"Damn it! (I'm sorry)"
The representative of Nintendo bowed his head in a very standard posture, then stood up and lowered his head: "I'm sorry, the address was sent a little slowly, which caused you trouble."
"Um...it doesn't matter." Chen Yuqiang smiled and said, "The first-party games produced by your company are really good. I like them very much."
The Nintendo representative suddenly showed suppressed joy: "It's a great honor!"
"But there are two points that I hope your company can improve."
"Please give me some advice, sir."
"First, game cartridges are too expensive. It's not kind to pay four to five hundred yuan for a game. Just follow the example of the Sony next door and have discounts and promotions every day."
"Hey!" The representative bowed low: "We will correct it."
"Second, the performance of game hardware should be improved. Even Bloodstained games are laggy. We can't always blame the software vendors."
"Hey!" The representative lowered his head again: "Damn it! We will correct it."
"Okay, I have no other opinions. Just stand aside."
"Please...please ask..."
"Is there anything else?" Chen Yu was confused.
"Excuse me, what...what do you think of our country?" The Nintendo representative bowed ninety degrees and suddenly asked an extremely sensitive question.
As this question came out, many special departments in front of the screen were tense for a moment, waiting intently for Chen Yu's feedback.
Although the psychology, personality, and ideological portrait of the Overtime UP host have been analyzed in previous live broadcasts, the formal statement is far more meaningful than the speculative analysis.
"Oh, is this a problem?"
Inside Chen Yu's helmet, his eyes were wandering.
After a long silence, he sorted out his words in his mind, and said calmly: "My opinion on your country... The girls are all good, and there are many who are talented in both virtue and art. I support the development of your country in film, television, games, and the two-dimensional world." "
"What else?" The representative's forehead was already sweating.
"No more." Chen Yu waved his hand: "As an independent, objective and impartial third-party evaluation of self-media, I will not show any ideological attitude. And I have nothing to express about your country. Just wait for now. I want to Next audience member."
[I feel that the UP master has finished showing 23333.]
[The anchor looks like a boss... ]
[The real opinion is that there is no opinion.]
[As an old fan of Station B of the UP owner, I just want to say that the behavior of the UP owner is getting more and more bad.]
[With protective clothing, a portal, and a weather station, the anchor can destroy the world.]
[The world is being destroyed every day. The nuclear arsenals of various countries can destroy the world. Violence cannot solve everything.]
[Violence cannot solve everything, but it can "solve" everything.]
"Damn it!" The Nintendo representative hid the worry in his eyes, straightened up, and walked towards the four viewers in the barrage group.
"Don't stand by me, you bastard." The old man blew his beard angrily and raised his cane, as if he dared to beat me if he dared to come.
"Stand here!" The other three young people were very calm, polite and friendly, and invited the representatives of Nintendo to stand beside them.
Especially the young woman's boyfriend, he started chatting enthusiastically: "Brother, have you developed the next generation console? What configuration..."
A perfunctory expression that represents a smile.
As an official, he didn't understand the game at all and could only speak vaguely.
“After ID Nintendo, the next audience will be the audience of Douyu platform ID Xiaomi Technology, which is located in the Xiaomi Industrial Park in Beijing.”
Sliding the virtual earth to find the correct position, Chen Yu initiated space docking.
The scene inside the portal changed, and a tall middle-aged man walked out.
"Hello, Mr. Wang." As soon as the tall middle-aged man walked out of the portal, he shook hands with Chen Yu respectfully: "I am Yu Qian, the general manager of Xiaomi Technology. I am extremely honored to be selected."
"You're so nice to Mr. Yu, why can't Mr. Lei come over?"
Of course, Yu Qian would not tell the fact that Rebus was forced to "replace" him. He smiled and said, "Mr. Lei said that he can't play such an exciting outdoor game."
"That's such a pity." Chen Yu sneered.
"Sorry, sorry."
Letting go of his hand, Yu Qian stood aside naturally without saying much.
Seeing this, Chen Yu felt even more relaxed, controlled the portal, and started to connect to the last location.
"Buzz!"
Resonance sounded and the space was distorted. Two men wearing simple space suits came out, each carrying a small box.
"Dong dong."
Putting down the box, the two of them saluted Chen Yu: "Hello!"
"Hello."
Chen Yu observed the two people's dressing up and said in a high-pitched voice: "According to the regulations, only one person can come with each ID."
"We are lovers." The two men said in unison.
Chen Yu: "?"
Everyone present: "??"
Eight hundred thousand viewers: "???"
One of the astronauts took out his mobile phone and walked towards Chen Yu: "This is our opening..."
"Stop, stop, stop! Awesome! You are awesome! I believe it."
"Thank you." The two men said in unison.
[God damn couple!]
[The official operation is the True Nima Show.]
[Do you think those staff officers are just for a living?]
[Anyone will regret it to death.]
[It is useless to regret. If you want to find loopholes in the rules, you must have prerequisites. If you change it to Wai Guoren, will you see if the UP owner will turn a blind eye?]
[Will there be any interaction tomorrow?]
[It’s not our turn to live broadcast every day, with millions of viewers! Doesn’t Mud even have to go to school or work?]
[I'm not participating, I'm just here to see the female assistant... ]
[I have all the screenshots of the female assistant’s wet body in my hand. I’ll leave the email for myself.]
Facing the two astronauts with strong muscles and resolute faces, Chen Yu was unable to complain. He decisively turned to face the camera and said, "Then all the candidates from the barrage group and the reward group have arrived. Let's start the game directly."
"I repeat one last time, everyone who is chosen, chooses how to play the ball. If not, I will choose."
After saying that, Chen Yu picked up the ball of life, walked to the first audience, and asked: "Hahaha, how do you want to play?"
The young man scratched his head shyly: "I...I am timid. 1,600 meters feels very high. So let's stay here."
"The requirements are so low?" Chen Yu was surprised.
"Yes." The young man rubbed his hands, glanced at Xiao Taohong who was standing in the distance doing nothing, and whispered: "I...I don't have high requirements. I just need to...let the female assistant dance with me."
[Something big is going to happen. (eat melon)]
[Use the most cowardly tone and say the most disgusting words.]
[Hahaha, hello, brothers.]
[True temperament.]
[The King of Hell told me to leave at the third watch, but I had to kick the door down at the first watch.]
[It’s cold, let’s disperse... ]
[Every time people go and cover each other, the whole village, old and young, waits for the food to be served.]
[As soon as I close my eyes and kick my legs, the whole drama of this life is over.]
“…”
Looking at the young man's expectant eyes, Chen Yu was silent for a moment, stiffened his body, stuffed it into the ball, aimed forward and kicked it away: "Let's go!"
"Boom!"
"Don't! Ah I ah-"
Amid the hoarse screams of the young man, the ball of life showed a perfect arc and fell down the cliff.
When the four people in the reward group saw this scene, their expressions changed slightly.
They all know that the strength of this kick has far exceeded the physiological limits of ordinary people...
"Pop."
Patting the non-existent dust on his hands, Chen Yu glanced at the rest of the crowd: "Which of you still wants to play with the female assistant?"
Nintendo representative: “I don’t dare to play.”
Xiaomi representative: “I can’t afford it.”
Old man: “I can’t play anymore.”
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