"Thirty-two basements, just two of you." Chen Yu pointed at the two circles with the tip of his pen: "These two are yours. The rest will be distributed to other officials."
"But...but...our mountain..." The old man's eyes widened and he hesitated to speak.
"Your mountain?" Chen Yu turned to look at the flattened land outside the window: "Where is the mountain?"
elder:"… "
"Do you want it?" Chen Yu pushed up his mask: "Just tell me whether you want it or not?"
"Yes! Yes, yes, yes!"
"That's right." He patted the old man's shoulder and said seductively: "There are more than thirty in total, which is a lot for you two. There are so many officials waiting to be divided. You don't want to monopolize it. Bar?"
Hearing this, the old man turned pale and shook his head quickly: "No! Definitely not!"
[23333.]
[I just like the shameless look of the UP owner.]
[The name Steel Plate Rikawa... tsk tsk.]
[The remaining thirty are taken over by our Rabbit Country!]
[I’ll touch my head and stop crying... Maybe I’ll give you the bathroom too.]
[Hahaha, laugh to death.]
"I know your country has the most international spirit, so I applaud you." Chen Yu said a perfunctory polite word, picked up the cardboard, and wrote and drew in front of the camera: "The officials watching the live broadcast opened their eyes wide. I’ll only say it once and I won’t repeat it.”
After a pause, Chen Yu's tone became serious and sharp: "Starting from this circle, this basement is for Jianguo, this basement is for Bidianguo, this is for Maoguo, this is for surrendering country, this is for Universe Kingdom, this is for Fuck Billy…”
In the live broadcast room, under the nervous gaze of many officials, twenty-seven of the thirty basement positions were quickly allocated.
"There are three left, it's a bit troublesome." Chen Yu reached out and scratched the top of his head irritably: "There are no countries to divide. Japan has provided a precious venue, so they should get one more seat. As for the rest, who will be given more One, but everyone is not convinced, so just give two more, and give them all to China."
elder:"… "
Two million viewers: “…”
As a global UP owner, nothing can be taken lightly.
His three younger sisters made him understand from an early age what it means not to worry about poverty but to worry about inequality. Too many "evil" biases will undoubtedly cause serious backlash.
Returning the cardboard to the old man, Chen Yu's tone returned to calmness: "Of course, as the owner, you still need to consult your opinions. Do you have any opinions?"
"… No."
"Then this plan is approved."
Turning around, Chen Yu faced the camera, shook up his robe, and said with great power: "This is the detailed allocation. A maximum of ten scientific researchers will be arranged in each basement. In addition, no one is allowed to enter within a radius of two kilometers! Which official Dare to violate the rules..."
He deliberately lowered his tone: "Erase the qualification directly."
[So arrogant...]
[The boss is awesome! (Breaking sound)]
[The boss is awesome! (Breaking sound)]
[Anchor, you are the master of the world!]
[The most awesome UP master in history.]
[66666!]
[6969…]
[This wave is okay.]
The steel dinosaur is inconvenient to move and cannot be hidden. Instead of being coveted by various officials, it is better to open the "exhibition" and let everyone participate in research.
As the saying goes, eating people has a short mouth and taking advantage of people is short-handed. Since Chen Yu has benefited from him, it is inevitable not to be "kind" to him. Otherwise, he will take back the "benefits" and no one can oppose him.
After all, his true identity is well hidden, and the boss behind the scenes has a very stable style. He is the only one who "plays" with others, but others can't even catch his shadow.
And through this kind of operation of "whoever is allowed to get on, he will get on, and whoever is not allowed to get on will not dare to get on" operation to distribute benefits, boil the frog in warm water, slowly gain the "right to speak", indirectly affect the world, and become something that no one can ignore. Boss…
How can it be true that the vertical and horizontal lines are combined
These are the ways of balance and control that he learned from his three sisters.
As long as the officials from various countries are regarded as his sisters, he can be so sexy that he can fly...
"Great wisdom."
"What a great wisdom..."
Secretly sighing at his high level, Chen Yu faced the camera and continued: "As an ordinary human being, I hope that our human group can develop and grow, so I will share this precious scientific research opportunity with all human beings. I also hope that everyone can Follow the rules and develop together.”
"The rules are very simple." Chen Yu held out four fingers: "First, all scientific researchers can only conduct research outside and are allowed to collect materials, but each basement cannot exceed ten grams, otherwise the qualification will be cancelled."
"Second, scientific research results can be shared and exchanged, but scientific research results cannot be stolen through bad means, otherwise the qualifications will be erased."
"Third, the quota in each basement can only be for domestic scientific researchers. If there are officials who use their huge power to exclude others, their qualifications will be wiped out."
"Fourth, if you are not satisfied with the distribution results, you will be directly disqualified, pack your things and leave on your own."
Putting down his hands, Chen Yu thought for a while: "Well... these are the four for now, and there may be more in the future. I hope you will unite and have love, and make outstanding contributions to human science, technology, development and culture."
"I always believe that we modern people will always be full of more hope than the future."
"Because, their paths were all made by us."
As he spoke, Chen Yu crossed his fingers in his signature way.
"Then this review is coming to an end. Although I am very sad to say goodbye, I still have to say goodbye."
"First of all, thank you to Haqiu Military Industry for providing us with this K-type animal armor. The quality is indeed great and the performance is very powerful. I hope I will have the opportunity to see your company's products in the future."
"Secondly, I would like to thank the viewers who have been waiting in front of the screen. Because of your support, my reviews will become better and better. I hope you can spread the word offline so that there will be more viewers for the next official review. Elevate privileges."
[Definitely next time.]
[I’ll definitely give +1 next time.]
[It will definitely be +2 next time.]
[Don’t leave me!]
[I would like to sacrifice my little brother and broadcast it for ten more minutes in your place.]
[Is this gone?]
Taking the watch Xiao Taohong handed back and putting it on his wrist, Chen Yu straightened his mask: "After my authority is elevated, I will bring you more unexpected and magical technological products."
"Here is the official live broadcast of the Super Dimension Evaluation. We..."
"See you next month!"
After finishing his concluding remarks, he closed the live broadcast room without hesitation.
The screen of 2.31 million viewers instantly turned into darkness.
"Perfect ending."
Breathing a sigh of relief, Chen Yu moved his shoulders, turned to look at the old man next to him, and raised his eyebrows: "Hey, uncle hasn't left yet?"
"Ah? Ah! Let's go now, let's go now." The old man suddenly came to his senses, bowed repeatedly, turned around and left.
"By the way, take the pen away."
"Thanks."
Chen Yu handed over the pen and said with a smile: "Thank you again for your help and venue provision today. I would like to apologize for the problems that have affected the daily lives of residents in small towns."
"It doesn't matter. It's our honor that you can come here to evaluate high-tech products." The old man bowed at 90 degrees, his posture unusually low.
"Oh, that's how it is."
Chen Yu nodded: "Then I will come again next time."
elder:"?!!"
(End of chapter)