[Super Dimension Store Products. (Updated at midnight every day)]
[1. Painless gender change processing bed: produced by Tai Lele Company in 2158. It comes with 60% higher concentration liquid hernia, and the parameters can be freely set for chest swelling and shrinking, Adam's apple enlarging and shrinking, bone grinding, and hair removal. It can complete human gender conversion alone within 45 minutes, and the process is painless. Priced at 85 points.]
"I fucking knew it!"
After being stunned for a long time, Chen Yu covered his face in collapse.
It’s okay to forget that the first product recommended on a store shelf is a fake, but what’s going on with this gender switch
"I've been thinking about what to write all day long..."
Quickly sliding his finger to turn the page, he quickly looked at the second product, preparing to wash his eyes.
[2. Cockroach Milk Producer: Produced by Mengniu Dairy Co., Ltd. in 2067. A large number of live cockroaches are put into the crushing furnace, and after four steps of filtration, disinfection, crushing and extraction, fresh liquid cockroach milk rich in protein and vitamins can be obtained. At the same weight, cockroach milk provides 3-4 times the energy of ordinary milk. Specially created for yellow people who are lactose intolerant! Priced at 67 points.]
"What the hell are these things!"
Chen Yu is going crazy.
It doesn't matter if these messy products appear on the store shelves, he has the final say whether to buy them or not. But all the recommended products are derived from his unconscious thinking... This is unbearable.
He sat up and was lost in thought for a long time. He turned the page again and looked at the third product.
"I believe my brain is healthy and normal..."
[3. Attractive lift-up skirt: Produced by Romantic Beauty and Clothing Company in 2118. A lily skirt hand-woven from silk, with an electronic pheromone generator worn on the lower waist, stimulates the cerebral cortex of men within ten meters of the surrounding area, causing them to have an uncontrollable urge to lift their skirts. Wearing this skirt, in a street with more than 200 people per hour, the probability of the skirt being lifted is as high as 92%. The price is 40 points.]
Chen Yu: "..."
Putting down his phone, Chen Yu stood up and walked out of the bedroom.
"Grasshopper! Play with me!" Chen Erke, who was hugging the husky, saw Chen Yu and ran forward quickly.
"There's something wrong with my brother's brain. Don't hurt you..."
After driving away his sister, Chen Yu walked into the bathroom, turned on the faucet, rinsed his face carefully, and looked at the mirror with dull eyes.
After a while, he turned on the faucet again and poured some water into his ears.
"Let some water go into your brain, you should be able to wake up a little bit."
Muttering, Chen Yu walked out of the bathroom, returned to the bedroom, raised his wrist and continued to slide his watch, turning to the fourth product.
[4. Invisibility Cloak: Produced by Hyperstealth Company in 2205. Adopting the non-reflective and semi-mirror principle. The main body is made of nano-supramolecular textile material. The cloak weighs 130 grams. It can effectively guide light around the surface of the object to achieve an invisibility effect without leaving any light-marked boundaries that can be identified by the human eye and eliminate strong X-rays. Scan, priced at 85 points.]
"Oh my God!"
Chen Yu almost cried.
"It's finally normal! This is what I want!"
Without hesitation, he clicked on the screen and purchased one.
[Consumption of 94 points (product + tax), leaving 193 points.]
The words appeared and disappeared, and the air in the bedroom immediately distorted, forming a space-time wormhole, and a flat white box fell out.
Chen Yu, who was very timid, still waited for the wormhole to disappear before he stepped forward to pick up the box and looked around.
"Mr. Chen, what fun things did you exchange for?" Xiao Taohong ran over, her eyes shining brightly.
"You just know how to play?"
"Um."
“…”
Ignoring Xiao Taohong beside him, Chen Yu licked his lips excitedly, broke the seal, and opened the lid.
I saw that it was empty inside, with nothing at all.
Xiao Taohong scratched her head: "Did you buy a box?"
"Hey."
Chen Yu smiled and said nothing, reached into the box and touched it for a moment, then picked up the transparent cloak and covered his arms. Suddenly, the arm disappeared...
"Wow!" Xiao Taohong was surprised.
"Isn't it great?"
"Awesome!" Xiao Taohong nodded repeatedly: "How did you cut off your arm?"
"...Are you really an artificial intelligence?"
"yes."
"Please go ahead and write code. This is not a toy." Chen Yu tried his best to say calmly.
"oh."
Seeing his robot sitting on the chair, Chen Yu turned his head and carefully observed and stroked the fabric of the cloak. Then he carefully put it on his body.
The entire field of vision... went dark.
"Um?"
"If you cover your head, you can't see outside."
Quickly lifting his cloak, Chen Yu vaguely felt something was wrong.
Then he threw the cloak over his shoulders.
The effect is really great!
Everything below the shoulders is invisible!
but…
"I seem to have been fooled." Chen Yu was silent for a long time, then suddenly roared: "You still have your head exposed!"
"Wow?" Xiao Taohong turned around and said in surprise: "You cut off all your body?!"
Hurrying to the mirror, Chen Yu put on and off the invisibility cloak and tried it several times before finally settling on a result.
Sure enough, he overturned...
There is a bug in the design of this cloak!
If you want to be completely hidden, you won't be able to see the outside world clearly. If you want to see the outside world clearly, you have to show your head...
"Hmm... there seems to be a compromise."
After standing in front of the mirror and thinking for a long time, he covered himself with the transparent cloak again, then raised his wrist to control the invisible camera in the watch.
Suddenly, the outside world appeared on the watch screen.
"Ah hahaha, I really have great wisdom!"
Squatting on the ground and moving forward slowly, with the guidance of the camera, Chen Yu's movements were completely unfettered: "It's great. With this thing, you will definitely not have to spend money to take a bath in the bathhouse in the future. Awesome..."
After walking around the room, he walked up to Xiao Taohong and asked, "Hey, you idiot, can you see me?"
Xiao Taohong stared at the direction where the sound came from, stretched out her fingers and touched the cloak: "Are you here? So you are invisible?"
"Can you see me?" Chen Yu asked again.
Xiao Taohong's eyes suddenly turned red: "I saw your thermal image. The temperature in your lower abdomen is too high and you need to urinate."
"..." Chen Yu took off his cloak and pointed at the notebook expressionlessly: "Work."
"You really should line up..."
"Work."
"Oh." Xiao Taohong pouted aggrievedly and turned back.
Putting on the invisibility cloak again, Chen Yu walked to the bedroom door, opened it gently, controlled the camera and flew out.
In the living room, Chen Erke was the only one painting crayon drawings.
Chen Yu became more playful and cautiously stepped into the living room and came to Chen Erke.
He saw that the second sister was drawing a big crab waving its pincers, but strangely, there were circles of spider webs under the crab... This made Chen Yu unable to tell whether what Chen Erke was drawing was a crab or a spider.
When Chen Yu tiptoed closer to the sofa within less than three meters, Chen Erke suddenly felt something and suddenly turned back to look at Chen Yu who was hidden in the cloak.
"What the hell?" Chen Yu was so nervous that he was so frightened that he didn't dare to breathe: "Can you see me?"
“…”
“…”
Separated by an invisibility cloak, the two seemed to be looking at each other...
(End of chapter)