in the air...
You bastard... I'm about to escape, aren't you holding me back...
"Well, I almost forgot! Ji Mo, can you compose poems?" Jun Xizhu squinted at Ji Mo: "You are limited to three steps to compose a poem! If you can't do it, I will ask Luo Kedi to give it to you." You write sacrificial rites!"
Ji Mo jumped up with a scream, and cried loudly: "Luo Kedi...you bastard, I was killed by you..."
Luo Kedi was lying on the ground, rolling his eyes up and down...
"Ji Mo, you come first!" Jun Xizhu was so angry that he crushed Luo Kedi's chest again with his toes, and Luo Kedi trembled for a moment, and shouted: "Third brother... you Hurry up and write a poem, hurry up and write a poem... Brother, I... I can't take it anymore... "
Ji Mo spread his hands, and was about to cry sadly: "If I knew how to compose poetry... wouldn't it be sooner?"
"Write more quickly!" Jun Xizhu's face changed, and the coldness in his eyes became more intense: "Molesting me? Are you so easy to moleste?"
Ji Mo began to cry: "We really didn't know it was you..."
"Stop talking nonsense!" Jun Xizhu burst out murderously.
"I compose poetry... I compose..." Ji Mo stood still, frowning, scratching his head: "The sky... heavy snow... fluttering...
Unknowingly took a step, and recited the second sentence: "... June Dashan turned white..."
"Pfft..." Hearing these two sentences, Luo Kedi's body trembled, and his face was flushed. It was rare for him to be able to laugh while being stepped on like this.
"Are you still laughing?" Jun Xizhu looked at him in surprise: "Second Young Master Luo...you are really courageous, you are not afraid of death..."
Luo Kedi suddenly rolled his eyes: I can't help it... This mother is also called poetry...
At this time, Ji Erye finally stumbled and read the third sentence: "I want to write poetry in the cold..." He scratched his head and thought for a long time before saying: "It's not bad..."
A bouncing: "Wow ha ha ha... done..."
"It's snowing heavily in the sky, and the mountains are turning white in June; it's freezing in the cold and you want to write poetry, but the result isn't bad?" Jun Xizhu twisted her slender eyebrows: "What kind of nonsense is this..."
"You only said that you want to compose a poem, but you didn't say what standards you want..." Ji Mo argued hard, holding his neck. If you can't argue, if Jun Xizhu insists on making yourself another one... then it will really kill you. This one is already the most rhyming song I have made since I was born...
"Forget it!" Jun Xizhu waved his hand: "Go away! If I see you molesting a woman again, let your Ji family prepare for the funeral."
Ji Mo nodded and bowed his waist: "Yes, yes; but now I'm already famous, Aobo is very good... I won't do it anymore, the key is that Luo Kedi is a hooligan..."
The mouse ran away with its head in its arms. Exactly: Anxious like a bereaved dog, busy like a fish slipping through the net...
"Ji Mo! You pig!" Luo Kedi lay down on the ground and yelled, beating the ground with his hands in grief and indignation.
"It's your turn." Jun Xizhu looked at Luo Kedi, and said in a cold voice, "Let me see your literary talents."
Luo Kedi said in distress, "Junzao... why don't you beat me up..."
"Stop talking nonsense!" With a flash of cold light, a long sword stabbed Luo Kedi's crotch with a bang, and pierced through his clothes with a puff and plunged into the snow under his body. The blade of the sword wobbled, emitting a cold light.
cold!
Luo Kedi trembled all over, his fine hairs exploded, feeling the sword and the part of the body shake and touch, his soul flew out of his mind, and he suddenly felt that the gun was in a hurry, the front was about to spurt out, and the back was about to blow thousands of miles away …
"Excuse me..." Second Young Master Luo trembled.
"If you don't write any more articles, your Luo family will have to rely on your eldest brother Luo Kewu to carry on the family line..." Jun Xizhu said flatly.
"I'll write it!" Luo Kedi agreed straightforwardly. Then he frowned and thought about it.
"Text... Title: Praise Daxue." Luo Kedi took a deep breath: "Can you make me stand up..."
"no!"
"Well... if you can't do it, you can't do it... Praise Daxue... Praise..." Luo Kedi cried with a sad face, like a concubine; Ji Mo Yongxue, of course Luo Kedi also wanted to learn from it.
"In the cold winter of June, heavy snow fell, the snowflakes fell violently, and the north wind blew hard. It was freezing cold, and it was infinitely sad..." Luo Ershao's literary talents were really good, and he could write a bunch of words in one sentence.
"The winter in your house is always in June?" Jun Xizhu snorted.
"It's June now...it's so cold here, isn't it winter?" Luo Kedi rolled his eyes and muttered, "I'm still shirtless at my house at this time..."
"Stop talking nonsense! Continue!"
"Hmm... the sky is cold, it's infinitely sad... the most miserable person, who else is I... Ji Mo has left, that bad embryo! One day, he will suffer from cramps and smash his marrow..." Second Young Master Luo became more and more fluent, and rolled his eyes: " The women in the world, confinement sister-in-law is the most beautiful, all over the country, the soul flies away at first sight; it's a pity that married, the flowers are fat; when you sigh, Bai Xue falls into your mouth... "
It turned out that while reading the article, white snow poured into his mouth with the wind; because of the scene, Luo Ershao actually turned back to the original topic: "...It's icy cold, it doesn't feel beautiful; the extreme northern ice field is too bad luck; if I can go back, Never go back again; Molested women, cut off my legs; Eldest sister spared her life, dedicated herself... How about this article? Hehehehe... "
"Pfft..." Jun Xizhu laughed amused by him, kicked the guy out with a flying kick, and scolded: "Get out! Let me see you molesting women later, be careful of your life!"
"Hey, hey..." Luo Kedi got up and ran away without looking back. The little heart is jumping wildly, and finally escaped with a little life, my mother... It's too late...
Who the hell has ever experienced such a horror? The cold long sword was stuck there, and if I was not careful, my brother would run away from home automatically; can I ignore my second child...
Thinking about it, thinking about this, I was so frightened that my lips were green and my face was pale, but then I burst out laughing: "Gu second child? Gu second child? I'm really talented... Aww~~~"
"What did you say?" Gu Duxing appeared in front of him with a murderous expression... just in time to hear him muttering to himself.
Rock's legs softened, his mind was still in chaos, and he couldn't choose what to say for a while: "I, I, I... I mean the second... I can't ignore... Gu the second..."
"I'll kill you bastard!" Gu Duxing and Dong Wushang were originally Ji Mo's rescuers, and they rushed here anxiously, but they saw this guy burying themselves alive and kicking... Hearing these words at this moment, really He was so angry that his fists and feet fell like rain, falling crazily...
In less than a quarter of an hour, Luo Kedi lay down on the ground like a dried salted fish... Only breathing out, not breathing in...
At this time, a white light flashed, and a door suddenly appeared; Chu Yang and Mr. Wei finally came out...
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After the exam tomorrow, I will be fine this month, even if it is a make-up exam, it will be next month... oh, oh, oh, oh, my crow's mouth...
Ask for a few ***, please bless me once, I need your blessings very much... Amen! >
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