"Mom, let's go."
"be safe."
At 7:30 the next morning, the fourth young master of the Chen family finished their "lavish" breakfast, left the house, and went to school together.
Chen Yu is carrying Chen Sanke's schoolbag in his left hand, Chen Erke's schoolbag in his right hand, Chen Yike's schoolbag hanging on his chest, and his own schoolbag behind him... just like a humanoid walking on a shelf, leading the way.
Follow the designated path and go downstairs to the kindergarten in just five minutes.
Stopping, Chen Yu handed the schoolbag in his left hand to Chen Sanke: "Listen to the teacher, have fun, be safe and don't get hurt."
"Ang!" Chen Sanke took the schoolbag, nodded heavily, put the small schoolbag on his back, and staggered into the school gate with some unsteady steps.
"Walk!"
Pointing forward and giving an order, Chen Yu continued to lead the way. Seven or eight minutes later, he stopped in front of a primary school and handed the schoolbag on his right hand to Chen Erke.
"Second brother, listen carefully and don't slack off in class. If anyone bullies you, tell me."
"Okay." Chen Erke took the schoolbag, trotted into the campus, and disappeared.
"Walk!"
A few minutes later, the two came to the gate of a junior high school.
Chen Yu took off his schoolbag and threw it to Chen Yike. He only said one sentence: "Did anyone else hear this? My legs are broken!"
Chen Yike: "..."
After silently taking the schoolbag, Chen Yike's cheeks turned red and he kicked decisively!
"boom."
"ah!"
Chen Yu covered his calf and slowly squatted on the ground...
…
After seeing off his three sisters, Chen Yu changed direction and walked along the straight road through four traffic lights before arriving at his Jinzhou No. 6 Senior High School.
This is a magical school, ranked among the best in the entire province.
As the saying goes, first-rate schools focus on performance, second-rate schools focus on discipline, and third-rate schools focus on hygiene.
But No. 6 Middle School is more awesome, it doesn’t catch anything...
As long as there are no fights, any student can be happy in this school. Feel the "free-range" education on the university campus in advance.
Entering the teaching building, Chen Yu came to the door of Class 2, Grade 2, and saw that the students in the class were very busy.
Those who eat snacks, those who spread dog food, those who brag, those who read comics... but no one is immersed in reading.
"Oh, what a shame to be around a bunch of fun-loving schoolboys."
Curling his lips, Chen Yu despised the depravity of these classmates from the bottom of his heart. He walked along the wall to the last row, sat in his seat, and read the pornographic novel...
The time now is 8:12 am, more than half an hour before the video release at 9 o'clock.
Chen Yu browsed Station B for a while, but didn't see any interesting videos, so he crumpled two paper balls and stuffed them into his ears to isolate the noise, and lay down on the table to catch up on some sleep before class.
He didn't sleep very well last night.
The excitement of making money, and the nervousness and anxiety of uploading the video at nine o'clock today, kept him half asleep and half awake the whole night.
And the dreams I have are also weird.
Become the head of state…
Become a prisoner…
Being dissected by a group of white coats...
Assassinated by a person from the future who suddenly appeared...
Nuclear explosions when testing products, etc...
All in all, I couldn't sleep well and felt inexplicably panicked.
He thought that there were many people in the school, so he would feel safe and have a good sleep, but when he just fell asleep, he was suddenly woken up by a slap.
"Brother Chen! Have you changed into basketball shoes?!"
He looked up drowsily and found that the person who woke him up was a bald man sitting in the row in front of him.
"Bald Li! Are you sick?"
"Is it time to go to bed now? What should I do in class if I'm full?"
"Go away!" Chen Yu waved his hands impatiently, leaned on the table again, and turned his head.
Baldy Li's real name is Li Liang. Since he has been bald since he was a child, in order to avoid being ridiculed, he simply shaved his head, and gradually he became known as "Bald Li".
Since the two of them are close to each other and have more exchanges with each other, they are considered to be a classmate who has a better relationship with Chen Yu.
"Hey! Don't sleep! Brother Chen, did you buy these sneakers online? They are so handsome! New model? How much do they cost?"
With his head buried, Chen Yu slowly stretched out two fingers.
"Two thousand?" Li Liang was surprised.
"Two words, get out!"
Li Liang looked resentful: "Brother Chen, you are too cruel to others today."
Chen Yu took out a stool leg with nails from the table...
"Don't, don't make trouble! Go to sleep, sleep! Sleep, sleep, sleep..."
…
When Chen Yu woke up, he found that class had already begun.
Some hunchbacked class teachers were standing on the podium, holding chalk and writing on the blackboard while talking. Chen Yu understood every word he said. But once they were connected, he didn't understand.
His math foundation is so poor that he can no longer keep up with high school knowledge.
"correct!"
After being stunned for a long time, as if listening to the "Book of Heaven", Chen Yu suddenly slapped his head, quickly took out his mobile phone, muted the sound, opened Station B, entered the technology area and refreshed crazily.
It's already past nine o'clock, and the review video must have been released.
He wanted to see what the feedback was.
But as time passed slowly, until the end of get out of class, my hands were slippery and sore, and I couldn't find his review video.
He doesn't want to search for keywords directly in the search bar, because this will directly reveal his identity.
A video of a new UP owner will not be searched by strangers except acquaintances and himself. Unless that video contains hot words.
So in order to hide your identity and see your own videos, you can only rely on manual refresh.
"Hasn't it been reviewed?"
After insisting on browsing for another five minutes, Chen Yu closed the Bilibili software, entered WeChat, and typed to ask.
[Chen Yu: "My video should be published. Is there any possibility that it will not pass the review?"]
[Super Time Promotion: "No. We have been paying attention to your videos. We will solve all problems for you including review, blocking, and even banning."]
[Chen Yu: "Then I'm very surprised. You can automatically edit, automatically upload, and control other people's video platforms, why don't you promote it yourself?"]
[Super Time and Space Promotion: “According to Article 17 of the Earth Alliance’s Anti-Monopoly Space and Time Law, any commercial activities involving outer space and time must be done in cooperation with natural persons with complete civil rights in space and time, and must account for more than 51% of the proceeds. Emphasis is placed on : The fame and promotion income brought by advertising are not included in the actual income."]
[Chen Yu: "What about the 51% of my income?"]
[Super Dimension Promotion: It has been donated to a charitable foundation by you.]
[Chen Yu: "..."]
[Super Dimension Promotion: "Excuse me, Mr. Chen, do you have any questions?"]
[Chen Yu: "How is my review video now? How many views is it?"]
[Super Dimension Promotion: "Currently, the number of views on the B station platform is 48."]
[Chen Yu: "So few? Isn't it cold?"]
[Overtime Promotion: "The promotion mechanism of Station B is sharing data > comment data > collection data > barrage data > playback volume. You have not received active promotion from the editor, so your current data is still within the acceptable range."]
[Chen Yu: "Then I'll be relieved."]
After closing WeChat, Chen Yu opened Station B again, found a comfortable position, and slid his right hand up, down, up, down, up, and down...
(End of chapter)