Without the two "masters" of professional soldiers and Xiao Taohong, the remaining three ordinary people in the barrage team were naturally no match for Chen Yu.
In the end, the team's victory was easily taken away by the reward team.
But except for Xiao Taohong, no one on both sides cared about winning or losing.
Walking to the metal module, Chen Yu took off his tights, changed back to his original appearance, and greeted everyone: "The game is over, everyone, please take off your clothes."
"Would you like to play another game?" Xiao Taohong stretched out a finger in prayer: "I will definitely beat you in another game."
"Then we can't come." Chen Yu immediately took off Xiao Taohong's clothes and stuffed them into a drawer.
The eight participants looked at each other for a moment, and on the stage where the lights were focused, a large-scale strip show began...
"Bang bang bang..."
A series of smoke rose and disappeared, and everyone returned to their three-dimensional "ugly" appearance, lining up to hand over their tights.
Chen Yu was the first to take the tights from representative Sonny, picked up the microphone on the ground and handed it to his mouth: "Sir, what do you think of this game from Nintendo?"
Representative Sonny showed a formulaic smile: "A very interesting game and game format, simplifying the complex, without too many useless functions, infinitely amplifying the fun, it is a truly good game. It is worth learning from Sonny. Hope in the future…”
"Okay." Chen Yu threw away the microphone: "I knew you would only talk about these useless things and wouldn't choose you Sonny."
Hearing this, Representative Sonny struggled for a moment. Between the company's image and Chen Yu's friendliness, he gritted his teeth and chose the latter. He pumped his fist and shouted: "Long live Sonny! As hot as hell!"
Chen Yu's eyes lit up and he quickly picked up the microphone: "Continue! Increase the intensity!"
The representative bit the bullet and shouted: "The image quality of Sonny software is good! The hardware performance is strong! There are many exclusive masterpieces! How dare that piece of shit like Nintendo have the nerve to call itself a console?"
"fart!"
Off the stage, an onlooker named Ren shouted: "Sonny, do you know what gameplay is?!"
Representative Sony turned his head and looked at Chen Yu.
Chen Yu was excited: "Don't be afraid! Fight him!"
After swallowing, the representative took the microphone and said: "Nintendo has scummy graphics! It's scumbag optimization! Only for children to play!"
"We have Zelda in hell!"
"The performance of Sonny host is powerful! The picture quality is movie-level!"
"We have Zelda!" ×5
“Soni members will receive 3A masterpieces every month!”
"We have Zelda!" ×17
"Soni's exclusive masterpieces are all wonderful and exciting, too many to count! The price is cheap!"
"We have Zelda!"×30
Representative: "...can we not talk about Zelda?"
"We have Mario!"
“…”
"We have Pokémon!"
“…”
"We also have Fire Emblem, Super Smash Bros., Kirby, Octopath Traveler..."
“…”
"Zelda!"×55
[xswl!]
[Ha ha ha ha…]
[I, Da Microsoft, stood on the sidelines, smiling and saying nothing.]
[This means to be popular.]
[The anchor is so bad, I like it.]
"Okay, you did a good job." Chen Yu patted Representative Sony on the shoulder: "I'll see you next time I have an interaction."
"Thank you, Mr. Wang." The representative nodded repeatedly.
After loading all the tights into the metal module, Chen Yu pressed the close button, stood up and faced the camera, and concluded: "This is enough for the review of this future gaming product. Thank you very much for staying in front of the screen. Friends watching.”
"Before the end, please allow me to forcibly sublimate."
"For many people, it is right to do something that is rewarding. In the 1980s and 1990s, video games emerged. But with its birth, all kinds of criticism and slander came, as if to destroy them. Video games, the ninth art, are ruined.”
"And the root of all this is just because of the game, which has no rewards. It will not improve performance and cannot bring benefits. Then pure play becomes a non-business in the eyes of adults."
Bending down, holding up the metal module, Chen Yu gently touched the surface: "We don't force many people to understand what art, what culture is, and what happiness is. As people who were born with video games, we are weak in this world. We silently endure all the wind and rain of external extremes without thinking about resisting, because we know that we, with the game, are better than them."
"Even when we grow up, the elders still wonder why we, who are working, married, and have children, still play video games?"
Slowly raising the metal module in his hand and displaying the Nintendo LOGO in front of the camera, Chen Yu smiled and said: "This product can answer this question very well. It answers all the malicious questions about the game since its birth. .”
"because… "
"We love it."
"Unrequited love."
After finishing speaking, Chen Yu waved his hand.
"This is an extra live broadcast of the Overtime Review. Thank you all for watching. See you next time!"
The screen went black and all the crowded barrages stopped.
The live broadcast is over.
…
More than ten minutes later.
The helicopter carrying the middle-aged team leader arrived belatedly.
After landing on the ground, the middle-aged team leader showed his ID to the police officers who blocked the scene, walked straight onto the stage, and joined the search team.
As an assistant, Sister Wu visited the scene, summarized the chores, and ran to the middle-aged team leader to report: "Team leader, the person in charge of the TV station rushed over and asked us when will the search be completed? In the evening. The live broadcast cannot be delayed.”
"Let him drag it." The middle-aged team leader straightened his mask and said in a low voice, "Let him go to his superiors. We won't be able to finish it here in a week."
"Okay." Sister Wu nodded, picked up the notebook and took notes, then added: "There is a lot of discussion on the Internet about the Super Dimension Review, and many netizens who were originally unaware also began to doubt it. We did not have time to carry out targeted bans and deletions. . Moreover, several important official webpages have also been hacked, and many live broadcast screenshots of the Overtime review have been posted."
Hearing this, the middle-aged team leader straightened up, took off his gloves, and said sternly: "Block it even if you can't. If users can't be blocked, just block the platform! Especially the local small and large forums in Shanghai have been temporarily blocked! We can't let the news spread further."
"yes."
"You now notify the Veterans Hospital and bring me the soldier. I have many things to ask him. Put them on the schedule."
"good."
Chen Yu finished the live broadcast, patted his butt and left.
But the mess left behind still requires countless "human resources" to slowly clear up...
…
After returning home, Chen Yu immediately lay on the bed and rolled around. Then raise your wrist and slide the watch screen to view the income from today's live broadcast.
There were 2.58 million people entering the five live broadcast rooms, and 86 points were obtained.
Including the 65 points saved previously, the total is 151 points.
"The cloak money is back."
Holding back his excitement, he swiped his watch to enter the [Overtime Store] page and scanned around, but found no products worth buying.
After hesitating for a moment, he gritted his teeth and spent 10 points to complete a refresh, successfully getting something he needed at the moment.
[3. Standard model primary antimatter annihilation battery: produced by Nanbin Energy Ring Company in 3785. It is processed from antimatter, the highest density energy source. The ring mouth is bound by a potential magnetic field to control the frequency of collisions between antimatter and positive matter to ensure battery safety. It can automatically adjust the energy pressure and is suitable for use in various small and medium-sized spaces, industries, and floating cities. The price is 70 points.]
"A cloak that can't be found after throwing it away sells for 90 points, but this super battery only sells for 70 points? What's the reason?" Chen Yu clicked to buy: "The pricing is too arbitrary, isn't it? Don't you think it's unreasonable?"
[78 points are consumed, and the remaining points are 73.]
As the text prompt flashed across the watch screen, a small wormhole immediately opened in the air of the bedroom, and a white express box squeezed out.
"Not a toy!"
Before Xiao Taohong could speak, Chen Yu completed the interruption in advance.
Xiao Taohong: "..."
Waiting for the space-time wormhole to disappear, he stepped forward to open the express box, took out the small silver white piece inside and weighed it for a while, then carefully placed it on the floor, then picked up the instruction manual and read it carefully.
As an antimatter battery, the energy contained in it can easily blow up the earth two hundred and fifty times...
Maybe more.
"Huh?" Thinking of this, Chen Yu suddenly realized something, picked up the battery, and said in a daze: "Let's do a live broadcast of disassembling antimatter batteries. The audience will definitely like it..."
(End of chapter)