Transdimensional Marketing

Chapter 184: Shi Chui, this girl has a disease in her head

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"As shown in the figure, the mass is M..."

Hearing the sound, Xing Biqi opened his eyes and looked confused: "???"

"... During the constant motion of small objects, the inclined plane always remains stationary. So what is the support force of the ground against the inclined plane?" After reading the question, Chen Yu turned to look at Xing Biqi and frowned: "You see my hair? I don't read the question. ?”

"I... this... isn't right..."

"What's wrong? We agreed to do it for one night, and now you're regretting it?" Chen Yu sneered.

"No..." Xing Biqi said calmly: "We... what we are talking about is... learning?"

"No wonder you don't do well in Chinese. What does learning mean? Is this a bad sentence?"

"But I'm not talking about studying... I'm not studying!" Xing Biqi became anxious.

"Why did you come to me if you weren't studying?" Chen Yu grabbed Xing Biqi's arm, pulled him to his side, and pointed at the test paper: "You can't come in vain, you must learn."

"I… "

"What are you doing? Which one should I choose for this question? Which one should I choose based on the support of the ground and the slope?"

"this… "

"Don't look at me! Read the question! Is there an answer on my face?" Chen Yu angrily scolded.

Xing Biqi: "..."

"This question is very simple. The explanation is very clear. An inclined plane with mass M is placed on a rough surface..."

"I...I'm not talking about this kind of study!"

"What do you want to do with me?"

"I...I want to sleep...sleep...sleep...sleep...sleep...sleep..." The girl covered her face and squatted on the ground, with a cry in her voice: "Sleep...sleep..."

Chen Yu was shocked: "Sleep?!"

"Um."

“…”

“…”

In the bedroom, there was an atmosphere of excitement instantly.

After a long silence, Chen Yu helped Xing Biqi up and said seriously: "We are still students."

"But...but..." Xing Biqi looked at Chen Yu with blurred eyes.

"It's nothing to worry about." Chen Yu sighed: "We are about to be in our third year of high school and face the college entrance examination. It's only around eight o'clock. We can't go to bed too early. We have to study. People who are lazy will not make progress."

Xing Biqi: "..."

"Didn't you just say that you wanted to do the questions with me? Do it all the time?" Chen Yu looked serious: "I am a person who keeps my promises. Since you said you will do it all the time, then let's do it all night."

After finishing speaking, Chen Yu opened his backpack and took out a set of mathematics test papers, two sets of Chinese test papers, two sets of chemistry test papers, and four sets of English test papers.

"There are enough papers that I can't finish them all night long."

Xing Biqi: "..."

"Do whatever you want, the paper doesn't care if you ask for money." Chen Yu patted his chest: "This is my responsibility as the top student in the second class."

Xing Biqi: "..."

"Don't be stunned and do the questions quickly. Which one should you choose for this question? A: (M+m)g, B: (M+m)gF, C..."

The girl's expression was dull and she said calmly: "Choose...Choose B."

"That's right! If you can't answer such a simple question, it's too much. Continue to the next question. As shown in the picture, a block m slides freely from point Q on a certain surface..."

The small bedroom is filled with a strong learning atmosphere, which reflects the Chinese teenagers' pursuit of learning, exploration of truth, and desire for knowledge.

They are not afraid of hardships and hardships, and study for the rise of civilization, for the construction of society, and for a better tomorrow!

Time passes minute by minute.

At 10:30 p.m., when Xing Biqi solved the last question of the physics paper, he finally broke down and burst into tears.

"Be good." Chen Yu patted the girl on the shoulder and said happily: "This question is indeed difficult. You can answer it alone. It is worth crying with joy."

"Chen Yu! You...you bad guy!"

"Eh?" Chen Yu frowned: "I spent so much time teaching you to learn, and you turn around and scold me? What's the point?"

"Bad guy!" Xing Biqi sobbed and wiped his tears: "Big bad guy!"

"Can we still be friends in the future? Do we want to break up the friendship?"

"I don't want to be friends with you!" Xing Biqi shouted with a cry, hugging Chen Yu: "I...I want to be a couple with you."

“…”

"There's no way you don't know what I'm thinking! Why do you do this to me!"

"I really don't know." Chen Yu spread his hands.

"You read pornographic texts in class! How could you not know!"

"What the hell? Are you spying on me?"

"Chen Yu!" Xing Biqi wiped away her tears with Chen Yu's chest and stared at him with her big eyes unblinking: "Stop teasing me, okay? I like you."

Having reached this stage, Chen Yu no longer pretended to be confused. He pushed the girl on the bed and took off his coat.

"Well… "

Xing Biqi immediately turned from sadness to joy, and just as she was about to take off her coat, a lightsaber suddenly touched her head.

"There's no need to pretend." Chen Yu's eyes were cold and his tone was flat: "You are an official agent, right?"

"What...what..." Xing Biqi was stunned and then backed away. He looked at Chen Yu and then at the lightsaber: "What...what is this?"

"Listen, contact your superiors. I happen to want to talk to them too."

"I...Classmate Chen Yu, what are you talking about?"

"You've been exposed, okay? I don't want to waste time." Chen Yu adjusted the lightsaber wide, and then took out the hypnotic bell from his arms: "Do you think you can hide it in the face of future technology?"

"Chen...Chen Yu...I don't know anything! What on earth are you talking about?" Xing Biqi turned pale with fright, and crawled back in horror.

"In that case." Chen Yu narrowed his eyes and yawned widely.

The invisible and colorless brain pulses spread, stimulating the girl's scalp to heat up.

"Well… "

Xing Biqi hesitated in his panicked movements, and his eyelids gradually became heavy.

Then, Chen Yu shook the hypnotic bell three times.

"Ding dong."

"Ding dong."

"Ding… "

"thump."

After the ringing, Xing Biqi immediately fell into a semi-drowsy state and slipped from the bed to the floor.

"You successfully completed the mission and received an official reward." Chen Yu said in a steady voice.

"Reward...reward." The girl murmured in her sleep.

"Sir, I'd like to ask you how you gained the target's trust."

"Faith...trust..."

"Who is the target?"

"The goal...the goal is..."

"Who is it?" Chen Yu repeated.

"It's...it's Chen Yu..."

"Sure enough." Chen Yu sneered.

"Finally...finally...got...married...to classmate Chen Yu..."

Chen Yu: "??"

"So... so happy... no... no whip..."

"Hey! The dream went astray!" Chen Yu picked up the bell and shook it three more times: "You are an agent and you are reporting on the mission."

"What...what mission..." Xing Biqi frowned, destroying Chen Yu's dream in his mind, and returned to the wedding scene: "Hey...we are going...to have a lot of babies..."

Putting down the bell, Chen Yu looked at the smiling Xing Biqi and fell into deep thought.

after.

For nearly half an hour, he constructed various dreams for this girl, but still did not get any information about the "agent".

At this point, the truth is revealed.

It was just a coincidence that Xing Biqi was transferred to No. 6 Middle School and Class 2 at the "critical" time.

"This is so embarrassing."

Chen Yu scratched his head irritably.

"I've treated her so badly, and she still likes me? Is this girl mentally ill?"

After being silent for a long time, Chen Yu felt a rare emotion called "guilt" in his heart. He sighed, picked up the girl who was still lying on the floor, and put her on the bed gently.

"Duang!"

At this moment, the sound of the door closing suddenly came from outside the bedroom. Then with a burst of rapid footsteps, an old man hurriedly opened the bedroom door, raised the packaging bag in his hand, and said happily: "My dear granddaughter, look what we bought you..."

Chen Yu kept hugging Xing Biqi and turned back stiffly.

Old man: "...what..."

Chen Yu: "I...I will teach her to do physics problems again. Do you believe it?"

elder:"… "

Chen Yu: "You learn quickly, your granddaughter is awesome..."

(There will be additional updates in the evening.)

(End of chapter)