Transdimensional Marketing

Chapter 140: The most terrifying weapon in history

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[Super Dimension Store Products. (Updated at midnight every day)]

[1. Dark matter synthetic drinking water: produced by Jianguo Red Bull Food Company and 2211. Satisfy mankind's curiosity and pursuit of dark matter in the 23rd century. The ingredients are synthesized from trace amounts of axion, sterile neutrino and pure drinking water. With sales in 2212 alone, the cups could circle the earth twelve times in a row, and their popularity far surpassed the radioactive drink craze in Jianguo in 1918. The price is 10 points.]

Chen Yu: "..."

[2. Beat the coach’s shot put: Honorably produced by Avengers Sports Company in 2147. Disposable items. The shape and weight are consistent with the standard shot put specifications, and it prevents scanning by ordinary equipment. The built-in miniature ultrasonic microsensor can guide athletes to adjust their posture and strength. It can hit the coach 100% within fifteen meters, and the microsensor will be shattered immediately after the hit, making it difficult to be discovered. Priced at 22 points.]

Chen Yu sighed, rubbed his brain, and looked at the next one.

[3. Ball of Life: Produced by Bravely End of the World Outdoor Toy Group in 2232. The gameplay is for the user to get into the ball and roll down the mountain. The diameter of the sphere is 2.5 meters, and the outside is made of special ENET soft plastic material, which can buffer the falling force of 95 meters per second (standard earth gravity) to prevent the user from being harmed. The ball automatically secretes lubricating fluid to ease the user's rolling times and reduce friction heat. The price is 20 points.]

"Huh?"

Turning to the third product, Chen Yu's eyes finally lit up.

This is obviously a toy that is extremely suitable for live streaming! If you take fans for a spin, the live broadcast effect will be absolutely explosive!

“I’m worried that I can’t find a product that interacts with the audience.”

Without even looking at the two products below, Chen Yu decisively clicked on the screen and redeemed one.

[23 points are consumed, and the remaining points are 98.]

The text flashed, and a space-time wormhole immediately opened in the middle of the bedroom, and a large transparent ball fell out of it.

"Dong...dong dong."

The transparent ball was very elastic and bounced on the floor several times before rolling aside.

"Yeah? What is this?"

Xiao Taohong came over, picked up the big ball, and observed carefully: "It's very light."

"The Ball of Life, a toy."

Waiting for the wormhole to disappear, Chen Yu stepped forward, took the ball of life, and weighed it: "It is indeed very light."

"Toy? Can the robot play with it?"

"I can play. If you are obedient, I will let you play first during the live broadcast."

Xiao Taohong immediately jumped and cheered: "Awesome!"

"By the way, let's test whether there is any danger." Chen Yu added.

"..." Xiao Taohong froze.

"Let's leave it here for now. There are still two products I haven't finished reading."

After saying that, Chen Yu put down the ball of life, lay back on the bed, swiped the watch screen again, and turned the page down.

[4. (Vintage) Philosophy Bomb: Produced by Jianguo Wright Laboratory in Ohio in 1994. For chemical secretion sprays. Human male soldiers who are injured by the bomb range will stimulate the secretion of human hormones, causing the soldiers to completely lose their will to fight. The price is 32 points.]

"Wardfa?!"

Chen Yu's face was full of black questions: "What the hell is this?!"

Shocked for a long time, he picked up his mobile phone, clicked on the communication page of "Super Time Promotion" on WeChat, and typed quickly.

[Chen Yu: "Here?"]

[Promotion: "... is here."]

[Chen Yu: "I have something to ask you. I saw a product in the Super Time Store with the word 'retro' on the front. What does it mean?"]

[Promotion: "Super-time and space shopping malls are naturally not limited to future time and space. There were also many memorable and outstanding products in ancient times, which were manufactured by some companies in imitation of antiques."]

[Chen Yu: "I understand. Can I trouble you with one more thing?"]

[Promotion: "Mr. Chen, please speak."]

[Chen Yu: "Can you please not push things that are not suitable for me in the future? Looking at my character, do I need this kind of bomb?"]

[Promotion: "Then why does it appear?"]

Chen Yu: "..."

Covering his chest, he felt like he had been hit hard...

After being shut up for a long time, Chen Yu raised his wrist and marked the last product on the watch screen.

[5. Amnesia Stick: Produced by Yezhou Medical Autonomous Foundation in 2477. After inflating, the rod is one hundred and thirty centimeters long, and its main body is made of silicon foam. The built-in small brain information interference device can be triggered during an impact to stimulate the thalamus and hippocampus of the person hit, causing the transmission and storage of temporary information in the brain nerves to fail, causing the person hit to lose one hour of memory, and effectively relieving mental fatigue. . Hitting it multiple times will extend the amnesia time. (Note: It will only take effect if hit on the head) The price is 74 points.]

"Amnesia stick..."

Chen Yu narrowed his eyes unconsciously: "This is a good thing."

Obviously, this is a technological product that he must buy, and it can help him solve many troubles.

Even at home, once his secret is discovered by his three sisters, there is still a chance to remedy it.

It's a pity that if this product had appeared earlier, he might not have been misunderstood as a pervert by Chen Yike and Chen Erke...

"It's just that the price is too expensive. Seventy-four points..."

After a long silence, Chen Yu stood up, walked around the bedroom, gritted his teeth, stamped his feet, and clicked on the screen.

[85 points are consumed and 13 points remain.]

As the message that the exchange was successful was displayed, a twisted space-time wormhole opened up in the room again, and a small box, about the size of a fist, fell out of it.

After the wormhole disappeared, Chen Yu couldn't wait to step forward, picked up the box and broke the seal.

He wasn't planning to review this kind of product, so naturally he didn't have to wait to unpack it during the live broadcast.

Open the lid, and inside is a purple leather case that looks like a sausage.

Underneath the purple leather case is a small instruction manual.

The instruction manual was only three pages long, and Chen Yu finished reading it in half a minute. He learned that the original intention of this product was to cure amnesia patients. But somehow, after more than fifty years of improvement, it turned into mass-produced amnesia...

After mastering the use of this high-tech product, Chen Yu carefully took out the leather case, pointed it at the light bulb and observed it for a moment, tentatively held the bottom of the leather case, took a deep breath, and blew in a big mouth.

"call!"

"boom!"

The leather case expands instantly! From sausage to big eggplant!

A huge purple eggplant over one meter long…

"Is this the amnesia stick?"

Pinch the root to prevent the air from flowing away, Chen Yu subconsciously looked at Xiao Taohong.

Xiao Taohong: "?"

"Xiao Taohong, come here."

"What do you want to do?" Xiao Taohong walked up to Chen Yu obediently.

"watch out!"

Chen Yu suddenly raised his arm and hit Xiao Taohong hard on the head with the inflatable stick.

"Duang."

Xiao Taohong: "?"

"Is it really ineffective against robots?"

After squeezing the air out of the big stick, Chen Yu walked to the portal and started operating it: "Follow me and do an experiment."

"What kind of experiment?" Xiao Taohong tilted her head: "Do you need to change clothes for the live broadcast?"

"Change, I will change too."

"There are no more at home, and the clothes for the live broadcast are all in the island-building boat."

"Then let's build the island ship first."

Half an hour later, the capital city.

Chen Yu, wearing protective clothing, suddenly appeared above Beijing University!

The long blue tail flame was particularly conspicuous in the evening sky.

(End of chapter)