In the kitchen, six people were eating dinner in silence.
Mother Chen swallowed the food in her mouth and suddenly said, "Chen Yu, I have a few things to ask you."
"What's the matter?" Chen Yu was chewing food, vaguely.
"How's your part-time editing job going lately? Can you still make money?"
"Yes, you want to transfer WeChat at night."
"Just asking, the money you left with us is already tens of thousands. You can keep the money you earn from now on. It's time to learn how to save money." After a pause, Mother Chen continued to ask: "What about sports?" How are things going? When is the game?"
"If I don't compete, I'd say I'm no longer a sports student."
"Is this going to turn you off?"
"What does it mean to be a prostitute? Your son has good looks and skills. What's wrong with going to college and making a lot of money?"
"Can I get into university now without taking exams?" Chen's father interrupted.
"..." Chen Yu clapped his chopsticks: "Why has it made me unhappy every time we have a family chat since I can remember?"
"Okay, okay, you're old enough to make money. You can make your own decisions. We won't interfere with you." Mother Chen waved her hand, glanced at Chen Yi, Er, and San Ke, and said calmly: "One last thing, I heard a dog barking in your bedroom last night. What's going on? "
After the words fell, Chen Yike stiffened, Chen Erke looked panicked, and Chen Sanke was confused. But the three people's eyes were firmly focused on Chen Yu...
"Hmm..." Chen Yu and his three sisters looked at each other for a few moments, pondered for a moment, and then said, "Wow."
Mother Chen: “…”
Father Chen: “…”
"Woah!" Chen Yu began to sweat on his forehead: "Is this the sound?"
The three sisters moved in unison and gave a thumbs up at the same time.
My brother is awesome!
…
After perfunctoryly dealing with his parents, Chen Yu walked out of the kitchen and returned to the bedroom under the admiring eyes of his three younger sisters.
Locking the door, he stretched out on the bed, turned to look at Xiao Taohong, and asked: "Has the text update been published?"
"It was released, and the number of clicks was very high. Station B had the most reads, with more than one million. However, Kuaiji and Douyin did not support text dynamics, so the release was not successful."
"Those two platforms currently don't have many fans. If they didn't, they wouldn't be there." Chen Yu didn't seem to care. He turned over and exposed his belly. After closing his eyes for a while, he stood up and moved to Xiao Taohong's side: "Put the desk aside." Leave it to me, I want to write the copy. I haven’t written in a long time.”
"Okay." Xiao Taohong picked up the notebook and gave up her position obediently.
More than half an hour later.
Chen Yu burned the copy he had memorized, stood up and took out the royal robe and cheongsam from under the bed, and threw one to Xiao Taohong: "Put it on, let's go live."
Xiao Taohong put the notebook back on the desk, quickly changed into her cheongsam, put on her mask, and walked to the portal to operate: "Mr. Chen, where do we want to broadcast live?"
"Jian Guo, it's daytime there, find a place where no one is around."
"Okay! Let's choose Sacramento, right?"
"Sacramento is fine, but it can't be the same place as last time. It's easy for the Jianguo officials to deploy manpower there." After changing into the royal robe, Chen Yu picked up one of the two boxes, walked behind Xiao Taohong, and urged: "Choose are you done?"
"Okay!" Xiao Taohong quickly pressed the confirmation command, waited for the space connection to be completed, and immediately opened the door: "Mr. Chen, you go first."
"Be good, take that 'thing' too."
"good."
Stepping on the land on the other side of the earth, Chen Yu held the express box under his armpits, raised his wrist and swiped his watch, controlled the suspended camera to focus on himself, put on his mask, and waited quietly for nine o'clock to arrive.
"It's nine o'clock, start the live broadcast!"
[The promotion live broadcast room is opening... ]
[Site B has been opened.]
[The opening of Funny Fish is completed.]
[The game promotion has been opened.]
[The quick kick is activated.]
[The vibrato is turned on.]
[Total number of people in the live broadcast room: 0 people]
Several lines of text flashed by, and the numbers representing the number of people on the watch screen increased rapidly!
321 people.
2953 people.
8602 people.
27,785 people.
58923 people…
Within ten seconds, the number of people exceeded 50,000, and was still rising.
[Ha ha ha ha! Live broadcast!]
[It’s so lonely without you.]
[If you say nine o'clock, it's nine o'clock! Just as punctual as laying eggs.]
[Can’t the official live broadcast time be shortened? Once a week is fine!]
[Huaqiangbei enters the live broadcast room.]
[I saw the female assistant again, just in time for me to go to bed, great!]
[Some people looked at it and went to the browser...]
[Here are a complete set of screenshots of the female assistant in various poses. M me if you want.]
[High yield is like a sow.]
[It is daybreak, has the UP master gone to harm the people of Jianguo again?]
"Hello friends in the audience in the five live broadcast rooms, this is the Super Time and Space evaluation. As you all know, today's live broadcast is an additional evaluation, just to show you the wonders of future technology products. So without further ado, let's go directly start."
After finishing speaking, Chen Yu raised the box in his hand, rotated it 360°, and showed it to the camera: "The product under review is this thing in my hand. In order to share it with everyone, I haven't unboxed it yet. This is a moment that belongs exclusively to us."
"Tear."
The seal was torn off, the lid of the box was opened, and under the recording of the camera, nearly 200,000 people witnessed the products inside the box.
An exquisitely shaped sword hilt!
Taking out the sword hilt and instruction manual, Chen Yu threw away the box and showed it to the camera: "This is it, a magical prop that has appeared in countless novels and movies. You don't need me to say its name, everyone can guess it. "
[I see! Switchblade!]
[fart! It's obviously a flashlight.]
[Shadow sculpture, that’s the right thing to do with a water gun, right?]
[Isn’t it a female product?]
[brother! understood!]
[This thing is good, hehehehe... ]
[The erotic anchor reported it.]
[By the way, wouldn’t UP owner consider evaluating a simulated female robot?]
[Guaranteed to have an explosion of fans! You're not afraid of being banned anyway.]
[To be honest, Master UP, if you have a conscience, give me some sexy benefits.]
[Strongly requested to review adult items!]
[Strongly requested to review adult items!]
[strongly demand…]
Watching the barrage running further and further on the watch screen, Chen Yu's face turned dark and he returned to the topic forcefully: "That's right! Everyone guessed it right, this product is the legendary lightsaber!"
As he spoke, he opened the manual, hurriedly scanned the first few pages, and explained: "The full name of the lightsaber is high-frequency lightsaber. The handle is made of titanium. The texture is ergonomic. It is non-slip, shockproof and comfortable to hold in the palm of your hand."
"The body of the sword is made of plasma bound by a strong magnetic field, and the length and width can be adjusted at will at the hilt. According to the introduction in the manual, the lightsaber is indestructible and can cut iron like mud. As for the manufacturer and year of production, since this is an additional review, I I won’t explain much.”
Handing the manual to Xiao Taohong behind him, Chen Yu took a few steps forward, grasped the hilt of the sword with both hands, and faced the camera: "Now, I am going to activate this lightsaber and fully test whether it is truly 'indestructible'!"
After the words fell, he pressed the sword hilt switch hard.
"Buzz!"
A strange resonance sounded!
A hot and dazzling light pillar suddenly appeared. From the front angle of the camera, Chen Yu's entire upper body seemed to be cut into two pieces...
(End of chapter)