Transdimensional Marketing

Chapter 153: Stupid humans (Part 1)

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"Beep."

"Beep..."

At the prompt of the direction indicator light, Chen Yu quickly found the Ball of Life in space.

Through the transparent sphere, one can clearly see the two astronauts holding their knees with their arms, soaking in lubricant, looking out into the deep and distant space, feeling at a loss.

[Suddenly I feel so pitiful.]

[I cried hahaha.]

[There is no resistance in space. If the UP master does not come to save them, they will keep floating away.]

[Alas, the live broadcast is coming to an end.]

[It was a lot of fun watching it today.]

After starting the engine and flying to the sphere, Chen Yu reached out and knocked on the surface of the sphere.

"Dong dong dong."

"anyone there?"

The two people inside the ball suddenly turned their heads when they heard the knocking sound.

"Hi." Chen Yu waved: "You guys are safe..."

The two astronauts couldn't suppress the emotions surging in their chests, and they hugged each other and cheered excitedly.

Holding the ball of life, Chen Yu turned around and flew back to the surface of Europa. Just as he was about to return through the portal, the two people inside the ball anxiously slapped the surface.

"You still want to go out?" Chen Yu pointed at the icicles reaching up to 10,000 meters: "Ice harvesting?"

The astronauts nodded.

"All right."

Chen Yu found it troublesome and didn't want them to go out and waste time anymore, so he walked directly to the ice wall, took out his lightsaber, cut a large piece, and threw it into the ball.

On the one hand, it is hard work and life and death to collect a few samples.

You can grab a bunch on one side...

This strong sense of contrast once again made everyone who saw this scene understand the importance of technology.

Walking to the portal, Chen Yu took one last look at the giant icicle leading to the end of the world, and left without hesitation.

This epic scene will not disappear even after hundreds of millions of years.

It was the first thing he left to the universe.

And the second one, I believe it won’t be too far away...

After seeing off the two astronauts, Chen Yu returned to the top of Phoenix Mountain.

After adjusting the camera angle, he crossed his fingers and concluded the live broadcast: "Dear viewers in the live broadcast room, this extra live broadcast time is a bit long, which is beyond my expectation, but it is not boring. Little Ball of Life , carrying human life, fully satisfying our exploration of nature, curiosity about the world, and breakthrough of our own limits."

"At this moment, I believe not many people would still regard it as a toy."

"Akutagawa Ryunosuke once said that humans will only show heroic courage when they protect their own lives."

"And the Ball of Life gave us courage in advance."

After a slight pause, Chen Yu opened his arms.

"This is a review of Time and Space. Thank you all for watching and supporting. We..."

"goodbye."

[goodbye.]

[UP Lord, you are the master of the world.]

[You are the piggy of the food street.]

[goodbye!]

[husband! I still want to see you tomorrow.]

[886.]

After closing the live broadcast room, Chen Yu immediately relaxed and exhaled.

"it is finally over."

"Today's extra live broadcast is so long." Xiao Taohong stepped forward, pointed at the portal and said, "Let's go back."

"Well, let's go back."

Chen Yu nodded, then turned around, glanced at the many soldiers, and cupped his hands: "Thank you for your help today. Goodbye."

"goodbye!"

All the soldiers shouted in unison.

"Wait...wait a minute."

Just as Chen Yu connected to the space and was about to leave with Xiao Taohong, a submissive voice suddenly came from behind him.

Chen Yu turned around in confusion and was shocked: "Holy shit! Xiaomi Technology?!"

Yu Qian wiped the cold sweat from his forehead and forced a smile: "No...isn't it my share?"

"Why are you so insignificant?" Chen Yu raised his forehead.

"I've always been here." Yu Qian lowered his head: "But no one seems to pay attention to me..."

Chen Yu: "..."

Time flies by.

Jinzhou, in the northeast, is getting colder and colder.

It's an ordinary Monday.

At 7:30 in the morning, after breakfast, the fourth young master of the Chen family left the house under the leadership of Chen Yu and went to school together.

As usual, Chen Yu is holding Chen Sanke's schoolbag in his left hand, Chen Erke's schoolbag in his right hand, Chen Yike's schoolbag hanging on his chest, and behind him is his...

"It's so cold."

Chen Yike shrank his neck: "Humans should hibernate like brown bears in winter. Why do we have to go out to school?"

"Because there is only one kind of brown bear." Chen Yu stretched out two fingers: "But there are two kinds of humans."

"Which two types?" Chen Yike asked doubtfully.

"We northerners, and the southerners in the south. The south is very warm, so there is no need to hibernate. Naturally, we can't hibernate either."

"So that's it!" Chen Erke was surprised.

"So that's it!" Chen Sanke was surprised.

Chen Yike: "...Brother, can you please stop talking nonsense? You are teaching bad things to children."

"Children, they need to have unconstrained thinking to help them grow up healthily." Chen Yu shrugged.

"Other people's brothers are calm and mature." Chen Yike curled his lips: "On the other hand, you talk nonsense all day long, and you don't look like a brother."

Chen Yu stopped and scratched the back of his neck: "I just want to ask, who of the people you know has two children? They regard family planning as nothing?"

"Then why do we have four in our family?" Chen Yike's question went straight to the soul.

“…”

Chen Yu was silent for a long time and nodded: "Yes, why are there four."

“…”

“…”

"Stop asking." After a while, Chen Yu waved his hand and stepped back: "Asking is setting."

Chen Yike was unable to complain.

Not long after, the fourth youngster of the Chen family walked to the kindergarten.

Stopping, Chen Yu handed the schoolbag in his left hand to Chen Sanke and said: "Listen to the teacher, have fun, and pay attention to safety."

"Ang!" Chen Sanke nodded and took steps forward, shifting his weight from left to right.

"Wait a moment!" Chen Yu seemed to have thought of something and stopped Chen Sanke.

"Why?" Chen Sanke was confused.

Chen Yu pointed at the open iron gate of the kindergarten and said seriously: "You can have fun, but don't stick out your tongue and lick the iron gate. Don't lick the iron railings either."

Hearing this, Chen Sanke looked at the iron gate blankly and tilted his head: "Why?"

"The tongue will be frozen and stuck, and you can't take it off." Chen Yu repeatedly warned: "Never lick the iron."

"Oh." Chen Sanke nodded vaguely.

"Okay, let's go to school."

"Goodbye Grasshopper."

"goodbye."

Chen Sanke took steps again and walked towards the kindergarten step by step.

But when she walked to the iron gate, she suddenly stopped and stared at the iron gate stupidly, not knowing what she was thinking.

"I'm going to suffer!" Seeing this, Chen Yu from a distance slapped his thigh and rushed forward quickly: "Third brother! No..."

Chen Sanke quickly stuck out his tongue and stuck it on the iron sheet...

"...I can lick it..."

"Huh?" Chen Sanke's tongue was stuck tightly to the iron door, and she squinted at Chen Yu with difficulty: "Hiccup? (Can't you lick?)"

Chen Yu: "..."

Chen Yike: "..."

Chen Erke: "..."

The female kindergarten teacher in front of the kindergarten: "..."

This chapter is an update for the helmsman who is “drifting away and becoming alienated”!

(End of chapter)