"Huh?" Chen Sanke's tongue was stuck, and she turned her head to look at Chen Yu with difficulty: "Hiccup?"
"Snapped."
Chen Yu slapped himself in the face, feeling like he had millions of holes in his chest and he didn't know where to start vomiting.
Chen Yike: "Brother, the third child is stuck."
"I saw."
"what to do?"
"What should I do if I go up and help?"
Angrily running forward, Chen Yu wanted to say dirty words to Chen Sanke, but seeing the poor man sticking out his tongue, he couldn't curse: "Are you... okay?"
"Uh-huh! (It's okay.)" Chen Sanke waved his hand nonchalantly: "That's enough, the snake's head is fucked. (It's just that the tongue is stuck.)"
Chen Yu: "..."
"Please put on your shoes. (You go to school.)"
"What should I do?" Chen Yike stamped his feet anxiously: "I'll buy some water and pour it on you!"
"You have to get hot water."
"I'll help her pull it!" Chen Erke suggested enthusiastically.
Chen Yu yelled: "You obviously want revenge!"
Chen Sanke: "Pfft, chop down the door. (Don't lick the iron door.)"
"what did she say?"
Chen Erke raised his hand: "She seemed to let us drag her."
"Second brother, please stay away! Don't cause trouble!"
"Okay." Chen Erke walked away dejectedly. Halfway there, he felt unwilling and asked, "Are you sure you don't want to give it a try?"
"Walk!"
At this time, two female kindergarten teachers from the kindergarten rushed over, each holding a pot of water in their hands, and said to Chen Yu: "Get out of the way, I will just pour hot water on it."
"Is the water hot?" Chen Yu frowned: "Don't burn my sister."
"No, mix it with cold water and it will be warm. We have experience. Please step aside."
"Then I'll leave it to you." Chen Yu pulled Chen Yike back a few steps and asked, "You said you have experience, are many children licking iron?"
Hearing this, a female kindergarten teacher glared at Chen Yu: "Did you tell her not to lick iron anymore?"
"yes."
"You can't say this to children!" the female kindergarten teacher said angrily: "If you didn't remind me, who would think of licking iron?!"
Chen Yu: "..."
"There are a few like this every year. It's all parents worrying about."
"Okay, my fault." Chen Yu couldn't laugh or cry: "I'll never say it again."
Chen Sanke blinked and repeated: "Pfft, chop the door. (Don't lick the iron door)"
"Don't worry, Sanke." The female kindergarten teacher thought that Chen Sanke was scared, and quickly comforted her: "I will water you now. It won't be hot. Don't move around."
Chen Sanke: "Yeah, do you want to cut it with medicine? (Do you want to lick it too?)"
"Don't be afraid. Be good~~" The female kindergarten teacher gently stroked Chen Sanke's head with her left hand, raised the thermos cup with her right hand, and poured water gently on her pink little tongue.
"Crash..."
The warm water dripped on the joint between the tongue and the iron sheet, and Chen Sanke felt very comfortable.
"The root clam is barbaric. (It's so fun)"
The female kindergarten teacher prepared two glasses of water, but because the contact area between Chen Sanke's tongue and the iron wall was small, she only needed one glass of water to thaw her tongue.
"Okay! Sanke is so good!"
The female kindergarten teacher breathed a sigh of relief and stroked Chen Sanke's furry little head: "Go back and reward you with a little red flower."
Chen Sanke stuck out his tongue: "Will there be little...little red flowers if you lick the iron?"
Chen Yike: "..."
Two female kindergarten teachers: “…”
"Hahaha!" Chen Yu was very happy: "This brain circuit is up to me."
"Bah, bah, bah." Chen Sanke opened his mouth, as if tasting the taste: "This is the taste of iron."
Female kindergarten teacher: "You smell like blood..."
"Oh." Chen Sanke nodded confusedly.
"Okay, don't lick it next time. Go to school and listen to the teacher." Chen Yu patted Chen Sanke on the shoulder, then faced the two kindergarten teachers and bowed politely: "Thank you, teacher."
"It doesn't matter, we are used to it." The female kindergarten teacher waved her hand: "Don't tell children some weird things in the future. They have little willpower and are easily in danger."
"I know. Goodbye, teacher."
"Goodbye." The female kindergarten teacher nodded, and then took Chen Sanke's hand: "Let's go inside, it's too cold outside."
"Let's go too."
Chen Yu turned around and took Chen Yike for a few steps. Suddenly he felt that the footsteps were a little sparse: "Huh? Where is the second child?"
"Second child?" Chen Yike was stunned.
"Fuck! It's broken!"
Chen Yu reacted immediately, turned around suddenly, and his face immediately turned black.
I saw Chen Erke, and as expected, his tongue was stuck to the iron door...
“…”
"...Are you so stupid?!" Chen Yu roared: "The third child just finished it! Don't you know the lesson?!"
"Huh!" Chen Erke said calmly and vaguely: "Uh-huh, please tell Sangang to have sex with you. (I know what the third child just said.)"
Chen Yu: "..."
"Crack the door with a click. (She said you can't lick the iron door)"
"What are you talking about?" Chen Yu stepped forward and wanted to slap Chen Erke to death.
"It's so hard, you guys. (You don't have to worry about it)" Chen Erke said with sharp eyes: "This is a big deal. (Let the third child drag me)"
"well."
Sighing deeply, Chen Yu walked into the kindergarten gate and shouted to the two kindergarten teachers who walked away: "Teacher! Can you come back again?"
Two female kindergarten teachers: "???"
"I have another sister stuck."
Female kindergarten teacher: “…”
"Asking for support, isn't there a glass of water?"
The two female kindergarten teachers looked at each other, not knowing what to say.
After telling Chen Sanke to go back to class, the two hurried back. Seeing the miserable Chen Erke, they quickly stepped forward, unscrewed the bottle cap, and poured warm water on his tongue.
Chen Erke: "This is a big deal! (Let the third child drag me!)"
"I'm sorry to bother you." Chen Yu nodded awkwardly and said, "My two sisters are just mentally retarded."
Chen Erke: "This will kill you three times!"
Chen Yike next to him scratched his head in pain: "What's so good about this? You're crazy..."
After finishing her words, she looked at the iron door, blinked, and was entangled for half a minute. Then, she couldn't help but tentatively stuck out her tongue...
This scene happened to be seen by Chen Yu who turned around...
"Okay." Chen Yu covered his face with his hands: "Actually, my three sisters are all mentally retarded."
…
At the same time, Chen Sanke ran back to the classroom panting, looked at the dozens of friends in the room, and clapped her hands excitedly.
"Bah bang bang!"
After attracting the attention of all the children, she gestured and said, "I'm telling you, don't lick the iron door!"
"Why?" A little boy wiped his nose.
"Because...because once you lick it, your tongue will be stuck." Chen Sanke explained awkwardly.
"Wow!"
"Amazing."
"Really?"
"why?"
The children's eyes lit up, and then they hurried out of the classroom one by one...
…
"What a disaster..."
Thirty minutes later, Chen Yu walked into the No. 6 Middle School campus, recalling the sight of the two female kindergarten teachers crying loudly, with lingering fear.
"What on earth is there to lick? Are you crazy?!"
Chen Yu cursed all the way until he saw the iron bars on the windows on the first floor of the teaching building...
…
This chapter is an update for the helmsman who “holds the wind and turns the waves”!
(Note: Two chapters guaranteed plus three chapters for extra updates!
188-3=185
Today, several big guys rewarded a total of 70,000, +7 updates.
185+7=192
Burp, burp, burp...)
Thanks to Mr. "Ask Are You Cold" for the 30,000 reward
Thanks to the boss "Lazy Lazy Jian" for the 20,000 reward.
Thanks to the boss "Hahaha, okay" for the 10,000 reward.
Thanks for the 10,000 tip from my friend who is “drifting away and becoming alienated”.
Thanks to brother "Liyi" for the 10,000 reward.
Thanks to friends of "Shang Mo Lin" for the 10,000 reward.
Thanks to the friend "I am God's Dad" for the 10,000 reward.
Thanks to the friends of "One Night's Stand" for the 10,000 reward.
Thanks to the boss of "The Flowers Are Not Scattered" for the 10,000 reward.
Thanks to the great "Soldier Commander of the Giant Kingdom" for the 10,000 reward.
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Thanks to the friends of ", Yuezun Qingcheng" and "I am your Sledgehammer" for the 2000 reward.
Thanks to "Southerners look like northerners", "book friend with tail number 51132", "hahahahahahahaha", "ghost-raising tycoon", and "laughing" for their 1,000 reward.
Thanks to brothers ", Da Xian Zhe", "Zhen Jie", "Yi Gongzi", "Second Dimension Pikachu", "Vast Different Dimensions", and "Please Wake Me Up Hey" for the cute 500 reward.
There is still a lot that I haven’t written yet, so I won’t write it for the time being. I have been writing it since eight o’clock, and it’s time to publish the chapters.
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