"What the hell? Can she see me?"
In the living room of the Chen family, Chen Yu was hiding in an invisibility cloak and did not dare to breathe.
"Huh?" Chen Erke tilted his head and wondered for a while, then put down the crayon and stood up, walking towards Chen Yu step by step.
"Can she really see me?"
Chen Yu was shocked and backed away.
Chen Erke walked to where Chen Yu was standing before, lay down, twitched his nostrils and sniffed: "Where did the smell of feet come from?"
Chen Yu: "..."
"It stinks just like my brother's."
Chen Yu: "..."
"So disgusting." Chen Erke frowned and stuck out his tongue, walked back to the sofa and continued to draw...
Chen Yu: "..."
"It's so damn not cute at all!"
Cursing angrily in his heart, Chen Yu turned around and walked towards the bathroom.
Perhaps out of anger, he suddenly felt a little urgent to urinate.
"Wow."
When I opened the bathroom door, a puff of smoke came out.
Looking closely through the camera, Chen Yu's face was covered with black lines.
I saw the husky lying on the edge of the toilet, holding a cigarette in his paws and puffing away leisurely.
Hearing the sound of the door being pulled, it turned its head "carelessly" and found no one, so it took another puff of cigarette and flicked the ashes into the toilet...
"Huh..."
A faint white mist overflowed from the nostrils, and the husky rolled his eyes in satisfaction.
"Zi la!"
At this moment, a slightly yellow water column suddenly sprayed out in mid-air, extinguishing the cigarette...
"Water?" The husky was stunned on the spot, tilting his head to look at the water column that appeared out of thin air, his face blank.
"Wow, wow, wow..."
Not long after, the water column shrank until it disappeared. Chen Yu suddenly opened his transparent cloak, grabbed the cigarette from the dog's paw and threw it into the toilet, yelling: "You beast, you actually smoke?!"
The husky stared at Chen Yu who suddenly appeared, then looked at the cigarette in the toilet: "Meow?"
"Meow, sister! You are a dog!" Chen Yu grabbed the husky's ears: "Say! My whole family doesn't smoke, where did you get your cigarettes from?"
"Woof woof woof woof!" Husky defended.
Chen Yu: "..."
"Woof woof! Oh woof dog!" The husky dog had a serious face and shrugged: "Woof."
"Can you speak human language?"
"Wow~Can't talk Wow..."
"English?!" Chen Yu was stunned: "You can actually speak English?!"
"Y...Yes..." The husky opened his mouth and squeezed out an unclear word from his throat: "Any que...estiwu~ions?"
After a long silence, Chen Yu flushed the toilet, put on the invisibility cloak, and silently exited the bathroom: "Excuse me, boss."
After closing the sliding door, Chen Yu stood in front of the bathroom door, squatted on the ground and drew a circle, feeling a sense of sadness in his heart.
This bitch has been following Chen Yike around all day long, and he actually learned fucking English...
Will we study the theory of relativity in the future
"well."
With a deep sigh, Chen Yu put on his cloak and walked to Chen Yike's door.
"To be honest, if a dog can follow the boss and understand English, there's no reason why I can't learn it, right?"
Thinking of this, he gently opened the door and saw Chen Yike sitting at the desk, performing indescribable behavior...
She was actually playing crazily on the piano poster! He was still dubbing: "Dang Dang Dang! Dang Dang!"
The intoxicated expression, swaying body, and flying long hair severely impacted Chen Yu's spirit, and he finally slowly closed the door.
"Deep ice!"
"The whole family is in deep wells!"
Scratching his head in pain, Chen Yu looked around, confused for a long time, and dragged his feet towards the master bedroom.
Entering the bedroom, I saw Chen Sanke sleeping soundly on the small bed in the master bedroom holding a gold-plated milk bottle. The sunlight filtered through the hollow curtains, leaving spots on her little face, and a peaceful and peaceful atmosphere filled the entire bedroom...
In an instant, Chen Yu's mentality was calmed by this warm scene.
"In the whole family, the third child is really the cutest."
Sighing, Chen Yu walked up to Chen Sanke, stretched out his hand from his cloak, and gently touched the little girl's plump face.
"This feel, this elasticity, tsk tsk."
"Hmm." Chen Sanke opened one eye in a daze, looked up and around, but found no one, then lay down and fell asleep again.
Evil claws appeared out of thin air and grabbed Chen Sanke's face.
"Ah?" Chen Sanke opened his eyes and blinked, but there was still no one around.
She closed her eyes again, and not long after, she vaguely heard the sound of "click, click, click".
"Cookies!"
Sitting up suddenly, Chen Sanke quickly looked at the box of cream biscuits next to the small bed, where five biscuits were arranged in an orderly manner.
"Five dollars? Are there five dollars left?"
Scratching his feet in confusion, Chen Sanke lay down again, hugged the biscuit box tightly, feeling sleepy, and fell asleep again.
Three minutes later, the hand appeared again and gently pulled away the bottle and biscuit box.
When I sent it back, it was all empty...
"It's so cute." Chen Yu chirped and crept away: "You even know how to leave some food for your brother..."
…
Returning to the bedroom, not long after, Chen Yu heard the sound of Chen Sanke and Chen Erke fighting in the living room.
"Hey, we are all sisters, can't we live in harmony?"
Regarding the family relationship between the two sisters, Chen Yu worried for a second, then ignored it, threw away the invisibility cloak, and lay on the bed and continued to slide the watch screen to view the last recommended product.
[5. The eager Squid Girl: Produced by Nintendo 2344. The latest generation of multiplayer real battle game supports up to three groups of 5V5V5 battles. After putting on the squid suit, under virtual light and shadow rendering, the Q image can be randomly generated to participate in the battle. The paint sprayed by the weapon is composed of virtual light and shadow and quantum sponge. Ordinary people who have not participated in the game will not be affected by the paint splatter. Priced at 120 points.]
"A real-person battle game?"
Chen Yu's eyes instantly shone with light, and he read the instructions carefully again, getting entangled.
From the perspective of Nintendo as a company, this product is a game and should be very suitable for interactive live broadcasts with the audience. The program effect is definitely not bad. But the price of 120 points, plus tax, will not be lower than 130 points.
"It's a little expensive."
After frowning and thinking for a long time, Chen Yu looked back at Xiao Taohong who was working hard to code...
"I did it to relax Xiao Taohong and increase the popularity of the live broadcast. It was definitely not because I wanted to play."
With this thought in mind, he decisively pressed the purchase option and consumed most of the 193 points.
[Consumption of 128 points, remaining points of 65.]
"Buzz!"
The next moment, a space-time wormhole appeared immediately, and a large white box fell out of it.
"thump."
When the box landed, Xiao Taohong turned around when she heard the sound, and was surprised: "It's a toy!"
Chen Yu was stunned: "How do you know?"
"I'm cheating on you, now it's confirmed!" Xiao Taohong jumped off the chair excitedly and ran to the express box with a retarded smile on her face: "Great, toy! Can the robot be played with?"
"...Your IQ..." Chen Yu raised his forehead and said, "It goes up and down sometimes."
Before the wormhole disappeared, Xiao Taohong picked up the express box and handed it to Chen Yu. Her beautiful big eyes sparkled: "Mr. Chen, let's unpack it."
"This is for live broadcast." Chen Yu waved his hand: "It can't be dismantled until additional live broadcast."
"When will it be broadcast live?"
"The official live broadcast has just ended, we will talk about it in a few days. You can post text updates on those platforms first to warm up in advance."
"Okay!" Xiao Taohong hurriedly put down the express box and ran to her laptop to operate it, making a clicking sound on the keyboard.
After picking up the box, Chen Yu weighed the weight and arranged the live broadcast plan in his mind: "This interactive live broadcast will be very interesting..."
As he finished speaking, he saw another express box that he had opened out of the corner of his eye. He suddenly realized something and started rummaging around the room frantically.
"Nima? Where's my cloak?"
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I already have two chapters saved, so I will update at least four chapters tonight!
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