The sudden visit of the Chen family of six and one dog caught my grandpa and his family off guard, so they only cooked some instant noodles for dinner.
After a simple meal, the adults played mahjong, while Chen Yu took the children to the bedroom next door to play poker.
My uncle is married, but he still lives with two old people.
My aunt also went back to her parents' house today. According to my uncle's description, he was watching WeChat Moments for half an hour, and suddenly felt some stimulation, so he took up his arms and bowed and left...
The two of them had a little boy named Liu Xiaojun, who was slightly older than Chen Erke. He was very strong and had a tiger-like head.
For this cousin, Chen Yu has been an annoying person since he was a child, and he is particularly "cheap". He is completely a brown bear among naughty children (total bear).
All kinds of destruction, each doing his own thing, completely reckless and reckless.
When he returned to his hometown this time, his uncle had already sternly warned Liu Xiaojun to be honest, but within two minutes of playing, he started to act mischievously, drawing funny faces on Chen Yike's down jacket, breaking Chen Erke's crayons, and making Chen Erke cry.
As for Chen Sanke, he didn't dare to touch him. Because I was beaten violently last year...
"Brother! He bullied me!"
Chen Erke held the broken crayon aggrievedly and looked for help from Chen Yu with tears in his eyes.
"Leave it to me!"
Chen Yu had been waiting for this opportunity for a long time, and immediately called his three younger sisters and Liu Xiaojun to sit on the bed, took out four opaque cups, and raised a coin: "It's not long before the Chinese New Year. As the eldest grandchild of the entire family, I have a responsibility." I’ll give you lucky money.”
Chen Yike's eyes lit up: "Long live my brother!"
Chen Sanke raised his little hand: "Long live the Grasshopper!"
Liu Xiaojun was even more surprised: "My cousin is awesome!"
Chen Erke: "Brother! He bullied me! Do you still want to give him pocket money?"
"good."
Chen Yu touched Chen Erke's head, then put the coin in a cup, and said: "Let's play a game. We all saw that there are four cups, and there is a coin in one cup. Let's guess which cup the coin is in." Here, whoever guesses correctly will have the coin."
"Let me guess first!" Liu Xiaojun raised his hand first: "Me, me, me!"
"No!" Chen Erke said angrily: "Anyone can guess first, but we can't let him take the lead!"
"We are guests and we must obey the master." Chen Yu fended off Chen Erke: "Let Xiaojun guess first."
"Cousin is awesome!" Liu Xiaojun rubbed his hands excitedly: "I will never throw dead cockroaches into your shoes again."
"???" Hearing this, Chen Yu was shocked for a while, then quickly got out of bed, picked up his shoes, and found many cockroaches inside...
"Lie..."
Opening his mouth to hold back the curse words, he took a deep breath, suppressed his anger, and nodded with a forced smile: "Great, let's start now."
With several months of live evaluation experience, Chen Yu is now very good at adjusting the atmosphere and rhythm. He easily controlled the situation and began to move four cups with both hands and exchange them quickly.
Five seconds later, the exchange was completed. Chen Yu backed up tactically: "Xiaojun, please guess first."
"Hmm..." Liu Xiaojun held his fingers in his mouth. After thinking for a moment, he opened a cup and found it was empty.
"Hahaha! You lost!" Chen Erke jumped up excitedly.
"No...it doesn't count! I haven't fully opened it yet!" Liu Xiaojun immediately lied: "I'm not familiar with the rules of the game, so it doesn't count this time!"
"You're cheating!"
"Okay, it's okay." Chen Yu waved his hand grandly: "I'll give you another chance, choose."
"I choose this! The first one" Liu Xiaojun grabbed the first cup, opened it, picked up the coin and laughed: "Here! Hey, one dollar is mine, I won!"
"Hmph!" Chen Erke was so aggrieved that he crossed his arms, turned his head, pouted, and hummed the iconic pig cry.
Chen Yu glanced at his delighted cousin, calmly opened the second cup, took out a thick roll of money, and threw it to Chen Erke.
Liu Xiaojun's movements suddenly stiffened.
Chen Yu shrugged, opened the third cup, took out a roll of money, and threw it to Chen Yike.
Liu Xiaojun: "..."
Finally, he opened the fourth cup, took out another roll of money, and threw it to Chen Sanke.
"Wow! So many! So amazing!" Chen Erke turned from sadness to joy in an instant, laughing so much that snot bubbles came out of his nose.
Chen Yike deliberately waved the banknotes in front of Liu Xiaojun: "Long live my brother!"
Chen Sanke followed suit and shook the banknotes in front of Liu Xiaojun: "Hahaha."
Liu Xiaojun curled his lips and was about to cry, but he held it back: "I still want to play!"
"Okay, okay, okay."
Chen Yu turned around and fiddled with it for a while, took four cups, put one of the coins in it, and started to exchange.
This time, his exchange speed was very slow. Anyone could know which cup the coin was in, but Liu Xiaojun decisively chose the cup without the coin.
"That's it!" Liu Xiaojun was stunned when he reached out and grabbed the bottom of the cup and opened it.
The cup is empty…
Chen Sanke's eyes lit up next to him, and he stretched out his little hand to grab the cup with coins: "Well, I choose this!"
Opening the cup, Chen Sanke laughed loudly, took out a stack of rolled ten-yuan bills, and shook them in front of Liu Xiaojun: "Hahaha."
"Ugh..." Liu Xiaojun burst into tears, gasped angrily, and wiped away his tears: "Come again!"
"no problem."
Chen Yu nodded happily, turned around and fiddled for half a minute, then took out a coin again and stuffed it into a cup: "Start spinning..."
"I choose this!"
Before Chen Yu could start the exchange, Liu Xiaojun arbitrarily snatched the cup with the coins and took a look at it. It was empty...
"Sigh... The future of the old Liu family is worrying."
Chen Yu sighed, opened the other three cups, and threw the rolls of banknotes inside to his three sisters.
"Wow!"
Liu Xiaojun burst into tears instantly, kicked his legs and pumped his fists: "Mom, wow..."
Next to him, Chen Erke quickly reached out and slapped Liu Xiaojun's mouth quickly.
Suddenly, "Wow-" turned into the Indian's "Wow wow wow wow..."
The fourth young master of the Chen family: "Ah hahahahahahaha (≧≦)"
"Wow-wow wow wow..."
"Hahahaha(_)"×4
"Stop laughing, everyone, calm down."
Chen Yu pressed his hands slightly to stop the behavior of the three sisters. Then he turned around and played with four cups, placing them in front of Liu Xiaojun: "Cousin, I won't put coins in this time. It's your choice."
"No choice! You bully me! Wow—"
"Oh well."
Chen Yu spread his hands and distributed the four cups to his three sisters.
In each cup were five red hundred-dollar bills...
"Wow-" Liu Xiaojun cried even harder, opening his mouth wide and shouting at the top of his lungs.
Chen Erke, with quick hands and quick eyes, continued to slap Liu Xiaojun's mouth.
"Wow wow wow wow..."
"Hahahaha! (*＾ω＾)人(＾ω＾*)"
The four young men of the Chen family clapped to each other in celebration.
"Uuuuuuuuuuuuuu"
Liu Xiaojun choked with sobs, got out of bed, squatted on the door frame and sobbed.
Chen Sanke felt soft. She looked at her brothers and sisters who were laughing and laughing, then turned to look at the heartbroken Liu Xiaojun. She got out of bed, came to his side and comforted him: "Stop crying."
"Ni Zuokai! Woo hoo..."
"Don't cry." Chen Sanke touched Liu Xiaojun's head: "I...I will share a secret with you, don't cry."
"Secret?" Liu Xiaojun wiped away his tears and looked at Chen Sanke: "What secret."
"You can't tell anyone else!"
"What secret? If you don't tell me, I'll keep crying."
Chen Sanke secretly glanced at Chen Yu and leaned into Liu Xiaojun's ear: "You can't lick the iron door in winter..."
…
(Note: Three additional chapters will be added in the evening.
These chapters of daily joy are just for everyone to be happy at Christmas!
Smiles that will carry into next year.
I’ll just live with it until I pay off the debt...)
(End of chapter)