"Boom!"
At an altitude of 50,000 meters and a falling speed of 52.3 meters per second, the Ball of Life fell for a full fifteen minutes before falling heavily at the foot of the flat Phoenix Mountain and bouncing hundreds of meters high.
"Ouch!"
The old man was shaken by the intruding recoil. He suddenly woke up from his sleep and reached out to grab randomly.
"Boom."
"Boom."
"Dong dong dong..."
After another two minutes, the ball stopped beating.
"Oh, I'm so old."
The old man covered his waist, bared his teeth, struggled to get up, and was about to go out.
"Wait a moment, sir."
Chen Yu has been silently guarding the ball of life, preventing the opponent from wanting to come out, and directly picked up the big ball and flew to the top of the Phoenix Mountain.
If it is released now, it will be difficult to "transport" later.
"Young man, is that a rocket booster on your back?" The old man was lying on the ball and asked curiously: "How much did it cost? Give me one too."
“… You can’t buy this.”
"It's strange, apart from nuclear bombs, what else can't be bought?"
"It seems that you have nothing to do, uncle, and you can keep talking."
"If you don't speak, will you die?" The old man blew his beard: "Look, I can still move. If I don't move, I will become a bastard."
“…”
Chen Yu found that his brain circuit matched surprisingly well with that of this old man!
This worried him.
Is it a virtue to worry about oneself getting old...
Soon, the two flew to the top of the mountain. Chen Yu first connected the space of the teleportation gate, and then opened the entrance to the sphere, and the surging lubricant immediately rushed the old man out.
Lying on the melting snow, the old man was helped to his feet. He looked back at the bottom of the mountain. His face suddenly became solemn, his body stood upright, and he gave Chen Yu a fairly standard military salute.
"Forehead?"
Chen Yu was stunned and then took a step back: "Uncle, what do you mean..."
After receiving the gift, the old man held Chen Yu's hands tightly and said seriously: "You are a good boy, an outstanding boy. The future of the country depends on ambitious young people like you."
"You...your change is a bit sudden."
"Actually, what I told you before was all the old man's nonsense. The only thing is that the walking roads are bad and the bridges are collapsing." The old man smiled: "Because I am a veteran."
"That's it." Chen Yu looked the old man up and down: "I really couldn't see it just now."
Letting go of his hand, the old man's waist became bowed again, and his aura was no longer there. He bent over the photo from the ground and proudly handed it to Chen Yu to look at: "Is it beautiful?"
"good."
“Is it difficult to recognize the excellence of others?”
"Okay, okay, beautiful."
"Hehe. Of course she is beautiful. This is my wife."
"You can just take Baitianzhao." Chen Yu didn't know whether to laugh or cry.
"There is no current one..." The old man smiled: "She only has this photo because she died."
Chen Yu raised his eyebrows: "Sorry."
The old man waved his hand: "There is nothing to be sorry for. She was killed by a stray bullet just after we got married. I rubbed it with my sleeve, but the blood couldn't be wiped away. Our group was poor at the time, we were all poor. In order to be able to make money, She left beautifully, and the whole group used the little bit of fabric left to make her a new dress."
As he spoke, his eyes blurred again, he stroked the photo and choked uncontrollably: "I'm so damn poor. I've used all the white cloth, but half a sleeve is missing. The white cloth bandaged by several comrades has been removed."
Suddenly, the atmosphere on the top of the mountain became heavy.
The crazy barrage in the live broadcast room gradually became sparse.
"But it's all worth it." The old man took a deep breath, took back the old photo, turned around and pointed at the beautiful scenery under Phoenix Mountain: "Look at this snow and this scenery, how can you say it's not beautiful?"
"Beautiful." Chen Yu said.
"As long as it's beautiful. Beautiful things must be held. No one can fucking touch them except our own people. We old guys have done everything we can. What development, economy, military power, and you will have in the future?" It's up to you to grow high technology and stuff. I really like you, you built islands and went to the moon, great job!"
Patting Chen Yu on the shoulder, the old man gave the representative of Nintendo a fierce look, picked up his walking stick, and staggered towards the portal, singing a long tune as he walked.
"You develop space well. I would like to be with these mountains and rivers."
After the words fell, the old man's figure disappeared into the portal...
Standing on the top of the mountain, Chen Yu was silent for a long time and returned the salute.
[Oh shit, I’m blinded.]
[Me too.]
[Does this old man have to make me feel guilty?]
[I said something nonsense before and hanged myself.]
[Sorry, sand got into my eyes.]
[Sorry, sand got into my eyes.]
[Sorry, my eyes got stuck in the excavator.]
[Salute to the veterans!]
[It’s true that veterans never die.]
The silence on the top of the mountain lasted for half a minute. Chen Yu put down his hand and turned to look at the representative of Nintendo: "Friend, it's your turn."
“…”
The representative heard the subtle change in Chen Yu's tone and quickly threw himself to the ground: "Damn it!"
"Stop stuffing it, tell me what you want to play, and finish it quickly."
"I… "
The representative of Ren Hell had a stomach full of thoughts stuck in his throat, but he couldn't say a word.
This time he participated in the interaction of "Super Dimension Review", but he had many tasks. But looking at the current atmosphere, it's obvious that we can't say too much, otherwise it will only increase the resentment of the Overtime UP owner.
"well."
Sighing, the representative got into the wet ball, trying to remain respectful and polite: "Sir, send me to Mount Fuji. I want to roll down from Mount Fuji."
"no problem."
Chen Yu nodded, and after some manipulation in front of the portal, he kicked the ball of life into the metal arch with a roundhouse kick.
Then, he started the engine and, with the help of two tail flames, flew after him.
On the empty mountaintop, except for Xiao Taohong, there were only two astronauts looking at each other.
"Shall we start preparations now?"
"good."
The two immediately opened their respective boxes, took out a can of insulated oxygen bottles, and stuffed them into the socket on the back of the simple space suit. After that, they took out their fully enclosed helmets and put them on each other's heads.
This space suit is unique, focusing on lightness and temperature insulation.
The price is poor protection and too few mounting accessories, making it impossible to operate for a long time in an atmosphere-free extraterrestrial planetary environment.
It took four minutes for each other to finish dressing. They closed the lid of the box and waited quietly for Chen Yu to return before taking action.
But after another four minutes, Chen Yu did not wait. Instead, a group of villagers living in Phoenix Mountain came running from the bottom of the mountain.
The leader was the tourist who was scared away by Chen Yu before.
"Really! It's true!"
"It's incredible. It's almost the same as us?"
"I don't know what the face looks like..."
"Their helmet glass is too dark to see clearly."
"That girl next to me is also an alien?"
"I wonder if there is reproductive isolation..."
"What a great discovery that shocks the world! It's going to be popular!"
Everyone, wearing thick down jackets, immediately became excited when they saw the two astronauts. They took out their mobile phones to take photos and chattered non-stop.
"Everyone, stop moving forward. Son, please get your phone and call the police!"
The leader of the village stopped everyone, then turned to look at the two astronauts, respectfully and cautiously: "Welcome to the earth."
astronaut:"… "
"w... welcome to... Earth?"
astronaut:"… "
(End of chapter)