"Snapped."
The packaging bag fell, and the old man looked at Chen Yu in disbelief.
"Well, uncle, please listen to my explanation."
Chen Yu got off Xing Biqi, spread his hands and tried to reason: "Have you seen the textbooks on the desk? We are really studying. It's just your granddaughter..."
"Beast...beast!"
The old man's breathing gradually became rapid, and he ran out of the bedroom tremblingly. He took out a kitchen knife from the kitchen and rushed forward with a roar.
"Sigh. You are so old and you are not civilized at all."
Chen Yu sighed, took out the amnesia stick from his pocket, and blew it. After dodging a knife, he returned with a stick.
"boom!"
"thump."
The old man fell softly to the ground and fell into a deep sleep.
"Xiao Qiqi, we..."
The old lady also walked into the bedroom and was shocked when she saw the scene in front of her.
Chen Yu knew it was useless to waste words, so he directly picked up the big stick and hit the old woman on the head.
"Demacia!"
"boom!"
"Plop..."
After knocking down the two old men, Chen Yu held one in each hand, put them on the bed in the master bedroom, and then returned to Xing Biqi's room.
"Crack."
After locking the door, Chen Yu sat on the bed and pushed the girl's body: "Hey, wake up."
"Huh?" Xing Biqi opened his eyes in a daze: "Chen...Chen Yutong..."
"boom!"
Before she could fully wake up, the eggplant-shaped stick hit her on the head, causing her to continue to fall asleep.
"The memory should be gone."
Putting away the lightsaber and amnesia stick, Chen Yu put on his coat, packed his study materials and papers, sat back on the bed, and pushed the girl again: "Hey, wake up."
"Well..." Xing Biqi stood up in confusion, glanced at Chen Yu, and then at his clothes: "I...what's wrong with me?"
"You didn't know a physics question just now. The more you thought about it, the less you knew it. The more you thought about it, the less you knew it. Then you fainted." Chen Yu didn't even bother to make up a decent excuse.
"Fainted...fainted?"
"That's right, I fainted. Don't be too aggressive next time you encounter a problem. Your health is important."
"I… "
"Let's not talk about anything else." Chen Yu lowered his voice and leaned into Xing Biqi's ear: "Your grandparents are back, I have to go."
"What?" Xing Biqi was startled and jumped out of bed: "Impossible!"
"Shh! Keep your voice down!" Chen Yu covered Xing Biqi's mouth: "What's impossible? If I hadn't heard the noise and locked the door, your grandfather would have come in and found me."
"Lock the door?" Xing Biqi frowned: "The lock on my bedroom door is broken. It doesn't matter whether I lock it or not."
Chen Yu: "..."
"Look." Xing Biqi walked to the door and showed it in person.
The door lock is indeed broken.
"Then...that's because your grandpa was polite and left without answering the door."
"My grandpa never knocked on the door."
"Yes." Chen Yu gritted his teeth and said nonsense: "Your grandfather didn't knock on the door. He just stood at the door and listened for a while. He thought you seemed to be sleeping, so he didn't come in."
"My grandparents know that I don't go to bed until twelve o'clock every night."
Chen Yu: "..."
"And the lights are still on. If they come back, they will definitely come in." Xing Biqi pointed to the light bulb: "Classmate Chen Yu, don't lie to me, you can't leave."
"Facts speak louder than words." Chen Yu couldn't make up any more. He pulled Xing Biqi to the master bedroom, pointed at the old couple on the bed, and lowered his voice: "Look, they are back, right? Maybe they were too tired to enter your room. , went straight to bed."
"He's really back!" Xing Biqi was surprised, then tilted his head suspiciously: "But why didn't they even take off their coats when sleeping?"
“…”
"I haven't taken off my shoes either."
“…”
"There's still dirt on me."
“…”
"what is going on?"
"… you know too much."
Chen Yu, who was completely "exploded", silently took out the amnesia stick, blew it hard, and hit the girl on the back of the head.
"boom."
"thump."
Dragging the unconscious girl back to the bedroom, throwing her on the bed, taking off her clothes, and covering her with a quilt, Chen Yu didn't want to explain anymore, picked up her schoolbag and ran away.
After leaving the bungalow area, he walked on the quiet and deserted streets, looking at the stars in the sky, and felt an inexplicable feeling of loneliness and melancholy in his heart that only literary teenagers can have.
He didn't know how to compose poetry, and he didn't memorize a few poems. After holding it back for a long time, he chose to sing a song to express his various feelings.
"Just like Yang Guo, walking through the black smoke. Your sister quietly crossed the horizon."
"Whose moans travel through reincarnation..."
"The way to breastfeed is right at your feet. Don't get fucked, don't have sex."
"With full confidence, the deceiver will be licked..."
"The new crazy baby is already bleeding! How can it be stopped without leaking..."
…
After walking for nearly an hour, Chen Yu finally returned home.
The living room was quiet, and only Chen Erke's even breathing could be heard.
Taking off his shoes, Chen Yu tiptoed to the bedroom door, took out the key and opened the lock. As soon as he pushed the door open, a little Taohong rushed towards him and hugged him tightly.
"Mr. Chen, you are finally back!"
"Shh! Keep your voice down!" Chen Yu pushed off the robot hanging on his body, closed the door gently, lay on the bed and took a deep breath: "I'm a little sleepy, don't pester me, go to sleep."
"Mr. Chen, have you been drinking?" Xiao Taohong came to Chen Yu and sniffed her nose vigorously: "It seems that there is still a smell of cheating."
Chen Yu: "..."
"Mr. Chen." Xiao Taohong's eyes turned red instantly: "Have you forgotten the love we once pledged to each other?"
"...Fart! When did we have love!"
"You men are so cruel!"
Chen Yu: "..."
Wiping away her tears, Xiao Taohong pouted: "Can you tell me who she is? Let me know clearly."
Chen Yu lowered his head and glanced at Xiao Taohong's clenched fists, his face darkening: "You want the other party to die clearly!"
"I am a love robot, and I have the right to defend my love!"
“…”
After a moment of silence, Chen Yu sat up and said calmly: "First of all, the friendship between us is Chi Guoguo. I have always regarded you as a buddy."
"There is love between brothers."
"Can you fucking hear me out?"
"You say."
"Secondly, you can't win love through violence."
"Impossible!" Xiao Taohong categorically denied: "Snatching your partner and killing your competitors is a principle that has existed since ancient times."
"...You future intelligent beings are all psychopaths, right?" Chen Yu raised his hand and slapped Xiao Taohong on the forehead: "I have long wanted to find a time to educate you, but considering your age, when converted into an adult I've been holding you back since I was just a kid. I can't hold you back now, I have to reason with you."
After a slight pause and adjusting his rhythm, Chen Yu said: "Since you have arrived in 2020, you must abide by the rules of modern society. It is illegal to hurt others, and you cannot do anything illegal. As for love, which one do I like? A few of them are my freedom.”
Xiao Taohong stared at Chen Yu blankly: "So Mr. Chen... you are a scumbag."
"… no."
"You're going to have a harem, aren't you?"
"I'm just expressing my opinion." Chen Yu resisted the urge not to lift the table: "If you want to get love, you have to compete hard so that I can't live without you and can't hurt other people."
"Oh. You can't live without me..." Xiao Taohong was thoughtful, staring down at Chen Yu's legs.
Chen Yu quickly retracted his leg: "You're not the kind of cripple who can't live without you! Damn it!"
…
Snowflakes, like angel's tears.
Covering the paradise without love.
But Chen Yu's family is full of love, so Xuehua didn't come in.
It has been two weeks since the last night visit to Xing Biqi's home.
After learning that Xing Biqi was not an official agent, Chen Yu's attitude towards her immediately changed. The relationship between the two has also become somewhat subtle.
But he didn't pay much attention to such small things.
The sixth official live broadcast is about to begin. After the live broadcast, there will be ratings for the second quarter. Whether to be promoted or relegated mainly depends on this period. So all his energy has been focused on this.
"Which piece to remove? It should be this piece."
In the bedroom, Xiao Taohong held the manual, pointed at the plate at the bottom of the portal, and said, "It should be this one, and behind it is the energy module."
"Should?" Chen Yu frowned.
"OK!" Xiao Taohong pointed to the plate: "This is it."
"Don't make a mistake. If it explodes, the whole earth will be destroyed."
"The manual says that the portal will not explode and that it has safety devices." Xiao Taohong handed over the manual: "If you don't believe me, take a look."
"If I can speak professional English, why should I use you to read it? The operating instructions for this piece of shit are available in various languages, but the disassembly instructions are only in English. Are you bullying me for being uneducated?" Chen Yu stretched out his hand and pressed on the plate for final confirmation. : "I'm going to unload it, are you sure it's it?"
"Um!"
After receiving the answer, Chen Yu didn't hesitate anymore and pushed hard to the left with both palms.
"Squeak!"
The originally integrated plate was separated, revealing a small round button.
"This is a safety key." Xiao Taohong said excitedly: "Press it to separate the energy module. How about it! I'm right. You should trust me, Xiao Taohong."
"Ah."
Reach out and press the safety button, and the cold air escapes with a hiss. The plate beneath the portal popped up, revealing an antimatter annihilation battery soaked in a special liquid.
Next to the battery, there are three slots. It proves that this portal within the star system can be loaded with up to four batteries.
"Bring the batteries."
"good."
After receiving the brand-new antimatter battery from Xiao Taohong, Chen Yu put on his gloves, unpacked it, and carefully installed it while aiming at an empty slot.
"hiss!"
When the battery comes into contact with liquid, a strange chemical reaction occurs on the surface of the battery.
"Is this disinfecting?"
Chen Yu didn't even understand the theory of this level of technology, so he naturally didn't think much about it. After installing the battery, he pushed the module back and pressed the closing cover back on.
"It's a product from the 39th century, and it's not as convenient as today's mobile phones for charging."
After muttering silently, Chen Yu stood up and stretched: "Ah, it's finally done."
"Mr. Chen, you don't need to be so careful." Xiao Taohong pointed to the instruction manual and said, "It says that any high-tech product with the possibility of explosion must go through 26 safety standard inspections and can only leave the factory after passing it."
"What if it explodes after leaving the factory?"
Xiao Taohong turned over the last page of the manual: "The manufacturer, Beyond Group and the General Administration of Safety, will pay huge compensation."
Chen Yu: "..."
"Wow, so much change, so much money." Xiao Taohong took back the instructions and said seriously: "So you don't have to worry at all."
"I'm more worried."
Bringing up the portal control panel, Chen Yu glanced at the energy display and nodded: "The battery is sufficient and the installation is correct. I'll go to the toilet first, and you can post a text announcement before the live broadcast. Then put away the portal manual. , you will need to use it in the future.”
"OK."
Chen Yu patted the dust on his butt, opened the door and walked out of the bedroom.
In the living room, only Chen Erke was drawing with crayons.
"Second brother, where are your older sisters?"
"I went shopping with my mother. I wanted to prepare New Year's goods and buy candies." Chen Erke didn't even look up.
"Why don't you go?"
"It's so cold, it would be nice to wait until it's ready to eat."
"…reasonable."
"If you follow me, you have to carry things and squeeze with others." Chen Erke spread his hands: "Only a fool goes."
"Where's the dog?" Chen Yu glanced around the living room: "The dog followed?"
"I don't know, I haven't seen it for a long time." Chen Erke waved the crayon irritably: "Brother, please don't disturb my painting!"
Pointing his middle finger at Chen Erke, Chen Yu curled his lips and walked into the bathroom. He opened the toilet seat and prepared to urinate, but he smelled a faint smell of cigarette smoke.
"Um?"
He squinted his eyes and smelled left and right to confirm that he smelled correctly: "It does smell like smoke."
After urinating, flush the water. Chen Yu vaguely guessed something, closed the sliding door, and moved step by step following the source of the cigarette smell.
"this is… "
Bending down, thinking of the powdery cigarette ash, Chen Yu stared at the corner of the bathroom.
"Huh..."
He heard the puffing of smoke.
“…”
After a long silence, Chen Yu trembled and grabbed forward with his arms, and unexpectedly touched an entity in mid-air...
"Nima?!"
Chen Yu yanked hard and the invisibility cloak fell off. In the corner of the bathroom, he saw the husky holding a cigarette and staring blankly at him.
Chen Yu: "..."
Husky: "..."
…
(Note: This chapter is an update for the alliance leader’s “some past memories”.
A large chapter counts as one update, 189-1=188
Today's reward is five thousand, plus five updates.
Total 193…
It’s less than 200, nothing happens, I can pay it off...)
(End of chapter)