Transdimensional Marketing

Chapter 116: Why is there an egg here?

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"boom!"

There was an explosion, and white people and black people quickly covered their heads, waiting for the broken cement slabs to fall.

"Cough, cough..."

Before the dust had cleared and the hole had not been enlarged, the black man couldn't wait to get up and poke his head out of the hole.

But a second later, he retracted his head back into the hole.

"What's wrong?" The white team leader's face changed slightly: "Is there someone up there?"

"no one."

"Then what are you doing back?"

"There is a dog..."

"Dog? Is there a dog?" The white man was shocked: "How could there be a dog?"

"Yes! How could there be a dog?"

"I'm asking you!"

"But... maybe I saw it wrong, the dust is too thick." The black man scratched his bald head.

"Wait until the dust is gone, then go up and take a look." The white team leader's face was uncertain: "Normally there is no one there."

"It's a dog."

"Not even a dog!" the white man yelled.

"I...I'm going up to take a look..."

As he spoke, the black man rubbed his eyes, stuck his head out of the hole again, and stared at it carefully.

Opposite him, the husky was also staring at him carefully...

One person and one dog looked at each other and blinked at the same time.

Black person:"… "

Husky: "..."

“…”

“…”

The scene fell into a brief silence...

"Fuck! Dog! Just a dog!"

The black man suddenly came back to his senses, roared in horror, and was about to shrink his head, but his neck was choked by the half-cracked cement layer...

Black person:"… "

Husky: "Woof!"

The black man had no time to react and there were more reactions, and the husky rushed over excitedly! First, he drew two bloody marks on the black man's face with a claw, and then stretched out his long wet tongue and licked the black "braised egg" to express his goodwill.

"Get out! Ahem... vomit... Fake! Get out! Fake..."

The black man's face was licked with saliva, and he felt sick and wanted to vomit, so he began to struggle hard.

But with his neck strangled, he could not go up or down, and his hands in the cave were restrained by the narrow layer of red bricks, making it more difficult to exert force. He was so angry that he spat at the husky.

"Get out! Bah! Bah! Damn beast!"

"Woof."

The husky jumped up to avoid the saliva, and stared at the black man's head seriously, thinking that the black man was playing a game with it. It suddenly became excited, opened its mouth immediately, and spat out a ball of saliva: "Bah, bah, bah! Bah, bah, bah, bah... "

Black person:"… "

"Bah, bah, bah!"

Black person:"… "

"Bah, bah, bah!"

Black man: "Fuck! Bah! He! Bah!"

"Bah, bah, bah!"

"Ugh... spit it in my mouth! You beast! Bah! Team... leader, help me break the board around my neck!"

"Bah, bah, bah!"

"Get out! Bah! Team leader! You... where are you? Team leader?"

"Bah, bah, bah!"

"Bah! Ugh... Team leader?! Fake! Did you run away?!"

"Bah, bah, bah!"

"Ah! I'm going to kill you! Damn you beast! Stop vomiting!"

"Bah, bah, bah..."

The husky was jumping and vomiting, having a great time. While perfectly avoiding the opponent's "attack", he can also accurately spray his saliva on the "braised eggs".

Black person:"… "

Gritting his teeth and clenching his fists, the black man took a deep breath, closed his eyes and mouth, and endured silently.

He has seen it.

This dog is a SB!

The more you spit on it, the happier it becomes.

"Bah bah..."

"Bah..."

Sure enough, within three minutes, the husky didn't get any feedback, so he stopped in confusion and tilted his head to look at the black man.

One person and one dog looked at each other again, and began to communicate on the "wisdom" level.

“…”

“…”

"roll!"

"Woof!"

"Team leader? Are you really leaving, you bastard? Are you leaving me here?!"

"Woof!"

"Fake! Fake Fake..."

The black man was so angry that he could only roar and vent his anger.

But as he cursed, he suddenly felt something was wrong.

The dog in front of him actually walked to the side of his head and raised one of its hind legs...

Black person:"???"

"Hey! What the hell are you doing..."

"Wow."

Before he finished speaking, a stream of warm liquid was poured on the black man's head.

"Wow, wow, wow..."

Black person:"… "

Next, there is the second stock, the third stock, the fourth stock...

"Huh...huh...huh..."

The black man gasped violently, trying to suppress the urge to bite his tongue.

A minute later, the husky finished urinating and was shaking.

"I am going to kill you!"

"Woof?"

"Come here!" The black man opened his big mouth, revealing two rows of white teeth, ready to bite the husky to death when it came up to him.

The husky's "face turned stern", sensing the hostility of the head in front of him, and went around to the back of the black man's head, staring closely.

"You...what are you going to do? Get out!"

The black man's heart was tingling, and he instinctively felt that something was wrong.

The next moment, a pair of dog paws rested on his head.

Then…

The husky pointed at the back of his head and swung his waist excitedly...

Black person:"… "

Husky: "Wow..."

Black man: "Ah!!!"

Inside the tunnel.

Hearing the "screams" coming from behind, the white team leader shuddered and sped up his escape.

A dog suddenly appeared in the originally empty warehouse. This sudden abnormality represented danger to the agents.

Proves that the warehouse is still used by the mysterious UP owner!

Therefore, he "evacuated" without hesitation.

Now it seems that his choice is extremely correct.

"Huh..."

Lifting up and bending down, the white team leader tried his best to crawl forward.

The faster you act, the sooner you can escape.

As for his black companions…

"My brother, your compensation is absolutely adequate! I will also help you take care of your wife and daughter, I promise."

Muttering in a low voice, the white team leader increased his speed again, rolling and crawling through the long tunnel quickly.

In less than half a minute, he saw the light from the exit ahead.

That light was like the entrance to heaven, welcoming him to new life...

"Escaped... escaped, ha... ha... uh?"

When he squinted his eyes and got out of the hidden tunnel, before he could adapt to the changes in the surrounding light, he vaguely saw rows of dark gun muzzles in front of him.

Behind the muzzle are armored vehicles with heavy machine guns.

Above the armored vehicle, numerous drones carrying weapons are suspended...

There were also countless heavily armed police officers, who were fiercely watching him.

White man: “…”

Police officers: "..."

The white man raised his hands stiffly and crossed his legs: "Haayu?"

"Varicomto-Golden State."

After the friendly greetings fell, a group of big men rushed forward and knocked the white team leader to the ground neatly...

same time.

When Xiao Taohong was in the bedroom, after completing the software transaction using the Internet, she held her notebook and returned to the warehouse through the portal.

"Pikachu, where did you go again?"

"Boom."

With a muffled sound, Xiao Taohong felt as if she had kicked something and quickly looked down.

"Huh? Why is there an egg here?"

Black person:"… "

(End of chapter)