Transdimensional Marketing

Chapter 118: Review Xiaomi mobile phone (medium)

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After dinner, sitting on the sofa in the living room, Chen Yu looked at the three playful sisters and felt that he had been left out.

In the past, when the "Four Young Masters of the Chen Family" got together, he was always the one who was favored the most. Now a dog has taken the spotlight.

"Alas, my childhood sweetheart can't do the Heavenly Falling Element..."

Sighing, Chen Yu lay down on his back, sunk his body into the sofa, raised his watch, and clicked on the page of [Super Dimension Store].

He hadn't looked at the newly launched products on the store shelves yet, so he took advantage of the opportunity before the live broadcast in the evening to look for any technology products that could be redeemed.

After briefly browsing, Chen Yu's face suddenly turned dark.

"I knew it! I was definitely being monitored!"

[5. Specific Omega-3 Concentrated Oil: Produced by Biting Cat Pet Products Company in 2145. Entering the pet's body orally, it can continuously improve the neuron transmission efficiency of the pet's brain within 12 weeks, enhance the brain's information processing capacity, and enhance the oxygen consumption of brain cells. Because increased brain function will burden the pet's oxygen supply capacity, use by aging pets is prohibited. The price is 13 points.]

Standing up and walking around the sofa angrily twice, Chen Yu took out his cell phone and typed quickly.

But before he could send the word "zai", a bunch of messages came from the other side.

[Super Time Promotion: "Mr. Chen, please don't ask if you are here. I am always here. We are not monitoring you. It is normal for you to see the products you need in the Super Time store. Because the watch terminal you are wearing , built-in upper frequency band brain wave receiving device."]

[Overtime Promotion: "In other words, the store will recommend matching products to you only if you have thought about it in your mind. This is why the products recommended by the store are always strange, because Mr. Chen has thought about it in your mind." The idea itself is very strange!”]

[Time and space promotion: "Considering your ability to understand, let me give you a simpler example. For example, if you are squatting in the bathroom and there is no paper, the time and space store will most likely recommend toilet paper to you. Just because of what you think in your mind It’s all about this. Mr. Chen, do you understand this time?”]

Chen Yu: "..."

[Chen Yu: "How do you know what I want to say?"]

[Super Dimension Promotion: "Because my timeline is ahead of you and I know what you will say, so I will explain it clearly to you in advance. Please don't ask if you are here."]

[Chen Yu: "I understand. You are really a good salesman with a friendly attitude and conscientiousness."]

[Super Dimension Promotion: "Thank you. Mr. Chen, you are also an outstanding, considerate and good collaborator."]

[Chen Yu: "Both each other."]

[Super Dimension Promotion: “Assignment, acceptance, acceptance.”]

After exiting WeChat and turning off his phone, Chen Yu stared at the other four useless products in his watch. After a moment of silence, he returned to the bedroom and clicked to buy the specific omega-3 concentrated oil.

He felt that if the IQ of huskies could be improved, they would be easier to manage...

[Consumption of 17 points (product + tax), leaving 0 points.]

"What a fool! You really didn't leave me a penny..."

Words flashed from the watch, and a miniature space-time wormhole immediately twisted into the air in the bedroom, and a white box the size of a fist fell.

"thump."

When the box landed, Chen Yu waited for the wormhole to disappear, then stepped forward to pick it up and broke the seal.

There was only a piece of black oil wrapped in candy wrapper. The strong smell made Chen Yu feel sick: "What the hell is this made of? It's too smelly."

Holding the concentrated oil, Chen Yu came to the living room and hooked his fingers at the husky: "Come here."

The husky lay in Chen Yike's arms. He glanced lazily at Chen Yu, turned around, and put his dog's mouth on the girl's chest, enjoying the massage from the three human females.

"... Damn it, why do I feel so unhappy with you?"

Striding forward, Chen Yu grabbed the husky's head and handed the concentrated oil to the dog's mouth: "Eat."

"Woof woo woo..."

The husky sniffed and curled his lips.

"Brother, what are you holding? Does it smell bad?" Chen Erke covered his nose in disgust.

"Jin Ke La." Chen Yu said casually. Regardless of the obstruction of his three sisters, he opened the husky's mouth and threw the concentrated oil in.

"Woof woo woo!" The husky swallowed the slippery grease, hoarse like a pig waiting to be slaughtered, and howled at the top of his lungs.

"Brother! What are you doing? Dogs can't eat randomly!" Chen Yike stroked the dog's fur distressedly.

"You are not allowed to bully it!" Chen Erke opened his arms and stood in front of the husky to protect him: "Ni Zuokai!"

Chen Sanke tilted his head and sniffed the surroundings: "Brother, are you feeding Pikachu shit?"

“…”

Faced with this question, Chen Yu didn't know how to answer. He thought for a long time and clapped his hands vigorously.

"Bah bang bang!"

"It's almost nine o'clock. It's time to go to bed. Go back to bed. We have to go to school tomorrow. Give me the dog."

"No!" Chen Yike flatly refused.

"Don't sleep! I want to pet the dog." Chen Erke stretched out his hands and touched the husky vigorously.

"I can't do it if I don't sleep." Chen Yu grabbed Chen Yike's braid and said, "Go to bed quickly."

"Brother! It hurts! Let me go! I won't sleep." Chen Yike struggled: "You just want to bully Pikachu secretly."

"If you don't obey me, your pocket money will be gone." Chen Yu used his trump card.

Chen Yike was stunned and suddenly lost the power of "resistance".

"I won't buy dog food. If you don't have pocket money, you can only watch the husky starve to death."

"Brother, do you only use money to manipulate me?"

"Just tell me whether you want pocket money or not."

"want."

"Go back to sleep!"

"OK."

Chen Yike stood up, reluctantly touched the husky for the last time, and moved into his room with three turns.

"And you, stop touching your dick, wash your hands, and go to bed."

"I'll touch it one last time! Just once." Chen Erke looked at Chen Yu pitifully, and kept touching the husky with his hands.

"No, wash your hands!"

Chen Yu pushed Chen Erke into the bathroom unceremoniously, and then looked at Chen Sanke: "What do you mean?"

Chen Sanke looked at the husky, then looked up at Chen Yu: "Mom...Mom and dad are not at home. I'm afraid of sleeping. I...can I sleep with my brother?"

"You want to sleep with the dog, right?!" Chen Yu immediately exposed Chen Sanke's plan.

Chen Sanke blinked his big eyes, looked between Chen Yu and Husky, and nodded: "Ang!"

"No, sleep with your sister."

"Hey..." Chen Sanke suddenly lifted up his clothes, revealing his white and tender belly: "I can let my brother pinch...the belly paper! It's fat and soft, and mom and dad like to pinch it."

"..." Chen Yu was stunned for a moment, then showed struggle and entanglement.

"Papa!" Chen Sanke reached out and patted his belly: "Don't you want to pinch it?"

“…”

"So soft and fat."

“…”

"You can squeeze it if you sleep together!"

"… I… "

Just when Chen Yu was tempted and was about to agree, he suddenly remembered that there would be a live broadcast in the evening, so he could only reluctantly refuse: "No! Go back to sleep!"

"Failed..." Chen Sanke lowered his head, muttered, and turned to leave.

"Ma Dan, you know how to bewitch at such a young age."

Dragging the squealing husky back to the bedroom, Chen Yu picked up his phone and looked at the time.

8:43 p.m.

There are still more than ten minutes left before the live broadcast at nine o'clock.

"Xiao Taohong, change your clothes and leave."

"yes!"

Xiao Taohong jumped off the seat and took out the royal robe, cheongsam, mask, gloves and other equipment.

Throwing the husky on the floor, Chen Yu and Xiao Taohong dressed up and walked to the portal together.

"Mr. Chen, where will the live broadcast venue be tonight?"

"I won't go to the wild anymore." Chen Yu played with the express box in his hand and put on a Peking Opera mask: "Let's go to a place that matches the product brand."

"where?"

“Xiaomi Technology Park Headquarters Building…”

(End of chapter)