Transdimensional Marketing

Chapter 123: I'm not interested in money

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"Mr. Chen, are you awake?"

Xiao Taohong turned to look at Chen Yu and said excitedly: "The Landlords are two short of one, come quickly!"

The husky also turned to look at Chen Yu, wagging his tail: "Woof!"

"Wait...wait a moment..."

Chen Yu rolled out of bed in shock, grabbed the husky's neck, and looked up and down: "It...it can play cards?!"

"I'm not very proficient yet. I've been teaching it all night and I can't tell the difference between J, Q, K and the big and small kings."

“…”

"It's hard to distinguish cards above 6. This dog doesn't know numbers." Xiao Taohong commented seriously.

"Are you kidding me?"

"ah?"

"That's nonsense, right? Your intelligence has improved so much in one night?"

Chen Yu put down Husky, took out a 3, and slapped it on the floor: "What is this?"

The husky's wise eyes seemed to be full of pride: "Woof! Woof! Woof!"

"Pikachu said it was three." Xiao Taohong translated.

"What about this one?" Chen Yu changed another 5.

"Woof woof woof woof!"

"Pikachu said it was five." Xiao Taohong continued to translate.

"What the hell?!" Chen Yu's eyes widened and a 10 popped out from the playing cards: "This...how much is this?"

"Woof woof woof... woof!"

"Pikachu said it was ten."

“…”

"Dong dong dong!"

At this time, accompanied by a knock on the door, Chen's mother scolded from the living room: "Chen Yu! Are you finished with this morning? Come out to eat!"

"… go immediately."

After a moment of silence, Chen Yu stood up, took out Mathematics Compulsory Course 2 from his schoolbag, opened a certain page, faced Husky, pointed to the spatial geometry in the page, and said, "What is this?"

Husky: "..."

Xiao Taohong: "It said you were making things difficult for the dog."

"Fart! It obviously didn't say anything!"

After some careful testing.

Chen Yu has a general understanding of Husky's current IQ.

It's hard to describe accurately. This dog's IQ is only one step behind that of an orangutan, and it can accurately identify numbers within five. The recognition of numbers other than five and within ten is inaccurate.

But it was only one day!

As the drug takes effect, its IQ will obviously become higher and higher.

"What a terrible drug..."

Picking up the "Special Omega-3 Concentrated Oil" packaging bag in the trash can, Chen Yu secretly clicked his tongue while reading the description.

If this thing were given to chimpanzees, there might be a real-life rise of the Planet of the Apes.

"So even future pet products will be dangerous in 2020..."

Taking out a lighter and burning the packaging bag, Chen Yu put away the scattered playing cards, sat on the floor, and looked at the husky quietly.

He was thinking about how to teach the dog.

"What do you want to teach it?" Chen Yu turned to ask Xiao Taohong.

"Teach it to fight landlords."

"Besides playing, can you think of something serious?"

"Then... teach it to write code?" Xiao Taohong asked tentatively.

Chen Yu: "..."

"Woof!" The husky looked sideways, raised his head and howled.

"It said it still wants to learn how to fight Landlords." Xiao Taohong translated seriously.

Chen Yu: "..."

Ten minutes later, the six members of the Chen family gathered in the kitchen to have breakfast.

Father Chen and Mother Chen secretly looked at each other, exchanging glances.

After a while, Mother Chen cleared her throat and said, "Little Chen Yu, there is something I want to discuss with you."

"Little Chen Yu? Are you so polite?" Chen Yu suddenly became alert: "What are you going to do?"

"What's your attitude?" Mother Chen frowned: "As if we want to harm you."

"What on earth is going on?"

"That's it..." Mother Chen put down her chopsticks, sorted out the words in her mind, and said with a smile, "Your dad and I... yesterday..."

"Mom, stop laughing, I'm a little scared."

"boom!"

Mother Chen slapped the table: "Little bastard, why are you talking? Your ears are itchy again?"

"No. You said, you said..."

"Ahem." Mother Chen smiled again: "Your dad and I attended a teacher's lecture yesterday."

"Health products?"

"What health products? Is your mother the kind of person who can be easily fooled?"

"Oh, what class is that?"

"Talking about stocks and investments."

"...Mom, you'd better go take some health care products."

"Stocks and investments!" Mother Chen said in a high-pitched voice, seriously: "This is not a lie. This is a kind of financial management. You are still young and don't understand."

"Do you understand?"

"I understand. The teacher explained it very well. We will understand it after he explains it. Now is a good time to manage money. You can make money by entering the market!"

"so?"

"So your dad and I discussed it all night last night and planned to talk to you about this financial management project to make some money for you and your sisters."

"Looking to borrow money from me?"

"How can it be borrowed? We are a family."

"want?"

"want."

“…”

“…”

"Mom..." Chen Yu raised his head and said, "It's 2020 and our family has finally survived. What are you going to do?"

"Of course I am praising your family background!" Mother Chen frowned dissatisfied: "How old are your father and I, and how many years can we live? We have to consider the future lives of the four of you. If you don't have long-term worries, you will know what is near. Really? Your dad and I are not in good health either. Let’s make more money for you while we are still young, so that you can be more relaxed in the future.”

"If I don't take the money, you must be unhappy?"

"Isn't it nonsense?"

"Then what should I say so that you won't be unhappy?"

"As long as you don't get money, we won't be happy even if you say Potian."

"..." Chen Yu was about to cry but had no tears.

"Now is a good time to manage money. If I earn a house for you, your dad and I can let go." Chen's mother held Chen Yu's hand and said sincerely: "This is a once-in-a-lifetime opportunity. It just so happens that our family is now You still have money. Otherwise, you wouldn’t have the capital to manage your finances before. You have grown up, and you don’t know when you will get married. Our family can’t even own a house.”

"What if we lose?" Chen Yu asked.

"It's impossible to compensate."

"I said if."

"No if."

"What if! What if it's impossible?"

"That teacher is a professor of finance at a prestigious university. The financial management projects he has found are all very good, so there is nothing wrong with them." Mother Chen said resolutely.

"… well."

Sighing, Chen Yu rubbed his forehead: "Okay, I have 50,000 yuan in WeChat, is it enough?"

"That's enough." Chen's mother waved her hand: "I won't take any of the money I made, but I will buy you a house with it all."

"Okay, your son is not short of money. But I still wish you success."

"Son, just wait for the good news." Mother Chen rubbed her hands excitedly, quickly took the chopsticks, and put the chicken drumsticks on Father Chen's plate into Chen Yu's bowl: "Here, eat."

Father Chen: “…”

More than twenty minutes later, Chen Yu took his three younger sisters to school.

Chen Yike hesitated to speak: "Brother, I feel like my mother has been deceived."

"Be confident and get rid of it."

"Then why don't you persuade mom?"

"Obviously I was deceived." Chen Yu shrugged: "Dad doesn't even understand. How long do I have to persuade him? It's only 50,000 yuan, and I'll buy it for my mother. If I pay this time, I won't be fooled easily in the future." , we will save worry in the future.”

"Five...fifty thousand yuan..." Chen Yike sighed: "Why does it feel like five yuan in your eyes?"

Stopping, Chen Yu reached out and touched Chen Yike's head: "Your brother, he is no longer interested in money, and he is not even ready to touch money in this life. The happiest time for me was when my mother gave me 90 yuan every month. When it comes to pocket money..."

"???"

(End of chapter)